* Posts by Shades

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Sony: Can't beat Apple and Samsung, so let's be the Other Guy

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Lost in translation

"There DLNA "Play to" Integration is the Dogs Bollocks....

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If you think S0NYs DLNA Player / Aggregater (whatever...) is shite"

In UK* English the "Dog Bollocks" is slang for something being good. Just as in yesteryear bad also meant good and, nowadays, sick means good too.

*I'm assuming you're not from the UK as the term "Dog Bollocks" seems to pervasive from one end of this Isle to the other.

iPrefs-seeking shareholder Einhorn drops Apple lawsuit

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Re: Might be a silly sideshow

@ J. R. Hartley: That was my first thought too!

Health pros: Alcohol is EVIL – raise its price, ban its ads

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Genius! I do love a bit of Lee.

Big Blighty telcos ordered to block three BitTorrent search sites

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All UK users must go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200.

"UK users of the websites who have accounts with the defendants have infringed, and are continuing to infringe, the claimants' copyrights by copying the claimants' sound recordings on a large scale." - Mr Justice Arnold

What, all UK users? So, all UK users have illegally downloaded sound recordings from one or more of the claimants? I'd like to see him prove that in a court of law!

Over 100,000 sign White House petition for handset unlocking

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@Another Reader

You're paying too much. £12 a month on Giff Gaff gets you 250 minutes, unlimited texts and unlimited data, plus unlimited Giff Gaff to Giff Gaff calls and texts for 3 months. Alternatively, £15 nets you the same except the minutes are boosted up to 400.

Still, I'm glad I'm not that side of the pond!

Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

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Re: "...dedicated six months of his life..."

This.

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Re: Hold on a minute

"No women in the porn industry their breasts reduced"

Wrong. Lynsey Dawn McKenzie has.

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Re: This makes no sense

I was pretty much thinking the same thing myself. For me however the combination of Sunny Leone and Tori Black is absolutely perfect.

Incidentally, I'm disappointed at El Reg missing the opportunity to include some sort of "click to enlarge" caption with the image! :D

Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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"GET A LIFE!"

This coming from the person whom appears to be competing with Eadon for the most downvoted user ever, and one whom once complained about the lack of discussion here!

Dev preview of Ubuntu for phones touching down February 21

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Wonder how long...

...it will be before the clever guys over at XDA Developers wrestle this onto the HD2? (which STILL gets more love than any more modern devices). The HD2 already runs full desktop Ubuntu... as well as Windows Mobile, Windows Phone 7, Android (even up to the latest version!) and Meego

Boffins FREEZE PHONES to crack Android on-device crypto

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Actually looking forward...

...to Eadons comment on this! ;D

BBC blueprint to make EVERY programme on TV a repeat revealed

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Re: So with my duff connection speed...

"good 20mbit connection"

Your connection isn't as good as you think it is then, or your ISP is doing a bit of jiggery-pokery with the streams. I watched My Polar Bear Family and Me in HD a few weeks ago (on the BBC live replay thingy, the program had already started when I remembered it was on) and the quality was pretty damned good. This is with VM on a 10Mb connection.

Earth-like planets abound in red dwarf systems

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Alien

If there is life out there, they're keeping quiet

"This could lead to civilizations much more advanced than our own"

If so, why haven't they found us and made contact yet? Unless they already have spotted us and thought to themselves 'They're like locusts. Consuming everything and anything, often fighting over or hoarding it, then moving on. Sod that!'.

Facebook's Google, Bing events snub: It's a BUG, NOT a FEATURE

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Re: I woud rather

Now I know this is not the ideal answer you were looking for but, if you know a search is going to throw up lots of undesired results for Facebook, then simply use "-facebook" in the search string. Like I said, not ideal but it does the job.

Official: Fandroids are smarter/tighter* than iPhone fanbois

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Hang on a tick!

Where is Eadon turning this into some kind of MS rant? Not that I'm complaining of course, its quite refreshing to not have the ramblings of that half wit mucking up the comments!

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As I posted above...

Giff Gaff: £12 a month PAYG, 250 mins, unlimited texts, unlimited data, free Giff Gaff to Giff Gaff calls/texts for 3 months.

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Re: Thost that are dumb enough to think a phone is a status symbol of success

"(Tesco Mobile: £10 a month rolling 1 month contract, 500 mins, 5000 texts, 1GB data)"

Giff Gaff: £12 a month PAYG, 250 mins, unlimited texts, unlimited data, free Giff Gaff to Giff Gaff calls/texts for 3 months.

Review: Intel 335 240GB SSD

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Re: These may be...

