* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Watch this: Ingenuity – Earth's first aircraft to fly on another planet – take off on Mars

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“When things work, it looks easy.”

Damn right.

This is a watershed moment, an incredible achievement, and a badge that all boffins and engineers who worked on this can wear proudly.

Good on them.

Won't somebody please think of the children!!! UK to mount fresh assault on end-to-end encryption in Facebook

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They're not trying to "find a solution"

What they are doing is just ensuring that Government can read and access everything. They don't give a flying frak that anyone else could do so. FaceBook is implementing end-to-end ecryption ? El Zuck uses Signal, not FaceBook chat.

When you specifically don't eat your own dogfood, that sends a very clear message.

Brit Salesforce exec Gavin Patterson becomes transfer target for controversial European Super League

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Sorry guys

Being there at the right time in the right place is the definition of success.

The fact that the job entails raking in the money and not doing anything meaningful is a perk.

Sure, I wouldn't mind that job. In the meantime, well, I take solace in the fact that I'm actually helping people.

WordPress core contributor proposes treating Google FLoC as a security vulnerability

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How interesting

It is extremely interesting to see that basically everyone except Google recognizes that targetted advertizing is an invasion of privacy and anything Google tries to get around that fact is just a lie.

Lobby money does not count when the rest of the industry is against you, and having WordPress against you is not a good sign.

Who knew Uncle Sam had strike teams for SolarWinds, Exchange flaws? Well, anyway, they are disbanded

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"Due to the vastly increased patching and reduction in victims"

Citation please ? Where are the numbers that support this conclusion ?

It's not because you finally patched two Department Of Defense servers that were waiting for that since 1995 that all of a sudden the numbers of victims have vastly decreased. And it's not because Microsoft and other vendors are publishing patches regularly that anything changes.

SolarWinds123 was not a patching problem, it was a bloody fucking stupid security problem that never should have happened in the first place.

Elon Musk's SpaceX bags $3bn NASA contract to, fingers crossed, land first woman on the Moon

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Re: the astronauts all thought they were pilots

Newsflash : they were pilots.

You need to update your knowledge of the Apollo program. All of the astronauts were test pilots and, before that, jet fighter pilots.

As for the computer, I don't know where you get the notion that it could have landed the module by itself. The Apollo Guidance Computer barely had RAM, and the little it had would not have made it able to land the module, not to mention judge a landing site. It was fine for interstellar trajectory control - which the crew of the Apollo 13 demonstrated they could do just as well.

Huawei could have snooped on the Dutch prime minister's phone calls thanks to KPN network core access

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Trollface

Whereas you don't need to pay the NSA to access your systems, it does that on its own.

Japanese auto chipmaker Renesas expects to resume full production next month following fab blaze

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"overreliance on just-in-time supply chains"

Ah, the beancounter's dream. No, we don't have stock, we're JIT !

I hope you like all those economies you've made on not storing. Now, you even economise on revenue !

Sysadmin for FIN7 criminal cracking group gets 10 years in US prison for managing card slurping malware scam

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Davis Lu, 51

He now has a brilliant future in the burger-flipping industry.

If you call yourself a software developer at that age, you should be able to do better than a simple infinite loop.

UK Home Office tenders £5m for a supplier to help it greenlight IT projects. Yes, you read that correctly

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Oh sure

"The Demand Management process will ensure that all work meets the needs and priorities of the Home Office in the most appropriate and efficient way to deliver value for money "

Yes, because UK Government IT projects have a stellar record for meeting needs and priorities.

Well, the needs and priorities of the snouts that have access to the trough, that is.

Plot twist! South Korean telco uses 5G to fight coronavirus via hospital-patrolling robot

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"the robot can also find missing patients"

And soon it will get the upgrade allowing it to drag missing patients back to their holding area.

ROTM is what awaits us at the end of road paved with good itentions.

Pakistan cut off Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, and Telegram – for just four hours

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Pakistan

A country even more backwards than Trumpistan.

That takes effort.

You want a reboot? I'll give you a reboot! Happy now?

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Re: It could be worse

I trash my home system all the time. I fear nothing now. At least, not since I learned the true value of the word "backup".

