* Posts by Shades

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Windows 95 to Windows 7: How Microsoft lost its vision

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@AC; RE: Amiga Misses...

"To all the Amiga fanboys: yes, you had preemtive multitasking. What you didn't have was memory protection. That's sort of like driving a sports car at 120 mph with bald tires and no seat belts. The Amiga had NOTHING like mainframe or UNIX functionality."

Even though (some) Amigas had the hardware to provide memory protection (full 68030, '040 and '060 all had MMUs) it was never implemented in any version of AmigaOS. However, with a boot time of seconds (even from floppy) and a lack of applications where memory protection could be considered absolutely necessary, a crash was hardly the most earth shattering event.

The lack of memory protection is hardly the most important failing of the Amiga... That honour lies squarely at the feet of Commodore during its later years!!

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@M S Rocks

Clearly you're a halfwit, troll or an MS shill, but...

"Win 3.1/95 created the industry standard for how people would interact with a personal computer via a GUI."

Wrong. Others created and developed, Microsoft (as they still do now) copied.

IIRC, it was Zerox (Parc) that introduced the GUI (Alto, 1973), brought to the desktop by Apple (Lisa, 1983) and introduced to the home (and little oiks like me when I was a kid) by Commodore (Amiga A1000, 1985*). AFAIR Windows (in ANY of it flavours) has not introduced any new concepts to interacting with a personal computer that the three aforementioned machines didn't already have!

In future, please don't feel compelled to comment on things you clearly have no idea about!

* Yes, Windows 1.01 was released in 1985 too but it, by no means, could be considered to be a GUI we have been accustomed to (No window dragging/overlapping, no icons etc). Windows 2 which DID have those features was released in >1988<, three years after the Amiga.

MSI Wind Top AE1900

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Dead Vulture

@druck; RE: Not on a big screen

What netbook do you have? It would appear to be a very shonky one if 1388x768 is just about liveable and 1920x1080 is painful!

My NC10 will quite happily do DualView with 1024x600 on its own screen and 1920x1080 on an external screen... while playing 1080p video! Add "/watch?v=h42cm6gI25k" after "YouTube.com" to watch a video of my NC10 doing exactly that.

Hands on the Sony Vaio X

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Are Sony...

...having a f*cking laugh?

I've never known any company to singularly be out of touch when it comes to pricing products than Sony.

BTW, if Intel have relaxed it rules on screen sizes for Netbooks using Atom processors does this mean we can look forward to getting higher resolution replacement parts for our existing screens? Anything that allows me to watch 720p video, on the move (on my existing NC10!), without it being squished down to 1024x600 would make me very, very happy! To be fair though, 720p stuff squished to 1024x600 still looks monumentally awesome! :-)

Firefox 3.6 beta set to ship next week

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@ThomH

For you shall only be allowed to wear the same grey clothes every day, eat the same food everyday, watch the same TV program every day...

How boring would that be?

Next-gen Atom to clock above 1GHz

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@Reg Sim; RE: So does this mean...

My NC10 handles 1080p quite nicely ta you very muchly!

As the missus is always telling me; "It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it"

Citroën redesigns the 2CV

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@Mittfh

Ever heard of the Mazda RX8?... With suicide rear doors??... and no B pillar???

New iPod nano torn to pieces

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Happy

@Evil Graham; "Maybe in the middleages..."

I have the weirdest image in my head now. Thanks, you truly are evil! :-)

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RE: Terminology

As there is no way of completely powering down the unit, unless the battery is physically disconnected, then to a certain extent the device may be considered to be "on" until such time. In which case, using your own definition, vivisection, up to the point of the batteries removal, would be correct.

Orange data users turning red as data dries up

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Unhappy

What was possibly wrong...

...with my comment stating that my girlfriends (Orange) broadband was down at 11:30 last night, so it didn't just happen this morning?

Apple is evil... because usually anything stating Apple is evil gets published! ;-)

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It may have...

...started earlier than you think. The missus couldn't get online (broadband) last night at 11:30pm. Thats in North Staffordshire if it helps.

LG, Sony Ericsson Windows Mobile 6.5 phones outed

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If...

the Sony really is as slender as the last image would suggest then it could very well be a successor to my ancient (and very nearly dead!) HTC made i-mate Jam.

Why do I have the impression the picture has been fiddled with though??

Nokia's £500 netbook: What were they thinking?

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How come...

Nokia can get away with a 1280 x 720 screen when rumour has it Intel limit the onboard screen resolution of netbooks with an Atom processor to a physical (native) maximum of 1024 x 600?

