* Posts by Pascal Monett

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The web was done right the first time. An ancient 3D banana shows Microsoft does a lot right, too

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"Surely such an ancient piece of code [..] wouldn't launch?"

I had that kind of surprise with Chuck Yeager's Air Combat.

It's an old DOS game from, IIRC, a bit before Microsoft Flight Simulator, and it was a lot of fun to play because you could configure what you going up against to a rather impressive degree (for the time, especially).

I first played it on my trusty 8086, and it ran fine.

Years later, I was fiddling around on my brand-new 486DX66 and suddenly, I wondered how CYAC would react. Now, I have tried quite a few DOS games since the 286 was done and buried, and most of them end practically as soon as you start the game because they are generally tied to the CPU frequency.

Not CYAC. I don't know how they programmed that thing, but it ran just fine on my 486. I'm sure it would also run fine on a Pentium. Don't know about today's multi-core CPUs though.

Maybe I'll have to try that . . .

We'll drop SBOMs on UK.gov to solve Telecoms Security Bill's technical demands, beams Cisco

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Oh really ?

"There's always that risk that customers come to you and say, I can't possibly buy your product, because you've got maybe one version out of date of OpenSSL. "

Are you trying to make me believe that you have customers that actually check out the technical aspects of your product before buying it ?

Because that would be a first, in my experience. Generally, the customer buys the product, then finds out what doesn't work and IT has to spend time (and possibly money) to solve the issue. Then the manager responsible can strutt his stuff in front of the Board and boast about how he made incredible gains for the company.

Bill for HMS Vanity Gin Palace swells by £50m in two months

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Re: a very select few people knew of the existence of it

Plus you, Putin and half the Internet.

You can now live life like Paul Allen on Microsoft cofounder's luxury yacht for '£1m a week'

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Indeed, my thought as well.

Unless, of course, the people sleeping in the crew quarters understood that they were the crew.

I don't think that would work very well.

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Re: I can't think of a holiday venue I'd want less.

For a holiday, I completely agree with you, I'd go anywhere but on a boat.

But for a nice evening out with the missus, good meal, pleasant view ? I could do with that every now and then.

Except for the bill, obviously. I'd have a bit of trouble tipping . . .

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Re: It must take a really special kind of character to remain a billionaire

Oh I'm sure the money helps.

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Ask Bezos

Vietnamese province that hosts Big Tech's factories now fashionably COVID-free

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We're going to have to live with it

COVID is not going away. We're going to have to deal with living our lives despite it.

After all, the flu claims hundreds of thousands of lives every year, and we don't quarantine for that.

Samsung boss Lee Jae-yong awarded Get Out Of Jail Free card

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"the nation feels Samsung needs his leadership"

Hello Mister Crook, could you please go back to the very environment that you abused and got condemned for ? We've apparently got nothing better at this time.

Yes, please do help yourself to a cigar . . or the box.

GitHub's npm gave away a package name while it was in use, causing rethink

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"What happens if the owner of a popular package dies"

That's a good point. If the package name management system is changed to ensure that only the owner of the name can relinquish it, then if said owner is no longer alive, there will be no one to relinquish it.

Stalemate.

So there will either have to be a process to take ownership by the package management authority, or the package owner should be prompted to nominate a "secondary" owner (and not himself with another email address) in case of non-response under 90 days or something like that.

In any case, it is not an easy situation to resolve.

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He didn't say all the blame was on the package developer, he said some of it was.

And, as for "evidence of continuous use", NPM does not appear to have checked that since they just waited a month and basically decided "to hell with this".

Never Knowingly Underborked: Double trouble at Southampton's John Lewis

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All the borkage

This is a clear sign that companies bring in outside competence to set up the displays and ensure the content, and then let it rot because nobody on-site has a clue how it works.

When working in a retail store that has an electronics department, that is particularly credibility-destroying.

Don't believe the hype that AI-generated 'master faces' can break into face recognition systems any time soon

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Re: Be careful what you look like

What the research really demonstrates is that, in our AI future, if you're white, you're screwed because everything will recognize you.

You want privacy and security ?

Better off coloured.

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“three leading deep face recognition systems”

Deep face ? What the hell is that expression for ?