It happened one day, way back when, and I was making a copy of my company mail file to my home system. It's just that I had forgotten that the file name was the same as my home mail. When faced with the "Do you want to replace" popup, I clicked on Yes, of course.

Then it dawned on me. I had just erased my home mail, with all my contacts and years of correspondence - including a response from Ian McKellen himself concerning a mail I had sent to him before LotR came out. I had emailed him to tell him how awesome I thought this was going to be, and he had nicely responded to me saying he was indeed thrilled about being in the film. Now that conversation is gone for all time.

That's the day the word "backup" became important to me.

Seeing a robot dog tagging along with NYPD officers after an arrest stuns New Yorkers

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"less accurate when people don’t fit the norm"

What norm ?

I'm guessing the guys (because it was guys, of course) designing that recog "AI" have not yet lived long enough to observe that long, lucious hair is mainly the province of young, beautiful women. As women age, their hair gets shorter, and blonder (to hide the grey hairs). Very few men have long hair, but some do.

So having short hair has nothing to do with gender, especially nowadays.

Age discrimination class-action against HP and HPE gets green light to proceed

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"lots of young people"

Quite understandable. Young people fresh out of college with a student loan to pay back are likely to be grateful for the job and very unlikely to not do as they are told, even if what they are told makes no sense.

Old, experienced workers who know what they hell they're doing and how to do it are much less likely to be awed by a title telling them nonsense because they know how things work while the twat with title just knows how to give orders, never how to understand consequences.

Ex IBM sales manager, fired after battling discrimination against subordinates, wins $11m lawsuit

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No, you don't understand. IBM doesn't condone it, but it will discriminate every time it thinks it helps its bottom line.

Which is, increasingly, not all that often.

Not to worry. When IBM's beancounters come up with the figures and finally say "um, we think this behavior is detrimental to our benefits", then things will change.

Until then, go lawsuits !

Pentagon confirms footage of three strange craft taken by the Navy are UFOs (no, that doesn't mean they're aliens)

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"regular" ball lightning ?

I'm not sure there is such a thing.

Every instance I have read about, the little buggers did something different and unique.

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Agreed.

The Hubble Deep Field survey proved that there is not a pixel of our sky that does not have stars and galaxies by the thousands. Life is certainly out there, somewhere.

But to think that a species advanced enough to span the stars just happens upon us without giving a formal hello and instead lurking around and kidnapping hillbillies for secret rectal experiments is ludicrous.

Either they would present themselves, or they would stay the hell clear and put some cloaked satellite surveillance in place to find out when we got sufficiently evolved to receive an official alien diplomatic delegation.

Google's FLoC flies into headwinds as internet ad industry braces for instability

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Google's Privacy Sandbox

Specifically tailored to put my privacy in Google's sandbox so it can continue to play with it.

I am not amused.

This whole hoopla is because targetted ads are an invasion of privacy, privacy concerns are on the rise, so Google, being the most interested party and having made all of its billions on targetted advertising, is desperate to find a way to continue to milk that particular cow.

GDPR is going to be our primary defense in this matter, but Google will certainly do its level best to find a way - any way - to keep the targetted ad revenue flowing, which means to keep invading our privacy.

My solution is to use Chrome only when I have to access a Google app, be it Maps, GMail or Translator. If I'm already on a Google site, I might as well use a Google product. The rest of my browsing is done with Firefox using NoScript and uBlock Origin, and you can bet your bottom dollar that neither Google nor FaceBook are authorized there.

Ever wondered what it's like working for Microsoft? Leaked survey shines a light on how those at the code coalface feel

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A good working environment is essential, but you still have to pay the bills.

We're on our way already: Astroboffins find 5 potentially habitable Tatooine-like systems from Kepler 'scope

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Re: Does this have to be water

From what I've been reading on the subject, water (the H2O kind) has a particular chemical property that makes it ideal for life. I don't remember if it's the fact that it can dissolve and mix stuff, or the fact that its abundance makes it a good target for researching planets with it, but water is just about as important as carbon.