@ChrisC: Your assumption is absolutely correct. My ideal drive would be one that effectively houses 2 seperate drives within one 2.5" shell, for instance a 64GB SSD and 500+GB HD. However, it would report itself to the OS as being 1 drive with 2 partitions (C: and D: respectively). Better yet, my ideal drive would maybe allow me to reduce the capacity of C: (the SSD part) which could then be used as a cache for D: (the spinny part) giving me the best of everything.

@deadmonkey: The drive wouldn't determine what goes where, I would. Much like I do now with my traditional HD split into 2 paritions: OS/Apps goes on C: and Data goes on D:

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These may be...

...faster than spinning discs but at £165 for a 240GB SSD as opposed £80 for a 1TB (2.5") HD, I think I'll stick with a spinning disc for now.

Incidentally does anyone know of a 2.5" hybrid drive that operates as 2 distinct partitions (SSD for OS/Apps, HD for other data) rather than appearing as 1 drive with a large SSD cache?

UK malls use Google in desperate stab at luring shoppers off the web

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Re: Shopping Malls are NOT targetted at Men

"unless you are one of those that like to dress in womens clothing?"

"Shops that sells stuff we are interested in (viz boys toys etc)

I believe that shop is already in shopping/town centres; Its called Ann Summers! :D

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Re: To survive

Having seen some of the stuff* in Hollister I believe the motivation for "subdued" lighting is not the utility charges!

* Opinions may vary; its just not to my taste.

TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

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Black Helicopters

Place your bets...

Call me cynical but I see this as a point where something, somewhere just may coincidentally "happen" to a plane and these things will be back with a vengeance... without any opposition.

BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

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@Gordon Lawrie, Re: Three's products

"someone loading the full fat version of a webpage on a tethered laptop uses [more] data than someone loading the mobile version of the same site on their phone."

Thats a bit of a disingenuous example. Not all websites have mobile versions and most that do are inferior to that of the full fat versions (El Reg being guilty of this, the BBC not so). Personally I tend to use the full fat websites even on my phone. This actually results in more data usage when browsing with the phone itself than browsing with my laptop tethered to my phone as I run FireFox with NoScript and Ghostery which stops many things from being automatically downloaded; Flash, images, scripts, etc.

I realise this is just me, and its an anecdote, but chances are I'm not the only one to find myself in this situation. Its also probably why I've never had a letter/e-mail telling me I'm being naughty by tethering; Even if my networks tethering detection is as good as they say it is (which I doubt) I'm actually using less data.

Disney World slaps pay-by-bonk stalker cuffs on grown-ups

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indoctrination

Get 'em while they're young!

Firefox for Android now runs on EVEN OLDER, slower kit

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Re: 500MB?

500MB RAM minimum for GB? You're kidding right? You must be running some massively bloated vendor-fiddled-with or extremely badly cooked ROM because my ageing HTC HD2 (which came with Windows Mobile 6) runs CyanogenMod 7 (GB) and every app I've thrown at it as smooth as silk... with only 400MB'ish of RAM to play with.

Ten… top tech cock-ups of 2012

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Re: Does YouView count as tech??

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't confuse "YouView" and "YourView" given that one is a telly box that connects to the internet (for catch-up services) and the other is a portal allowing businesses to monitor telephone and internet usage. Only a complete moron would confuse the two, and thats assuming they've even heard of one and the other.

Then again, after shoulder surfing my nephews Facebook news feeds there's an awful lot of complete f*cking morons, who seem to revel in their idiocity, about to be unleashed upon the world.

Cameron defends U-turn on web filth ban, leaves filtering to parents

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Mushroom

Re: adviser on preventing sexualisation and commercialisation of childhood.

It gets worse than that...

  • "All grown up at last! Doug Hutchison's teen bride Courtney Stodden turns 18... and is 'flooded with adult movie offers"
  • "All grown up! Chloe Moretz looks very ladylike and older than her 14 year as she attends Hugo screening"
  • "She can't be tamed! Miley Cyrus is all grown up in sex scene for LOL..."
  • "Classy Chloe: Teen actress Moretz, 14, looks all grown up as she steals the the show at Hugo premiere"

That is just page 1 of 764 pages of results (20 results per page) for "all grown up"!

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Re: adviser on preventing sexualisation and commercialisation of childhood.

Jesus H Christ on a bike, I'd never noticed that before! Someone at the Fail has got a serious hard on for under-age and barely legal girls!!

Hackers warn: We'll hit US banks... again

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Re: Bad decision

You're still lurking here then Morris!

