* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Boffins harnessed the brain power of mice to build AI models that can't be fooled

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"they were “head-fixed” and put on a treadmill"

So, Clockwork Orange-style methods are being used to train "AI".

That could never backfire on us, right ?

High Court dismisses nameless Google Right To Be Forgotten sueball man... yes, again

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It seems that ABC is well aware of the Streisand effect

On one hand, I understand that he wants to keep this under the radar. He wants to get rid of the page and doesn't want anyone to know who he is and what page he wants to kill.

On the other hand, it is kind of obvious that, if you don't tell the judges who you are and what you want deleted, it will be kind of hard for the judges to decide whether or not the request is justified.

So ABC really is in a corner of his own painting.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Oh do go ahead and nationalize BT

Given the competence of UK Government in managing IT projects, it will be dream job to nationalize and properly manage a country-wide phone/data network, along with the international connections that go with it. Oh yeah, sure. And that will not at all allow you to implement half-backed Age Verification schemes without asking anyone's opinion, no, no, of course not. Nor will that allow you to "filter" certain sites without having to mention it to anyone either, right ?

Free broadband for everyone ? I give it six months before nobody has anything better than 3G anywhere.

There's not enough popcorn for that shitfest.

20% of UK businesses would rather axe their contractors than deal with IR35 – survey

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Re: Work load isn't constant

Indeed it is not. But if you have an office full of a dozen consultants that are there every working day of the month for a "project" that is planned over two years (a scenario I have seen repeatedly where Sharepoint is concerned), then I think you're going about the hiring process in the wrong way.

In France or Luxembourg, I would publish a time-limited contract for one year, renewable twice, and advertise the job to be done. That is perfectly legal and, when the project ends after it is finished in the allotted time (yeah, I'm dreaming, but humor me), the participants go away and leave copious documentation for those in charge of maintaining the beast (again, humor me).

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Re: willing to pay them enough

There is apparently this thing that business has with the size of the salary line in the budget sheet - they like to have that minimized, for some unfathomable reason. So they don't hire, but take on consultants because those guys go under operating costs, or some other bull like that.

I will never understand the reasoning behind that. I would prefer having the talent in the company, ensuring that, when things go wrong, I have the people who know how things work on-site and ready to intervene, and that in the long term.

I'm obviously not modern CEO material

Like a BAT outta hell, Brave browser hits 1.0 with crypto-coin rewards for your fave websites

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I've tried it as well

On my mobile phone and my desktop.

On the phone, I absolutely love it. Chrome can go take a hike. Pages load almost instantly, and I no longer see the clutter around and in between what it is I actually came to read.

On the desktop, I curiously continue using Firefox, although I am telling everyone else to use Brave. My wife adopted it immediately, because of all the hassle ads are on the shopping sites she goes to. Isn't that ironic ? Ads on a shopping site. You'd think they'd be more interested in providing a clean experience to make a user happy and get more repeat visits, therefor selling more. Oh well.

Icahn smell money! Corporate raider grabs $1.2bn of HP stock to push for Xerox merger

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The man is certainly financially competent

Where his own finances are concerned, that is. Everything I have read about him tells me he is also a major pain in the behind.

So Icahn is behind this merger. Well now things are taking shape : Icahn wants it because he thinks he will be able to benefit from it. The number of layoffs that this merger would generate is none of his concern. So he will push and maneuver, then bother everyone to hell, then rant and rave until he gets what he wants.

I almost feel sorry for the boards of HP and Xerox. Almost.

Magic Leap rattles money tin, assigns patents to a megabank, sues another ex-staffer... But fear not, all's fine

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It really is interesting

I find it fascinating to see how some people can create a dedicated team around an idea, raise serious money, and yet fail to bring the awesome idea into existence. Oh sure, Magic Leap has a belt thingy and a goggle thingy, but it utterly failed to make it interesting, and certainly not as interesting as the hype machine it pushed on everyone.

Kind of like the Segway, with the exception that the Segway cannot be faulted for what it does, simply for what we were brought to think it would do. Hype can be a dangerous thing.

Now Magic Leap is gasping for breath, and if I were a VC, I would really be thinking very hard why give money to a company that ate through over $2bn and has a dud to show for it.

JP Morgan is going to get ownership of the patents. What on Earth are they going to do with that ? License to Nreal I guess, and rake in the other license fees that already exist. I wonder what is going to come out of those patents, since what exists now doesn't exactly rock the world.

UK Info Commish quietly urged court to swat away 100k Morrisons data breach sueball

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"effectively dismissing the Information Commissioner's letter"

Good to see that some people are taking care to get all the information before making a decision.

