* Posts by Pascal Monett

16767 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

AWS launches fresh challenges to on-prem hardware vendors

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I know Cloud is salespoint

What I don't get is why established companies are so intent on putting their servers in the hands of a single-point-failure scenario (not talking about startups or one-man shops here).

Yes, your server can fail in your own server room, but when that happens, you have sysadmins and assorted underlings who are on the ball immediately and get to work fixing the problem. Status reports are a question of going to the server room and asking how's it going.

When you put your server in the hands of cloud giants, you are at the mercy of their availability in case something goes wrong and if they don't publish any info, phone calls won't give you more. You just have to sit on your hands and wait it out.

I really don't get the appeal of that.

Quantum computing startup probed in report, securities suit

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Re: Is it wrong?

Don't panic just yet. Quantum computing isn't getting out of the lab any time soon, and we still don't know how to program the damn things yet.

Elon Musk orders Tesla execs back to the office

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Careful. Microsoft could give it a shot.

Amazon not happy with antitrust law targeting Amazon

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"some Democrat senators believed it all may backfire on them in the mid-term elections"

I'm sorry, are you making laws to protect US citizens, or are you making them to look good and get re-elected ?

I absolutely hate that kind of argument. Politics is not about getting re-elected (okay, it shouldn't be).

US ran offensive cyber ops to support Ukraine, says general

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"they were lawful and complied with US policy"

Because of course he would say that.

Unfortunately, up to now, the US was bashing Russia for doing those sorts of things.

Now it would appear that the US has shot its moral leg in the foot. I'm not expecting the US Government to be bothered by that, though.

IBM's self-sailing Mayflower suffers another fault in Atlantic crossing bid

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Electrical problems

And here I am thinking that electricity is not all that hard. A failed switch ? Did it get water on it or something ? How does a switch fail ? I'm supposing they didn't install the 30 cent version from Costco, so how did that happen ?

In any case, as I said before, the AI on that ship is learning that meatbags are useful things to have around.

Metaverse privacy maturity lags enthusiasm for new virtual worlds

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"not think of it in a bad way"

Sorry, but no, I'm thinking of it in a very bad way.

My medical data being intercepted by Joe Schmuck ? An invisible someone listening to my private conversations ? No thank you, I'll pass.

Where I am is something my phone reveals by necessity and I guess I'm okay with that. If that helps determine where traffic jams are, that is good I will agree. But Real LifeTM is pretty clear : if I'm having a conversation in a public place, then I am aware that anyone can listen (and I shape my words accordingly), whereas if I'm at home having a drink with a friend, my conversation is private and nobody else is privy to that.

Call me back when the Metaverse can handle that.

Immersion cooling no longer reserved for the hyperscalers, HPC

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"it eliminates the need for air-conditioning units to cool servers"

I don't understand how you can say that.

Liquid cooling is just using a different medium - more efficient - to transport heat away from the microchips.

You still have to cool down the liquid and, in the absolute, you still have the same amount of heat to evacuate.

Liquid cooling is fine, but there will still be radiators. Maybe they'll be outside ?

Watch out for phishing emails that inject spyware trio

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So, you're not opening an email in Excel

That sentence puzzled me. Even if you're using Outlook/Office365, you open mails in Word, not in Excel.

"an email arrives with an Excel file that contains malicious macros"

That is the proper sequence of events. You get a mail from someone you've never met, download the attachment and leave your brain dead while you double-click it and ignore all warnings.

Because of course I'm going to open this attachment from some random stranger I've never met. He sent me this file, it must be important. What's the worst that could happen ?

Oh.

UK opens up 'high-potential individual route' for tech worker immigration

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Sure, blame Brexit

IR35 certainly has no impact, right ?

Scribble to app: Microsoft's Power Apps VP talks us through 'Express design'

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Automating everything but the logic

So basically you've automated nothing.

I'm glad to know that you can make making a form a tad easier for non-programmers, but no application can perform any useful function if the person "scribbling" it can't imagine what he wants from it and how to get there.

So I imagine that this will be how manglement presents their bright ideas to actual programmers. "Here's the form I want, make a database out of it".

Well, I can live with that.

Logitech's MX Mechanical keyboard, Master 3S mouse

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I have a G15

My home keyboard is the Logitech G15 and I love it. Keys are backlit, the clicky is subdued and tactile is simply marvellous.

The one issue I have is that Logitech retired its original keyboard management software, and the replacement is not aware of the 6 additional function keys nor the three profiles that I used to be able to use. Oh well.