There have been discussions about another element that could possibly combine some form of DNA, I think it was silica. Chemists and biologists are however not convinced that anything could actually evolve on that basis - if I'm not mistaken.

How not to apply for a new job: Apply for it on a job site

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"a freelancer feels the urge to seek solace in full-time employment"

Nope. Not me.

I got out in 2009, following certain things that happened on the other side of the pond. I spent three years trying to get back in, following web training and writing hundreds of applications (on paper), nothing came of it. In the third year I told my wife that I was starting to feel like it would be easier to find customers than an employer. She agreed. So it started.

Now, I have been self-employed since 2012, and it's working out fine. COVID has actually improved my work status since I have customers and no longer need to slog the traffic jams on Luxembourg highways. Of course, it helps that I have FTTH, working over a 12mbps line would not be so easy.

So no, I have no reason at this point in time to want to have an employer, and I don't think that's going to change any time soon. I do want to be able to take my wife to the restaurant again, though. Can't wait for things to get back to some sort of normal.

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That's when I got out.

I had been pressured into getting a LinkedIn profile by a company who employed me before 2010, I never liked it, but I did what I was told like a good little drone.

When I left the company, I kept the profile for a while. When Borkzilla borged it, that was the tipping point and I closed my account.

Never regretted it.

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

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Yes way.

That almost happened right in front of me. I was working in the same office as an old lady who was the secretary of the manager. One fine she got a package, there floppies in it. It was obviously the first time she'd ever seen any.

She promptly opened one of her drawers and took a pair of scissors. I watched, confused, as she brought the scissors to the corner of one of the floppies.

I just had the time to snap out of it and jump up, saying "No No No !" rather loudly, my hand up and arm outstretched to enforce my point.

Initially she was a bit miffed, but she let me explain and the floppies were saved.

At the end of that contract, she actually thanked me for "helping" her. She was a nice person.

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I'll never forget the day I was called in to a dairy storage unit. The vast building was cooled to -30C.

It was winter, 0°C outside, but the sun was shining bright. I wore my coat to go there, obviously. I spent about fifteen minutes in there to do an upgrade and chat a bit with the floor manager, show him what was new. I thought the cold wouldn't get to me. Boy was I wrong !

When I left the building, it felt like I was on a beach. I took off my coat and reveled in the fact that it felt fine.

Well, for about sixty seconds. Then I put my coat back on.

That was an experience in nature.

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Re: if it works...

My philosophy as well. I will not hesitate to upgrade my desktop when I can see a clear performance benefit, but I'll be damned if I go buy a new phone simply because it's the new model.

When we bought our house back in 2017 I replaced all the light bulbs with LEDs (or got the electrician to do it for the kitchen, where the stuff was not so easy because specific model of lamps). That was a clear benefit and an economy in the long run, so I did not hesitate. I'm not going to go buy some stupid IoT connected shite now to put a buggy app on my phone just so I can control the lamp from a screen. I have legs, I can get to the switch.

Microsoft calls time on Timeline: Don't worry, more features that nobody asked for coming your way

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"We can't wait to hear what you think!"

Really ? Here : TURN IT OFF !!

I want an OS, not a circus. Stop trying to transform Windows into the most interesting thing on my PC. It's there to run the stuff I need, not to remind me that I'm using a Borkzilla product.

Why can't Borkzilla understand ? You need to make an OS channel and a bullshit channel. The OS channel should be stable, reliable, no nonsense. The bullshit channel can have whatever brainfart you can concieve of, and users can subscribe to it if they want.

That would make things a lot simpler.

OMG! New free speech social network won’t allow members to take the Lord’s name in vain

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Indeed. From a pillow maker, I will eagerly wait for the news that his "super secure" platform has been thoroughly pwned.

The clock is ticking, and just remember that you called the challenge.

Vote to turf out remainder of Nominet board looks inevitable after .uk registry ignores reform demands

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"Nominet’s board has dug in and effectively dared their own members to force them out"

Challenge accepted !

Quash those cockroaches once and for all. And make sure they can never be elected/appointed to such a position ever again.

