* Posts by Pascal Monett

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China to Meta: Flattery needed to get you into our VR market

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Re: Threaten

You blinked.

Important note: Humans can use AI to make music and still bag a Grammy

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"she would be happy to split royalties 50-50"

Careful what you wish for, there. You might end up with an AI version that is more successful than you.

Ex-Amazon manager jailed for stealing $10M using fake vendor invoices

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"more crimes while on release after posting bond"

Well, you can't fault her for not being persistent.

What got her caught ? Too much, too quick, or someboy slipped ?

We know what she and her conspirators were doing, but nothing on how the law got whiff of the affair. Did the beancounters at Amazon do some sleuthing after asking a question, or was there something illogical that led to the discovery ?

$10 million in two years seems a lot, but it is Amazon. Plus or minus $10 million a month must be a blip on the balance sheet there.

North Korean satellite had no military utility for spying, says South Korea

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Living on lies and drug money

What a waste of a country.

Google says public data is fair game for training its AIs

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"whether or not [Google] would scrape public copyrighted or licensed data or social media posts"

It's Google.

It will.

China admits local semiconductor industry can't match world class reliability

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"wonder what they've been paying for"

They've been paying for megacorp's quarterly profits.

Singapore tells crypto operators: act like grown up financial institutions

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Why the tip-toe ?

Just make them sign a banking charter. Job done.

They want to deal in finance ? They obey the rules of finance.

Oh, great. Yet another tech billionaire thinks he can get microblogging right

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If they had meaningful and wholesome lives, they wouldn't need to be on social media.

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Re: ... and Other info."

Yeah. Thing's barely started and already it's sucking your data like there's no tomorrow.

My sexual orientation and political beliefs ? For a chat service ?

No thank you. Another site I'll stay away from.

Yahoo! comeback! continues! as! fresh! listing! planned!

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Re: Not the worst idea

Would be a good thing for Google to have serious competition though.

Right now, Google just does as it pleases without almost a care in the world.

Ariane 5 to take final flight, leaving Europe without its own heavy-lift rocket

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There are plenty in the private sector that sit on their butts as well.

Somehow, society survives.

Prepare for a meme massacre: Snap snuffs out Gfycat in September

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Once again

Yet another company providing a service that countless people used is going down without anything to hold the service up.

All of that because people love linking to something on someone else's server.

Yeah, well someone else's server never lasts.

Twitter rate-limits itself into a weekend of chaos

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Re: the most out of touch thing I’ve ever heard a tech leader say

Hang on a bit, Musk will be there all week.

No, GPT-4 cannot get a computer science degree at MIT

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Iddo Drori

Apparently, he's at Columbia, but also at Boston.

His blurb on the Columbia page states :

"Iddo Drori is an Associate Professor of the Practice of Computer Science at Boston University, a Visiting Associate Professor at MIT, and an Adjunct Associate Professor at Columbia University. He was a lecturer at MIT in EECS, a Visiting Associate Professor at Cornell University in Operations Research and Information Engineering and a research scientist and adjunct professor at NYU Center for Data Science, Courant Institute, and NYU Tandon."

I don't know how that works out in the US, but I find it very curious that he has so many activities in so many places.

Does he have any time left to do actual research, not to mention teaching ?

BTW, Columbia needs to update the page if he is no longer visiting at MIT.

Microsofties still digesting pay freeze upset by Nadella's 'landmark year' memo

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So, landmark year and, for thanks, pay freeze

The logic escapes me. But that's probably why I am not CEO of a multi-trillion dollar company.

Borkzilla is swimming in billions of cash. Revenue is up. Profits may be down, but when you're making more than $50 billion a year, is that really a big problem ? Something to keep an eye on, to be sure, but hey, $50 billion. You can reward your employees and directly improve their morale and work attitude. Giving them a raise can make them feel privileged, and they don't even have a golden parachute.

Okay, so the shareholders might have had to content themselves with a quarterly dividend of $0.67 per share. Gosh, what a sacrifice to ensure that your workforce is happy to be at the coalface.

Oh, I forgot, they're shareholders. They don't give a damn about the workforce, all they want is the highest possible dividend.

Did anyone ever analyse the selfishness inherent to capitalism ?

Ripoff Vuitton handbag smaller than a grain of salt fetches $63,750 at auction

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"the final word in bag miniaturization"

Nonsense.

I created a Vuitton replica that was smaller than the dot at the end of this line.

Unfortunately, just when I finished, the cat jumped on the desk and the resultant air flow blew it away . . .

Microsoft signs 1.5 million seat contract for Office 365 and more

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Re: And "security" ?!?

That was already taken care of with Palantir.

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$940 million for a million and a half users ?

That's almost $627 per seqt.

Outlook is not worth that much.

What it takes to keep an enterprise 'Frankenkernel' alive

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"The goals of any kernel update are simple: [..] no changes in behaviour"

Somebody needs to brief Borkzilla on that.

Experts scoff at UK Lords' suggestion that AI could one day make battlefield decisions

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Is it technically possible ?

Of course it is. We already have movement detectors and infrared detectors. All you need is to couple one or both with a machine gun, tell it where to point and fire.