I wonder if there are higher resolution 10.1" screens available for the NC10... Now that would be a nice mod, my warranty is up in January! Which leads me to a question someone much brainer than myself may be able to answer: Would having a 1280x720 screen in a NC10 allow it to display 720 content *without* glitches? At the moment I can get 720 content to play with only the occasional dropped frame and I'm wondering if thats because it has to be resized for a 1024x600 screen?

Dixons blames PC World for falling sales

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@ElNumbre, RE: TBF

"One tip though given by a friend who shopped at Curry's for white goods - pick your product, open up your internet enabled (non O2/non iPhone), check the price on their website. Its often cheaper, and you can reserve it on the website right there AT THE WEB PRICE, walk over to collections and pay the discounted rate!"

Your friend is a genius!!

Virgin hijacks empty pages

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I just...

typed in a silly url and found the opt out link after the first sentence, I wonder how many people are going to accept it as just a normal part of what the internet "does"? I >pay< them for access to the internet, not for them to mess with the internet... or cram unwanted ads upon me via the service I'm >paying< for.

Anyway, I've opted out now so it makes no difference... plus pretty pleased with the free upgrade to 10mb so I'm not going to complain too much!

Dell's first phone spied on web

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If its anything like their laptops*

It won't use a standard MicroSD card it'll have some proprietary nonsense. It'll be locked down tighter than Fort Knox and you'll have to ask Dell if you want to change any settings.

*Their old ones at least.

BlackBerry maker dials in to watchphones

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I think...

...someone has been leading El Reg up the garden path!

Is Gordon Brown safe to work with vulnerable people?

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WTF?

SHOCKED!!

"A spokesman for the Home Office is also reported as describing the vetting database as like a "club", which all decent adults should want to be part of and if somebody didn’t want to be vetted "there must be suspicious reasons for that"."

Did I really just read that??

Tyre firm sketches rubber SUV concept

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Boffin

I for one...

...think its looks absolutely awesome!

I presume the rubber body panels would just be a skin, there would still need to be side impact bars in the doors and such like, unless the panels were 4ft thick! Imagine though... no more dents and dings from morons opening their doors in car parks ever again! :-)

Whoever said there is no brakes need to get themselves down to Specsavers! I can see brake calipers and brake discs (the black things in the middle of the wheels), the regenerative braking units are the blue things just inboard of each wheel (the drive shafts go through them)... the give-away is the line from "Regenerative braking units" to the (blue) unit at the front!! Perhaps the illustrator shouldn't have gone to the effort of making the parts different colours... stupid comments from stupid people wouldn't have sounded as stupid! ;-)

// Boffin or illustrating the need for spectacles? The latter in this case.

Microsoft's Windows 7 price gamble - and why it's flawed

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Whats with...

all this $ crap everywhere? Last time I checked The Registers domain was .co.uk and not .com. At the very least you could use "£x ($x)". Afterall, this is an English IT website is it not? Anyway...

Basic gist of the story: Microsoft want to sell crap, no-one is really interested in crap, crap is forced upon people on new PC's, people wonder why "My PC won't do X?", people look at Apple PCs and see they do X without the need for an "upgrade", more people switch to Apple, Apple make more funny adverts, Microsofts answer is to release 5,000,000 different versions of Windows 8.

Opera chief: history will silence Unite doubters

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Hang on...

does this Unite thing mean I (or more probably someone else) could write an app to mimic something like facebook (which maintains connections ("friends") with other Unite users) all while leaving my personal details, photos and such like on my machine far, far away from the filthy grabbing of user generated content that facebook and their ilk can do what the hell they like with once they've got their greedy little mits on it???

If so... someone write a plugin for FireFox that does the same... Opera are a bunch of f*cking whingers!!!

Foxconn answers critics over suicidal iPhone engineer

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Unhappy

@Reg Sim

I commend you on your ethical approach to blood diamonds (and Apple purchases!) but the sad reality is, even despite much publicity (and films), many people still don't know (or at least don't care) what a blood diamond is.

My ex-girlfriend used to work in an "up-market" high-street diamond specialist. She was shocked when I asked if she could guarantee none of the diamonds in the store were blood diamonds... I was shocked to find, without having broached the subject with her before, that I was the only person to EVER ask the question in the three years she worked there!! :-0

Sadly, this "incident" is hardly, or if at all, going to register with the conciousness of most people.

Apple iTablet a (virtual) certainty

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WTF?

Speaking of fanbois...

Just what planet are they on? 'Cuz it sure in hell ain't this one!

"Apple is now racing toward an early 2010 launch of a device that may see the electronics maker redefine the portable computing market for the second time in twice as many years."

They're not seriously talking about the iPhone being the first device to redefine the mobile computing market are they? It didn't even redefine mobile telephony so just how it redefined mobile computing is a mystery? It was a triumph of design but little else.