I get deep fake. Statistical analysis applied to creating an image (or video) and inserting another one. Okay, that's fine.

But there is no deep face. There is facial recognition, period.

Stop gargling yourselves with meaningless verbiage just to make you seem capable.

The sideloader weeps tonight: Unsealed court docs claim Google said 'install friction' would ‘drastically limit' Epic's reach

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Windows

"the experience of getting Fortnite on Android"

Sorry ?

There are people who play an FPS game on a smartphone ?

Fortnight is to be played on a proper PC, with keyboard and mouse.

Kids these days . . .

UK's Driver & Vehicle Standards Agency signs £15m in cloud contracts

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It's a Standards website

It doesn't have interactive content.

It's a text website, with a few videos.

They can't handle a server ? They need to "outsource" their IT on that ?

Dammit, give the contract to me. I'll set up two servers on two seperate lines with failover and the job's done.

And I'll only take £1M/year.

NASA comes up empty on Perseverance rover's first Mars sample drilling attempt

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Point taken.

I'm sure there's an alternate universe where we all live in peace and have invented computers and the Internet in an eco-friendly way.

It's just not ours.

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Re: I just don't get it.

That argument again.

You would do well to remember that, if Kennedy hadn't launched Mankind to the Moon, you wouldn't have a smartphone and probably might not even have a computer to complain on.

Of course, the drawback of everyone having access to these tools is that people like you can continue trying to spread that stupid argument.

Oh well, you can't win 'em all.

Wireless powersats promise clean, permanent, abundant energy. Sound familiar?

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Re: Lets do the maths

You're just repeating the article author's point : it ain't happening.

Smashing piece, BTW. I'm keeping this as a reference on the subject.

Alibaba fires manager accused of sexually assaulting colleague

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"web giant lacks formal sexual harassment policy"

It shouldn't have to have one. You sexually assault someone ? You're fired and the police are called in.

It's simple.

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The crackdown

"the ongoing government crackdown on big tech, which Beijing sees as callously indifferent to Chinese values and unhelpfully focused on profit "

Yup. They got that right.

Electrocution? All part of the service, sir!

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Coffee/keyboard

Now that was a brilliant off-the-cuff quip.

Good on him !

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"The power lead approached the PC..."

I lived a moment like that - and I was the one holding the power lead.

It was at the beginning of my career in Luxembourg, all those years ago (my daughter wasn't even born yet). Our company had just recieved shipment of a gaggle of tower PCs (they were for the training room that was being set up) and I was tasked with creating an application that required server access.

I needed a server.

I went to the head of IT and asked him if I could take one of the new arrivals to use as a server and he agreed. I went down and took one out of its box and brought it our corner office. I set up the requisite peripherals and went to plug in the PC.

POW !

Flash of light and short tongue of flame shot out of the PSU. The PC was dead.

What I didn't know is that the shipment came from the US. It was configured for 110V, and I hadn't thought to check that the tiny red switch on the PSU was in the proper configuration.

I went to explain myself to the head of IT, who was a bit miffed but told me to get another server. I completed my task, wiped the server from the machine and brought it back to storage.

By that time, all the boxes had "110V !" written on them in big red letters.

Ever since, I systematically check any new PSU or desktop box to ensure that it is in the right setting.

AI algorithms uncannily good at spotting your race from medical scans, boffins warn

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"researchers have no idea how it can tell"

Well it would seem that the statistical analysis machine found certain criteria that were consistent enough for it to rely on but were not evident to the human brain. When you're a machine treating thousands of images, you don't forget any of that. A human will not remember the first image after analyzing the 100th.

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Re: Deep Fake

Agreed. Nude pictiures are not necessarily sexual in nature. Of course, I have no idea what those deepfakes return as far as body positions are concerned, but unless specifically tailored for that, I doubt that all those fake pics are sexualized.

So yes, revenge porn is a terrible thing, but let's not paint with too wide a brush. Reign in the rhetoric and keep on target.

Black Hat security conference returns to Las Vegas – complete with hacks to quiet the hotel guest from hell

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Re: lbry

The website says it's a "Blockchain-based file-sharing and payment network ".

Thanks but no thanks. I have no intention of dedicating gigabytes of my disk space to hold the entire content database of a website.

