* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Soaring cloud division turns things around for SAP after annus horribilis that was 2020

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"It is estimating sales to grow by up to 19 per cent year-on-year"

That's a lot of nice data you have there, shame if anything happened to it.

So, let's talk about our cloud offerings . . .

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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It's only a US patent, aka a rubber stamp allowing US patent lawyers to make mint to get it overturned.

Prior art ? That's for lawyers to find, the US Patent Office doesn't have the time to check that, nor does it care to try.

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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WTF?

"Less than 5 per cent of lithium-ion batteries are recycled today"

What ?

Then why the hell have I been putting my spent batteries in the recycling bin at the supermarket for the past decade and a half ?

Where the hell did they go, into the ground ?

Android OS vendor variants transmit data with no opt-out

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Stop

You're not using Android, you're using Lineage. What justification do you have to accuse Android users of shilling ?

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I understand what you're saying, and I am absolutely not contradicting anything.

The only thing I can say for certain is that my mobile data usage as of the time of this writing (October 13th, 2021, 20:10:23 CEST) is 47MB out of 40GB.

And I have been using some of my data allowance, for business purposes.

What I will do is, in November, before activating any mobile data allowance, I will check on the usage numbers.

That should clarify the situation.

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Funny you mention that, it happens to my wife's phone regularly.

Curiously, it has never happened to me.

I have no explanation for that, apart from the fact that my operator is Luxembourgish and hers is French. We probably don't have the same version.

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Ok, I have a question

On my Galaxy A3, WiFi is disabled, BlueTooth is disabled, Mobile Data is disabled and Location is disabled. I activate those things only when I need them, and deactivate them again when I'm done.

So, when exactly is all that telemetry happening on my phone ?

I'm guessing it's when I have them activated. So, almost never then.

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Impressive

HP gorged itself on the coronavirus and is just now realizing that, gosh, everybody who needs one has one now, and the future will not be so rosy.

Thank goodness they have all these expensive analysts to reveal these things after the fact.

Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town

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"Microsoft Patch Tuesday bug harvest festival comes to town"

Quick, pause Windows Update for at least 14 days !

Booting up: Footballers kick off GDPR case for 'misuse' of their performance data

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Did I get this right ?

They are basically trying to kill their fans' access to statistical data so they (the fans) can endlessly argue about who is better, bet on who will come ahead and, generally speaking, stay interested in the sport ?

If there is an issue with private data, no problem, take it out. Except that their height and weight is a matter of public record, like or not, and GDPR has nothing to say about that, so I really don't really don't see where this is going except another excuse for the players to milk yet more money out of running behind a ball.

I think they're already largely compensated for that.

Schools email marketing company told us to go away when we told them of exposed database creds, say infoseccers

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I'm sure she'll soon be accepted on the Board in an honorary position.

For £150K/year.

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Well, given that he didn't stop to think about what he was doing, I'd venture a "no" to that question.

In any case, he certainly gets an A+ for Arrogance.

Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for

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That is true for Linux, which can be pared down to the bare bones of what you need to do.

I doubt very much that the latest Windows will alllow you to skip loading ten dozens of "services" for which you have no use, and will just bloat the RAM and diminish performance for nothing.

Especially Windows 1 0, which Borkzilla has specifically set up so the you no longer are in charge of your own computer.

"For your own good", of course.

Instagram is testing feature that tells panicking users the service is broken again

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"We're testing a new feature"

Looking forward to reading about how the feature broke down and was utterly useless the next time FaceBook suffers an outage . . .

Brit MPs blast Baroness Dido Harding's performance as head of NHS Test and Trace

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"It clearly failed on its own terms"

And now she'll be able to sing : I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyy !

Microsoft turns Windows Subsystem for Linux into an app for Windows

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So WSL can be an app

In that case, Windows 11 can be an app as well.

Actually, there are hardly any components of the OS that cannot be an app.

So Redmond no longer has the luxury of saying that something absolutely needs to be part of the OS (<cough> Edge <cough>).

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: computers aren't infallible

Ah but Star Trek TOS has already explored that subject, and did a rather good job of it.

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"We never want this to be abused in any way"

Great idea.

Here's a suggestion : delete your database, destroy the disks and shut the company down.

Words are just words. Actions are the truth.

Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET

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That's the delay for the facial recognition system that's trying to determine if you are Bin Laden or not.

Nearly 140 nations – from US and UK to EU, China and India – back 15% minimum corporate tax rate

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FAIL

If government just stops spending you won't have schools, roads, hospitals or much of anything that you don't pay for yourself.

For fucks' sake, this is not about government. This is about multi-billion dollar behemoths sitting on their billions and not contributing to said schools, hospitals or fire stations.

Judge rejects claims Cloudflare should be held responsible for customers' copyright infringement

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"We agree with the district court’s reasoning"

Okay, first of all, obviously they do. Duh.

But really, the judge is perfectly right. Attacking Cloudflare for hosting infringing sites is like attacking those who make roads for facilitating a criminal's getaway.