Apple fanbois really need to get over themselves!

Google Oompa-Loompas dream of virus-free OS

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Badgers

@AC, RE: Anyone with a netbook?

Just tried that pixlr website on an NC10 with Firefox 3.5 and it works absolutely fine... So your point was?

//We need a confused icon... Badgers is close enough!

Speculation mounts over AVG plans for OS X client

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@Mike Moyle

No, no, no. When did I mention Mac owning Reg commentators? I said people *I* know, not people I don't. I even qualified this with the statement "Every Mac owner I've ever met,". However, contrary to your comment there still appears to be quite a few Mac owners, even here on ElReg no less, that have the belief that the Mac is imbued with some miraculous god-given power of impenetrable self preservation. It's not these (Reg reading, knowledgeable?) users we have to be particularly worried about its the common-or-garden users being allured by the shiny "cool" factor of the Apple brand. Users that are being handed down the invulnerable attitude, users that will refuse to give AV a second thought... until its too late.

Still, the lure of writing malicious software for Macs will not solely be the machines themselves, it will be the attitudes of those machines owners. Even having AV software will only get you so far, how exactly does it prevent social engineering based attacks when (certainly many) owners have been led to believe they can click on anything with impunity? Without proper preventative measures AND early education it is these users that will find themselves in a far worse situation than their PC owning counterparts. Apple themselves are even permeating the air of invulnerable superiority... Compare how many Apple geniuses will extol the virtues of AV software with those in the PC world? (not *the* "PC World", they'll just try to flog you Norton... then try to sell you more RAM or a bigger HDD because your PC has just suddenly ground to a halt!) Well, if they do I've never met one.

Personally, I don't actually see any smug-ness coming from the other direction, I see, having learnt the hard way, words of caution. Instead of listening to the voices of experience Mac owners, being highly disdainful of anything a PC owner has to say (about their chosen religion), see this as some kind of personal attack upon their machines.

Where's the "Failed Fail" icon?

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Jobs Horns

Cue the Mactards...

"We don't need no anti-virus," they will smugly cry "ALL virususes are written for Micro$haft boxes."

Well, sorry guys you're all becoming victims of your own success. Your only protection thus far has been scale and now you can no longer rely on that. The ONLY reason PCs have more malicious software written for them is NOT <can of worms>because they are inherently less secure</can of worms> its simply because there's more of them. If the percentage of PC/Mac ownership were suddenly reversed then, with current Mac owner attitudes, the volume of malicious software targeting Macs would be far, far greater than that currently of PCs. Every Mac owner I've ever met seems to have the unshakeable belief that their pride and joys are somehow protected by an in-built, by design superiority! As far as I can see nothing is going to change the Mac owners superiority complex any time soon.

Software companies and Mac owners should be investing in anti-virus software for the Mac NOW otherwise problems created due to malicious software will be far, far greater than that of the PC. Whether or not that Mac owning superiority complex will allow owners to believe that their machines are not infallible is another matter entirely.

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Joke

@ElReg!comments!Pierre, Re:Re: Computers

"The costs of running an AV (on *my* personal machines) are far from negligible (My CPU use barely gets south of 70-80%, on any machine, ever, and I have trouble avoiding excessive swapping already. Not to mention the monetary cost)."

I'd uninstall Norton then if I were you! ;-)

Apple iPhone 3GS

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@AC, RE: Weapon of Mass Destruction

You sir, would owe me a new keyboard had I been drinking coffee!

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How...

...did you manage to record the video "on its side"?

It looks as though the phone was tipped horizontally but the phone thought it was still vertical... Shouldn't the accelerometer automatically take care of that like it does the screen flipping? My WinMob respects the orientation I choose (albeit manually) when shooting still images or video.

Finally... How the hell anybody found their way around using just a map before the inclusion of a compass on the iPhone is a complete and utter mystery! Yet another example of iPhone users not being able to use the most powerful processor they are ever likely to have!

Futurama back from dead again

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Good news people...

but it bloody ruins my complete series box set though. The recent specials were sold as films, even though they were shown as half-hour episodes on TV, so the box set claim of "complete series" was just about holding on! This completely buggers it! Ah well, what do I care...

FUTURAMA IS BACK BABY!!!

Microsoft's software vision chief embraces future horror

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No sh*t Sherlock!

"On netbooks, Ozzie reckoned machines are being purchased as inexpensive laptops - meaning opportunity for Windows. That means, PCs not just for web browsing but with people trying to download software, run media, and use applications like Microsoft's Office."

For his next trick, Ozzie will be declaring MP3 players will be used to play MP3s!

Tesla recalls Roadsters

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@AC, RE: If X is the cost of a recall...

