* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Microsoft Azure developers targeted by 200-plus data-stealing npm packages

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There are that many AV companies ?

We blocked North Korea's Chrome exploit, says Google

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iFrames

Is it time to remove that from the browser toolbox, or do iframes have a legitimate use that we can't do without ?

Because there's a lot of miscreants using iframes for their nefarious purposes.

US DoJ reveals Russian supply chain attack targeting energy sector

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"Of course the US itself has form"

Yeah, and the NSA being abysmally stupid enough to get itself hacked means that said Russian hackers are probably gloating that they're using US tools against US targets.

Well done, NSA, you have single-handedly upped the ante worldwide with your stupidity.

10x prices, year-long delays... Life as an electronics engineer in global chip shortage

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Counterfeit chips

It beggars belief that someone would actually try this. I mean, sure, a counterfeit luxury purse is still a purse, but a counterfeit processor ? How do you justify that ?

You can't just go sell an 8086 and brand it a Pentium. A counterfeit luxury purse can look as good as the original, but a counterfeit chip is going to be found out real quick.

These guys must be happy to sell just once to each customer, because I'd never buy from them twice.

Distributor dumps Kaspersky to show solidarity with Ukraine

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What this really means

It means that, from now on, it's going to be a lot harder to find excuses to work with China and not seem lika a hypocrite.

Oh, silly me, I forgot the main excuse : China makes 90% of what we buy.

Google opens Play Store to third party payment systems – starting with Spotify

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"Google has revealed a shift of policy" . .

that means that it has finally understood that if it didn't allow 3rd-party payment systems it was in for global blizzard of lawsuits.

Good.

Too bad that it probably won't be bringing its sale share down to the 5% where it belongs. Yet.

IT outage at Scotland's Heriot-Watt University enters second week

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We'll have this conversation again in 12 years - after my retirement.

Also, I observe that apparently you only worked in one university.

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Oh I absolutely agree.

For a given value of "immediate", that is.

Nor did I say that the ticket wouldn't be read immediately.

In other words, we are in perfect agreement.

Now, let me tell you how things would go in some other customers I have worked with (ie banks and insurance companies) . . .

To put it simply : do you know what an SLA is ? It's what a university generally doesn't have.

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"hinting at some severe trouble within the university's on-premises infrastructure"

Obviously. It's a university. They don't have the money or the intellectual resources to do things properly.

I know I'm not going to make any friends by saying this, but I've never seen a university network without some major, jaw-dropping choices (and I've seen a few), all because the IT people they have were never top-tier in the first place.

In the second place, an "urgent" ticket is generally considered as something that must be fixed this semester. University IT does not live in the same timeframe as its computers. A cyber attack ? That must have reset their clocks in a very hard fashion.

Maybe some good can come of this. And, if indeed there was no data leaked, well their IT guys do deserve a few brownie points.

Now all they have to do is properly segment their data domains and, the next time, they might be able to not lose everything.

I hope their backups are good.

EU law threatening 'commercially painful changes' for tech out tonight

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So, painful changes, limited scope to reduce their impact, global standards ?

What's there not to like ?

As a consumer, obviously.

As a multinational behemoth rolling in dough, there's plenty not to like, but I don't give a flying fig about that.

UK Ministry of Defence takes recruitment system offline, confirms data leak

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"sources finger Capita-run system"

Honestly, with so many failures on its CV, how the Hell is it that Capita continues to get contracts ?

Who's is whose cousin in the upper spheres ? Or is it somebody's wife's son ?

Because there is absolutely no financial, professional or reputational reason to choose Capita. With its history of delays, overcost and underdelivering, it simply boggles the mind that it keeps getting new contracts - that it regularly fails at.

Thailand bans use of crypto for payments

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"due to the cryptocurrency's current price fluctuations"

Current ?

I don't know if you're aware, but BitCoin's price has never stopped fluctuating (wildly).

It's only because it is the funny money granddaddy that it has attained such heights. As usual, the first into the pyramid scheme reapes the most rewards.

Adopting BitCoin as legal tender. I don't think that will last all that long. Then again, it's El Salvador, so they can go ruin what's left of their economy, it won't be a big problem on the world scale.

It will be a problem for the poor in El Salvador, though.

RIP: Creators of the GIF and TRS-80

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Even though I disagree on his pronounciation

I will gladly salute his achievement.

Let us not let his mistaken opinion be a reason to not acknowledge that he did indeed bring a lot of good things into this world.

ServiceNow jumps into RPA with imminent 'San Diego' release

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"you can still have that overarching governance and control"

Of course you can have proper project management, just like you can design an Access database correctly.

The only problem is that, when you put design tools in the hands of Joe Anybody, you get a project coded by anybody. From my experience, that mostly means a collection of Excel spreadsheets with buttons calling VBA code that nobody knows what it does because the guy who coded it left the company, there is no documentation, cryptic information popups and basically everyone is praying every day that the whole hairball keeps working.

So you go ahead and put process design tools in the hands of people who don't know how to code. I will be chortling quietly when reading about how your customers are frustrated because they can't make anything work properly.

