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And if you have a rather common name...
... it will be really messy. Hell, updating my publication counts for grant applications from the web of knowledge is a mess, and there you can filter by institution (which might or might not work). I do have to admit that google scholar is a bit more efficient, but it also archives each and every conference abstract and tries to treat it the same as the articles (and so does researchgate, if you do not carefully categorise stuff yourself).
(no, I do not think I warrant a W'pedia page, and I do not want one)
Re: Two sine waves 180 degrees out of phase
If it was a duopoly they would not have to cheat with the axes... As somebody above wrote: AMD is just the noise on Intel's sales.
In a case like this I believe Tufte and others would recommend using
- a single graph showing a stack (not the best, you absolutely need to include the zero)
- two graphs stacked (ditto)
- a single graph showing AMD as a percentage of Intel sales
In principle one line is (as per the duopoly comment) redundant anyway...
I came here to say the exact same thing. Another example why two y-axes in a single graph are misleading at best...
The table with the specs...
First: It is an incredibly cool project, I want an excuse to do this right now.
However: my eyes! (I mean the formatting of the units)
See Sec. 5.3 of https://www.bipm.org/utils/common/pdf/si_brochure_8_en.pdf
Ok, plus the whole weird units stuff, but sure, go ahead, it is a perfectly logical system:
12 inch = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
22 yards = 1 chain
10 chains = 1 furlong
8 furlong = 1 mile
(not sure about the chain vs. yards, too lazy to look it up now)
Yes, I have some grasp of converting miles, yard, feet and inches to metric, and I'm good enough with fractions to quickly think about which hex bit is the next smaller / bigger one if the one I initially picked is wrong. But still...
Yes, mine is the one with the SI brochure in the pocket.
Re: IgNobel nomination, anybody?
nope, the IgNobel is for sound science that sounds weird / stupid at first. Basically it should make you go "What?" and then get you thinking about it. Like the post-mortem brain scans of salmon, which went to show you should f'ing correct for multiple testing
Sorry, I sometimes get these twitches...
Re: And... (teabags)
Only use for teabags is as samples to analyse biodegradation in the ground... (seriously, this is what some biologists use as sample organic material)
Re: That's what they want you to think...
>> My wife lets me watch it because it's the only time I get to shout at the TV without her telling me "IT'S ONLY A STORY"
> Has your wife met my wife? I think they'd get on very well together...
:D (as John Kovalic once so put it: dating geeks is an art. Obviously those who do will share some traits. Yes, that includes my wife. Or the spouses (both sexes) of many of my friends (when it was not two geeks that got hooked up).
Gah! My eyes!
Seriously, splines in that graph? They really do convey knowledge about what happens between the data points - which is not available...
... the one with Tufte's book in it, please.
@Dave126: thanks, I'll check it out - I do share the same problem as the OP. The current phone (LG... uhm... Leon?) is... woefully inadequate. Even opening the email program takes several minutes. And updates to the apps are impossible now the Google apps have taken over the internal storage. The stupid system cannot download the updates to the external SD card, it seems.
I want my Windows phone back (a small, cheap Lumia 520 - my wife still has hers, still works well). And that's from somebody who doesn't even own a Windows computer...
There are crap and ancient Android phones with smaller than 5" screens
The S3 came out in 2012, and the Nokia 1 has a whopping 1GB of RAM and 8GB of storage - not really that usable, with all of the apps being really hungry (and getting worse). Additionally the Google apps have to stay on the inbuilt storage and grow bigger and bigger every year - meaning all of the internal storage is filled and you can no longer update apps because of that.
Re: "How to use a barometer to measure the height of a building."
... 7) use a 1 m long pendulum with the barometer as the mass. Measure the frequency on top of the building and at ground level. Yes, you have to be very precise in measuring the frequency...
Re: Amazon is in my good books
Well, used books are sold by retailers through Amazon. I had pretty good experiences with them as well, but also with used books stores that used to sell directly over the internet. What I really prefer is wander through the aisles between imposing shelves of such shops to browse - and then buy even more books. I need to build some new shelves...
Re: Only 28?
Yes, I assume the other 500 were correct matches... ;p
Are official homepages not supposed to be "accessible" to people with disabilities? As soon as they use flash it cannot bev that - unless you can force it to a "text only" version. In that case ditching flash would be really easy.
To be honest: all this animated shite makes me sick. A homepage should (in those cases) deliver information. That's all. Too many self-acclaimed "web designers" forget that. Usually I am against capital punishment, but here... dunno.
Re: There's a simple fix for USB hacking.