I'll stick with Youtube until a better alternative is given.

SpaceX Starship struts its stack to show it has the right stuff

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Trollface

Why limit yourself ?

Take all three.

All your DNS were belong to us: AWS and Google Cloud shut down spying vulnerability

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"Microsoft, however, does not plan to revise its algorithm"

I'm not surprised and frankly, what could they change ?

The algorythm does have to go and query the DNS servers at one point or another, there's nothing to do to avoid that part, so, for once, this is not actually Borkzilla's fault.

It would, however, be nice if Borkzilla could brainstorm a mitigation of some sort, since there are DNS providers who are not impacted by this vulnerability.

US proposes tracking digital cash and taxing it to pay for, you know, roads and stuff

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I think you missed this part of my post :

"In the end, they both have coins, and will sell them at some point "

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FAIL

"Congress is stepping up its efforts to prevent crypto investors evade their taxes"

And yet :

"the bill has been altered to make it clear that cryptocurrency miners, blockchain engineers, or vendors selling hardware to run hashing algorithms to mint digital coins are exempt from the new rules "

Could someone please explain to me the difference between a miner and an investor ?

It seems to me that those two things overlap rather closely.

The miner invests in hardware and electricity to get coins. The investor buys coins. In the end, they both have coins, and will sell them at some point. With this bill, the miner will not pay taxes, but the investor will.

Politician's logic.

Mozilla slams post-cookie ad tech proposals SWAN and UID2 - needs much more work

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FAIL

"a pseudonymous identifier that ad companies can use for tracking and targeting"

Your tracking is effing useless anyway.

Two weeks ago I bought a LED flashlight on Amazon. Guess what ads Amazon is flinging my way ? Of course, a different model of flashlight.

I see absolutely zero reason to give up my privacy for that kind of targeting.

Ad companies : go screw yourselves. Just serve up normal ads without any code attached and the public might begin to tolerate you again.

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Re: Ban

You mean, like what Brave does ?

It also has an integrated JS blocker, but since that is less user-friendly than NoScript, I don't use Brave's implementation.

Apple is about to start scanning iPhone users' devices for banned content, professor warns

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FAIL

"scanning individual users' iPhones"

I'm sorry, on what authority ?

Has Apple been integrated into a special Police branch ?

What right does Apple have to scan individual users' private property and report the results ?

Another case of a tech giant making social and police decisions on its own, without any mandate to do so.

I was never interested in Apple gear.

Now Apple is on my blacklist.

US 'dropped the ball' on security by going it alone claims Huawei US CSO

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"They all show the vulnerability of everything"

Yes.

Well, especially since the NSA was stupid enough to get itself hacked and have all its precious zero-days pilfered.

Ever since then, things have gotten a lot worse.

Thanks NSA, you really outdid yourself on that one.

America enlists Big Tech to help it develop and execute cyber security plans

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"develop and implement better cyber security plans than are currently in operation"

How's about the US military start by upgrading its IT to 2020 standards ?

Don't they still have XP machines on the network, or is that old news now ?

Microsoft wonders if disabling just-in-time compilation of JavaScript improves browser security

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FAIL

Making Edge worse at running JavaScript

Hey Microsoft, I've got a hint for you : integrate NoScript.

Job done.

South Korea to test grenade-launching drones

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Anti-ransomware software ?

Isn't that what Anti-Virus software is supposed to help with ?

Aren't the two going to clash ?

Because AV software doesn't like having anybody else on its turf.

AI to be bigger than IaaS and PaaS combined by 2025

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$500 billion here, $400 billion there . . .

. . pretty soon, you're talking real money.

Right, I know the way out.

Ch-ch-ch-Chia! HDD sales soar to record levels as latest crypto craze sweeps Europe

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Chia

So, this is the latest pyramid scheme.

Proof of work, proof of space, what's the difference ? In each case, there will be loads of morons spending money and using resources for yet another funny money scheme that will practically only be used by criminals and scammers.

Another load on Climate Change. Congratulations.

I'm with China on this : it's time to outlaw that shit.

Please, no Moore: 'Law' that defined how chips have been made for decades has run itself into a cul-de-sac

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Re: Transistor physics

At the same time, it is quite logical that the returns of research diminish as the precision increases.

