* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Rookie's code couldn't have been so terrible that it made a supermarket spontaneously combust... right?

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"almost an hour into the grilling"

So, if I understand correcty, they missed Step 1 in the exploration handbook : call the store and get someone to check on the server.

Had they done that, they would have noticed that they couldn't reach the store. That might have set them on a path that did not include trying to harass the junior coder for nothing.

Singapore reveals open-source blockchain COVID-test result tracker, eyes uses as vaccine passport app

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"the technology is secure, private and tamper-proof"

Sure. We'll see how long that lasts.

Mine's the one with the tamper-proof brick in the pocket.

Palantir and UK policy: Public health, public IT, and – say it with me – open public contracts

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Re: Nope, COVID-19 is not a catch-all excuse for backdoor deals

As has amply been demonstrated by the Trump presidency, what counts is not the law, it's the people who are in position of power.

What we need is something that can evaluate a candidate's ability to hold a political position. Once elected, said candidate would go through the evaluation process. If successful, the candidate could take the job. If not, find someone else to vote for. Voting is better than nothing, but it is obviously not good enough.

Of course, the evaluation process would have to be mandatory and unavoidable - which means I'm talking science fiction.

Apple, forced to rate product repair potential in France, gives itself modest marks

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Apple TouchID sensor : made in China.

By the bucketload.

There is no reason to not be able to replace it.

Huawei to Hell: Embattled Chinese comms giant said to be revving up for a move into the electric vehicle market

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Why should EVs necessarily be autonomous ?

Can't we just get electrical vehicles first ? Do we absolutely have to have to have them autonomous before we get them ?

Let's go step by step, shall we ? Give us reliable, comfortable electric vehicles that do not pollute and have batteries that are long-lasting and durable. I think that's a pretty good bar to start with already.

Once we have that nailed down, it will be time enough to get to the autonomous part.

Zuck chucks Myanmar military out of Facebook and Instagram

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Woah there

"Facebook has of late increasingly shown a willingness to participate in political processes, taking a more aggressive stance on fake news during US elections, deleting President Trump's accounts . . . "

Hang on a minute, you're making it sound like Facebook took risks and made real efforts.

That is not true. El Zuck did nothing about fake news until the November election was almost about to take place. He banned Trump, yes, but only after Trump unleashed mayhem on the Capitol - far too late. And it took quite a while and a public outcry before anything was done about the Rohingya Muslim hate messages.

Don't try to sugarcoat Facebook's actions - they are almost always too late to matter.

We need a 20MW 20,000-GPU-strong machine-learning supercomputer to build EU's planned digital twin of Earth

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I disagree. This is Science. It needs to be justifiable at all levels.

If the only justification you have is "it's the AI wot said so", you have no justification.

The bank of Bitcoin: MicroStrategy's share price rides high on the back of cryptocurrency investment

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Unhappy

The only reason Bitcoin has any value whatsoever is because of blithering idiots like MicroStrategy fueling the fire.

A national currency is guaranteed by the state, banks have a strict charter they are legally obliged to adhere to, and no bank can "lose" trace of your money. The amount of checks and balances surrounding a bank account would take your breath away. If your bank account has issues, all you need to do is provide your latest statement and the bank will set things right.

Bitcoin Exchanges, on the other hand, are run either by incompetent idiots who lose everything through lack of security measures and getting hacked, or by outright criminals who planned on stealing everything from the get-go.

And you have no legal recourse.

The only light at the end of the tunnel is nationally-backed cryptocurrencies, which will hopefully be implemented with full securities and guarantees for the consumer. When that happens, funny money will become normal money, and suddenly everyone will start wondering why the heck we bothered.

UK's National Cyber Security Centre sidles in to help firm behind hacked NurseryCam product secure itself

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Re: Passwords in plaintext

Yeah, but now you can say : think of the children !

Mine's the one with the RSA handbook.

Ever wondered why that one weird file keeps being included? Super sleuth TypeScript 4.2 is here

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"Inferring the files of your program [..] turns out to be a complicated process."

And whose fault is that, hmm ?

If you hadn't made an OS where the default access is Admin, you might have been able to ensure that programs only write in their designated folders, instead of spunking all over the place like they have been since Windows 2.

Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel

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I can explain

Une enceinte can relate to three things : a HiFi speaker, a place clearly delimited, or a pregnant being.