Neat! Reminds me of the BOFH episode with the "luggable" that was filled with batteries and inverters to sabotage stuff at a tradeshow...
I would desolder the port from the main board, turn it around (people won't check) so you have less danger of connecting to the main board. Then connect AC to the pins as suggested above.
And here at the coast we have the problem of the "white, di-electric material" accumulating on them (saw a report about a bird research station on one of the islands - one of the regular tasks is to remove the guano from the solar panels...)
Re: Just to mudddy the waters a trifle ...
The dozen-count actually comes from counting the segments (offsets? ;p ) of the digits with your thumb. Many societies had that. Look at minutes (time and angles) or degrees of a circle.
Re: "Wrong" email addresses
And those idiot web interfaces (faeces?) that insist a domain name cannot contain a hyphen (well, a -).
Most of my addresses have that. My domain names have them, my last two or three workplaces have that...
I took a new job recently - so I know the feeling. I hope you have some rounds of ---> before you leave. Great column you started, thanks for (all the fish ;p )
The story goes that a guy with a car gets towed into a mechanic's. The shop owner looks at the car, takes a hammer, hits it. The car springs to life again, and the mechanic demands 100 quid for the fix. "But you only hit it with a hammer!" goes the customer, "please write me a proper bill for what you did!". The bill read: "hit car with hammer: 5. Know where to hit: 95."
(I guess most of you know that one...)
British Airways' latest Total Inability To Support Upwardness of Planes* caused by Amadeus system outage
Well, they do acocunt for this if the plane is not fully booked. I have been on several flights where the first two rows were "business" (not actually, but... ah well), and then there were about 15 or so rows empty, and the rest of the passengers were in the rear half of the plane.
Re: weight calculation
You do these calculations before you load the cargo into the plane. Having the plane measure it and then say "oops, that's outside the safe limits, you need to unpack and rearrange" is sort of not helpful...
"This is done to ensure that all customers have the best possible Skype experience"
I feel enough acid rise to spit lacework into a steel bar. Unless they want to say that a f'ing nightmare is "the best possible experience" - note the emphasis.
"It's something that users do" (BOFH.... ca. 2001?)
-----------------> (obviously we don't have wine here)
Flying your colleague in, chatting at a real blackboard and then having some hopped fermented grain beverages.
That's how you do it. Don't settle for less!
(Of course you need to photograph the blackboard, but that's manageable)
Re: ‘ideation’ ?
BS to English: brainstorming
Look at one of the last BOFH....
A laptop is not an alternative - at least not if portability (i.e. size and battery life) is the key.
Use case 1: work on a plane (or a train). Good luck with opening that laptop (though the weird surface-stand-thingy means it will be inconvenient at least!) - ok, so you need a netbook-sized machine.
Use case 2: a conference. Look at all of the geeks running around looking for a free power outlet to charge their mobile workstations.
You're indestructible, always believe in 'cause you are Go! Microsoft reinvents netbook with US$399 ‘Surface Go’
Re: Bargain ?
Well... where do I start?
The screen resolution is aready high. No need to go higher, not on a 10" device. I would say this is already higher than one would really need.
And about the CPU: if you want to do stuff like vidoe editing get something else. I guess (I know from experience) that for most of the daily needs this is good enough. Faster CPUs are also almost alway more power hungry, and for a device that has been designed to be portable this is a no-no.
But yes, it is interesting that they are now bringing back the netbook - when my old one broke (after almost five years of daily use on the commute to wok) I could not get something with: decent battery life (8 hours), decent storage (500 GB), and 10" screen - which was by then even more important to me than before: ever tried working on a plane with a laptop? Ever seen those people trying to open a 17" monster in Economy class (even on the European regular carriers = not Ryanair, Norwegian,...)? And then after an hour or so they run out of battery. With the old Samsung netbook I had about 8 hours of battery life: enough for airport + flight or a full day at a conference. And a real (but smallish) keyboard.
 heck, I was developing statistical methods on a two core AMD-underpowered Lenovo - during the weekend commute and in the evenings when playing around with new ideas. That was... a bit demanding, but the heavy lifting (=the evaluation with real data) was done on a cluster anyway. The only thing that really sucked was using Inkscape, for this I would have liked another 8GB of RAM and a faster CPU. I mostly managed to do that stuff in the office, so no problem there.
Re: Not just national security
I know. They have that - now... (but then I could be mistaken and it was not Strava, I wrote I wasn't sure)
Re: Not just national security
Yes, and apparently there have been cases of people using data from... I forgot - Strava? - to find out who owns high end bikes in order to nick them.