The 9th rule of Fight Club is: If you're going to quote Fight Club at least get it right...

"If X is *less than* the cost of a recall, we don't do one"

Super Micro rack-mounts micro Atom server

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@Hein-Pieter van Braam

"kinda like I would['nt] do anything important on a netbook"

What? like run the (intelligent) lights in a £3.5m nightclub? My NC10 doesn't have a problem with that (its been used a couple of times as a back-up when the main PC decides to have one of its periodic fits!). Its also quite fond of being used to DJ with in said nightclub with a dedicated hardware soundcard/controller. Not that any of that is slightly important...

Prepare for Apple's self-resizing iPhone interface

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Doh!

There I was trying to be all clever and stuff but ruined it by, unfathomably, typing "serious" instead of "series".

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A serious of words by which to be able to refer to this post (i.e. a "title")

Do the patent writers get paid by the word or something?

"A handheld computer, a personal digital assistant, a cellular telephone, a network appliance, a camera, a smart phone, an enhanced general packet radio service (EGPRS) mobile phone, a network base station, a media player, a navigation device, an email device, a game console, or a combination of any two or more of these data processing devices or other data processing devices"

Surely "Any electronic device, portable or otherwise, with a graphic user interface" would have suffice?

AMD ATI Radeon HD 4890

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Coat

Telling them apart...

Apart from the obvious pictures on the heatsink/exhaust thing, the two silver things on the end of the cards(capacitors?) are different sizes on each card. Defy that!! :-)

Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall

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@AC; RE: Why, why, why?

"Has Hollywood so run out of creativity that all they can do is rehash existing stories?"

Well, if its good enough for El Reg these days then why not Hollywood?? ;-)

Speeding, driverless Nissan finally stopped by US bombers

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Nissan?

If ithe vehicle in question is a Nissan then why does it have a stonking great BMW badge on the bonnet (or "hood" for our Merkin chums)?

Blogger fights Psion's claim to 'netbook' name

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How many people...

say "I'll just put the hoover round" yet actually own a Hoover?

Exactly!

Samsung NC10 netbook

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Got one...

...love it!!

Nintendo Wii to get video channel in 2009

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Coat

Marketing b*ll*cks

"Nintendo and Dentsu shall use the environment surrounding the Wii so that living rooms with Wii-ready TVs would become more of a fun area for communication among families and friends"

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

In other words: We'll be sending even more crap (and adverts, lots of adverts) to you via your Wii... Don't forget it has to be via a Wii-ready TV, not your non-Wii-ready TV or a common-or-garden TV with a Wii plugged into it. We'll be delivering this crap to an area that, before Wii-ready TVs, has previously served for many many years as a fun area for communication among families and friends... Without the need to be glued to the box-o-shite for ever increasing amounts of time while we pump you full of crapverts under the false pretence of a service that will enhance your life.

I could go on but I'll end up exploding!!!!!

Indian court urged to 'ban Google Earth'

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No need to ban all of the above...

...just ban people from thinking (I'm sure uk.gov can help with that one!)

Ofcom rules on Clarkson strumpet gag

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Common sense...

...prevails?

Shurely theres some mistake?!

'Faith-based' investment firm fingers holiday's most sinful games

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None scored 39 Points?

Well, I guess they've just set the target for many games publishers around the world then!

Google - your source for FREE Adobe gear

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Google ads...

...so thats what they look like.

FireFox + NoScript + CustomizeGoogle = No Google crapola!

Yeah, so they get my IP address but I don't care if they track that as it changes every so often anyway.

Brand new Star Trek prequel pics and trailer

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@Kevin Eastman

Thanks for that link. I just finished watching "Of Gods and Men" and, despite its obviously low budget, I enjoyed it enormously!! Jeez, does that make me a Trekkie??

T-Mobile G1

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Stretching things makes them smaller aparrently...

"The G1's screen may be a little smaller than the iPhone's but it benefits from having the same resolution stretched over a smaller area and is every bit as clear, bright and crisp."

What?

3M MPro110 handheld projector

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@Arnold Lieberman

I'm sure Apple might have a problem with that, not that they'll be able to do much about it!

Google plugs first Googlephone flaw

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New Google Tactic??

"Users of the G1, developed by HTC, was patched over the weekend in response to the discovery of a flaw in its browser software on 24 October."

So, its the users of the G1 that have been patched rather than the software itself??

Financial meltdown hits Hilton where it hurts

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RE: One for the physics boffins...

Well, judging by the amount of "celebrity" based shows on TV I would, rather unfortunately, have to say no. Perhaps rather than just standing round doing very little (apart from propping up their flagging "careers") it would work better if we had them all running into each other... while holding pointy objects... y'know, to release their souls which will combine to make them an uber celeb!

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