VMware customers have watched Broadcom's acquisitions and don't like what they see

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EMC, Dell and Broadcom - one of these does not go with the rest

IIRC, EMC was a data management company. It got bought by Dell, which is, of course, primarily a hardware company.

Broadcom is in the semiconductor industry. It is a completely different mindset. Broadcom does not do software, it does microchips. And, apparently, it is the kiss of death for every company it acquires.

I'm not very optimistic about VMware's future is what I'm saying. They might as well have been bought by IBM.

Oh well, someone else will come along and create a new virtual management landscape. Some day.

China’s top court calls for blockchain to record vast number of transactions

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Blockchain does not make sense. This is just another ham-fisted bright idea to use "modern" technology to "solve" a problem that doesn't exist.

A government does not need a public ledger. It is itself the guarantee of proper handling of data.

The Bitcoin ledger is currently flirting with a size of 400GB. I am supposed to be able to use BitCoin to buy stuff. Do you think I'm going to be able to store a 400GB ledger on my smartphone to pay for my baguette ? I don't.

Am I supposed to have 400GB of data on my PC to order to pizza ?

Fuck that.

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Blockchain instead of a server

And massive amounts of transactions too.

I look forward to reading about how long the lowly official needing to record something has to wait for the petabyte-sized ledger to update.

France levels up local video game slang with list of French terms to replace foreign words

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That's an interesting way of putting things.

But don't worry, if Serenity is anything to go by, soon all Earthlings will be bilingual Chinese/English and there will be no other languages.

Well, maybe on Mars . . .

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Now that is a fine example of administrative busybodies

Long ago I remember hearing that said Commission declared that "weekend" was to be replaced by "fin de semaine".

Yeah right. Everybody says weekend.

I'm guessing this new publication will only be important in the offices of those who wrote it.

Australian digital driving licenses can be defaced in minutes

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Well let's face it : we're going 100% digital

Whether we like it or not.

Governments love it because control.

We'll just have to put up with it because sheeple. I'm just wondering if we won't end up with some other thing than a smartphone to prove our identity.

But of course, that's a ridiculous idea. After all, everyone has a smartphone or three, right ?

Quantum internet within grasp as scientists show off entanglement demo

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"the quantum internet 'could become a secure communications network' "

One question : what does the NSA have to say about that ?

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Re: Can you split photons into 3?

So, where is your PhD-level award-winning paper on this subject ?

Shanghai lockdowns to end, perhaps easing tech supply chain woes

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Waiting for next week's news of the sudden surge in new COVID cases in Shanghai.

We've never even built datacenters using robots here on Earth

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Lonestar Data Holdings

Proof that there are idiots that have way too much more money than sense.

Getting $5 million for spouting the idea of a datacenter on the Moon - at this point in time - means that we, as a civilization, are too rich for our own good.

That said, I have an excellent idea of a series of telescopes on the Moon, Mars and Ganymede. Anyone want to give me a few million to talk about it ?

BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?

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Yes, but it just so happens that the industry is relearning the value of putting money into storage in order to better manage supply chain shortages.

We'll have another talk about this in ten years or so.

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You missed the troll icon (since we don't have a sarc icon).

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Re: Too Often...

That's a ridiculous waste of resources.

What was wrong with just storing it ?

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Re: Printer Maintenance Contracts

Nice tactic to never get another contract after that.

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What makes you think it's still locked ?

Paper has to be stored somewhere.

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Vengeance

The best vengeance is the one that is entirely justified.

About half of popular websites tested found vulnerable to account pre-hijacking

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Um, it's the password that is 24 characters, not the email.

And no, I don't use xkcd because, indeed, hackers can read it too. And I'm not going to tell you how I forge my passwrods because hackers can this too.

Trust me. My passwords have 192 bits of entropy.

Experts: AI inventors' designs should be protected in law

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"Governments [..] should pass intellectual property laws that grant rights to AI systems"

No, no and no, governments definitely should not.

I believe judges are just going to roll their eyes and throw this stupidity out of court without a parachute.

How can one be in a position of academics and be so stupid ? Oh, I forgot. They're in academics. Reality is outside their window.

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Even with the laws they propose their job has no reason to exist.

Talos names eight deadly sins in widely used industrial software

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"Malicious USB devices"

Sorry, but I am less worried about that than I am worried about state-backed miscreants infiltrating and wreaking havoc from afar.

The rule is always the same anyway : once local access is possible, all bets are off and the system can easily be compromised. A malicious USB means some traitor has decided to usurp his position and authority in order to do evil. There are safeguards against that, but the best safeguard is treating your personnel properly and paying them fairly. If they work in a serious branch of industry, they should know the importance of their position and that should be sufficient.

