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New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong
Finally, ransomware victims are refusing to pay up
LUMI supercomputer puts GPU partition through its paces with hardcore science
That is insane
"pilot projects covering solar atmospheric modelling, natural language processing (NLP) and imaging of seismic data"
Are you saying that natural language processing is as difficult as modeling the interactions of the most powerful open-air nuclear furnace of our entire Solar System ?
Nuts.
Ransomware severs 1,000 ships from on-shore servers
"if it planned to pay them"
The answer should be NO.
The only reason these attacks continue are because these assholes are getting paid. Stop paying and the problem goes away.
Yes, your company might fold in the meantime. It's called the Greater Good.
And, next time, train your personnel better.
Intel angles for more subsidies to build German mega-fab
"it will build once 'funding' worked out"
No problem, Intel. How much money do you have in the bank ?
It would be interesting to see how companies would react if they had to fork over a share of the profits based on how much subsidies they were offered.
Like : "Okay, you say it will cost $10 billion to build this plant. We can offer you $7.5 billion. Then you will pay us 75% of revenue over ten years."
Of course, that scenario only works if every government does the same. Might as well wait for pigs to fly.
Microsoft axes 10,000, already breaking bad news to staff
UK Online Safety law threatens Big Tech bosses with jail
Boo hoo
"the threat of criminal prosecutions could deter investment and drive companies to leave the country"
Go run while you can. Sooner or later, every decent country will have such rules, at which point you'll be forced to be hosted in some island haven that will be blocked, so good luck serving your wares to the few who live on the same island.
I am sick of seeing major companies get barely a slap on the wrist when they don't respect the rules, then threaten to up and leave when the rules get tightened.
Go host yourselves in China. Ask Ma what he thinks about that.
Brit civil service claims there's enough money for mammoth ERP refresh project
Artificial pancreas successful in type 2 diabetes tests
Re: To be honest
I wish you the best of luck. Diabetes is a pain because, although it is not painful in itself (as far as I know), it can kill you pretty quick.
In any case, I think this artificial pancreas has a great future in store and I hope it will help everyone afflicted with this condition.
Oh, WoW: Chinese gamers to be cut off from Blizzard games next week
Re: Cause and effect...
It's called business.
You say you don't want to work with me any more ? Excuse me while I search for people who do.
And the childish sexual insults simply demonstrate that NetEase's management need to grow up. Petulant children should not be in charge of major communications companies.
Eh, Musk ?
Crypto exchanges freeze accounts tied to North Korea’s notorious Lazarus Group
Twitter starts auction to flip the bird, furniture, pizza ovens, gadgets galore
"Musk has [..] articulated a plan"
Well he can still articulate.
Delivering will be exponentially more difficult given that he has fired or driven away most of the developers.
I wonder how his "search" for a new CEO is going ? I especially wonder what difference it would make to Twitter's image, given that everyone knows that said CEO will not be able to manage any differently than what His Muskiness accepts, so booting out the racists again is clearly off the table.
Sysadmin infected bank with 'alien virus' that sucked CPUs dry
"perhaps best not to use a program called SETI@Home somewhere other than, you know, home"
I disagree, somewhat.
The mistake was in implementing the plan on his own. What he should have done would be to present the idea to his manager and get approval.
Of course, that meant his idea could also have been shot down, but hey, them's the breaks.
Disclaimer : I was a long-time contributor to SETI@Home myself, and ran it on every computer I had at home, plus my work laptop if I could.
China aims to grow local infosec industry by 30 percent a year, to $22 billion by 2025
"an ambitious program to scale the industry at 30 percent compound annual growth rate"
Yes, because in security nothing says success like an arbitrary financial goal.
Oh, and blockchain ?
Guys, if you actually manage to implement blockchain successfully where security is concerned, that will indeed be an achievement.
Basecamp details 'obscene' $3.2 million bill that caused it to quit the cloud
"Most of that spend – $759,983 – went on compute"
No it didn't.
$760K out of $3+ million is definitely not most of that spend.
Now, 8 petabytes of data is nothing to sneeze at, that's for sure. But, if you have a budget of over $260K/month, you have enough money for servers, a local SAS implementation running over 100Gbps fiber and money to spare for the aircon bill and fire suppressing installation.
Apparently, The CloudTM does not give you any savings on the IT personnel budget, since there is still need of a bunch of skilled admins to oversee it properly, so you have the people required to manage all that locally.
I'm curious to see next year's local bill and find out just how damning it is for The CloudTM.
NSA asks Congress to let it get on with that warrantless data harvesting, again
"he provided several stories"
Oh good. Violating the privacy of 300+ million individuals on a daily basis gave you less than a dozen useful cases.
That declaration in itself would be enough for me to tell them to take a hike. Then I'd go and create an even more restrictive law.
Plus : this is about spying on Americans, and the NSA is the one deciding what it can tell ?
Sorry buddy, you are talking to the elected representatives of your own country about your activity concerning your own citizens. You spill all the beans, or you go to jail.
Simples.
Russians say they can grab software from Intel again
Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko
Apple just cut Tim Cook's pay by 40%. How ever will he get by on that $50m?
Re: Christians have been trying
Not sure they've been trying that hard. After all, the Vatican is one of the richest places on the planet.
And the Catholic church has historically had dissentions in its ranks about the wealth of cardinals and such.