One thing, though, as a preemptive comment (also as a reminder for myself!): the readership of ElReg is likely  _not_ a cross section of society when it comes to educated use of that stuff, privacy concerns, or technical knowledge. And while I too bask in the smug feeling of superiority of not having been in that data dump, nor in the CA / Faceborg data (and others...) we should probably be a bit less "told ya so!! stoopid muggles!!one!eleven1!" (paraphrased).
So, one question to all of us: Can we do something? I know that educating users is... tedious, and educating people about personal privacy, control of information, basic operational security is an uphill battle, but can't we all try and educate one or two persons each about it? They don't have to become as paranoid as some people here. Do you have strategies to deal with that?
 who doesn't have this?
 yes, I exercise. Yes, I use gps to track my runs / bike rides (new routes, at least, interesting to find out just where I got lost) - no, they are never put on any portal.
 ok, except very likely indirectly - we are all in there unless you have never had any contact with people using any f'book stuff
Re: This article is full of statistical analysis, but it is not about AI
Yeah, it's basic conditional probabilities. Something one covers in first year lectures. For geographers. Yes, it is useful to remind people, no, it is not AI or ML or whatever (but don't tell the person who hired me - though I did explicitly tell them the difference in the interview, go figure).
I gave these lectures for my bad karma, I guess...
 I did quite a bit of statistical modeling and Bayesian stuff, and that's what they also need...
... except it was in the third part of Gallia, where the bravest men live (as J.G.C. wrote more than MM years ago).
ACII stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI...
To be honest I never liked the idea of any special characters beyond 7 bit ASCII (the printable chars, excluding whitespaces). Yes, inconvenient in some languages I am familiar with, as are the missing accents. No, not a deal breaker. The inclusion of other alphabets is mostly a way for the registrars to make more money.... and then there are the homograph attacks which are indeed super nasty and really hard - or impossible in some cases - to spot. So (to stay with the example in the article) Apple would have to register the domain with the cyrillic a, but also the i-without-the-dot-replacing-the-l (a charakter commonly used in e.g. Turkish).
(No, I do not feel terribly tolerant this fine morning, sorry)
(title is, I think, from The Nathack Song?)
 and that applies to file names as well! Especially whitespace... they have no place in a file or a path. I do not suggest going back to 8+3, but some things made life considerably more difficult.
 do not get me started on the decimal character, some idiot companies use your system locale to define that when exporting data, and then thy build a f'ing csv, a _comma_ separated table, with the _comma_ as the decimal character.
Re: No worries
Knowing how government agencies work they'll put the tape on sticky side out....
Nananana - Katamari!
---> icon because it looks smaller than me...
Second example in the pic
The translation (even the "correct" one) is still wrong...
Learn (ok, machine-learn) the conjugation of the verbs, just because English does not have it (except for the 3rd person singular) it doesn't mean that other languages miss it as well! (the romanic languages have it at least)
"sie hat sich zu einer Feministin entwickelt" should be "she turned into a feminist". The translation is grammatically wrong, claiming that "they turned into a feminist" (singular vs. plural), then it should have read "sie _haben_ sich ... entwickelt".
And what is a "safe feminist"? Does not compute for me, and I am reasonably fluent in both English and German.
They are not listening still
Not without the remote server, no.
Sorry. Anyway. Many fellow commentards predicted this would happen, single point of failure etc. Now it has.
Remember that one? Just use a beheading-the-infidels video instead (or whatever)....
If you are a medical doctor, this is certainly true (except for pharmacists who have to be able to decipher the prescriptions...)
Nope. In this case it's probably the best you can do. 50% earned more than that amount. Interesting is of course also a measure for the width of the distribution.
The arithmetic mean is too strongly influenced by extreme values. Yes, it's optimal in the l2 sense, but not really informative here.
Personally reporting the quartiles would have been preferable, but the median is a good compromise. But most people don't care about uncertainties...
This makes me remember two things:
1) I am getting old (forget that: I am old!)
2) the time when reinstalling Win98SE (you better did that more or less regularly, at least that was my experience at that time) and I got a BSOD proudly claiming that "a TrueType font has caused a General Protection Failure in the module SETUP.EXE".
That was the last time I installed a Microsoft OS on my personal PC. Those were for me the dual-boot days, as LaTeX was a major PITA on windows (and MikTeX still sucks, at least the installation scripts for additional packages). Then one day I realised that I had more or less stopped gaming and not booted the Windows partition for a long time...
 a few years later I discovered Dwarf Fortress, which runs under Linux and is a major time sink though I have not yet tried the last two versions
Re: I can't get over this
Beer makes its own CO_2, but this helps only if it is bottled. If you have it in a proper 50l barrel (keg?) it needs to be hooked up to a CO_2 bottle on the tap. And most beer tastes better on tap than bottled. So unless you only drink the imported bottled stuff you do have a problem.