First pic of Ashton Kutcher as the great Steve 'jOBS'

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Re: Who?

Dude!

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Re: Apple haters can start getting their rotten tomatoes ready now

No matter how good/bad the story it, I fully expect that a good section of those who post here will claim the movie to be the Best Ever Movie and pelt the none believers with verbal diarrhoea and downvotes just because they don't adulate a company.

This post will be downvoted into oblivion but there is no disguising that some people worship a company/businessman with a worryingly frenzied obsessiveness which is completely unhealthy.

I will probably give the movie a miss as anything where people are undoubtedly going to woop, holla and cheer at a screen - and they will, they did when Apple announced places on a map! - will make me want to be sick in my mouth a little.

There, fixed that for you.

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

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FAIL

Is El Reg big enough...

...for two Andrew Orlowskis?

"but has at least cost her family only €300 after pinching Finnish pop songs."

"Pinching"? What was she (or at least her father, as provider of her internet connection) found guilty, in a court of law, of downloading? And "songs", plural?

With the exception of anything to do with Apple I expect far better from El Reg. I'm cancelling my subscription, etc, etc.

Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

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Re: hum from the fluorescent tubes?

Ooooh... Were we going??

Google's Drive + Gmail: A 10GB Dropbox killer

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Re: ES File Explorer

Another ES File Explorer user here... I've got it linked up to Google Drive (5Gb), Dropbox (4.75Gb) and Box (50Gb - for free when signing up via the Android app!). Still keep the Dropbox client though as it automatically uploads all images/video taken with the camera as soon as they are taken (settings permitting) - There are smaller apps that do the same job but I've only found ones that just upload images and not video too.

Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

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Re: ah well

The clever bit of (PC) software you might be interested in is XLink Kai. It allows you to play LAN enabled games (such as Gran Turismo for instance) over the internet. The software itself runs on a PC, connected to a router via ethernet, and with some wizardry redirects the PS2s LAN traffic (connected to the same router as the PC) via the internet! Very clever indeed.

It also works with XBox 360, XBox, Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Gamecube and PSP!

Data cops: Facebook privacy plans must be 'modified'

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Re: Baaa baaa baaa!

As I, not so long ago, posted to Facebook...

"If you've fallen for the recent "nobody can't use anything I post because I've included this bit of text" legalese statement:

Short version:

The impressive looking legalese statement has NO legal basis and is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY meaningless AND worthless!

Long version:

The statement references UCC 1-103 and 1-308 as some kind of legal backing for itself when UCC 1-103 and 1-308 are in fact actually part of the United States "Uniform Commercial Code". This governs sales and commercial transactions within the US and, besides having absolutely no relevancy outside of the US, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with laws surrounding IP (Intellectual Property), Copyright or Personal Data which the above statement purports to protect. Furthermore UCC 1-103 and 1-308 are part of Article 1 of the UCC which contains NO law itself, only definitions and rules of interpretation for the actual laws in Articles 2 through 9 of the UCC.

The whole of the UUC can be found on the (US) Cornell University Law School website: http://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/

The ONLY protection afforded to content you create and subsequently post to Facebook, such as photos, is that of IP/Copyright law. Here in the UK almost anything you create, including but not limited to songs, paintings, poems, books, and even letters and status updates etc becomes, at the point of creation, your intellectual property and as such is protected by copyright law for the entirety of your life plus 70 years. Without delving too far into the law this is, in reality, really only of any use if any of your IP is being used by another for their commercial gain and/or you can prove you have suffered a lose due to its use. It is also important to remember that use of your IP can be licenced/transfered...

Facebook themselves can use ANYTHING you post HOWEVER they want because you have, just by USING Facebook, granted them a "non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use any IP content that you post on or in connection with Facebook." Basically, this means that Facebook can do WHATEVER they want with your photos, status updates, comments etc, including passing it on to other companies/organisations, because you've ALREADY given them permission to do so.

Any information YOU publicly post to Facebook, which can subsequently being used by other organisations, authorities, agencies or individuals, has the SAME protection afforded to that of a conversation held, and overheard, in the street: NONE. ZERO. ZILCH. Facebook iis the online equivalent of a pub, park or street and there are absolutely NO protections in law to prevent others (either known or unknown to you) acting upon or using information that YOU have publicly revealed. NONE WHATSOEVER! For that to happen there would have to be a none-disclosure agreement between you, Facebook and ALL your friends. Given the nature of Facebook that would be completely unworkable/unenforceable and would practically defeat the whole purpose of Facebook being a SOCIAL network.

