* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Privacy Sandbox saga continues: UK watchdog extracts more commitments from Google over ad tech

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Re: This is a waste of time

Google hasn't wiped the floor with South Korea yet.

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

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Don't.

You'd not only be wasting your time, but also validating them by giving them a new audience and therefor lending new importance to their ravings.

Just step away slowly and never turn your back on them before you're well out of reach.

Swooping in to claim the glory while the On Call engineer stands baffled

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I'll admit that, if you change it to say : "When you have eliminated all which is possible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth", then it makes more sense.

It is also, however, less awesome.

Autonomy accounts whistleblowers may testify at founder Mike Lynch's US criminal trial

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Appeal here, appeal there

pretty soon the legal teams are all going to have new Teslas for XMas.

AWS chops data transfer fees by massive extension of free tier – 2 months after rival previewed R2 Storage

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"According to AWS chief evangelist Jeff Barr"

Chief evangelist.

Can't shake the image of someone who is just one reveal away from crying on set and begging forgiveness for having cheated on his wife.

Mine's the one without a Bible in the pocket.

Academics tell Brit MPs to check the software used when considering reproducibility in science and tech research

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"an acute issue that can be swiftly resolved"

So a crisis is something that can be quickly resolved.

Then climate change is endemic to our civilization.

Yup, sounds about right.

UK.gov emits draft IoT and smartphone security law for Parliamentary scrutiny

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Re: until the last device stops working, and how would they know?

Well, telecoms companies could compile a monthly list of all phone models that connect to their network and make it public (just the model is not PII or subject to GDPR).

Companies could then base their support towards all of their models on the list.

Of course, that is just a practical idea, so it will likely never see the light of day.

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Shouldn't be that difficult

Online reseller sells you unsecure product. You get pwned. You sue online reseller. Online reseller sues maker.

Problem solved.

ESA's Solar Orbiter will swing past Earth this week – sure hope nobody created a big cloud of space junk up there

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"I prefer not to think about it too much."

Indeed, that is my approach as well concerning anything I can do nothing about.

Microsoft extends 'outage mode' for Azure Active Directory to bake more resilience into cloudy services

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Re: any significant (resulting in loss of life) application on Azure

I would be very concerned if any hospital ran any of its IT on any cloud whatsoever.

If your software can be responsible for loss of life, it is your responsability to ensure 100% uptime, with redundancies and failovers.

There is not Cloud that ensures that today, or even pretends to.

Kremlin names the internet giants it will kidnap the Russian staff of if they don't play ball in future

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"Western governments detain people too"

Indeed they do, but not for apps on smartphones or comments on social media.

Criticizing your government is a right enshrined in the Constitution of any democratic country. As soon as you start cracking down on people who say they don't like you or what you're doing, Democracy has gone out the window.

Although there never has been any Democracy in Russia to start with, so . . .

Theranos' Holmes admits she slapped Big Pharma logos on lab reports to boost her biz

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"This work was done in partnership with those companies"

Then it's simple :

Powerpoint Slide 1 title : "Our Partners". Then you list the partners, and like that you can probably even use the logos.

You're over 30, don't try to make me believe you've never seen this before.

US bans Chinese firms – including one linked to HPE’s China JV – for feeding tech to Beijing's military

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"you will find it rather difficult to do lawful business with American organizations"

But you will still be able to buy guns and ammo. First ammo shipment free !

Giant Japanese corporations to launch bank-backed digital currency

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Okay : step 1 in getting rid of cash

Mint or burn, ie transfer to or from a bank account into a digital wallet. No more mining and 1 Digital Yuan = 1 RL Yuan.

Make things interoperable ? Laudable goal, but that's just the plausible excuse.

In reality this is just another step forward to ensuring that the government gets to see all of our cash transactions. The end goal is to make sure the government gets its cut.

Apple, Amazon fined to the tune of €200m for colluding over Beats headphones sales

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It's a proven fact that as soon as you attain a majority of the market you become extremely hostile to anything that makes you work to keep it that way.