I'm pretty sure that's technically feasible.

Is it the right thing to do is altogether a different question.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Re: Faux AZERTY

Ca c'est dégoûtant !

Can we have a Béret & Baguette icon ?

Huawei claims it’s ready to ship entire 5.5G networks – whatever they are – in 2024

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Just keep saying "AI" a lot and people will love it

Spot on.

Besides, using pseudo-AI on a carrier network, to do what ? Encumber the pipes with useless stat-gathering commands and answers ?

I say useless because that stuff should not be in the pipes. I don't know how the carriers gather the data they need to ensure everything is working properly, but I'm hoping that that analysis data is kept to a minimum as is. Slap today's marketing AI on it and the data usage will likely explode, maybe even resulting in loss of performance and/or bandwidth.

Meta's Oversight Board wants a prime minister banned from Facebook and Instagram

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"quit Facebook and said he may block the service in Cambodia"

So, ragequit followed by petty revenge.

What charming qualities for a political leader.

Fujitsu admits it fluffed the fix for Japan’s flaky ID card scheme

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"avoid working with local tech giants"

Hmm. Have they contacted Crapita yet ?

Or IBM ?

Crook who stole $23m+ in YouTube song royalties gets five years behind bars

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"still has plans to remain in the music business"

But you never were in the music business. You were in the fraud business, music was just the vehicle.

And I won't be surprised to learn, in a bit more than 6 years from now, that you got caught for fraud again (music business or otherwise). Easy money is an addiction. Once you get a taste of it, that taste is acquired.

Some people might be more predisposed than others.

Forget these apps and AI, where's my flying car? Ah, here's one with an FAA license

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Re: Speed and Weight

Good point. If I were to buy one, it'd take me and my cat (yes, I'm a bit overweight).

On top of that, I wonder how high the thing goes.

No, wait. For the moment, the real question is : can it actually take off ?

Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view

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Re: an advertising free option

Yes, but the 12 bucks is not for you to not see ads, it is for Google to get the ad revenue it won't get by (pretending to) showing you ads.

It's 2023 and memory overwrite bugs are not just a thing, they're still number one

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Well, there's also the boss who's not interested in safety now, he wants something working and the peon can make it safe on unpaid overtime.

Chinese balloon that US shot down was 'crammed' with American hardware

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"tarnish US credibility"

Sorry, but Republicans are doing the top job there.

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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"lower corporate real estate prices seen at the tail end of COVID"

Interesting. So, basically, corporations sent everyone home because pandemic, then noticed that office space rent was dropping like lead weights, snapped up a bunch because some beancounter was still in the "buy low, sell high" mindset, and now they've got all this office space and the pandemic is last year's news so let's fill up the desks, shall we ?

I'm pretty sure that that is only part of the explanation. The other part is the severe peon-withdrawal that many managers are experiencing. Not being able to call one of your underlings to your office at a whim to lord over her/him and make 'em know who's boss must be an incredibly painful experience. Teams is just not adequate for that.

Maybe Meta and whimpering dog avatars could help ?

Europe's largest city council runs parallel systems to cover Oracle rollout mess

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The right question

"whether to change business processes to fit the new software or modify the software to fit business processes"

If you have to ask yourself the question, it's the wrong software.

Software is supposed to help you, not force you into an existential crisis.

And Oracle is going to be in big trouble if an ad-hoc band-aid can do better than its software.

I know who I'm rooting for . . .

UK's dream of fusion power by 2040s will need GPUs

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What a coincidence

"there just isn't enough time to build everything using a traditional iterative process of designing and then testing all the subsystems"

We've just had a striking example of what happens when you don't design then test all subsystems. I wonder what that forbodes for this ?

Now Apple takes a bite out of encryption-bypassing 'spy clause' in UK internet law

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Facepalm

So, we're back to square one again

We've already had this discussion, we've heard all the arguments, we've seen all the rebuttals.

And UK Gov is starting it all over again.

Is this insanity, or are they just suckers for punishment ?

Samsung to start mass producing 2nm silicon in 2025, first for mobile devices

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2nm

And 1.4nm to come. Alledgedly.

How large is an atom already ? Because there will be a point where we have to stop this, right ?

To think that I started in computing with the 3 µm process. Nobody even thought about TDP ! Now chips are engraved a thousand times smaller, but they still consume anywhere from 50 to 200W.

It's a miracle we can cool them down enough.

Metaverses are flopping – hard – says Gartner

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Ah but Apple's new toy is AR, not VR, and the article specifically says that AR is getting a positive vibe from the market.

California man jailed after manure-to-methane scheme revealed as bull

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"Brewer moved to Montana under a new identity"

And bam!, just like that it is now a Federal crime and the FBI gets involved.

Bad move.

Network security guy in extradition tug of war between US and Russia

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"social networking service Formspring"

Never heard of it. So I go looking.

It says here that "Formspring was an anonymous Q&A forum. [..] It allowed people to anonymously ask questions and send messages to other users without having to sign up."

The article states Kislitsin is accused of : "stealing usernames, email addresses, and passwords". How is that possible if users didn't need to sign up ?

