* Posts by Pascal Monett

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NHS Highland 'reprimanded' by data watchdog for BCC blunder with HIV patients

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GMail allows you to recall a mail sent.

For about three seconds . . .

Honestly, if you are a major organization and still have, in this 3rd millenia, a mail server that blindly allows you to send CCs to more than a dozen mail addresses without a verification check or outright refusal without prior authorization, then I guess you have what you deserve.

It's been over a decade that we've all learned the hard way that Reply All should be practically banned, and sending mail to hundreds of external recipients at a time requires a process and overview that excludes any single operator.

But, as usual, the lesson still has to be learned the hard way.

Oh well, it's NHS. Par for the course, then. Carry on !

Pro-Russia cyber gang Winter Vivern puts US, Euro lawmakers in line of fire

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"a category of scrappy threat actors"

So, like Scrappy Doo then ? Except even more despicable (and that's saying something).

Today's old folks set to smash through longevity records

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"life expectancy in [the USA]"

It might improve the day you guys no longer have an entire supermarket aisle devoted to upteen flavors of potato chips.

Just a thought . . .

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Re: Sshhhhh!!!!!

Always makes me laugh.

What's the point of raising retirement age when you can no longer get a job after 50 ?

So you want to integrate OpenAI's bot. Here's how that worked for software security scanner Socket

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We are already so screwed

"Applying human analysis to the entire corpus of a package registry (~1.3 million for npm and ~450,000 for PyPI) just isn't feasible"

So the only thing the miscreants really need to learn is how to stay under a pseudo-AIs radar.

Simple ? Maybe not, but when they do get there, there will be plenty of time for mayhem before somebody twigs the coup and solves the problem. Then the miscreants will find another way.

Sword and shield, always.

Azure blunder left Bing results editable, MS 365 accounts potentially exposed

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"to reduce the risk of future misconfigurations"

Because obviously Borkzilla cannot ignore that there will be future misconfigurations . . .

TikTok: Is this really a national security scare or is something else going on?

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"Nations are one by one banning it from government-owned devices"

And ?

Where is TikTok useful on a governmental level ? Are we also going to go into a tizzy about how governments are banning Angry Birds on their PCs ?

Why is it sooo important to relay the fact that governmental institutions don't want TikTok on their hardware ? Are we also going to hear about how banks are banning TikTok ?

Of course not, banks already have their hardware locked down.

So the lesson is : governments don't know how to lock down their PCs.

Am I supposed to be reassured by that ?

Google (sort of) loses in Indian antitrust appeal

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"50 instances [were] copied and pasted from a European ruling for similar charges"

Ooh, so not fair ! You're blaming us for the exact same thing this other guy is !

Um, how can I say this. If you are looking at two lawsuits on two different continents with the exact same charges, you need to rethink your position.

Like, from Not Guilty to Guilty.

Smugglers busted sneaking tech into China

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Why should it ?

Intel isn't losing any money here, those CPUs were sold.

The NSA is freaking out, though.

This US national lab turned to AI to hunt rogue nukes

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"helped law enforcement home in on targets and speed up investigations"

Yikes. How many investigations of this kind are there ?

Is there that much suspicious radioactive material being sent by snail mail these days ?

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I'm sure that, with a trip to Putin's Russia and the application of a generous amount of dollars to a local general, you too can have your very own king-sized snowcone maker.

Diving DRAM prices are a problem not even AI can solve

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"a great time to snag an SSD"

Hmm, now there's a good point. I'll have to keep on the lookout for that.

FTX cryptovillain Sam Bankman-Fried charged with bribing Chinese officials

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Lock him up ? Completely agree.

The major difference between the OHSG and Biden is that Biden cooperated every step of the way. The asshole, on the other hand, lied every step of the way (as usual).

That's why nobody is talking about Biden's case any more. There's nothing more to say.

US cyber spymaster calls TikTok China's 'Trojan horse'

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And, of all the sources of this protectionaism, it's the very agency that doesn't give a flying fig about privacy.

Talk about ironic . . .

Google again accused of willfully destroying evidence in Android antitrust battle

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"an appropriate remedy for a later time"

I would say about ten trillion dollars.

I'm sure that that would make Alphabet pay attention.

Because if you don't deliver an uppercut, it will just be defined as cost of business.

Well sorry, but this should not be a cost of business. This should definitely cost you your business.

Microsoft enlarges its cockpit of Copilots to include security

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Flame

Well thank you, Borkzilla

It's so nice of you to demonstrate once again that security is an afterthought for you.