Sorry, Cloudflare is not responsible for what its customers put on their websites. That's normal.

I do indeed hope that this will put paid to future lawsuits on this subject. Yes, playing whack-a-mole is certainly not fun for copyright holders, but they're not going to attack the electricity company for providing electricity to the servers, now are they ?

Oh wait, it's the USA, so they could give it a try.

Never mind Russia: Turkey and Vietnam are Microsoft's new state-backed hacker threats du jour

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"be protected from over 99 per cent of the attacks we see today."

There is no protection for the idiot who clicks on a link in a mail he got from someone he doesn't know.

US nuclear submarine bumps into unidentified underwater object in South China Sea

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Re: How loud is crashing a sub?

The principle with submarines these days is stealth. You're not supposed to know that they're there. That is why they can be a threat - you never know where they are.

Loud sonar and telemetry signals is going to put the kibosh on that pretty quick.

Ireland signs up for plan to make Big Tech pay 15 per cent tax everywhere

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Excellent point.

I will keep that in mind for future arguments.

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Re: €750,000,000

If they did, I doubt the companies would be independant, they would most likely be subsidiaries and therefor the fiscal situation should remain the same.

There is one loophole I would really like to see closed : the bullshit one where one subsidiary holds all the patents and licenses them out to the others for, what a coincidence, exactly the amount of benefits they happen to have made in the quarter.

If you're all part of the mothership, then those licenses should not be tax-deductible.

Want to support Firefox? Great, you'll have no problem with personalised, sponsored search suggestions then

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Re: You pay £60 a month to BT

No I'm not. I live in France. I pay €45/month to Orange.

I understand you have a pet peeve, but you need to understand that Firefox in not used only in the UK.

The Internet is wider than BT.

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Ah yes, Tor. The NSA-created refuge for criminals, black marketers and intelligence agencies all over the world.

Brilliant idea.

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Well one thing is for sure : sponsored search suggestions is not going to help.

Anything "sponsored" is 99.999% likely to be something I have absolutely zero interest in.

Besides, I use an ad-blocker and NoScript. They stuff it where the sun don't shine.

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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I doubt it's a steel lid.

I just went and tested one of my old IDE disks that I have lying around. A Maxtor DiamondMax Plus 9, 80GB ATA (hey, just big enough for Windows 11 !).

I scooped it up and went to our fridge, where I proceeded to try and stick a fridge magnet to it.

No luck, they all fell off as if it was made of wood.

I don't know what to conclude from that, though.

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I also had an encounter with a magnet issue. One of the wife's friends had a son who called me one day about his Mac laptop. It would seem that it wasn't starting any more. I alerted him to the fact that I didn't know all that much about the Mac software environment, but agreed to go take a look.

When I got to his room, I started checking out the laptop and asked him when the issue had started. His answer was to point to a large lump of metal, about the size of my fist, in the form of a cylinder and said that it had fallen on the keyboard. I took one look at the thing, with its nails, paper clips and other assorted "decorations" clinging to it and told him that his disk was wiped and probably dead. He looked at me as if I was telling him the sky was green and asked me why.

That's when I had to explain to him about magnetic storage and how it doesn't do well with ginormous magnets in the immediate vicinity.

So yeah, not knowing about cassette tapes is likely a cause of ignorance of the issue.

Windows what? PC makers have bigger things on their minds

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Hardly a good time to push out a new version that interests no-one

I'm beginning to think Borkzilla is becoming the specialist in pushing new product at the wrong time.

Independantly from the fact that nobody was expecting a new version of Windows, Windows 11 is about as welcome as was Windows 8, coming out barely two years after Vista.

Okay, Windows 8 at least had somewhat of an excuse since Vista was such a booger, but still, Borkzilla is really pushing it this time around.

Oh well, time will teach Borkzilla that it does not foist new versions on its customers at its own whim, the customers have to be needing it.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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WTF?

How is this possible ?

First problem : creating a dataset by choosing data containing child porn.

Second problem : going all huffy about filters after the fact, instead of curating the dataset.

Third problem : ending up blaming the players for the whole issue, knowing full well what your dataset contains.

When I learned that the creator of this mess was a young man, I could understand that he did not have the maturity to handle points two and three, but surely even a hormonal young adult can avoid the issues of point one, no ?

This kid has clearly given a lot more thought to the code and not so much to the content. I'm guessing that the $4 million he raised is going to have to be paid back.

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And what exactly is the hotdog scene in Silicon Valley ?

Motivated by commerce, not conscience, Google bans ads for climate change consensus contradictors

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I have one question

How does Google know what content is against climate change ? How is Google going to be able to target those pages, but not the pages that discuss the claim ?

If Google can actually do that, then Google has far more information about the Internet than I feel comfortable with.

Air gaps have been 'shattered’, says new Indian policy on power sector security

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Re: what can go wrong?

Humans always are the weakest link. If the Internet-facing computers can only access whitelisted web pages, and if they are, essentially, on a private web, then there likely won't be very many amusing documents to copy to the colleagues.