Apple's Pegasus lawsuit a 'declaration of war' against offensive software developers, says Kaspersky director

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Re: Offensive Researchers

Indeed. Vitaly missed a golden opportunity to shut his mouth.

The NSO is not your garden variety of software developer. Conflating NSO state-approved malware writers with "software developers" in general is just muddying the waters.

Shame on you, Vitaly.

NASA boffins seem to think we're worth saving from fiery asteroid death so they're shooting a spaceship at one

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Re: Impacts are not always bad

Yeah but the next impact will be a lot less nice for us.

Best we avoid that.

How a malicious Android app could covertly turn the DSP in your MediaTek-powered phone into an eavesdropping bug

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Re: Eavesdropping bug

"I consider all Android powered smartphones eavesdropping bugs"

There, FTFY.

Yeehaw, y'all! Texas done got itself a honkin' new Samsung semiconductor plant

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"because of our world-class business climate and exceptional workforce"

You're going to be having a world-class water shortage, and I'm waiting with the popcorn to enjoy it.

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Re: In Texas?

Practically anywhere else might have been better.

China trying to export its Great Firewall and governance model

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"what information should be shared"

Ideally, none.

Germany, much less China, does not need to know about my surfing habits in France.

This sickness about sharing data is the beginning of the end of freedom and democracy. The NSA is running roughshod over everybody's rights and nobody is controlling it.

I absolutely agree that a country's citizen's activity should stay in that country.

The only data that should be shared is data concerning Interpol and global police operations - which have warrants to justify their activity.

Should be easy to win the rights to .tv when you're name-checked in the contract's tech reqs – right, Afilias?

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"Afilias has ignored [..] our offer to let it tell its side of this story"

It doesn't need to tell it's "side of the story".

It's going to get the deal and that's all that matters to the Board.

Apple sues 'amoral 21st century mercenaries' NSO for infecting iPhones with Pegasus spyware

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Re: Throwing phones away regularly also helps

Thank you for helping to increase the amount of toxic waste third-world children have to deal with.

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Not really.

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I doubt that there is any nuke that can be so finely-tuned as to blow only the door off.

If we do have that, then Area 51 is holding more than just alien tech.

China's hypersonic glider didn't just orbit Earth, it 'fired a missile' while at Mach 5

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“We have catching up to do very quickly,"

That is code for "The pork barrel is over here ! Come and get it !".

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Re: who signs off on this stuff?

You can be sure that, whoever they are, they don't have to deal with the fallout.

Microsoft previews Azure App Service Automatic Scaling, for when defining your own rules is too much like hard work

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The billions that are being made in cloud revenue mean that, no, you don't do your own scaling any more.

Personally, I can't imagine why a company, let alone a bank, would want to put its most confidential data in the hands of a third party, but here we are.

And I hate it.

Turbine maker Vestas Wind Systems admits to cyber incident, refuses to confirm if ransomware is at play

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Noodles are not supposed to be crispy.

Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should: Install Linux on NTFS – on the same partition as Windows

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Given the consequences of COVID on WfH and computer security, I think that looking for ways to work around the law is going to take some time.

Just today I was logged into my work environment at one of my clients and I noticed an icon on the desktop that really, really was of no use to me. I dragged it to the trash can only to be greeted with a message to the effect that I needed admin permission to do that.

Admin access.

To delete an icon from my desktop.

For that level of paranoia, there is no workaround.

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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And yet, transparent plastic covers are cheap as chips, right ?

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Now that is a horrible story.

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I had a somewhat similar problem

It was at the beginning of my career in IT. I was working for a self-employed engineer who had set up a test bench for industrial pumps. I was in charge of creating the UI software (in Visual Basic - sorry) that would allow the users to start or stop the bench, and see what the test status was. Everything was supposed to be automatic.

It was an impressive machine, I must say. The pumps would arrive by overhead rail. Upon reaching the proper position, a pump would be lowered for pressure testing. Tubes would be brought into place and cover the proper points on the pump. Once that was done, water was made available and the pump was set to work to ensure proper functioning. When the test was over, the system would drain, tubes would be removed, and the pump went on its merry way.