US police have run nearly 1M Clearview AI searches, says founder

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"Crimes Clearview has helped solve include murder"

Well that's nice.

So, how many murders, exactly ? How could they not have been solved by "traditional" police work ? And what is the threashold that makes this invasion of privacy acceptable ?

Jack Ma is back, and he has some feelpinions to share

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"humans have a 'heart' "

Unfortunately, not all of them.

No 'decoupling' here: Apple, Samsung, and Qualcomm sing China's praises

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But from a corporate point of view, slavery is fine.

Case in point : there is no shareholder movement against slavery, and nobody with any Apple sharers is standing up to say "Hey, cut it out with the slavery stuff. I don't mind making shiploads of cash, but no slavery".

Nope, they have the shares, hang on to them for dear life and wait for the money. How that money is made is not a problem. And that's where the problem is.

At some point, all this capitalism is going to have to accept that money does not excuse everything.

I won't hold my breath though.

Botched migration resulted in a great deal: One for the price of two

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Getting a refund

Yeah, I can well imagine : zero success.

And the argument cannot go both ways, I think. Provider A was switching top floor access to Provider B. Company made a new contract with Provider B for ground level. The two are not linked, and the provider is not responsible for a connection that is never used.

Maybe, just maybe, Provider B could have sent an inquiry after two months, wondering if it was normal to have no activity on a connection, but come on - we all know that, as long as the bills are paid, there is no problem.

So, yeah. Check your billing.

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And was the accounts deparment billed for the lost revenue ?

Because I would have taken that from its budget.

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

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I did not need to learn that . . .

Cisco, Huawei, Ericsson on the hook for Philippine telco's $880M overspend

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"Few businesses can endure [..] $880 million of unplanned expenditure"

If the Prime Minister loks at that the first thing he thinks is "Pff, amateurs".

There's one sure winner in the AI explosion, say analysts: Dutch outfit ASML

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"a sharp increase in GPU [..] demand"

I'll just hope that NVidia doesn't sell all that demand to funny money farmers.

Microsoft breaks geolocation, locking users out of Azure and M365

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The important words are : We're reverting a recent change

Once again, fat-fingered keyboarding without proper checking results in massive pain for many people.

Ah, to think that, in the good ol' days, if a sysadmin goofed it would only affect the users of that company's network.

Today's sysadmins can affect people all across the globe.

Yay progress.

Where in the world is Terraform Labs villain Do Kwon? Montenegro, actually

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"as true as Kwon's tweets"

Another fine, upstanding member of the funny money criminal underground.

Oh wait, there is no underground in the funny money market. It's all right there, above ground, and yet many people still don't see it.

Accenture puts 19,000 staffers' heads on the chopping block

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"include over 800 of our more than 10,000 leaders"

I'm sure that, if you look properly, you could find another 5,000 "leaders" to lay off, easy peasy.

Come on, make an effort !

Critical infrastructure gear is full of flaws, but hey, at least it's certified

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But they said it's Huawei that's the problem

OT equipment certified but vulnerable ? Hey look : Huawei ! Huawei is the danger !

We've forbidden Huawei everywhere, we're safe ! Safe, I tell you !

ChatGPT, how did you get here? It was a long journey through open source AI

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Coat

So, NotOpenAI is monetizing ?

Vote with your wallet, people.

D-Wave hello to another quantum pioneer warned over possible delisting

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"including but not limited to a reverse stock split"

It's nice to not limit your options, but how many do you really have ?

I mean, if nobody is buying, then your only real option is having less stock.

And that's just a stopgap because again, if nobody is buying, your stock is still going to fall.

So, when you only have one share left per investor at 90 cents, what's left to do ?

Because apparently garnering interest or excitement is already out of the picture . . .

Microsoft admits Azure Resource Manager failed after code change

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"Gotta love the cloud"

Well it's not like we have much of a choice, now is it ?

Every supplier is is pushing or dragging us there, and kicking and screaming about it doesn't seem to work much. Eh, Adobe users ?

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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"led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

Umm, come on, there will always be some folks to believe that.

Croquet for Unity: Live, network-transparent 3D gaming... but it's so much more

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"it's tiny, efficient, fast, lightweight, and in places, surprisingly simple"

So you're saying that Microsoft had nothing to do with it, basically ?

B-List celebs including Lindsay Lohan fined after crypto shill probe

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WTF?

Lindsay Lohan has millions of followers ?

Two would already be a lot. Millions ? Unthinkable.

