* Posts by Pascal Monett

16741 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Apr 2007

Near-undetectable malware linked to Russia's Cozy Bear

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Cunning ?

Yeah, like I'm going to just open an ISO file from somebody I don't know.

I feel that, when users are going to finally grasp the fact that you do not open attachments from people you don't know, all of these "cunning" attacks are going to become a lot more difficult.

Biden considers removal of Trump-era China tariffs to ease inflation

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"the US would lose its leverage"

The mistake is thinking that you have leverage.

Xi Pooh couldn't care less about your leverage.

When you're importing 99% of what you use, you have no leverage.

FedEx signals 'zero mainframe, zero datacenter' operations by 2024

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"where it hopes to save an estimated $400 million annually"

So, despite it being already openly stated that cloud does not savo you money, you expect to save not only millions, but hundreds of millions, by going to The CloudTM.

I await the follow-up on how you are desperately trying to waive an enormous bill of $700 million.

Good luck.

We need a Library of Congress – but for the digital world

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"make stuff do things it was not designed to do"

I disagree.

Hackers cannot make something do a thing it wasn't designed to do.

Hackers make things do something that the original maker did not intend, but included the functionality anyway and didn't think about it.

A hacker cannot make an RPi shoot a laser beam, but he can eventually reprogram it to take over the local network, and maybe access the CCTV records.

A hacker is not a wizard, he's just someone who looks at the equipment available and disregards whatever artificial constraints the maker thought he was imposing.

Getting that syncing feeling after an Exchange restore

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Re: Couldn't it just have popped up a nice message

Yeah, but that would be actually thinking about the issue instead of just coding a dead end.

And, if you think about issues, then you actually start to try thinking about solutions.

Borkzilla is not about solutions.

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One more question : have you actually tried restoring the backup ?

China finds and kills 42,000 counterfeit apps – many of them investment scams

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"a buyer is asked to perform several tasks like downloading dodgy apps"

So, the Chinese Internet users are on a fast track to learn what not to do on the Internet.

Good for them.

What to do about inherent security flaws in critical infrastructure?

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"It's bad for the industry"

Oooh yes, telling them what's wrong is very bad.

Better to let them find out the hard way.

Well, they will.

Google location tracking to forget you were ever at that medical clinic

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"Google Account Level Enhanced Safe Browsing"

Thank you Google, but I have Enhanced Safe Browsing already.

It's called Firefox with uBlock Origin and NoScript.

Fuck off.

2050 carbon emission goals need nuclear to succeed, says International Energy Agency

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What you call "nuclear" is currently Pressure Water Reactors.

The only reason this technology is employed is because, at the end of WWII, the governments wanted plutonium to make bombs.

There are other types of "nuclear", notably Thorium reactors. They leave an almost insignificant amount of radioactive waste (compared to PWR) and, more to the point, the security is passive.

With a PWR reactor, you need active surveillance, an experienced team 24/7, and maintenance costs are through the roof.

With a Thorium reactor, you can have one engineer on standby with a pager. If anything goes wrong, the salt plug at the bottom of the reactor basic melts and the entire radioactive basin is emptied into cooldown basins - the reaction stops. No risk of hydrogen buildup or explosions of any kind. All you need to do is wait until you can put everything back together again, with another salt plug.

The thing is, Thorium reactors do not generate plutonium. I couldn't care less. We have enough bombs, we don't need more.

We want to transition 100% of the current vehicle parc into electric vehicles. Solar and wind will not suffice.

Thorium is the future - at least until we have a reliable fusion reactor.

Look it up.

Nuclear does not come in only one flavor.

W3C overrules objections by Google, Mozilla to decentralized identifier spec

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Ah, blockchain

So it has finally wormed its way into the minds of the those who participate in defining the Internet as we know it.

Somebody get a flamethrower, please ?

Google to pay $90m to settle lawsuit over anti-competitive behavior on the Play Store

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"a proposed settlement that [..] avoids years of uncertain and distracting litigation"

In other words, the lawyers have got a good deal.

Windows 11: The little engine that could, eventually

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"Microsoft itself has not produced any official usage statistics"

And it won't.

Not until it can crow that Windows 11 has finally attained more than 50% of the installed user base.

But then we can say : and it took that long ?

Resurrected Dundee Satellite Station to host quantum Optical Ground Station

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Well done

Congratulations on Science winning one over inept administrative management.

Everyone back to the office! Why? Because the decision has been made

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To be honest, bookings of meeting rooms has been a problem ever since there were meetings rooms to book.

Nobody has found a proper solution for that yet, unless there is someone authorizing the booking and, even then, it can still go wrong.

Iceotope: No need to switch servers to swap air-cooled for liquid-cooled

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You can deactivate that in the BIOS. Of course, you need to be sure your cooling system works.

I did liquid cooling way back when I had my first AMD Athlon XP 1600+. I bought an aquarium pump (because silence), the special CPU connector, a humongous radiator and the tubing and miscellaneous connectors that were necessary.