It's all about context. I admit it can get a bit confusing. See if you can guess these sentences below :

Cette enceinte ne fonctionne plus

Il est interdit de fumer dans l'enceinte de l'école

A cette caisse les femmes enceintes sont prioritaires

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Looks like I have :)

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I'll pay attention to that the next time I install Office.

Meanwhile, somebody needs to tell LibreOffice that they goofed up then.

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Re: On a related subject...

Um, it's the Underground.

There aren't many drivers to worry about.

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"Microsoft's internationalisation efforts"

Still needs some work, IMO.

My Windows is installed with location = France, language = English, keyboard = French.

Guess what the default install laguage is when I install new software ? French, obviously.

The fact that I specified English as my interface language apparently has no bearing on the fact that two out of three of those parameters say French, so the intern who did the code obviously decided to average out the answers to chose what language to use.

Yeah but language = English. You don't need to be an engineer to know which language to use !

Ever felt that a few big tech companies are following you around the internet? That's because ... they are

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I don't see why I should use it

I use NoScript. Anything that uses JS on a site I have not authorized is dead in the water.

Not impressed.

'Meritless': Exam software maker under fire for suing teacher who tweeted links to biz's unlisted YouTube vids

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WTF?

"protect our intellectual property"

Your intellectual property that is blatantly displayed in public video available on YouTube ?

Is this a joke ?

You're not protecting your IP, you're trying desperately to protect your reputation, just like Diebold.

And, just like Diebold, you're going to find out that using lawsuits to silence criticism does not work.

NTT boffins reckon they’ve out-randomed current quantum random number generators

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Yeah, the day we get there.

And, as for cutting through current classical crypto schemes like a knife through butter, you have to have the knife.

So, fusion or quantum : which will we get first ?

Qualcomm under fire for 'anticompetitive' patent shenanigans causing pricey UK smartphones

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"higher smartphone prices"

Oh, because you want me to believe that Apple would have sold its flagship phone at $500 if Qualcomm hadn't been there ?

Pull the other one.

Revealed: The military radar system swiped from aerospace biz, leaked online by Clop ransomware gang

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So, the thieves published designs of 10-year-old tech

Okay, they might well have accessed more recent designs but, on the other hand, I doubt they have the technical ability to choose designs that are old before revealing more recent ones.

Of course, the creation date of the files might render that argument moot.

If they only got their hands on decade-old tech, maybe it doesn't matter so much ? It has surely been replaced by more recent tech. Sure, it's still a bad thing for the companies involved and their customers, but it might make it easier to decide not to pay them - which, ideally, should never happen.

Obviously, even 10-year-old tech designs could be very interesting for some third parties, so yeah, it's still a bad thing. This is military hardware though, those thieves might want to start looking over their shoulders in the future. The CIA can reach pretty far when it wants to.

Thirsty work: TSMC starts trucking in water amid Taiwan drought to keep chip production lines chugging

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"two to four million gallons of water per day"

So that's 7.5 to 15 million liters of pure, drinkable water that is made toxic and, apparently, gets purified before being returned to "the water supply".

I damn well hope so.

Now, if the water is being taken from the dam, used, then purified again and returned to the dam, where is the issue ?

Actually, shouldn't this whole thing be a closed loop, only topping up to compensate for evaporation ?

The plant should have a 20 million liter reservoir, with water being constantly used, purified, stored and used again.

Not doing that is a clear sign that used water cannot be purified to the level they need to use it again, meaning it's likely not water that goes back to the dam, nor is it water you'd want to drink.

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And then Texas got covered in snow.

Alexa, swap out this code that Amazon approved for malware... Installed Skills can double-cross their users

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"Any offending skills we identify"

The problem, apparently, are the offending skills you don't identify.

It's all well and good to have a security API defending personal information, but if anyone can ask for a credit card number without using that API then it's not much use, is it ?

Once again, a problem was recognized but the proper solution was not implemented. Solution which would have been requiring developers to submit their "Skill" (ugh, I hate that notion) as raw code, to be reviewed by Amazon drones, compiled and tested. The code review would catch things like that.

Of course, Amazon would have to hire competent coders who would spend their time reviewing code, which would be more expensive and time-consuming, but mostly more expensive. But nothing should be able to pass through that kind of filter.

UK minister tries to intervene after Government Digital Service migration mangles Ministry of Justice webpages

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I wonder if they've hired some IBM people ?

Links that point to vastly different addresses, useful information hard to find and, when you finally find it, difficult to understand, yep, they must have hired an IBM consultant.

HP loses attempt to deny colossal commission to star sales staffer

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Despicable

If you don't like the idea that a salesdroid can be paid a barrelful of money, then create a bonus scheme where that won't happen.