Cybercriminals made $7bn in pure profit in 2021, says FBI

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Yeah, well when you'll stop paying them ransom money, they'll stop attacking you for money.

Of course, that doesn't mean that they'll stop attacking you.

China's tech hub relaxes COVID restrictions to restart industrial production

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"Beijing simply will not tolerate substantial COVID-19 outbreaks"

And what is Beijing's policy on the flu ?

Enough of this madness already. Omicron is very contagious, but not dangerous. Let everybody get it and get over it.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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"It is eminently fungible"

Careful there, we're veering into NFT territory.

But brilliant, in any case. A lovely, succint overview of reality.

US biz to blow $120bn on AI by 2025, says IDC

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Hang on a minute

"Online services like fraud analysis or threat intelligence are some of the areas that are expected to become increasingly powered by AI, and these capabilities were already previously handled by software"

And they will continue to be. Just slapping AI on the process doesn't make it AI. Fraud analysis is not entirely easy, but if you think that a statistical analysis machine is going to erase fraud I have a bridge to sell you.

I have had a training course in detecting fraudulent activity, mandated by one of the clients I work for. It is . . . complicated. I'm not convinced that an "AI" is going to do any better than what is in place at the moment.

But hey, banks have money. If they want to waste it on this, good for anyone who gets the deal.

False advertising to call software open source when it's not, says court

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That was pretty bold

Spouting Open Source claims all over your website when your license has nothing to do with Open Source.

I'm glad somebody stood up to this nonsense.

JavaScript library updated to wipe files from Russian computers

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does

Yeah, but when you don't care about collateral damage, or you're too stupid to imagine that your actions just might be detrimental to some people who are not like the ones you lump in one giant category, it doesn't matter.

So, this Miller is an asshole.

Oh well, maybe it will help people understand that YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD LIBRARIES TO YOUR PRODUCTION SERVER.

Meta sued for 'aiding and abetting' crypto scammers

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"the celebs depicted without permission have suffered reputational harm"

Well, unless they are or are associated with the Kardashians.

The Kardashian is already rock bottom when it comes to reputation.

Google uses deep learning to design faster, smaller AI chips

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Nothing new here

It's been a while that CPUs have been designed by programs.

The only difference is that now, said program is being called "AI", so it's newsworthy.

Samsung updates its most popular smartphone range

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Re: Phone prices are crazy....

They are indeed.

It seems to stem from the fact that the makers are desperately trying to make them everything but phones - the phone part is just a coincidence these days.

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I would prefer a site that can compare the characteristics of any year's smartphone to any other year's smartphone.

I have a Galaxy A3 I got in 2017. I'd really like to have a side-side comparison with an A3 from 2021 (as I suppose the 2022 version isn't out yet) to see if there is any really must-have feature that I might feel I could actually use.

Probably a moot point anyway. My A3 is starting to behave somewhat erratically at times, so I guess I'll be replacing it this year whatever else might happen.

China declares a new era of digitization has begun

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"no modernization without informatization"

And no informatization without Xi watching over all of it.

No thank you.

Hear us out: Smartphone lidar can test blood, milk

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We now have smartphones with lasers

That is an interesting development. It is also genuinely a technical achievement.

I suppose it doesn't help battery life, though.

FCC gives Pacific Networks 60 days to leave the US

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But of course

"The FCC also expressed concerns about Beijing gaining access to communications and associated data and using it for nefarious ends – including espionage."

Obviously.

The NSA is the only authority that has the right to gain access to communications and associated data and use it for nefarious ends - especially espionage.

Duh.

Brit data regulator fines five cold-calling fiends £405k

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750,000 unsolicited marketing calls

And that makes for only a £405,000 fine ?

It should be a £750,000 fine at the very least, with bankruptcy guaranteeing you'll never be a manager of a company in the UK again.

Come on, guys, it's high time you started fixing that shit.

Union demands better deal for app drivers as Uber license renewal looms

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"Drivers should be compensated [..] from the moment they log on and off the app"

As much as I sympathize with Uber drivers, being paid simply because you're logged on is an open invitation to being paid for nothing.

I hate Uber and its managers with a passion, but no, this is not acceptable. You get paid for your work, not for being logged on.

How experimental was Microsoft's 'experimental banner' in File Explorer?

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"that should be the default rather than a setting to hunt down"

There should be no setting to hunt down.

Any optional software should be on the Store. People know about Stores. Let them search for their own upgrades.

The OS is only there to make the computer function. Stop confusing it with a sales pitch.

Are we springing into a Y2K-class nightmare?

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Angel

When I am voted Emperor of the World, my first official act will be to define the day as being 36 hours long.

12 hours for work.

12 hours for play.

12 hours for sleep.

Vote for me !

Even complex AI models are failing 5th grade science

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Sure it can.

But of bunch of statistical rules is not Intelligence.

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"when a computer does the calculations and activates the movement, it's completely normal"

Indeed it is, because moving a satellite does not include checking the rear-view mirror for another satellite in the left lane, or paying attention to road signs, or needing to be wary of rain, snow or ice. It's just apply this amount of Newtonian thrust to attain this result.

