* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Capita lights One Revenues and Benefits bug bonfire: ALL reports older than 12 months to be ignored

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"we are saying they will not be fixed"

To which the proper response should be : we're not saying you're wrong, we're saying you will not be paid until they are fixed.

Why does nobody have the balls to do that ? Because nobody's going to do that.

LightAnchors array: LEDs in routers, power strips, and more, can sneakily ship data to this smartphone app

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Re: Yes, but for what?

For blinking ads at us on our phones, of course.

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Re: That can't convey any useful info.

It conveys the position in the transmission. If the phone captures the end bits, it knows to wait for the next transmission.

It's important because the phone cannot connect to the LED to ask it for its data.

Scientists use machine-learning algorithms to map out 10 billion cells from human bodies in fight against cancer

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In any case, this is a Good Thing (TM)

I'm glad to hear that statistical analysis machines are being put to uses other than comparing my face to a terrorist database.

And who knows, this might help with the fight against cancer, or even more stuff.

Go science !

Google Chrome will check for leaked credentials every time you sign in anywhere

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"you have to sign into Chrome"

Yup, well that's that, then.

Not gonna happen, ever. Google has enough data on me as it is without me handing it over on a silver platter.

Microsoft's Teams goes to bat for the other team with preview on Linux

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"There is no escape from collaboration"

Unless you're name is Wunderlist.

Huawei 5G kit in Faroe Islands: Chinese ambassador 'linked Huawei contract to ... trade deal' – report

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Actually, it's a situation in the same vein as an episode of Yes Minister, except that in that episode they managed to have the interview suppressed.

So I consider myself vindicated when I said that Yes Minister was a documentary.

Boffins find proof that yes, Carl Sagan and Joni Mitchell were right, we really are all made up of star stuff

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Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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"[Palladium] is easily destroyed by heat"

What kind of heat are we talking about, the heat at the center of a red giant where palladium is formed ?

Because what palladium we have mined and refined around here has been smelted, if I'm not mistaken, so it can easily hold up under several hundred degrees of heat at least.

If palladium can be destroyed by the heat of where it is created, how can there be any that exist out here ?

I'm confused now.

Bad news: KeyWe Smart Lock is easily bypassed and can't be fixed

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As usual, "smart" is anything but

Ok, fine, you'd need to know how to use Wireshark, which is probably not on the list of abilities of every thief in the area, but still, this is just one more thing to add to the ever-growing list of things IoT has promised and not kept in Real Life (TM).

A bog-standard lock may not be the right solution to protect a front door, but a good, 5-point security lock is.

And you don't need to worry about the state of the batteries.

With a warehouse of unsold AR goggles, Magic Leap has a brainwave… let’s rebadge ‘em and sell to business!

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Good article

And good blog reference as well. I will refer people to this article in the future when asked my opinion about current VR technology.

ICANN demands transparency from others over .org deal. As for itself… well, not so much

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Well done

That is an impressive list of the things that are going wrong in this particular instance.

It is also a damning indictment of ICANN's attitude towards respecting its own rules. Transparency is a cornerstone of ICANN ? Really ? It may have been at one point, but if it's still there it's buried under a mountain of hypocrisy.

ICANN, bah !

And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy

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The lesson here

Never mess with history buffs unless you like getting spanked. Hard.

Don't pay off Ryuk ransomware, warn infoseccers: Its creators borked the decryptor

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"be sure to back up the encrypted data first"

How about backing up the regular data regularly ? You know, with a normal backup schedule - one per day, one per week, one per month, one per year ?

Like any serious company should do ?

Microsoft plays 'Spot the Azure VM that can disappear any time'

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But it's on Azure, so it's better.

Co-op Bank online and mobile banking goes TITSUP*

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Nothing is perfect, but you're not going to say that the UK hasn't had a bumper crop of outages this year.

And yet they still have their customers. That boggles the mind.

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Wow, you managed to find one article. Congratulations.

Now pit that against the dozens of articles on El Reg about UK banks and tell me who is more reliable.

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The UK really is a marvellous country

It's the only country in the world where there is on average an online banking snafu every quarter and yet the inhabitants just continue using those same banks.

I've never heard of the BNP, the Credit Mutuel or the Sogenal having problems with their online banking for years. Does UK banking IT use less reliable hardware, or are UK banking IT managers just not up to the task ?

The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die

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"Just in time for Microsoft's next attempt at a mobile phone"

Which I will copiously ignore, since Microsoft has a proven track record of bungling everything it does aside from Office, and letting everything else go to rot.

Honestly, why anyone buys into the Microsoft "ecosphere" is beyond me. Nothing lasts outside of Office, which is now being jacked into the Cloud by every conceivable orifice.