Irish privacy watchdog sticks GDPR probe into Facebook after that online giveaway of 533 million profiles

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Another win for GDPR

My am I happy to live in the EU these days. Between Max Shrems and the European Court of Justice, there's no better place for a lover of privacy and Democracy.

Those multinational behemoths will bow to the Will of the People.

Some day.

Jackie 'You have no authority here' Weaver calls on the UK to extend Coronavirus Act provisions for online meetings

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The right for members of the public to attend, in person, council meetings (of any type) should be retained as sacrosanct

That's a good point.

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Yeah, but that is typical State-level shenanigans.

I live in France, so I don't have a voice in this issue, but I'll be damned if I accept my village council being managed by someone from another village.

It's the village council. It's supposed to be managed by people from that village.

Infosys says staff are leaving it again – a sign COVID crunch is receding

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Translation

Infosys will be massively hiring inexperienced youngsters who will learn on the job.

The 130 new customers will undoubtedly be overjoyed.

Spy agency GCHQ told me Gmail's more secure than Microsoft 365, insists British MP as facepalming security bods tell him to zip it

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Re: Conflicting statement....??

If your Exchange server is on-prem and properly firewalled, the Borkzilla is no more an external provider than all those workstations based on Windows.

In any case, don't worry about Borkzilla : it is comfortably in bed with all governments.

OVH services still not fully restored as boss rates ongoing recovery efforts a 'real nightmare'

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Re: customers got burned

Only the customers that didn't check the appropriate box.

OVH has a DR plan, there are a number of other datacenters over Europe. Anyone who had included a DR zone is not having any problem.

Of course, it's the many, many OVH customers who looked at the price of the option and decided it wasn't worth it who are now crying in the corner.

No sympathy from me.

Neural networks give astronomers huge boost in identifying galaxies: 27 million done, 600 million to come

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I agree with you, but the problem is that any modification of Einstein's theory to "make it work" hits a wall somewhere that makes things worse.

I've been reading up on this for some time now and, from what I understand, astronomers are not happy about the situation either.

This is Science, with a very capital S. Very educated people are making an educated guess to help explain why galaxies are not flying apart which, from the data we have, is what they should apparently be doing. We don't know why, and this is the best hypothesis we've got for the moment.

This lecture from one of the greatest scientific minds in recent history should help : Feyneman on The Scientific Method,

After years of dragging its feet, FCC finally starts tackling America's robocall scourge

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Re: inertia by the incumbent telcos is also a big contributing factor

I think that the inertia of the FCC on this matter was the largest contributing factor. Now that the FCC is helmed by someone who apparently wants to do the job properly, things are likely to move forward a lot faster. And that is a Good Thing (TM).

The future is much more rosy when the knuckleheads are no longer in charge of things.

Cracked copies of Microsoft Office and Adobe Photoshop steal your session cookies, browser history, crypto-coins

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Ah, warez

The good old days. The dawn of the New Information Highway, with plenty of people who wanted to show off their skills and make sure that you could run Settlers 2 or Battlefield Vietnam without needing to have the disk in the optical reader.

Bless them. They made my gaming life easier - without depriving authors of their revenue. Yes, I still have my Settlers 2 install CD. And Battlefield Vietnam, and about 600 others. I even bought two Battlefield 2 games because I played it so much that my first gamedisk shattered in the player. So much for my right to a license - in a normal world, I would have sent the pieces back and got a new DVD - because I only have license, right ? My license does not expire with the death of the disk.

So yeah, warez used to be good, until the crooks understood that they could distribute their version of a CD/DVD crack and include a nasty little package with it. It really didn't take all that long for the despicables to catch on.

Nowadays, warez is synonymous with malware. Thankfully, games no longer need to have a bloody plastic disc in a reader. Unfortunately, they do need to phone home every few minutes.

Progress ?

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Re: You're cracked if you're running cracked software

Nonsense. Cracked software has nothing to do with free software.

Go download Notepad++ or Paint.net and tell me that they insist on getting ahold of your wallet or location.

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MS Office works offline - at least, the versions before 365 did.