Elizabeth Denham should resign. Her job is not to protect companies and, unlike Ajit Pai, she is not working in the US. She should be ashamed of having expressed her authority in a matter where she had not seen all of the available information.

For an Information Commissioner, she acted in a singularly uninformed manner.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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There's mostly no medical substance that can solve it.

Gavin Patterson's gravy train keeps on rolling as former BT boss tossed two more sinecures

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Isn't it good to be at the top ?

Chairman here, advisor there, life is good isn't it ?

To think that I can only be a lowly programmer all day long. I clearly wasn't born with the right connections.

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A train of thought ? Don't flatter him. Thinking is clearly not his strong point.

Vodafone takes €1.9bn punch to wallet thanks to India's decision on airwave licence fees

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"an onerous tax regime"

Looks like Vodaphone didn't pay the bribes fund enough lobbying to get a favorable decision in India.

150 infosec bods now know who they're up against thanks to BT Security cc/bcc snafu

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Re: Everyone has done this at least once

No, I haven't. Ever. The fact that I don't use Outlook might have helped, from the look of things, but first and foremost I actually pay attention when I reply to or write an email.

There's also the fact that never use Reply To All - my ego is not of sufficient size to believe that everyone is interested in my response.

Maybe, some time in the future after my brain aneurysm I might, but up to now my record is spotless on that account.

Gas-guzzling Americans continue to shun electric vehicles as sales fail to bother US car market

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I do believe that the Tesla is actually better suited to European travel distances. Here in 30km, you can actually reach another major city. In the US, you've barely exited the suburbs of the city you're in.

I see a few Teslas going to and from work. Not saying they're popular, but there are quite a few around.

Boeing comes clean on parachute borkage as the ISS crew is set to shrink

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"That beast was, of course, hugely expensive and entirely unsustainable in its final form"

Yeah, but it was also fucking awesome and it could lift 140 metric tons into orbit.

Today's best lifter would apparently be the Falcon Heavy with up to 50 tons (taking into account only those rockets that have actually lifted something into orbit).

There are a number of rockets promising to approach the venerable Saturn V's record, but none of them exist anywhere except on paper yet, so we'll just have to wait and see.

DXC's new boss has quite the cleanup ahead after frankenfirm exits Q2 nursing $2bn loss

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I wish him luck, for the employees' sake

"Our people need to be clear about their career path at DXC"

Oh, the path was quite clear before : the exit was right there. It's going to be one hell of a job to regain employee trust and demonstrate that management has indeed changed, if that is the case. Still, at least the are words about employee retention, that's a first change.

If this Salvino guy does turn DXC around, in mentality and not just profits, then I might well consider myself impressed.

Because he's starting pretty far down, one must admit.

Despite Windows BlueKeep exploitation freak-out, no one stepped on the gas with patching, say experts

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As usual it's the effin' CEO himself that is the problem.

IT truly is a domain where a little knowledge is worse than no knowledge at all.

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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Yeah, why can't The Reg have a simple Contact form ? It's not all that difficult (done it myself).

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Re: Can I get you to do Morrisons as well?

That is likely the responsible answer. If the user is legitimate, then it is indeed up to the user to correct any profile mistakes.

Unfortunately, that means that you are subject to the whims of a nitwit that couldn't enter his own phone number properly.

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is: Nobody can decrypt the Dharma ransomware

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Re: Rakhni Decryptor is designed to decrypt files encrypted by Dharma Ransom.

Well, they do specify that the tool was made by Kaspersky Labs.

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It's not just the bogus wording

1) Their website is not good. They claim to have international clients, and only show three logos, none of which point to a testimonial from the website of the company in question. Oh, and they use the same guy on the two pics that show people - looks like they don't have all that many techs available.

2) They brag, that's not professional.

3) They tout a 100% success rate in "decrypting, analyzing and preventing ransomware attacks", which is simply ludicrously impossible.

4) Their testimonials are badly written, with the same kinds of mistakes across several "different" entries.

I look at that website and the wording itself screams "scam!" at me.

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Wasn't Travolta, it was Wolverine - but without the bushy sideburns.

That said, Swordfish was great entertainment.

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Don't be ridiculous

The amount of data collected by Facebook is several orders of magnitude greater than Uber gets.

Facebook has 15 datacenters and has spent a billion dollars on the technology. You don't make that many without the data that they need to store.

Uber, on the other hand, has not built any datacenters, and spends less than $250 million annually on hosted equipment.

It is therefor obvious that Facebook is getting more data than Uber.