Of course, said amusing document can always be mailed from home.

Nobel Prizes in Physics and Chemistry awarded to boffins studying complex systems, organic catalysts

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"This is the first time the Nobel Prize has been awarded for [..] the study of climate change"

Good.

Brit builders merchant Travis Perkins opts for Oracle after ERP disaster with Infor

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"technology has been a source of pain for investors in recent years"

Oooh, poor little investors, have they been missing out on their yearly bonuses ? No ? Then where's their pain ?

They're not the ones doing the job.

And, to do the job properly, it would do good to have a bit less buzzword bingo coming down from the top. Nothing this guy has said apparently has anything to do with any technical aspect whatsoever. This guy is living in the clouds, surfing far above whatever issues his minions are battling with every day.

I'm guessing that investors are going to continue to hurt for a while, poor things.

Facebook rendered spineless by buggy audit code that missed catastrophic network config error

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Re: locked out by their own system

I'd watch that !

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Re: Out of band management?

Well, not a network guy, but if their network is down it kinda seems logical to me that they couldn't use remote tools to see what was going on.

In the end, somebody will always have to go and press the I/O button.

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Re: Too bad their security wasn't better

Maybe, maybe not.

I say that in reference to the fact that, since FaceBook's rise, my email spam count has fallen into the very low single-digit zone, so most of the shit I previously had to deal with is now floating in FaceBook's waters and that suits me fine.

User to chatbot: Help! My kid has COVID! Chatbot to user: Always wear a condom

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Re: Ii can't see the problem.

That's why I don't use "social" media.

Windows 11 in detail: Incremental upgrade spoilt by onerous system requirements and usability mis-steps

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Re: more of everything that I've been taught in GUI design to avoid

Absolutely.

Someone should take every single Borkzilla UI developer and drag them, forcibly, to an underground dungeon where proper UI rules get whipped into them.

Back in the late 90s, I was given a copy of a Microsoft report on proper menu management. I have lost that document since and I deeply regret that, but reading that report was, at the time, an enlightening experience. It said logical things, as in : if you have more than 3 layers of menu, you need to rethink your menu structure. If you are coding for an international audience, you need to pay attention to the colors you use, since they can have different meanings on different continents. Etc.

Everything UI I design in my applications today is still based on that report. The one that I lost.

Apparently, Borkzilla has lost it as well.

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Re: They're still gently caressing the dog

They need to.

They won't, though.

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Re: No reason to upgrade

I stayed with XP until my genuine install disk could no longer install on my upgraded hardware.

That's when I chose to go to 7, and I'm staying there as long as I can.

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"design paradigms from those devices could successfully carry over into a new Start"

Okay, now I get it. Borkzilla developers are young whippersnappers continually glued to their mobile phones, so obviously they think it's a good thing that their PC UI act in the same way. That way, they don't have to get used to a different environment. On top of that, they must all be using Surface or whatever other monstrosity with a touchscreen, so obviously, that's the way to go. Because everyone is using a touchscreen on their desktops, right ?

Never mind that more than a billion Windows users are using "normal" screens, never mind that, as of now, no less than TWO entire generations of Windows users have been used to the ol' Windows 3.11, XP, or 7 interface (or all of them), no, the new generation of developers wants its smartphone interface on a desktop and, by God, they're going to have it.

Well they can keep it to themselves. Absolutely everything in this article is rubbing me the wrong way. A Start Menu section I can't get rid of ? Fuck off.

Windows 11 ? Not in my house.

Google to build cut of its cloud operated by France’s Thales, for French government clients

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Re: Still, they are a major.

Only because of the piles of cash that back them.

That said, Google does have a rather large experience of networking and managing massive demand, so I trust that Google won't have much trouble getting itself up to AWS's level.

Bonus : Google will do it differently, so there will be healthy competition, and that's always a Good Thing (TM)

Facebook far too consumed by greed to make itself less harmful to society, whistleblower tells Congress

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"Facebook’s algorithms [..] put immense profit before safety and society"

Wow, what a surprise.

Not to diminish the testimony in any way but, honestly, US senators are the only ones who are going to feel a revelation here.

D-Wave claims it can build a gate-model quantum computer

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"D-Wave claims"

Not a problem. We'll just wait and see what D-Wave delivers.

And, as far as quantum computing is concerned, even if D-Wave is a year late, it will still be an accomplishment.

Telegraph newspaper bares 10TB of subscriber data and server logs to world+dog

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"Unsecured Elasticsearch clusters are relatively common"

Is it time to declare ElasticSearch a security threat yet ?

If not, when ?

Microsoft's problem child, Windows 11, is here. Will you run it? Can you run it? Do you even WANT to run it?

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Re: occasionally want edit a couple of pics

You, sir, are not the average Windows user. Of course you need a PC.

I hate touchscreens as well, especially my phone.

Nobody puts their grubby mitts on my screens - not if they want to keep their fingers intact.