In any case, I see she's still riding the elevator down, down, down . . .

Ellison's healthcare obsession carries risks for Oracle

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Re: FUBB

Far from me to defend the Big Red One, but really, you're right. It is particularly petty to complain about a $12+ billion in revenue when you were expecting a mere 300 million more.

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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Re: it's Florida

Where everything goes to die.

Start with sanity and go right on down.

Got Conti? Here's the ransomware cure to avoid paying up

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The data hardly needs to be on the Internet to be vulnerable.

All it needs is some clueless luser who clicks blindly on every attachment in his Inbox without questioning for a second why this person he doesn't know and has never met is sending him an xslm file (or pics of a scantily-clad female).

Dual Tesla lawsuits pull Elon Musk into right-to-repair war

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The comparison is incorrect.

No company has a copyright on any part of the human body - yet.

Feds arrest and charge exiled Chinese billionaire over massive crypto fraud

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"a state-backed misinformation campaign"

As soon as he became a friend of Steve Bannon, that campaign was no longer misinformation.

Hands up who DIDN'T exploit this years-old flaw to ransack a US govt web server...

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Re: And just when I thought replacing all my Adobe Flash controls with Telerik

Who could possibly think that it wouldn't cause problems ?

Google stops selling its biz-grade augmented reality specs

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This obsession with "enhancing" our vision

In Sci-Fi, it looks great. Holographic screens, near-weightless glasses that do real-time augmented reality without any lag, stutter or power issues, magical interfaces that interpret exactly each and every wave of the hand or keyword spoken to it and doesn't get confused by conversations going on around or in front of it, Sci-Fi shows the awesome power of what could be. If there wasn't that pesky thing called reality, that is.

Reality means that you need a helmet on your head in order to have your eyes covered by a screen. Said helmet needs batteries, and those things are not lightweight. It mostly needs to be tethered to the workstation as well, or you won't be using it for long.

And you can get physically sick.

But the idea endures. Even when it has been killed by public apathy, like the zombie it rises again as soon as some new tech makes someone with deep pockets believe that it could be feasible.

It's the tech that just won't die, because Sci-Fi makes it look so cool.

Meanwhile, almost everyone is getting bored with Cortana.

Go figure.

Anyone want an International Space Station? Slightly used

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Re: I've got a better idea...

Orbital mechanics are complicated, you need engineers to calculate things right.

I think that gaining altitude is a lot more costly in energy than losing altitude, but I am far from being an authority on that question.

I'm pretty sure that, if NASA wants to de-orbit the ISS, it's likely because that will be the least expensive option.

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Russia's Roscosmos

"will also be responsible for disposing of their own parts safely"

Somehow I very much doubt that Russia will be doing much about the ISS any time soon, it seems to be a bit more preoccupied by Earthly matters at the moment.

NASA is going to have to shoulder that burden, I fear.

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Re: Mir

I think Mir was a bit smaller.

Samsung to splurge $230B on five new chip plants for South Korea

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"a wider $380+ trillion [..] investment plan"

Don't anyone ever tell me there isn't any money going around ever again.

This is definitely in the "a billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking real money" domain, no doubt about it.

SVB collapse's mix of money, urgency and uncertainty makes it irresistible to scammers

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The fan is rotating, the sewage is coming in fast

It looks like this is going to be a shitstorm of major proportions.

Batten down the hatches !

Bing AI feels like ChatGPT stuffed into a suit – not the future

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"what makes search useful today"

Point #1 : fast results.

Google has never made me wait a few seconds before giving a result. Results are near instant on Google. The few times I did try Bing, results were rather quick as well.

I doubt people are going to accept waiting for anything more than a second, generally. If this BingBot needs to put down its coffee before getting to work, people will not be using it for long.

China debuts bonkers hybrid electric trolley-truck

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Re: Nice until

Oh, so like Germany, then ?

Tough luck, Brits: Binance suspends UK deposits and withdrawals

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"a prudent decision on our part taken in an abundance of caution"

So, not the usual decision-making process, then ?

Did you have an excess of caution in your reserves to use ?

And don't you just love being part of the "less than" 1% ?

Yes, Samsung 'fakes' its smartphone Moon photos – who cares?

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Re: Photography today = digital manipulation

The camera has been lying since day one.

Ever since images have been captured, people have been looking for ways to influence the result to their need or desire.

And with digital, it has simply exploded.

Including some cloud manipulation is par for the course these days.

Samsung is lying, bears in the woods, call me when something new is actually happening . . .