Without any apparent irony, Google marks Chrome's 'small' role in web ecosystem

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How delightful

Is it any surprise that a Google-hosted event to talk about how great Google is has people mouthing nice words about privacy while defending ads and the data collection it implies ?

Of course not. Obviously engineers are trotted out to reassure people : look how reasonable we are ! We know privacy matters !

You mouth the words, but you're working for the biggest ad giant on the planet. You fool no one.

Google brings its secret health data stockpiling systems to the US

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Yup, you nailed that : people are rubbish at proper document handling and storage. Oh sure, there' the odd exception - like my wife actually, but generally speaking papers are to be stuffed in a closet and forgotten, or judged useless and thrown out. Medical records ? Why would I keep a five-year old bill from my local pharmacist ?

Medical documents are much better in the hands of medical professionals. That does not include Google, even if they hire a "Chief Medical Officer". Is that person even a doctor ? Well I'll be damned, she is. And the head of Google Health is as well. I hope that's a good sign, but that still doesn't make Google a medical company.

Microsoft embraces California data privacy law – don't expect Google to follow suit

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"our commitment to provide robust protection for every individual"

That dates way back to the apparition of GDPR, yeah. Oh, and the jury is still out on whether or not Office 365 is GDPR-compliant, might want to clear that up.

Oh well, at least Microsoft is paying lip service to the notion of privacy. We'll just have to wait for the inevitable cock-up to find out how much it is fooling around behind our backs.

SpaceX flings another 60 Starlink satellites into orbit in firm's heaviest payload to date

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Agreed, but the alternative is another government-funded space program and, to do so, more taxes because NASA is already rolling on three wheels instead of the six it would need to actually get things done.

So, the future of space is Capitalism, and that means profit. I don't like it either, but that's where we're going.

'That roar is terrific... look at that rocket go!' It's been 52 years since first Saturn V left the pad

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Excellent response. I was going to link to a video on a YouTube channel (Curious Droid) that talks about just that problem and outlines everything you have said, but I do not have the access to do so where I currently am.

You can look at the channel and find it though, so if you're interested . . .

Double downtime: Azure DevOps, Google cloud users put the kettle on

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In time, I'm sure Cloud will be great

Right now we're still learning the ropes. I am convinced that Cloud is complicated, and DevOps, go fast and break things, and all the new thingamabobs they keep adding to remain "competitive" are certainly not helping in the stability and availability sides of the operation.

In twenty or so years, when the long-toothed DevOps guys have actually gained the wisdom of experience, I'm sure Cloud progress will be at a much more sedated pace, and availability will be up there with the famous Five Nines.

But first, we're going to have to live through the breakneck (and neck-breaking) pace of those young whippersnappers who have to invent everything Right Damn Now and get it into production yesterday.

I'll keep my data on my own network during that time, thank you very much.

Hyphens of mass destruction: When a clumsy finger meant the end for hundreds of jobs

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Re: AS400 issues

More importantly, the improved procedures and color-coding of sessions likely ensured that confusing what they were working on would have much less a chance of happening, thus protecting critical data from untold horrors in the future.

Sure, we made your Wi-Fi routers phone home with telemetry, says Ubiquiti. What of it?

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Re: Ubuntu, Redhat

Only if you enable it, which is just like Firefox asking you if you want to participate.

In other words, do not confuse the Linux world with Windows or IoT shite. They're not the same . . . yet.

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Re: at least they admit it

Yeah, just like a guy getting caught running a red light admits it to the cops who caught him red-handed.

Sorry bud, but admitting it in this case is not getting them any brownie points. It would have been simple to include a question at install time, collecting performance data is not something new and a lot of programs and other things offer to participate, so why did they think they were above that ?

They're not, and they deserve the fallout.

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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"no requirement of 'registration' for deactivated firearms"

Right, so people are automatically going to volunteer the information that they had a deactivated firearm. Sure. That will in no way bring attention to them, there will be absolutely no investigation launched into people who "notify" several weapon transfers, and nothing bad will ever come to the people involved.

Come on, you don't require registration of such weapons, why do you suddenly need notification of change of ownership ? That is equivalent to saying that someone else now has it, which is the same as a registration in that person's name.

Might as well impose ID cards.

What do you get when you allegedly mix Wireshark, a gumshoe child molester, and a court PC? A judge facing hacking charges

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She did not suspect the IT department, she suspected a District Attorny.

So yeah, she should have gone through the IT department.

Looks like we have a judge who has been watching too many police shows on TV.

Surveillance kit slinger accused of slapping 'Made in America' on Chinese gear, selling it to the US government

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"some of the allegedly dodgy gear contained known security vulnerabilities"

Ha ha ha ha ha haa !