No thanks.

Oh noes! Half the NHS runs on Windows 7! Thankfully, here's Citrix with a virty vaccine

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Re: Same old reason

Not to mention that running on Windows 1 0 requires you to accept that some update at some point in the future is going to completely bork you entire system base, and you'll have to wait for Microsoft to get its finger out and fix it - if that is possible.

It really is high time Linux comes to the desktop.

Kiwi tax probe squeezed $25m out of Microsoft – now it's Oracle's turn

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Not a problem for Oracle, really

All it has to do is file a suit claiming that the Inland Revenue Department does not have the right to impose tax law.

Right ?

Ad network ransomware crook to flog £5k Rolex after court confiscates £270k in ill-gotten gains

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That is actually a legitimate question

Ericsson throws $1bn at US authorities to make bribery probe go away

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Re: Ah I love the fact

So right. What ? You accuse us of bribery ? Here, take a billion and leave us alone, deal ? Cool.

Apple tipped to go full wireless by 2021, and you're all still grumbling about a headphone jack

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Re: yawning now

This is the Internet. If you're not interested, you don't have to read, you can go to another page, or another site.

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Re: Au revoir Pomme

I can't wait to retire and chuck out the effing "smartphone" I have to get an incredibly stupid dumb phone.

I miss the days when a mobile phone would last a week on standby.

SIEMs like a stretch: Elastic searches for cash from IT pros with security budgets

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"If you think about it,"

If you think about IT security, it is a minefield of ever-changing threats and issues that are a nightmare to manage and impossible to forecast.

I guess that means job security and continuous revenues.

Managing the Linux kernel at AWS: 'A large team of security experts' dealing with fallout from Spectre, Meltdown flaws

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Schlaeger is doing the right thing

He his helping the community get the solutions to a very complex problem. Sure, he's doing it because he would prefer not to have to redo the changes for each kernel update, but still, he's trying to help everyone. That is a Good Thing (TM).

The fact remains that hyperthreading is more than 30% of your CPU performance. That's 30% I absolutely cannot do without.

Xerox woos HP stock owners with talk of layoffs, selloffs and cash payouts post merger

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Re: Savings

Xerox promises all of this for after the merger :

"On the $2bn of "synergy savings" promised, Xerox said it will consolidate from 8,000 to 3,000 suppliers to cut costs; slash its own IT bill to 1 per cent of revenue from 4 per cent; simplify stock keeping units and beef up inventory management, as well as rationalise (ie sell off) real estate in 555 locations to cut property owning down to just 261 sites."

Why wait ? Go ahead and do all that stuff, it will help you survive a little bit longer.

Amazon: Trump photon-torpedoed our $10bn JEDI dream because he hates CEO Jeff Bezos

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Just a minute there

"President Trump [..] puts the very integrity of the government [..] in question"

There, FTFY.

We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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"all died within a week"

So they brought into the world a few monstrous creations only for the poor things to suffer uselessly for an entire week before departing to a better place.

It is cruel what we do in the name of Science.

In tribute to Galaxy Note 7, BBC iPlayer support goes up in flames for some Samsung TVs

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Once again, you paid for something but now someone else decides for you

All this "smart" and "connected" hoopla is cesspool of failure waiting to happen and, when (not if) it does, invariably it's the consumer that is left high and dry.

I am boycotting anything with "smart" in the name. I intend to be able to use my stuff for the long run.

Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole

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The Age of the Customer is over

We are now in the Age of the Company, which decides what the customer wants and monetizes the customer's private details for maximum revenue.

It is insane to kill off an app that people actually like using. Of course, from Microsoft's point of view, it's obviously insane to keep updating an app that can - gasp - actually work with non-Microsoft platforms.

Get with the program, Microsoft. The future is about Cloud, not platform.

Gee, S/4HANA. Just what I always wanted: Customers are wary of what's in SAP's sack

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It really is impressive

I find it astounding that companies are willing to write off decades of SAP ERP investment to start over just so that they can make calculations in columns. I mean, they've been managing so far, what's the problem ?

Honestly, if my company was big enough to need SAP and I had a working system, I'd hate to budget for an entirely new system just because of a new calculation method. I know IT is all about redoing stuff, but this is pushing things a bit far.

I hope there's some other advantage that justifies spending all that money all over again.

Homeland Security backs off on scanning US citizens, Amazon ups AI ante, and more

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"extending the process to include American citizens was too risky"

But treating every tourist like a potential terrorist isn't ?

And why do they decide to do that when they just ask the NSA to warn them ? Come on, people, a bit of inter-agency cooperation isn't that hard, now is it ?

WebAssembly gets nod from W3C and, most likely, an embrace from cryptojackers online

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Starve.