My UI was supposed to show all the steps, which I am happy to say that, after testing it for every possible scenario, it did.

Once everything was ready, we went to do the live demo. Everything went fine until a few minutes before we were supposed to finished, when the test bench froze.

I looked at the engineer. He looked at me. We hadn't moved a muscle. What had happened ?

I'll spare you the description of the 90 minutes that followed, what it boils down to is that, somehow, the big red Emergency Stop button had been pressed on the side of the test bench.

When I got back home (late) that evening, I promised myself I was going to integrate the status of that button in my UI the next day.

The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Steak & Lobster !

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If you're drunk you don't drive.

At least, that is how it should be.

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Re: Nearly but not quite

You call it managing time, I call it m anaging quantity. It's the same difference.

If I don't have the time to drink a can of beer, I'll drink half of it.

And if I have 20 minutes to go, I'm not going to be ordering more than one pint. I don't set myself mandatory glass quotas to start with.

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You can drink without getting drunk.

It's just a question of managing the quantity.

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Re: The make-up later on compensates like tech never can provide

Yet.

Lawsuit accusing Robinhood and Citadel Securities of colluding to stop GameStop shares from skyrocketing thrown out by judge

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But RobinHood did block buying Gamestop

With no good reason and in contradiction with its stated goal of allowing its users to buy stock.

Brokerage firms are not entitled to choose which stocks they let their customers buy. Shouldn't there be sanctions for that ?

Honor 50 Lite: Google Play Services are back on Huawei's former stablemate but that's nothing to get excited about

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Sure it will.

As soon as you pay someone to make it.

Nominet names new CEO as new chair promises real reform

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The right direction, but a rocky road ahead

Every. Single. Board. Member.

All of them not just elected, need to resign and get the hell out.

THAT will restore trust.

Ford taking control of chip supply in Globalfoundries deal

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Better late than never

The eponymous pandemic has given automakers a serious wake-up call on the necessities of controlling all of the production chain.

They're reacting for their own survival.

Boffins find way to use a standard smartphone to find hidden spy cams

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Re: A good sweep team with spectrum analyzers

Those types rarely choose AirB&B to reserve a hotel room, methinks.

And if you're the type who has a sweep team available you likely don't either.

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What about LAPD on a phone in LA ?

Citrix initiates 'Restructuring Program' – jobs and facilities to go

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"Investors appear not to mind the new restructuring plan too much"

Historically investors have never minded people being laid off.

They have, however, greatly minded the subsequent loss of revenue that happens more often than not.

Alibaba profits plunge as Beijing's bans – and beefy competitors – bite

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"we remain confident in development of China consumption"

And that is the great strength of China, which has an interior market that dwarfs that of three continents on its own.

India is the only other country with a comparable population and, therefor, market size.

And the OHSG has pushed China to become technically independant with his hare-brained idiotic schemes.

The dragon has woken, and it is stirring. We will feel its bite sooner rather than later.

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Re: Winnie the Pooh

The CCP has always been ruining China.

First they did it by murdering anyone capable of critical thinking, removing vast amounts of experienced people in a horribly brutal fashion.

Then they did it with pie-in-the-sky economic rules that starved millions, to the point where they had to actually re-allow personal vegetable fields to avoid emptying the country completely.

What's happening now is a stroll in the park compared to what has already happened.

TI will splash out up to $30B on wafer fabs

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And yet more fabs in the desert

I'll stock up on the popcorn while waiting for the inevitable "Fabs in Texas starved for water" article that should show up in 2023.

Mine's the one with the "Where to find water" manual in the pocket.

Streamlabs shamed into dropping 'OBS' from product name after open-source OBS Project wades into Twitter spat

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"We take responsibility for our actions"

As soon as community backlash is harsh enough.

Another load of bullshit PR.

Regulators on three continents probing Nvidia's $40bn purchase of Arm, CFO confirms

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The horizon is starting to get a bit crowded on this deal

So Nvidia now has Australia (IIRC), Europe, the UK, China and now the US looking into the merger.

I think some people at Nvidia must be chugging aspirin by the tub now.