"some"

Pfft!

HA HA HA Ha Ha Haaa !

Google throws new version of Dart at the desktop, will be hoping it sticks with app devs

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Always bet on Javascript

Oh, but I always do. I always bet that there will be some JS somewhere that is just waiting to pounce on my machine and screw it up.

That is why I use NoScript.

ZTE Nubia Z20: It's £499. It's a great phone. Buy it. Or don't. We don't care

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If you can replace your laptop with a phone, you're not doing much with either.

One day, maybe, when we have finally discovered how to make room-temperature superconductors that will allow us to push processors past 4GHz, we might get computing platforms with the power of a mainframe and the size of a phone, but there is no phone today that can match an i7-powered laptop with 16GB of RAM and a 500GB SSD.

Not one.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Probably, but I wouldn't mind a plated coat :)

I' have to remember to not take it aboard though . . .

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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"We have photos"

Brilliant !

California’s Attorney General joins the long list of people who have had it with Facebook

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That is an interesting article, but I didn't read anything in there that contradicts what I said. Facebook is not going to be investigated under the first reason of statutory alignment with social security or state unemployment schemes. Neither is Facebook being investigated for fraud, and Facebook is really, really far from being bankrupt.

As I said, Facebook management is practically immune from legal reprisals.

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Re: How do they get away with not complying with legal orders

Because Facebook is an enormous corporation that gives a lot of lobbying money and campaign fund support, so it will not be treated like you or me, simple citizens.

Then there's the fact that Facebook has it's own army of lawyers who would fight an incarceration tooth and nail, and probably without much trouble.

Finally, there's the fact that jailing company executives for doing the company's bidding is simply not in the law. You fine the company after a lengthy lawsuit, but the people in it are all but immune unless they commit a real crime (ie killing someone, insider trading or such, that cannot be excused by the company).

So what is needed is a change in the law, making executives personally responsible for the behavior of the company - and that is whole other ball game.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Ah, finally a happy ending.

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You can, but it is a tedious process of clicking the Properties and fiddling in the tabs.

And it took from Windows 3.11 to Windows 7 for Microsoft to understand that such functionality was necessary.

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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Interesting problem

How is it possible for a computer to allocate a room that is already occupied ? It should indeed be a computer problem because I very much doubt that there is any booking system where the clerk can override room status on an occupied room - that way lies madness.

So there clearly is a bug in the system, but what on Earth could it be ? The database is corrupt ? The system got hacked and nobody's noticed yet ?

Anyone got any ideas ?

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How considerate of him.

We're almost into the third decade of the 21st century and we're still grading security bugs out of 10 like kids. Why?

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The task sounds enormous

So, two low-scoring vulns could be combined into one big problem. Sure, theoretically, but how do you evaluate just how many low-scoring things can be combined and in what way, before you can rate all of them properly ?

Security is always in hindsight. We know to look out for privilege escalation issues because some hacker one day taught us that it worked. We have a body of knowledge today that is certainly impressive, and it will be one hell of a task to knit all that knowledge together to create a proper rating system, but there is no such thing as automating the risk evaluation - it has to be analyzed by a human. Humans don't know everything, and are rather bad at taking into account hundreds of parameters at once.

It is obvious the CVSS is not very valuable, but crafting a good replacement is going to be a massive headache. And yet, it should definitely be done. Good luck with that, then.

Intel insists Xeon vs Epyc benchmark fight was fair, amends speed test claims anyway

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"Intel [..] would not intentionally mislead,"

Funny you should say that, given how many times you've already been nailed to the post for misleading reporting on performance. So either you employ incompetent people to draw up your reports, or you don't do enough reviewing before publishing, or . . you're marketing efforts are a bit too zealous (yeah, let's put it that way).

This kind of behavior is quite common in the industry, just look at the continual skirmishing between NVidia and AMD on the graphics side of things. AMD is always being forced to defend the performance of its processors in all domains, because AMD is a worthy contender and we need AMD to keep everyone else in line.

IT is the one domain where the numbers should not lie. Thanks to AMD for their continual efforts to keep it that way.

NPM today stands for Now Pay Me: JavaScript packaging biz debuts conduit for funding open-source coders

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Re: getting hacked to change the funding link to one not controlled by the authors

Yup, when I read the words "all you need to do is set up a funding URL" I immediately thought "and all the hackers have to do is hijack that".

I totally agree on the principle, but JavaScript being the most hijacked thing in the IT world, I can't see how that will not attract all kinds of scum.

Still, at least they are trying something.