< rant >
And for me, "lager" is just a fancy name for a bad beer. Seriously, there are so many good small-ish local breweries everywhere. Germany has several, the Netherlands and Belgium even more. Hell, nowadays you can even get really nice beer from Norway (7Fjell, Lysekloster, Haandbryggeriet, Nogne, Ægir ...) to avoid the Hansa (brewed in the rain - without a roof, I guess). The "lager" stuff mentioned in the article is... blegh. Kro', and also 1667 are the same "plörre" as Carlsberg, Corona, Beck's Gold, and not really an improvement over Bud (or Miller, or Coors, ...) and don't get me started on the 'Lite' stuff, which is an abomination without any taste. Alcohol free beer at decent quality is possible: The one by Ægir is really nice, the standard Munkholmen is a bit malty for my taste. Bitburger 0.0% is pretty good, then there are a ton of wheat beers (Hefeweizen), a trend started by Erdinger I believe.
 by the time it reaches the destination at your pub it is past its best. Drink local stuff!
 sometimes I like having those, e.g. when it is hot, after a demanding physical workout, when I'm driving, also good for those who are pregnant or still breastfeeding. I drink beer because I like it, not because I want to get drunk.
Monday mornign and I need one of those ---->
Re: Really small systems
Most of my systems have only one CPU, they might have more than one core (ok, all of them do except my old laptop).
I would say: low-ish end laptops, though 4GB of RAM is enough for most needs except for the runaway firefox processes... Yes, if you are a serious gamer, or into video editing, or a number of other things then 4GB of RAM is ridiculously small, but for most of your daily needs it is ok. For me it is actually ok, but the heavy lifting is done elsewhere (cluster...).
 the article explicitly states that they have not analysed things like core count
Re: That warm, fuzzy feeling
Yeah, I was a bit (read: a lot) shocked after I realised that the "cheap, throwaway, experimental" stuff needs a 300 quid or so games console. Thanks, I'll skip that. (let's wait and see, if the kids want one in the future I'll have a say in what they will get *rubs hands*)
One thing I really like about LEGO Mindstorms is that it lets me use all the skills (ok, a number of them) from the time I was still doing experimental physics. The control software is LabVIEW which we used in our lab. Still enjoy that! Only thing is that I need to visit my brother and ask nicely so he lets me play with his toys (he got it for his 30th birthday a few years ago). Not that I don't like visiting him and his family, but it's a bit of a drive... and his LEGO is currently stored because of a toddler who does not yet get the "this is daddy's toy, and also please don't stick it into your mouth, you'll suffocate".
I'll look at TinkerCAD. My kids are too young for that (at the moment), but you have to start at some point ;)
Re: "I prefer not to answer that but suggest you wear gloves to work."
My thoughts exactly. But as commented above: if they are worth their pay they help the project / job / whatever, or at least act as a DMZ to deflect incoming interference from above. Oh, and make sure the techies in their jeans-and-dirty-t-shirt (or around here: outdoor trousers + t-shirt) are kept away from the upper floors... and yes, this sort of works for me at the moment.
... the GoreTEX one please, the one in expedition quality...
(WHO are you calling an Anorak?!)
Re: Burnout isn't unknown in IT
Work is what you do to get money in order to live; it isn't your life
Tell that to most (if not all) scientists. I miss working in science, I really do, but the symptoms described here (esp. the forum) sound familiar.
Yes, I did love what I was doing. I'm not yet really glad I quit.
A prediction of a system past its mixing time is only possible in the statistical sense - and under assumptions about the boundary conditions, and then it's what I would call a projection. For me at least, a prediction is an initial value problem.
Audis @ 0.2
And that's without auto pilot ;p
Re: Typical installer written in a large company
Nah, you don't have to be a pro developer. A mate wrote the install and deinstall scripts and did the whole packaging for a latex document class we developed together for .deb-systems. Yes, he is really bright, but not a software developer. He can read man pages and understand them and is OCD enough to obsess about little details until they are correct.
I'll buy him another round next time we meet ----->
"What came in here was such an exhibition of incompetence that I can only assume they are doing it on purpose."
Yes. Alcohol helps, but only so much.
Changing the design of the ribbon "is like adding paper to a blocked toilet. Best possible outcome: you've still got a turd. Albeit disguised a little." (ok, that referred to Vista, but the ribbon is... shite, to put it kindly).
Go ahead: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/16/bofh_2012_episode_12/
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