If you create a scheme where somebody can get a million bucks, and someone gets there, then you bloody pay them the million bucks.

It's simple.

Microsoft unveils swappable SSDs for Surface Pro 7+ but 'strongly discourages' users from upping their capacity

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Strongly discouraged

Why ?

What Byzantine hardware and software rules has Borkzilla implemented to make it difficult to swap a disk for a bigger one ?

Since when has putting in a bigger disk ever been a problem in computing when using approved models ?

Is Borkzilla trying to insinuate that Surface Pros are factory-limited to what was installed at build time ?

So many questions, so many possible stupid answers, but no good ones.

Mozilla Firefox keeps cookies kosher with quarantine scheme, 86s third-party cookies in new browser build

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"Google [..] are racing to develop various Privacy Sandbox proposals"

No need, Mozilla has a great idea. The cookie jar seems perfect to me. A jar per website, and nobody's hands in any jar they don't belong. Sounds good.

Of course, that will not be to Google's liking, but I don't give a rat's ass about that.

Pyrrhic victory: Co-Op wins £13m from IBM over collapse of £175m Project Cobalt insurance platform contract

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I'm thrilled

"IBM is also pleased that the judgment reduced CISGIL's inflated damages claim to a fraction of what was claimed recognising the contractual allocation of risks "

I'm thrilled that IBM is pleased about the reduction of the payment and totally disregards the damage that this case has done to its reputation.

Although, given the current state of its reputation, I guess the damage isn't all that bad after all.

What's CNAME of your game? This DNS-based tracking defies your browser privacy defenses

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Indeed : "it is possible to include an arbitrary JavaScript payload that will be executed "

No, it won't be.

SpaceX small print on Starlink insists no Earth government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities

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Re: Starlink (or similar) for Mars makes sense

They could use radio ?

It worked well enough for us for a while, and actually still does.

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My thoughts exactly. Any corporation based on Mars is absolutely outside of Earth dominion, but as long as your ass is on Earth, you are very much subject to Earth law, even if your activities are outside of Earth's atmosphere.

So, Elon, when are you moving to Mars ?

UK's Health Department desperately seeking service provider to run IT after 'cloud-first' shift

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"the government department said it has 'transformed' services"

I very much doubt that.

The only thing that has been "transformed" is the internal memorandum on how services should behave - and even then, the only change made was to replace the word "server" by the word "cloud". I don't think anyone in the high spheres of administration have an effing clue about The Cloud (TM), nor do they actually know what their services are doing on a daily basis.

But hey, UK Gov has tens of millions of pounds to spend, so . . .

Clop ransomware gang leaks online what looks like stolen Bombardier blueprints of GlobalEye radar snoop jet

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One thing is for sure

The 2030's is going to see company network security beefed up by a large margin.

There have been so many high-profile hacks since a few years, I cannot imagine that the security industry isn't feeling a major kick in the rear and is going to react in a big way.

At least, I hope so, or God save our data because we won't be able to.

Samsung shows off next-generation big-pixel camera sensor tech, coming to an Android phone near you

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"You don't want quantity – you want size"

While I do think the phone industry has gone a bit mad about the amount of pixels, I welcome a reasoned argument about how less is sometimes better (stop sniggering at the back).

As for me, I'll stick with my Canon EOS 400D for my important pictures, like family events. Phones exist only to grab a pic when you've not got anything better.

Spotify to introduce lossless audio streaming: Better sound or inefficient gimmick?

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"it reduces the quality for discerning listeners"

The music industry doesn't give a damn about discerning listeners. The music industry is all about whatever the young people care about, because they are the ones glued to their phones and most susceptible to spend money on streaming services.

The discerning listener can go buy vinyl.

Nominet sets the date for extraordinary meeting where members could fire CEO

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“no credible alternative plan has been put forward”

That sentence was not finished. It should read : “no credible alternative plan to ensure the current Board's lavish lifestyle has been put forward”.

Microsoft sides with media groups, together they urge Europe to follow Australia's lead, make Google, Facebook pay for news article links

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"Microsoft has sided with publishers"

I wonder what the decision would have been if FaceBook belonged to Microsoft ?

Microsoft survives today for two reasons : 1) it's bottomless pit of money, and 2) Windows and Office, which are the defacto standards of computing.

Everything else Borkzilla has tried has basically failed to bring in money. Windows Phone is only the latest disaster, there have been others. Borkzilla is in the back seat on the Internet, it is no longer calling the shots.