I set it all up, turned the pump on, turned the PC on, and got the No Fan warning. Hunting around in the BIOS, I found that you could disable that warning. Restarted the PC and, from that point on, on got the most silent computing experience of my life, and all the performance as a bonus.

Liquid cooling today is widespread. It's on motherboards by default (though not for DIMMs), graphics cards all use it (see here) and liquid cooling modules for all versions of CPUs are commonplace.

It's a bit more noisy than it used to be, but it's still better than having an air-cooled system.

Gartner predicts 9.5% drop in PC shipments

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"Gartner pointed the finger of blame at"

All the wrong things.

With COVID, everybody who needed a new computer bought it (or got it).

They have it now, they don't need a new one.

Samsung beats TSMC to be first to produce 3nm chips

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3nm, 2nm, 1nm

When are we going to start counting atoms ?

And hey, promising better performance in the next revision when you're not done building the first one ?

I think the industry needs to stop behaving like there hasn't been 50 years of progress. We're practically at atomic scale. I've always read that, at that scale, having a functional gate is much more difficult because electrons have a tendancy to not understand barriers.

Now, I'm not saying this is a problem that cannot be solved. I'm sure there are many people much more intelligent than me who are looking at ways to solve that, but we're getting real, real close to the physical limits of the Universe here, so you might want to dial down the hyperbole a bit.

Microsoft plans to dig through your Edge Collections to make suggestions

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"it's sensible"

And what's wrong with letting people search for what they want ?

How about putting a bit of effort into your life ?

All this spoon-feeding is just ensuring that Wall-E will finally be regarded as a documentary.

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Re: Can you block it?

Sure.

Use Brave or Firefox.

Zero Trust: What does it actually mean – and why would you want it?

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Firewalls

I appreciate that firewalls may give a false sense of security, but I very much prefer that my work PC not be continually bashed by TCP requests from some Russian hacker.

Even in a zero-trust environment, they have their use.

UK govt promises to sink billions into electronic health records for England

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"backed by £2 billion [..] in funding"

Don't worry. That will balloon into £8 billion and, in the end, it won't work.

Par for the course.

Moscow court fines Pinterest, Airbnb, Twitch, UPS for not storing data locally

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So you can see Russians ?

You wouldn't be related to Sarah Palin by any chance ?

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"legalized the import of products without the authorization of the trademark holder"

How does that work exactly ? You still have to buy the product, right ? Or is this an open invitation to steal stuff and bring it to Moscow ?

So, Putin is trying to get around all the bans. Twitter is fined ? Great, but Twitter can't pay the fine because Russia is cut off of SWIFT. Besides, Twitter couldn't care less.

Zuckerberg is banned from entering Russia indefinitely ? Pah, he can barely get to Washington D.C. for a congressional hearing.

Of course Putin is going to encourage piracy, he supports hackers.

Intel’s CEO shouldn’t be surprised America can’t get CHIPS Act together

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Waah waah waah

You not gonna gimme money ? Me upset !

(calling my banker to see just how big a bonus I can take this month)

The Raspberry Pi Pico goes wireless with the $6 W

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"the 50 per cent premium"

Yes, it's a 50% premium, but on a $4 base, frankly I think it's awesome that you can get a programmable, wirelessly accessible thochky for six bucks.

Nvidia, Siemens tout 'industrial metaverse' to predict the future

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"The answer to all of these challenges is technology and digitalization,"

No, the answer to these problems is work.

Your digitized thingamajig will be useless for getting a product onto a truck and shipped.

Arrogant, subtle, entitled: 'Toxic' open source GitHub discussions examined

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Re: vituperous [..] slanging directed at M$

There was a time where the banner of El Reg contained the words "Biting the hand that feeds IT".

El Reg is full of people who are intelligent and competent, and the incompetence that Borkzilla regularly demonstrates is just insufferable.

So we vent.

But don't worry, Apple gets its share, as does IBM, Intel, and any other company that makes an incredible blunder.

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No, the mask suggests that the post was made from a phone, or the user just wanted his anonymity (the case here).

We don't have a sarcasm icon.

We do have a troll icon, and I use it liberally :)

Taiwan creates new challenge for tech industry: stern content regulation laws

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"Transparency of algorithms used to determine ad placements"

Oohhh, that's something that Google is going to fight tooth and nail.

And what's this : a public database of stuff that has been taken down ?

So, you remove it from one platform and you display it on another one ?

I don't get it.

Start using Modern Auth now for Exchange Online

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"it essentially hardens all email users who rely on Microsoft Exchange Online"

Great.

Unfortunately, they're still using Exchange.

Israel plans ‘Cyber-Dome’ to defeat digital attacks from Iran and others

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"The Dome is a new big data, AI, overall approach"

You forgot blockchain.

FabricScape: Microsoft warns of vuln in Service Fabric

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"Windows has been thoroughly vetted"

Oh really ?