Workday nearly doubles losses as waves of deals pushed back

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Re: " Our products are not choices."

Indeed, quite a curious way to say something. Your products are not choices ? What are they then ? Mandatory ?

UK monopoly watchdog investigates Google's online advertising business

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We're worried

"We're worried that Google may be using its position in ad tech to favour its own services to the detriment of its rivals, of its customers and ultimately of consumers"

Oh, so you're worried ? Well it's about bloody time. If Alphabet is today's 4th ranking company by value, it's not because it's been playing fair. Google has always played fast and loose with the rules, because it's Google that has made the rules. And now you're worried that Google might not have have established a fair and level playing field when there is nothing in the law that has given it the slightest incentive to do so ?

Duh.

Private companies do not government policy make.

Microsoft slows some hiring for Windows, Teams, and Office

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"new hires in that division must first be approved by bosses"

As long as Borkzilla still refuses to have a Quality Control division, I couldn't care less.

This Windows malware uses PowerShell to inject malicious extension into Chrome

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More of the usual

"ChromeLoader creates its scheduled task via injection into the Service Host (svchost.exe), using functionality from an imported Task Scheduler COM API"

Typical Borkzilla. More full of holes than Swiss cheese.

GitHub saved plaintext passwords of npm users in log files, post mortem reveals

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GitHub stored a number of plaintext user credentials

Oh. My. God.

That is a major boo-boo.

Shame on you, GitHub. You knew better than that.

Spam is back with a vengeance. Luckily we can't read any of it

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Thunderbird is indeed pretty good.

That said, I programmed my own spam filter. Granted, all incoming messages hit my Inbox, but then I clicked on Filter and 99% of the time what was left was genuine messages that were for me.

What were my filters ? Check this out :

1) From domain does not match ReplyTo domain - that's pretty simple to check and a golden rule AFAIC

2) From country is not a country I know people from - Russia, looking at you

3) From does not match somebody who I have already accepted mail from - if I don't know you, why should I waste my time ?

4) Subject contains wierd character combinations - nobody puts [(D:!!] in a subject

5) Body contains links to domains other than the From domain - if you pretend to be from Microsoft, your link better point to a Microsoft-held domain

6) Body contains attachments with names that end in .exe - nope, nobody sends legitimate executables by email without prior warning

Ok, there have been a few occasions where a new "colleague" got his mail sent to the spam box, but I can recover that.

More often than not, these rules have been more than sufficient to not waste my time reading a mail with a subject like "Re: <something I've never sent>" and an attachment I wouldn't touch with a bargepole. Or the ever-amusing "Your PayPal account has been locked" when my PayPal account has been unaccessible ever since they implemented 2FA without bothering to cater to the people who hadn't signed up in the 8-day window it was available. Or, another fun one, the urgent mail supposedly from my bank when I don't have an account there.

Thunderbird does a good job, but really, I had something that was almost as efficient and didn't cost me a week of development.

Of course, that was when I still got my mail via Lotus Notes.

Now I have to use Thunderbird. The occasional spam gets through, but I can recognize it almost instantly.

Of course, not using Outlook helps a lot in preventing unwanted hijacking.

Revealed: The semi-secret list of techs Beijing really really wishes it didn't have to import

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Western factories ?

Which ones ?

They've all been "outsourced".

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Re: "talking about moving to open source software"

Yeah, well that's not new.

Germany is always talking about it, but is mainly using that as an excuse to have Borkzilla lower its license fees.

I don't recall reading about any case where it was done seriously enough to actually allow the project to succeed.

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"wishing it had an alternative to Microsoft Windows"

I seem to recall that it does : it's called Kylin. There are apparently already several forks of it.

Kylin is reportedly compatible with "10,000 hardware and software products" and the Android ecosystem.

As far as the chokepoints are concerned, this is the ideal time for China's engineers to rise to the occasion and develop the code to do the job in Linux, which will practically guarantee that their code is what is used in the future where Windows is finally relegated to the games box it deserves to be.

Sure, it'll take some time, but they have the manpower and engineering nous to get it done. A word from Xi Pooh and it's as good as done.

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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"but I would not report the damage back to my head office"

And that is definitely how you get Manglement appreciation - you screwed up, but I won't tell. Thank you ! Thank you !

Recovery from disaster results in ample time to finish the work properly. Well done.

Let's play everyone's favorite game: REvil? Or Not REvil?

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"it's most likely a case of using REvil-linked scare tactics to extort payment"

Hmm. What about REvil is starting to feel the summer coming and just wants to lay back and take it easy for a bit with a margherita or two ?