I wonder if it is going to start a news outlet. Being paid by Google & FB would certainly be the ultimate irony.

NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video

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Re: Magnificent!

That video brought tears to my eyes.

So awesome !

Forget GameStop: Keyboard warriors and electronic trading have never mixed well

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You might want to check out this video and revise your understanding of how the brain works.

If you don't want to watch all of it, the relevant part starts at point 12:45.

Enjoy !

House Republicans introduce legislation for outright ban on municipal broadband in the US

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It's what they do

They are Republicans.

The last four years have amply demonstrated what it is they do : shit on the Constitution, morals and the law whenever possible while favorising their billion-dollar corporate buddies.

This is no longer a political party, it's a mafia.

Citibank accidentally wired $500m back to lenders in user-interface super-gaffe – and judge says it can't be undone

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I find IBAN transfers to be very reliable myself. The only hassle is that, in some banks, you have to record the recipient's details and wait for the bank to check them before being able to use it.

It's a hassle, but like all security, it's a good hassle to have.

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Well, Citibank went to court to recover half of it, so no.

UK Supreme Court declares Uber drivers are workers, not self-employed: Ride biz's legal battle ends in a crash

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Well done

And kudos to the UK Supreme Court judges for not having been blinded by lawyers wearing expensive suits. It is good to see that Reason and Justice can still prevail against corporate greed.

"We respect the court's decision" - well of course you do now, you have no other option but. And of course, now you wish to engage with drivers and listen to them, but you won't hand out mass employement contracts unless they go before an employment tribunal - which many will probably decide is not worth the hassle.

So, in the end, Uber hasn't really lost much and, cherry on the cake, those "employees" can easily be fired in the near future as soon as they make a mistake.

So I heartily applaud the decision, but until it is enshrined in law and valid for all UK Uber drivers be default, it's not really a win in my view.

Fancy a £130k director of technology role with the UK's Ministry of Justice? All you need to do is 'fix the basics'

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"Court digitisation has gone poorly in the UK"

Could someone please point me to a Government IT project that has not gone poorly in the UK ?

Just one ?

Because I can't remember ever hearing about one.

Emergency services communications ? The old one was going to be cut off and the new one wasn't in place.

NHS ? Please.

No, somebody please tell me that something has gone well in UK Goverment IT services.

Oh, the lifts are working ? Well that's something, I guess.

Nvidia cripples Ethereum mining on GeForce RTX 3060 to deter crypto bods from nabbing all the kit at launch

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Sorry, Nvidia, tweaking your driver is not the solution

The solution is simple : only allow the purchase of one card per credit card number.

Gamers generally only buy one card, it's the miners who buy them in stacks of four.

Of course, the miners could manage getting four credit cards, but if you had announced the move on the day the sale started, that would have them flummoxed and the gamers would win.

It's impossible to get three more credit cards in a day, and once the gamers had gotten their legitimate share, the miners would have wasted a lot of time.

Atheists warn followers of unholy data leak, hint dark deeds may have tried to make it go away

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Not a hack, an inside job

Which basically means that not even atheists can be arsed to keep themselves under the same banner.

Is there anything Humans will not fuck up ?

AWS tops up the Bezos rocket fund thanks to more money from Brit tax collection agency

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"that still doesn't make tax avoidance ethical"

Obviously not, but unfortunately ethical and legal are two different things.

CEOs are not there to be ethical - they exist to "maximise shareholder value". As long as that situation is not changed, there is no amount of laws that will force a CEO to things ethically.

The only thing that can have an impact is public image. That is why is critically important to continue flaying online any company that underpays its workers, does not keep bonus promises, does not provide a safe workplace, or sources components from child labor or slave labor conditions.

We, the citizens, are the last force to make CEOs comply to what we think is ethical.

If we don't do it with our voices, the law cannot do anything about it.

Australia facepalms as Facebook blocks bookstores, sport, health services instead of just news

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I am totally convinced that that is exactly what is happening.

Hero to Jezero: Perseverance, NASA's most advanced geologist rover, lands on Mars, beams back first pics

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Re: how do you think Cruise Missles find their target?

You're right, but Cruise Missile Terrain Navigation code is not available on GitHub.

Or anywhere else, for that matter.

You want me to do WHAT in that prepaid envelope?

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Re: Compared to a colonoscopy …

Yeah. Don't like the procedure, but I've already mailed my poop twice.

Saves a ton of time at the doctor's office as well.