So it's more a case of "do as I say as not as I do" when the church is talking about Jesus being poor.
That is not, however, an excuse for paying one guy enough money per year to support 10,000 families. He's not doing the work of that many people.
Sure, his work is important and it is important that he know what to say, when and how to say it and to who. Those things are complicated and require an above-average intelligence, to be sure. But they're not worth $50 million a year - especially when that is on top of all the other stuff he gets.
This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone
"They even asked for a physical description of the caller"
A physical description.
From a phone call.
There is no way anyone can infer anything physical from a voice over radio or phone. I cannot begin to count the times have I heard someone's voice on the radio, only to be shocked when I found a pic or a YouTube video featuring that person.
Some people sound younger than they are, some sound much more mature, and being fat or not is not something you can detect by voice alone (let's not even mention height).
Most of the time, the one and only physical trait you can possibly derive just by voice is whether that person is male or female (and even then, it can be tricky).
Short answer : that was a stupid question.
Canadian owes bosses for 'time theft' after work-tracking app sinks tribunal bid
Amazon's attempt to crush New York union slapped down
HPE to face lawsuit for allegedly misleading DXC investors
Ex-Twitter Brits launch legal challenge against dismissal
BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!
Intel offers desktop chip that can hit 6GHz if everything goes right, you can keep it cool, stars align, pigs fly
NASA overspent $15m on Oracle software because it was afraid an audit could cost more
Twitter's Singapore landlord says avian network still a tenant, despite eviction reports
One more step towards oblivion
I'm starting to feel like it will almost be sad when Twitter dies for good. Almost. So many jokes that won't be made anymore . . .
Because that is where Musk is going with Twitter : to the chopping block.
And once Twitter is dead, we can finally stop hearing about how that twat is such a genius.
His management sucks (surprise, surprise).
Microsoft fumbles zero trust upgrade for some Asian customers
Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets
Cisco warns it won't fix critical flaw in small business routers despite known exploit
Games Workshop once again battles scariest monster of all: ERP gone wrong
Haiku beta 4: BeOS rebuild / almost ready for release / A thing of beauty
Government tech spending in England more than doubles in five years
New software sells new hardware – but a threat to that symbiosis is coming
Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition
"will reveal the actual price only once the tool becomes generally available"
So, they're already lying through their teeth ?
Not only is Borkzilla not including the features that people want and need (aka good performance and no headaches), but it can't be arsed to lay down the rules transparently.
I thank my lucky stars that I don't need to use this shite on a daily basis.
Swiss Army's Threema messaging app was full of holes – at least seven
"infested with bugs – possibly for a long time"
I think it is time for governments and government institutions to realize that it is not because they say it's secure that it is.
Neither is it secure because whoever they contracted to do the job said it is.
And it's especially not secure simply because the contract said it had to be.
It's not secure until a proper security research firm has confirmed that it's secure.
Salesforce: There's no more Slack left to cut
Sourcehut to shun Google's Go Module Mirror over greed
"2,500 times per hour"
That is 2494 times too many.
Any sane code should control how long it's been since it downloaded that specific data block. If less than 10 minutes, there's absolutely no reason to automatically query it again.
Manually, you do what you want, but automatically you tone it down.
The Internet does not belong to your code.
The balmy equator of Mars looks rich in opal-bound water
"there could be a lot of water-rich mineraloids"
Okay, I have just one question : what exactly is "water-rich" when mentioned by scientists ?
I understand that it's not you drill a pipe into it and water flows, but much more you mine a cubic meter and squeeze the water out of it.
Okay, fine, but how much water are you going to get out of that cubic meter ?
Because if you only extract one liter, that's a lot of work for not much water.
Tributes flow as Creative CEO Sim Wong Hoo - the mind behind Sound Blaster - passes aged 68
No more holidays for US telcos, FCC is cracking down
Alibaba's Jack Ma out as boss of fintech Ant Group
"will now vote and act independently"
Sure they will. Because none of them have a smartphone, or each other's number.
This is insane. They're shareholders, they own the company, and you want to tell them how they should make their decisions about it ?
Only in a totalitarian state can you push such nonsense and expect it to work.
Mixing an invisible laser and a fire alarm made for a disastrous demo
Microsoft’s Nadella: Tech is in for a rough two years
Tesla fails to push racial discrimination lawsuit into arbitration
FTC floats rule to ban imposed non-compete agreements in US
"healthy competition"
But Capitalism doesn't want healthy competition, it wants monopoly and will do everything it can to obtain it.
Capitalism mandates that you block your competition from accessing resources, non-compete clauses accomplish that.
All this talk about healthy competition is just talk. We'll see how well the lobbyists prove that.
Oh, no: The electric cars at CES are getting all emotional
Re: People are now starting to realise
No they're not.
The Kool-Aid is still strong on this one. In Luxembourg all of my colleagues are talking about EVs. Luxembourg buys its electricity from Germany because, officially, it doesn't want nuclear energy from France. Never mind that Cattenom is providing nuclear energy to Germany, which is selling it right back to Luxembourg (with a markup, obviously), Luxembourg happily buys its energy from Germany.
Which is building 10 new coal plants because The Greens in Germany have won the war against nuclear.
Well done in any case. All those smug EV owners in Luxembourg can be happy that they've shifted their pollution to somewhere else.
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