Or is it that users had to give a username and email when they posted, being able to change anytime they wanted ? That's just like signing up, then.

I don't get it.

Microsoft, OpenAI sued for $3B after allegedly trampling privacy with ChatGPT

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Making good points, but

When I see they filed for $3 billion in damages, it tells me that they've found an excuse to hit the jackpot.

I'll be very interested in learning what proof they have for the judge, because their complaint is quite technical. They're going to have to prove those points, and I wonder if they have the means to do so.

Guess who's quietly bankrolling a legal fight against Montana's TikTok ban. Why yes, it's TikTok

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"claims it broke its promises over the location of US data"

That's interesting. So I understand that some people are complaining that data concerning US citizens is not held in the US.

But it doesn't bother any US citizen that data concerning European citizens is not held in Europe.

Funny, that.

Miscreants leak texts and info siphoned by Android stalkerware app LetMeSpy

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"a tool for parental and employee control"

Parental control ?

If you're a parent and you use this "tool", you fail at parenting.

Think of our cafes and dry cleaners, says Ohio as budget slashes WFH for govt workers

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Re: I... don't think so

Agreed.

Besides, how can they say such bollocks when we were locked in during Covid and the work continued just as well ?

Hello ? We were there, we know.

The only difference here is that it is state government. I do acknowledge that WFH is not going to take care of citizens showing up at Reception for an administrative problem. For that you obviously need a meatbag (or more) at the desk. But I doubt that there are that many government workers who are in direct contact with citizens. Those who are not can very likely be dispensed from going to the office.

Yeah, the bigwigs are having an existential crises, we get it. They don't see their peons any more, poor things.

You may have heard about AI defeating voice authentication. This research kinda proves it

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"need to have access to their target's voice"

With all the audio data available from all sorts of sources on the Internet, that doesn't seem to be much of a barrier if you're seeking to spoof the voice of anyone who is known. Celebrities, politicians, major CEOs, all of them have their voice on publicly-available sources somewhere.

Now, if you're targetting someone for specific reasons that is not a social media aficionado, it makes things a lot more complicated, especially if you do not know the person socially. You're going to have to find a way to meet the person, get the person talking and put your mobile phone down to record the conversation. That will mean cleaning up the recording afterwards, which is never an easy task.

So, the basic question really is just how well recorded does the target's voice need to be ? Will a few dozen seconds in the street suffice, or do you need a few minutes of sound booth recording ?

Five billion phones are dead in drawers – carriers want to mine them

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If they were serious about recoving all those resources, the solution is obvious : offer money for the unused phones.

But yeah, that costs money.

Microsoft's Activision fight with FTC turned up a Blizzard of docs: Here's your summary

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"The EU competition authorities said they would allow the deal, subject to certain guarantees"

The only guarantee they have is that Borkzilla will, in the end, do whatever it damn well pleases and it will see them in Court if they have the gall to disagree.

Also, some Borkzillasuit declares no idea for mobile gaming and the decision is to buy Activision ? Does Activision have an extensive mobile gale catalogue ?

How about making games for mobiles ? Is that not an idea ?

Oh, right, that's work. You're not too good at that.

Canada plans brain drain of H-1B visa holders, with no-job, no-worries work permits

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Re: if enough of them had spoken up

Sorry but I have to disagree with that statement.

It's easy to blame them for not speaking up but you acknowledge that they can disappear, yet you do not seem to take that into account.

So what would you do if you knew that voicing your discontent in the morning could very well have you shipped to a camp in Siberia in the afternoon (or worse) ?

Oh, and just a reminder : torture is still very much a thing in Russian prisons.

If you want a big brain, make a habit out of daytime naps

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Re: Doesn't work

Set your smartphone alarm for five minutes and close your eyes.

Except you need to to get up when it rings, not just shut it off and stay there.

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Correction : Isn’t Bootnotes the Internet exactly the place for idle speculation and complete bollocks?

FTFY

'Joan Is Awful' Black Mirror episode rebounds on Netflix

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Stop

"it is so easy to forget that terms and conditions are, in fact, a contract"

No, they are not.

A contract is a legally-binding accord by which two parties agree to a set of clauses that, in theory, should provide some sort of benefit to both. The importance of the words "legally-binding" is that one of the two parties cannot modify the terms of the contract without the other party's consent.

Ts&Cs throw that last bit out the window. When you agree to the Ts&Cs, you have no right to modify them, nor do you have any right to refuse that the website, sole proprietor and manager of their content, modifies them as it suits the website.

Ergo, Ts&Cs are most certainly not a contract. We need to find a better, more suitable qualifier. An extortion, parhaps ?

Way out in deep space, astronomers spot precursor of carbon based life

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Hey, they've got meth, what's the risk ?

Alphabet, Bharti Airtel to bridge India's digital divide with frickin' laser beams

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"the notoriously foggy San Francisco Bay area"

Fog. Millions upon millions of tiny droplets of water floating in the air.

Does that mean that heavy rain can also potentially cut, or severely diminish, performance of the laser beam ? Because if so, then any place that has a monsoon season is going to need a backup plan, as in a fiber link.