* Posts by Pascal Monett

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IBM not cooperating with discovery, say attorneys in age-discrimination case

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"de-aging the workforce was never part of a grand corporate plan"

Of course it wasn't. The CEO said to de-age in each corporate group individually, so it couldn't be corporate-wide.

See ?

Now, if you swallow that, I have a magnificent bridge to sell you . . .

Infosys quits Russia, ending UK political and tax scandal … maybe

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Perfect timing

During all the time nobody noticed, she was living large and paying zero taxes on a billion dollar revenue stream.

Then, when she got caught in the spotlight, presto, her access to taxable revenue disappears, so she won't be paying taxes either.

Poor husband, he's now going to be the sole earner for the household. Does he pay taxes in his position ?

Oh, and can we get a kaching! icon ?

US military wants $29.8m for IT to boost AI intel analysis

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As usual, SIGINT rather than HUMINT

Okay, granted, sensors are a better thing when it is question of detecting a hypermissile launch, but this whole program seems to continue the US tradition of believing that everything can be detected by satellite or microphone.

Taiwan, China square off over chip tech espionage laws

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Ah, seems that Pooh Bear does not agree.

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"denounced as a 'provocative smear' "

Sorry China, but given your proven history of Chinese nationals caught in the act of filching industrial secrets and sending them to the motherland, you don't have a leg to stand on to justify your use of the word "smear".

Google to invest $9.5b in US offices, datacenters

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"a greater quality of life for our employees"

Sorry Pichai, but I don't see how trudging to the office of a company that does not create or manipulate physical objects is improving my quality of life.

Now, I will admit that my only daughter is over 25 and working in Paris, so I don't have a gaggle of bawling, roudy offspring to distract me at my home office.

I also admit that I live in a house, not in an appartment surrounded by tenants who all think that the noise they make is quite acceptable.

Finally, I have a wife I love and who completely understands the words "I'm busy now".

Obviously, if one or more of these criteria is not met, I can understand that taking the daily commute to park oneself in an office might be more productive, but that is not my case.

I prefer the view of my front lawn, the bandwidth of my fiber connection and the absence of endless phone calls.

Wiki community votes to stop accepting cryptocurrency donations

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"Beggars can't be choosers"

At 0.08% of $162 million, you're far from begging.

Russia cobbles together supercomputing platform to wean off foreign suppliers

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"doubts that such processors can meet the needs of highly demanding applications"

Doesn't matter, it's all Putin has now.

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Thank you, but no thanks.

I have adopted an automatic amanfromMars filter in my brain, and I have kept my sanity thanks to it.

I will no longer waste neurons trying to process his ramblings.

European officials reportedly targeted by NSO spyware

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Agreed.

NSO stating that their software could not be used like that is pure cow manure.

At best, NSO could have said that all of their clients were aware that their software should not be used like that. That might have been acceptable, except that they specifically created software that hijacks mobile phones.

You don't do that when you're honest.

At last, Atlassian sees an end to its outage ... in two weeks

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"no authorized access to customer data has occurred"

Yes, we know customers have been cut from their data.

What about unauthorized access ?

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Because the CTO is the CEO's cousin and the CFO is his mistress, and they both say it'll be fine.

Beijing approves first new video games in nine months

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"the company was ordinary and replaceable"

Well, it seems that a stint in a Chinese jail makes you very humble and compliant.

I very much doubt that any billionnaire has said such a thing to any of their employees in the West.

HCL and HP named in unflattering audit of India’s biometric ID system

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I have the solution

Give the contract to Capita.

I'm sure that'll work out fine.

Amazon’s cloudy desktops creep towards cloudy workstations

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"temporary local storage"

To be followed by "temporary local processing". Bingo ! AWS has just reinvented the local network.

The wheel just turns around, nothing is invented.

Why is IBM selling post-quantum crypto when it's still a pre-quantum company?

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"Have you seen the forms?"

I went to check them out.

The most interesting thing I find is that there isn't a dollar quote anywhere to be seen.

You get a boatload of MSU ranges and corresponding AWLC percentage reductions (could somebody translate that into English ?), but after skimming over the blah blah I couldn't for the life of me tell you how much one would cost.

Of course, I'm sure a call to my nearest friendly IBM salesperson would guarantee a quote and a nice monthly charge in the blink of an eye.

Elon Musk won't join Twitter's board after all

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"Musk [..] found nearly $3 billion with which to buy a slab of Twitter"

He has the right to waste his money in any way he sees fit.