Or maybe REvil is trying a new tactic to find out just how many cowards are going to fork over the moolah ?

Sure, it could be someone else piggybacking on REvil's reputation, but not necessarily.

Twitter founder Dorsey beats hasty retweet from the board

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This "takeover" is starting to look like a trainwreck

And Mr Billionnaire apparently can't make enough billions fungible.

I think that should incite into a rethink of a person's personal fortune. You have $100 billion in company assets ? They're not yours until you've sold them and actually converted them into cold, hard cash.

Of course, that would make for a lot less glamorous news titles . . .

World’s smallest remote-controlled robots are smaller than a flea

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"The heat is applied remotely through a laser"

So, does that mean that, for this to work, you have to be bathed in laser beams ?

Do sniper scopes apply ?

Ransomware encrypts files, demands three good deeds to restore data

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If this was truly a good will operation . .

. . they would just send an email saying "You have been the recipient of a GoodWill message. Do three good things and document them on social media, then send this message to ten other companies. Thank you for your cooperation".

That way, the companies that truly have some good will will be honored for showing it, whilst the other will continue business as usual.

China offering ten nations help to run their cyber-defenses and networks

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There are two ways of taking over a country

One is by military force, but that has the bad habit of being poorly viewed on the international scene, and creating resistance on the local scene.

The other is by subverting the country's economy by "helping" with infrastructure, like many of China's "donations" to Africa. Once Beijing has its claws into a strategic part of your infrastructure, you'll find that Beijing's "suggestions" are accompanied by rather obvious implications.

This is the difference between Western politicians and Eastern politicians. In China, they play Go, in the West, they play checkers. Only one of those has long-term implications built in.

UK government having hard time complying with its own IR35 tax rules

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"Difficulties meeting the IR35 rules [..] in central government reflect poor implementation"

Given the amount of trouble that these rules are causing at all levels, I would say that that is the wrong conclusion.

To me, that amount of difficulty clearly indicates that the rules are poorly drafted and inherently contradictory, which does not make for easy implementation.

When you've made a square peg to go into a round hole, it's easy to blame the people who can't put it in.

As Microsoft's $70b takeover of Activision nears, workers step up their organizing

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"We [..] believe in the right of all employees to decide whether or not to [..] vote for a union"

Right up to the moment some of them decide to actually do that, at which point it's no-holes-barred intimidation and harassment tactics until they abandon that idea.

And I love the argument of "19 employees should not be able to decide". That is a typical strawman argument. You pretend that you want all employees to decide, but that is just an excuse to bash those who do.

And, as far as the USA is concerned, you can replace Activision with any major corporation, they all behave the same on unions because unions will force them to spend more money on their employees and the Board doesn't want to do that (eh Amazon ?).

Now contrast with Luxembourg. In the 1990's I was working my first job as a junior consultant programmer in Lotus Notes. The company was called Computerland Europe, and, at the time, it was going forward in leaps and bounds. New employees were coming in practically every month. It didn't take long for us to reach 50 employees and, when that happened, we were all called to a meeting by top management. In that meeting, we were told that, having attained and exceeded the magic number of 50 employees, Luxembourg law mandated that a union be formed. Our CEO thus told us that we were to form our union right there, and management left the room.

We looked at each other in total surprise and, for some, a little bit of shock. Nobody had been expecting that. So we went about to create our union, electing members (I was one) and following the charter that management had transmitted to us.

And what did this union actually do ? Basically, we made sure that security measures (fire) were known and respected, and being available if any employees had a complaint. I wasn't there long enough for that to happen, the company was still on a meteoric rise. That's not generally the kind of period where employees are unhappy because everything is always changing for the better.

Besides, in Luxembourg before 9/11, if you were unhappy at your company, you could just find a new one, simple as that and almost everybody did it.

So I'm quite happy to work in Luxembourg, because my rights as an employee are enshrined in law and no company can escape that. Of course, there are always the few who try, but they end up against the ITM - l'Inspection du Travail et des Mines and, having done some work there, I can vouch for the fact that they don't pussy-foot around with employee rights. If you have the proof, that company will pay.

Clearview AI wants its facial-recognition tech in banks, schools, etc

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Re: Interesting argument

Fines are just the cost of doing business, and that's because the size of the fine does not increase exponentially with repeats.

I would favor a system where, the first time you are fined for a given problem, you get the standard amount to pay. If you are fined again for the same thing (for a relative value of same), the fine is automatically doubled, and so on and so forth.

With that system, the cost of doing business would soon become prohibitive, and slimy gits like Clearview's boss would just have to bow before authority.