You don't say. By who ?

Maybe you get some of those guys to thoroughly vet your updates as well ?

Silly me, I need some more frog pills . . .

US seeks exascale systems 10 times faster than current state-of-the-art computers

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10 times faster ?

We're not in 1980 anymore.

Improvements are incremental these days. 10% in the best of cases.

Exascale is not just the CPU, it's the memory, the interconnects, the bandwidth.

I don't know what bandwidth exascale has at the moment, but I'm pretty sure it'll be a while before it gets 10 times faster.

Certainly not by next year but, hey, I'm willing to be proven wrong.

Trio accused of selling $88m of pirated Avaya licenses

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"from gold and cryptocurrency to real estate"

Well there you have it. They were flush with cash, but they still went and put good money into funny money.

Not so smart, there.

Oh well, I hope they've made good memories, because they can say goodbye to the good life now.

PowerShell pusher to log off from Microsoft: Write-Host "Bye bye, Jeffrey Snover"

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"Admins don't want command line interfaces"

Said by managers who've never administered anything . . .

Tata Consultancy Services to create touchy feely 'Internet of Actions'

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Re: WFH

Probably not.

On the other hand, videoconferencing might become a lot more interesting - on certain special channels (if you get my drift).

Microsoft postpones shift to New Commerce Experience subscriptions

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"customers will be asked to sign up for the scheme soon"

A contract is a contract.

You can't go changing the terms of the contract on your own.

Unless, of course, this is just a click-and-you-agree deal, in which case it is everything wrong with business on the Internet.

If said customers say no, then what ?

I don't see Borkzilla just cutting them off.

Chinese boffins suggest launching nuclear Neptune orbiter in 2030

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Re: Launch in 2030...

Not the same projects.

The Chinese want to launch a probe in 2030, NASA wants a reactor on the Moon in 2030.

Walmart accused of turning blind eye to transfer fraud totaling millions of dollars

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Re: Maybe the FTC should concentrate on

Two days for a bank transfer ?

Are they printing the transfer order and sending it by snail mail ?

So that's why PayPal was invented, and why BitCoin and the rest of the funny-money schemes took off.

You guys really have a shitty banking system.

Arm jumps on ray tracing bandwagon with beefy GPU design

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Ray-tracing on mobile phones

Okay. Now I'm convinced.

We are living in the Matrix.

Returning to the Moon on the European Service Module

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"everyone's on the same page, everybody's working the same way and everybody's respecting each other's deadlines"

It's called management done right.

No time for stupid, arbitrary edicts. Just get the job done.

An example to follow.

OpenSSL 3.0.5 awaits release to fix potential worse-than-Heartbleed flaw

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Well, the experts are slugging it out, so something will come of it.

Thank goodness the marketing department is not weighing in . . .

Running DOS on 64-bit Windows and Linux: Just because you can

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You can remove support for whatever you want, they will get it back

In the end, a program is nothing but a series of instructions to the CPU.

If you remove a swath of available instructions from your OS, someone savvy will put them back in.

And that is not a problem, because contrary to ads (looking at you, SatNad), only the people who want the thing will get it.

Not enough desks and parking spots, wobbly Wi-Fi: Welcome back to the office, Tesla staff

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Re: Hubris

I just have one question : how much time is Musk spending at his Tesla office ?

Because, given the edict, if it ain't at least 40 hours, he has resigned.

I would love for some HR drone to send him his resignation notice.

Carnival Cruises torpedoed by US states, agrees to pay $6m after wave of cyberattacks

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"Carnival didn't admit to any wrongdoing"

Really ?

You have a laundry list of fuckups and you don't admit that you fucked up ?

There should be jail time for the idiot that spouted that nonsense.

To Washington's relief, GlobalWafers to spend $5 billion on Texas plant

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Yay, another wafer plant in the middle of a desert

What a great idea. I'm sure Texas has a lot of space, but what it doesn't have is water for an industry that is very thirsty.

1,500 jobs ? Maybe.

1.2 million wafers a month ? I don't think so.

There won't be enough water to satisfy the neeeds of all the chip plants that are being built in Texas.

Gotta start stockpiling the popcorn.

China's blockchain boosters slam crypto as Ponzi scheme

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Re: Ponzi scheme?

Re-read the article.

A cryptocurrency has no value until people flock to it. The more people flock to it, the more value it gets, until there aren't any newcomers, some start selling short or somesuch, and the funny money crashes like the dead bird it is.

"Luna, wiped $40 billion off the system when it crashed"

How many more billions lost will you need to understand ?

Hangouts hangs up: Google chat app shuts this year

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Stop

So Gmail users are supposed to transition to Chat

I didn't want to be part of Hangouts, but Google made it mandatory at one point when signing in to Gmail.

I have no use for Chat, won't use it and don't want it.

I have one question : will I absolutely have to be signed in if I want to use my Gmail ?