It's only the Internet, you can live without it.

OpenBSD bugs, Microsoft's bad update, a new Nork hacking crew, and more

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"the reason why some companies are behind on their patching"

There's a twofold reason for that : one is that companies, contrary to Microsoft, like it when their databases are accessible 24/7, thus any change is viewed with suspicion because, yes, Microsoft and others have a track record of patches breaking things. The other reason is that there aren't all that many companies that have a dev environment that mirrors the production environment exactly, thus patching the dev environment and testing is not always representative what will happen when the production environment is patched - meaning more suspicion and delays.

Because Microsoft still hasn't understood that patching your production database and then not being able to use it is something companies don't like. At all. And I just can't understand how Microsoft can write code that breaks its own effing tools. It's not like Microsoft doesn't have the ability to actually test its own stuff, but here we all are.

Apple: Mysterious iPhone 11 location pings were because of 'ultra-wideband compliance'

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"We do not see any actual security implications,"

Well what if a security researcher does ?

Personally, if I have not activated location services, I expect my phone to not activate them on its own.

I am sick and tired of devices that do their own thing independently of what I actually told them to do.

Another reason for me not to buy Apple - not that I'm lacking any.

Listen up you bunch of bankers. Here are some pointers for less crap IT

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"a range of severe but plausible disruption scenarios"

Like, upgrading the software in a single stroke without using a staged deployment scheme ?

Is that one of the scenarios ?

Oil be damned: Iran-based crooks flinging malware at Middle Eastern energy plants again – research

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If everyone was doing this all the time, we'd all be having trouble filling up our cars, don't you think ?

Icahn and I will force a Xerox and HP wedding: Corporate raider urges HP shareholders to tell board to act 'NOW'

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I feel vindicated

Things are proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

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Re: they can get funding based on their future worth

So that's why the capitalist system is breaking down. Too much stock put into virtual reality, not enough put into actual reality.

Somebody needs to put a brake on the madness.

Windows 10 Insiders: Begone, foul Store version of Notepad!

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Notepad++ complicated ?

I have no idea where you get that from.

Open text file, edit text file, save. Nothing complex there. Oh, there are menu options, but it's like Word, you can ignore them if you just want to edit text.

Staffer representation on our board? LMAO! Good one, cackles Microsoft

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Indeed

We've lost enough values as it is. Good to see someone is holding on to the ones that work.

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Never going to happen.

First of all, in companies the size of Microsoft, there's always something happening that should not be known to the workforce before the appropriate time - decided by the board.

Second, there are some things that need to be kept secret. Having an employee representative is a world of possible leaks waiting to happen.

Third, do you really think these kind of people are going to want to shoulder it with a representative of the peons ? They're above that, and that's where they want to stay.

Onestream slammed for 'slamming' vulnerable and elderly folk: That's £35k to Ofcom, please

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"ensuring there can be no repetition of the mistakes that were made."

Sorry, but there was no mistake there. This was a calculated and programmed operation with a specific target market, and the people responsible for putting this in place should definitely go to jail.

And the CEO should be first in line, because that's where the buck stops.

Our society is not going get better any time soon if we can't teach the right lesson to the criminals in white collars.

How to fool infosec wonks into pinning a cyber attack on China, Russia, Iran, whomever

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Um, confusing El Reg and the NSA is quite a leap to make. I'm not following you there.

With El Reg, the headlines are to grab your attention. With the NSA, the headlines are to make you go home and lock yourself in.

Feds slap $5m bounty on 'Evil Corp' Russian duo accused of running ZeuS, Dridex banking trojans

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What was that ?

"Because many of the victims are small and medium enterprises, their accounts typically don't have the same legal protections afforded to consumer accounts."

What kind of schizophrenic country allows for different levels of legal protection following what entity it is that opens a bank account ? A bank account is a bank account, whether it is held by a corporation, a person or an illegal alien from Mars.

And how ironic that corporations who can potentially lobby to have laws written in their favor have less legal banking protection than voters whose votes don't count.

Reasons to be fearful 2020: Smishing, public Wi-Fi, deepfakes... and all the usual suspects

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Hold on a minute there

"The company recommended people take the same precautions with text messages from unknown mobile numbers as they would with emails from unknown sources"

People apparently blindly accept email from unknown sources, clicking the links and forwarding as requested ; telling them to do the same with SMSs is not really a good idea.

Huawei with your rural subsidies ban: Chinese comms bogeyman fires sueball at US regulator

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"Everybody I've spoken to is not going to go forward"

And Mexico is going to pay for the wall, and China will pay the tariffs.

Yeah, we know you, Donald. You live in a curious little world that will soon no longer affect us.