Yes, Moore's Law is dead, but it served its purpose.

Now we are going to branch out to 3D chips at 1nm and that will likely be the end of CPU research for a long time.

If computers have continued to increase in execution speed, it is not only because the CPU has evolved, the entire concept of a computer has evolved.

The IBM PC had an 8086 at 4.7Mhz, and everything worked at that speed.

Today, we have computers with a frequency for the CPU, another for RAM, another for magnetic storage, etc. The computer itself is a vast multi-tasking environment, and that is where we've increased its efficiency.

Now we're looking at stacking CPU layers to eeke out more performance. We'll soon be doing that with RAM as well (if we haven't already).

There will, however, come a time when we've explored all the combinations, and made all the enhancements.

It's inevitable.

Remember Google Plus? Remember its privacy blunder? Remember applying for a slice of a settlement?

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The class action system is broken

Yes, lawyers should definitely get paid for their time.

No, lawyers should not get more money than the people who have been wronged.

Class action or not, lawyers should only get their hourly fee, not a cent more.

Google hits undo on Chrome browser alert change that broke websites, web apps

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Flame

"Chrome has disabled its deprecation until August 15"

2022 ?

No, seriously, just ten more days ? How generous, Google.

It's obvious you are not the one putting in the overtime your changes have imposed.

Now that you've caused the stink, you could at least give something like 60 days for developers to analyze, define and implement the required changes.

It's not like the Web will break in that time anyway.

Chinese state media describes gaming as 'spiritual opium' that stunts education and destroys families

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Re: so all to do with programming

You missed the part where I was programming a D&D magic item generator, and the part where he was programming BASIC games.

AWS taps up Singapore scientists to overcome hurdles facing quantum computing

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IBM has 15 quantum computing machines ?

Well, when we finally learn how to program them, IBM looks to finally have a leading position once again.

If it survives until then, that is.

Microsoft suspends free trials for Windows 365 after a day due to 'significant demand'

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A free trial removed after a single day

That smacks of very, very poor forecasting and provisioning. Also a bit of skinflintery lurking about.

Come on Borkzilla, you've got enough money to support two days of free trial !

Sueball over breach of more than 5 million payment cards at Dixons Carphone hit for six

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Mushroom

Although I understand the judge's judgement . .

. . and I accept that said judgement was made with respect to the law, I still find myself frustrated that a multi-million data breach from a company raking in almost £5B results in punishment that represents barely a pitiful 1 hour of annual revenue.

Come on ! If the fines do not become significant, nobody will make the effort to secure properly !

Get ready to make processes fit the software when shifting to SAP's cloud, users told

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WTF?

"Get ready to make processes fit the software"

No.

Just no.

I don't care if you think that the process is outdated or not, software should not dictate how the company is run. And no single company should be allowed to dictate to their customers how they run their business.

It's incredible to see that we are now in an age where a software maker decides how you should run your business.

Fuck off. If your software doesn't suit my way of doing things, then you are useless to me. I'm not the one who should change.

So I'm to believe that all those industrial plants using SAP need to review their production lines just so that SAP can integrate the data in the right way ?

Are you out of your fucking mind ?

I use Excel to prepare my invoices, because I've set it up so that it prints out everything I need the way I need it.

Hint : if Microsoft changes Excel so that I have to change my invoices to correspond, I'll stop using Excel.

84-year-old fined €250,000 for keeping Nazi war machines – including tank – in basement

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Free ?

Where on Earth has ammunition ever been free ?

The give you the weapons, but you pay for the ammo. It's the return business that makes fortunes.

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Re: WTF?

He didn't just collect military hardware.

He also had 1500 rounds of ammunition, and largely enough firearms to use them.

Not something I'd like to have in my village, even if held by an 84-year-old.

Actually, especially not if held by an 84-year-old. Ancient grudges can run deep.

UK data watchdog sees its approach to government health tech during COVID-19 outbreak as 'pragmatic'

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"pragmatic"

Don't you love it when a performance evaluation is made by the very entity that did the performance ?

Can I make my own performance reviews as well ?

Mine's the one with the triple-A review in the pocket.