A pocket calculator can do that today.

I salute this study, and will keep a link to it, because it brings into sharp relief exactly how unintelligent what is commonly called AI is today.

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A parsec is 3.26 light-years.

Red Hat effort to shut down WeMakeFedora.org deemed harassment

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Re: Pocock is a wanker

Well, at least he's got cock right in the name . . .

LokiLocker ransomware family spotted with built-in wiper

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"After all, people who pay one ransom can often be persuaded to pay another"

And that is why the USA has made it a crime to pay kidnapping money. It worked.

It must be made illegal to pay ransomware scum. Don't pay them and the well dries out, they stop and everyone is better off.

Insurance companies must abolish their policies on this.

Companies need to train their staff and have (better) backup procedures in place.

If you don't do it for yourself, do it for your country.

Intel axes older FPGA cards, moves development into hands of customers

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Baidu ? BAIDU ?

Baidu is still purchasing Intel technology ?

Somebody alert the White House !

If you want to make your own chip and aren't Microsoft rich, who do you turn to?

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"Skywater Technology's 130nm process"

That is not a "not advanced" technology, that is dinosaur technology these days.

I'm wondering if it wouldn't be cheaper and more efficient to purchase a low-end Intel or AMD chip and program that. Even a 14nm general design would almost certainly be faster than a dedicated 130nm design, and more energy-efficient.

Of course, not if you're using Windows on it . . .

Devil-may-care Lapsus$ gang is not the aspirational brand infosec needs

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One day

One day, people are going to have to learn to stop clicking on every attachment sent by a complete stranger.

The day that actually happens, Infosec will globally have a lot more time to devote to more devious failures.

China's internet regulator squeezes famously freewheeling Reddit-alike

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Re: Is it just me....

Go ask Ma what he thinks about weak.

And what exactly is "being attempted" in the USA ?

Justice ?

You have a problem with that ?

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Gimp

a "work supervision team" has therefore been stationed at Douban "to urge rectification."

Pray that I do not modify the deal further . . .

UK Supreme Court snubs Assange anti-extradition bid

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I'd really like that downfall to be done with and not hear about this asshole any more.

Doom comes to the Pi Pico

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I salute this achievement

I don't have the chops to do this kind of thing, but I'm knowledgeable enough to imagine the effort it must have been.

A well-deserved beer for this success ->

Europe advances crypto-coin regulation – without potential ban on Bitcoin

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FAIL

It is absolutely not

"It is like trying to ban the internet because it takes up 70 percent of phone line bandwidth."

The phone line takes a ridiculously small amount of energy compared to the amount of data being transferred. This is a strawman argument without any basis in reality, but I expect no less from someone purporting to defend the best method criminals have to whitewash their ill-gotten gains.

Banning crypto would put paid to many, many pyramid schemes and other scammer attemps to make an easy buck. I'm not saying crypto is only used by criminals, but when criminals have massively adopted something and use it so successfully, there might be a good reason to put a serious crimp on it.

Ukraine's nuclear plants: Chernobyl off diesel power, explosions explained

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Good news

Let's just hope that Putin's stormtroopers don't start shelling nuclear power plants again.

Icon because whew !

The right to repairable broadband befits a supposedly critical utility

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Where I live, in France, I use Orange for my Internet/TV/landline connection needs. Orange owns the backbone and everything up to my house. If I have a problem, there is no finger-pointing to be done, it's all Orange's responsibility from start to finish.

That is why I have no intention of leaving Orange for SFR, as SFR regularly asks me to.

If I did that, then I would be right smack in the middle of the same problem you had, SFR saying that it's Orange's fault and Orange saying the reverse.

I've been there before, I have no intention of going there again.

Salesforce sued in attempt to block release of Capitol riot info

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Re: All parties

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that, if ever the Democrats get accused of some horrible crime against Democracy, the Republicans will be all over it and subpeona everyone and their dog to get the dirt.

Republicans are very respectful of legal procedure when it's a case of bashing the Dems, much less so when it's their turn to be bashed.

It's called hypocrisy, and it is shameful when you are supposed to represent The People.

Russia's invasion of Ukraine tears open political rift between cybercriminals

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WTF?

"claims of Western warmongering"

I'm sorry, remind me of who's tanks have invaded a sovereign nation again ?

The Pravda spouting misinformation and outright lies is par for the course, for hackers it's just them trying to gain the high moral ground.

You were attacking us before Putin invaded Ukraine, and you'll be attacking us whatever happens after.

You're always attacking us anyway, so taking a lie to paint yourself in a good light is just laughably pathetic.

MongoDB to terminate Russian SaaS accounts

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WTF?

"a website he says will allow anyone to donate cryptocurrency to Ukraine"

What is this madness about funny money ?

Has Ukraine also been thrown out of SWIFT ?

Can't he post IBAN references for transferring actual money instead ?

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Stop

"I feel betrayed in a way,"

Well your victim is dead.

Who is worse off, again ?

Cry me a river. I was never on your side. You were THE DRIVER.

YOU were responsible.

It's time to own up to that.