You can perfectly install MS Office 2016 and then unplug your computer from the Internet. That being said, I seriously doubt anyone posting in forums has disconnected his work PC from the Internet. If you're using Office, you're not just using Excel to do your monthly bank balance.

NSA helps out Microsoft with critical Exchange Server vulnerability disclosures in an April shower of patches

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"updates to protect against new vulnerabilities in on-premise Exchange Servers"

How come there are always "new vulnerabilities" when it comes to Exchange ?

Frankly, it starting to look like Exchange is the new Flash.

Who'd have thought the US senator who fist pumped Jan 6 insurrectionists would propose totally unworkable anti-Big Tech law?

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Oh sure

A small group of woke mega-corporations control the products Americans can buy, the information Americans can receive, and the speech Americans can engage in

Right. Because calling for domestic terrorism and insurrection is now a right protected by the US Constitution.

Yeah.

Jackass.

1Password targets developers with Secrets Automation, acquisition of SecretHub

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"GitHub also has its own Secrets API"

Okay. For the past two decades I have been working with RSA encryption and I have repeatedly been told that knowing how encryption works does not mean you know how to decrypt a specific set of data.

Despite the NSA, I do still hold that to be true, so, instead of everybody creating their own Secrets API, I think the community would be better served by an official, open-source Specrets API. One that even the NSA can't break into.

Sorry, I'm not intelligent enough to write it myself - not to mention that it needs community adoption - but I'm guesssing that until we do have such a globally-accepting, publicly-reviewed tool in place, all we're going to get is different solutions who all base their efficiency on the words "highly unlikely".

And that is not enough.

Key Perl Core developer quits, says he was bullied for daring to suggest programming language contained 'cruft'

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Re: Toxicity

And that is definitely the right thing to do if that's how you feel about things.

Communication based on respect is a lost art, having been replaced by instant outrage by the Internet. People no longer think about what they type, they take it personally and just want to retaliate. And people who are capable of taking an argument at face value are very rare indeed.

The end result will obviously be communities who dwindle in size and either never say anything or never stop complaining and insulting each other.

Not anything I would want to be a part of, for sure.

Northrop Grumman's MEV-2 gives Intelsat satellite a new lease on life until the next rescue in another five years

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How long can a MEV function ?

No word on that. Apparently, if it's in chunks of five years, it should at least be able to function ten years, otherwise it wouldn't be very good for servicing multiple satellites.

But I'd like to have more information on that. The wiki page hardly mentions any technical specs at all, and Grummans' site is only a polished marketing piece.

Could anyone get some cold, hard numbers on this thing ?

Clearview AI accused over free trials to US police that were plausibly deniable

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"[he] did not explicitly say why he decided to leave"

Of course not. One needs to demonstrate loyalty and discretion if one wants to stay part of the team and remain a high-flyer.

Blurting out the truth would be sure-fire way of not ever getting that level of position any more.

Oracle vs Google: No, the Supreme Court did not say APIs aren't copyright – and that's a good thing

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The future is FOSS

End of argument.

United States' plan to beat China includes dominating tech standards groups – especially for 5G

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"the draft Strategic Competition Act of 2021"

Typical US hypocrisy. Government intervention is anathema when it concerns living standards, justice, getting companies to pay their taxes, but when there are handouts and bold statements to be made, then it's fine.

Look, either the market regulates itself, or it doesn't. You can't have it both ways.

If the golden rule of Capitalism is to be respected, it's up to Cisco to be competitive, not the US Government.

We have never given census data to anyone – not even the spy agencies, says the UK's Office for National Statistics

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Ah, so it's an offence

"It is an offence to fraudulently request and use an online access code for a household that is not your own "

And that's supposed to deal with the issue ? Newflash : it's an offence to enter someone else's private property and make off with the money, jewelry and/or electronics. Happens every day, though.

Here's a tip : make your website procedures secure, then argue about what an offence is.

China whacks Alibaba with US$2.8bn fine for breaking antitrust rules

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Re: Yet in the West.

Yes, curious isn't it ? For all the corruption that is alledgedly taking place in China, you have to admit that they don't waste time taking care of businesses that are not playing by the rules.

We could learn a thing or two there.