Apple iOS privacy clampdown 'did little' to reduce tracking

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Re: How is Apple supposed to prevent use of email addresses to identify people?

The problem is not with voluntary data submission. If I choose to activate 2FA then I provide my phone number, that's my choice.

The problem is with all the tracking that done without consent. The fact that ad agencies are basically finding out who you are as soon as you connect, and they're following you all the way whether you like it or not.

I use Firefox with NoScript and uBlock Origin, or Brave. I like to think that I'm rather invisible to ad companies, until I actually make a purchase somewhere. I like to think that, but I'm not sure.

I would like to be sure.

Atlassian outage lingers, sparking data loss fears

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"our mission-critical institutional knowledge lives in Confluence at this point"

Well what's the problem ?

You have a backup, don't you ?

DON'T YOU ?

Cryptocurrency-mining AWS Lambda-specific malware spotted

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"Lambda is secure by default"

That is a high claim.

The only thing that is secure by default is a safe hidden in a salt mine behind a camouflaged brick wall that nobody knows is there and everyone involved in making it happen has been brought to a pit in another country and shot.

And those that did the shooting were brought to a pit in another country and shot.

Then the person having orchestrated all this took a poison pill and died.

THAT is secure by default.

The rest is just guardrails surfing on hope.

Google makes outdated apps less accessible on Play Store

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Is this going to improve the various Telecom provider's incentive to update their customers' equipment ?

Because you're not using Android on your phone, you're using your provider's version of Android on your phone.

So, if this means that your provider is going to improve on getting Android updates out to its customers, I'm all for it.

UiPath says war in Ukraine is affecting business confidence across Europe

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Re:The UK is still in Europe

Nope.

It is actually NEXT TO Europe.

Not the same thing.

Intel suspends all operations in Russia weeks after halting chip shipments

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No, it's Putin.

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Re: not been seen in Europe since Russia started WW2

Sorry, since when has Russia started WWII ?

You need to read a proper history book and stop spouting such nonsense.

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Re: if the common Russian citizenry people really wanted Putin out they could have voted him out

Not really.

You're making the mistake of thinking that Democracy is a thing in Russia.

Democracy is a puppet, and Putin is the puppetmaster. Successful political figures running against Putin have a tendancy of disappearing, so voting for them is not really an option.

Putin leaves the cretins that have no chance to justify his rigging of the electoral landscape. You don't need to rig the votes if you've taken care of all serious claims to your power.

And don't forget that Putin has changed the Russian Constitution to basically ensure he can stay in power as long as he wants (aka until he dies).

So, the only real vote against Putin is a bullet to his brain. The rest is just theatre.

Another big Toshiba shareholder calls for major change

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So this is actually a power struggle

The investors want to take control (aka go private) and the Japanese government does not agree.

Meanwhile, Toshiba is floundering.

Yay Capitalism.

OpenAI test drives caption-to-image-generating DALL·E 2

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Indeed.

Flying bananas in 3 . . 2 . .

Feds take down Kremlin-backed Cyclops Blink botnet

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Re: What happened to Gorgon Stare?

Well, in all honesty, a drone is going to have a spot of trouble finding (let alone taking down) a botnet with only its cameras.

China, India face tech brain drain through US universities

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"Recent research by a Chinese university that reached similar conclusions was quietly taken down"

That is a mistake. It's not because you are a dictorship that you can afford the luxury of blinding yourself to reality.

That's how revolutions happen.

Canada wants Big Tech to share its riches with news publishers

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"Reactions to the bill from the tech companies concerned"

. . have been carefully tailored to make sure the company looks good to the public while planning on pulling the teeth out of this bill right down to the bone.

But surreptiously.

First Light says it's hit nuclear fusion breakthrough with no fancy lasers, magnets

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"the gun would shoot a projectile every 30 seconds"

They're going to need one hell of a Gatling gun to reliably shoot a projectile every 30 seconds on a 24/7 schedule.

IBM deliberately misclassified mainframe sales to enrich execs, lawsuit claims

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What ? Little Ginny cooked the books ? Say it ain't so !

Ginni "I fly about in a helicopter while you worry about getting laid off" Rometty made some "strategic financial decisions" that investors didn't like ?

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.

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Re: that will change after these people are dished out justice

Oh, right. So right after we get fusion energy and room-temperature superconductors then ?

Google talks up its 540-billion-parameter text-generating AI system

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So the number of billions of parameters is the new megapixel count for AI ?

We recently read about a 176-billion-parameter pseudo-AI, now we have a 540-billion-parameter pseudo-AI. I'm guessing it's supposed to be better. It's also likely to need all of SAP's engineers to set those parameters.

So, who's going to invent the trillion-parameter AI ? And which country is going to devote all of its population to configuring it ?

Shouldn't be long now . . .

IBM highlights real-time fraud detection in z16 mainframe

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Re: Fraud Detection

I once had a very good surprise from my bank. Having ordered some work in my bathroom, when it came time to pay the bill I made a bank transfer of a few thousand euros. It was on a Saturday.

Not really a habit.

The following Monday, I got a call from my bank. The person confirmed my identity, then asked me about the transfer. I explained the situation and, at the question "so you do authorize the transfer ?" I answered yes, I very much did because the artisan deserved being paid for his work.

THAT is fraud prevention.

I like my bank.

The metaverse of fantasy worlds is itself still a fantasy

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Not to mention ten times the bandwidth.

We're still in a world where fiber and GB/s connections are not universal.

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Re: Who Me?

Well, let's make one thing clear : if the porn industry does not adopt the concept, it is dead in the water.

Porn is what has made the Internet as useful as it is.

Porn is the reason why you can purchase stuff on web sites.

Porn pushed all it could to get that to happen because it was in its interest to have people buying anonymously.

So, if porn finds this metaverse thing interesting, it will happen, otherwise, it won't because nobody else has the incentive to make it work.

Epic Games' court dates with Apple and Google pushed into 2024

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WTF?

"they would not be ready by November"

I'm sorry, we're in April now. How is it that a bunch of scribblers won't be able to present anything in the next 7 months ?

Is it impacting their golf schedule ?

Bank had no firewall license, intrusion or phishing protection – guess the rest

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the Andra Pradesh Mahesh Co-Operative Urban Bank

Is going to quickly learn about networks, intrusion detection systems and that the cost of a proper firewall license means it can continue doing business.

Some people have to learn the hard way.

Remember when Huawei's CFO was detained in Canada? She's been promoted to chair the board

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"While critics of the system may question the resulting continuity and accountability"

Accountability ?

For the CEO of a multinational multi-billion dollar behemoth ?

Has Apotheker been sanctioned for his shameful dealings in acquiring Autonomy ?

Do these "critics" understand how the world works these days ?

Any fool can write a language: It takes compilers to save the world

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"Any fool can write a language"

Many have.

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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A well-deserved failure.

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Re: a massive 456MB of RAM

The cost of that alone must have brought the beancounters to a coma.

In 1992 I bought 1MB of EDO 70ns RAM for a thousand francs (apparently around €150 today), for my 386. Back then, a thousand francs was no laughing matter.

And that was ten years later.

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As opposed to me, a Frenchman who writes code in English.

My comments are also in English though, I'm not going to toy around writing them in German (not that I could, my German is really bad).

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I have created many in-house tools.

Just made another one this morning, in fact.

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This kind of thing can still be necessary.

I like using recursive functions, whenever possible. It seems quite elegant to me, but I have learned that said elegance comes at a price.

For example, if you need to search and replace a given character in a string of characters (for export to csv reasons, for example), if you have to write your own s&r function for whatever reason, you'd better be sure that the original string isn't too long and that there aren't too many occurences.

Otherwise, your code will crash with a memory overflow error due to the amount of instances of the recursive function.

In that case, there's no choice but to deal with a loop function and handle everything in one instance.

It's a bummer, but it works.

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Re: Unhelpful comments

Every time I gave a training course in LotusScript or VBA, the last day I had a session on commenting your code.

I tried to drill in my students' head the fact that you do not write a comment that repeats what the code is saying. Anyone who can read code does not need a comment like "Test for zero".

I tried to show them that code commenting is "If there is no label, then <something> ".

Of course, I have no idea how successful I've been, but I've tried.

Tomorrow Water thinks we should colocate datacenters and sewage plants

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I would say it's still a good choice in the long run.

UK suit over reselling surplus Microsoft licenses rolls on

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Re: Well....

There you go using logic again. There is no logic in law.

Now go to the blackboard and write that down 20 times during recess.

Scientists repurpose hoverfly vision to detect drones by sound

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Re: Use Cases

Given that there is always a government somewhere that is funding the terrorists, in the broad view you are right.

However, there's a fair chance that it is not your govenment that is funding terrorists, so you are also wrong.

Unless you're in Russia, in which case you do not say such things because, if you do, you're the terrorist.