The ONLY other kind of information that has any kind of protection is that which you provided to Facebook, like any other business, for them to provision you with their services, such as name, address, email address, phone number, etc. Although that is protected by the Data Protection Act it could be argued, by Facebook, that it only applies to people who choose not to ALSO publicly expose this information on their profiles, so thats a bit of a grey area.

Here endeth the lesson! :D"

Facebook tries to stop its staff using iPhones in 'dogfood' push

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"Many do: No SUVs, no two-doors, no tinted windows, no petrol engines..."

Some don't. My cousin had a 2 litre Renault Clio Sport Cup (with everything on it) as a company car because it was actually cheaper than what the company usually offers... and a LOT more fun for him.

Why do Smart TV UIs suck?

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Re: Media Center and their extenders

On the subject of "smart" TV's and their format support Samsung seem to have very good support for video... A Samsung TV I had a few years back never failed to play anything I threw at it, in HD or SD format where applicable... MKV, MP4, AVI, FLV, 3GP. Quite surprised me really and the UI actually wasn't all that bad. The audio (only) support was terrible though... MP3 and nothing else (not even the free OGG Vorbis format, which in my opinion results in a better overall sound than MP3).

HDMI hitch hounds Mac Mini holders

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Re: Isn't choice grand

I remember that kind of service many moons ago... from Commodore when my Amiga A600 decided to have a funny turn.

Musk to blast right of way through California with railgun Concorde

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Bond Villain...

...Glad he's not one! :D

Google stealthily coalesces UK music cloud into being

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FAIL

Not mentioned...

Had a play with the "music manager", which seems to be more of a bulk uploader, and the decided to ditch it almost instantly when I realised you can only download things you've uploaded a maximum of two times! Sod that, I'll stick to my 50gb Box account and stream from that.

Apple iPad Mini 8in tablet review

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Re: "Apple has launched an overpriced and under-specced turkey"

Second image caption: "Comfortable to hold in one hand without straining"

Got my tape measure out to see just how "comfortable" 135mm would be in my normal human being sized hands and have come to the conclusion that either A) I would be holding it wrong, or B) I would need to surgically replace my hands with that of a Gorilla which, in Apple-world, should be no big deal.

Kim Dotcom offers free internet with own submarine cable

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Re: Extradition?

That was my first thought.

New Oz road rules forbid touching mobes

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Re: @Larry F54 - cyclist's perspective

"To all drivers: A non-working headlight, rear light or brake light will cause your vehicle to fail its MOT test of roadworthiness, so try *checking* them every now and again!

Wrong. It depends how many lights the vehicle has. For instance my car, by manufacturer design, has 4 tail lights, 2 in each rear cluster so a failure of 1 on either or both sides is not automatically an MOT fail.

Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

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Re: Fucking, Austria

If I were sad enough to have such a thing, that Fucking page would be my favourite page on Wikipedia:

"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

"Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking — and it's going to stay Fucking."

Although the Germans are serious contenders in the places-with-funny-names competition by having a mountain called Wank where you can stay in the Wank-Haus, ride the Wankbahn, and you can also get yearly Wankpass. They also get bonus points for, at the top of Wank, being able to see the whole of the Zugspitze and the Wetterstein.

Yeah, I used to read Viz far too much! Fnarr Fnarr

Assange chums must cough up £93,500 bail over embassy lurk

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Why...

you've got down votes for stating fact I don't know?! Is it not the case that the "authorities" can revoke the inviolateness of an embassy should they have (damned) good reason to and have, so far, only chosen not to so as to maintain diplomatic relations with Equador, and the fact JA can't exactly go anywhere?

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Re: "which is recognised legally as Ecuadorian territory"

@MCCP: Upvoted you for upvoting the incomprehensibly downvoted post.

Zynga cracks open can-o-gloom all over 2012 outlook

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The only people...

...that I know (or knew, as is now the case) whom still play Draw Something is my ex, her mum and sister. The only reason I still played it was because my ex is an artist and her drawings were actually damned good little works of art. Everyone else I know stopped playing ages ago.

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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Re: Never mind the McFluffys

Indeed, that's why I'm always a dick about going to a McDonalds. I call them "Build-A-Burger" and refuse to acknowledge suggestions of eating at McDonalds until the third party making the suggestion realizes that I'm not going to agree to it unless they too refer to McDonalds as "Build-A-Burger". Then, after that little rigamarole, I simply tell them "No, why would I want to go somewhere where I ALWAYS have to (re)build the burger to get it looking at least something like a burger if not anything like those pictured on the menu boards?"

I don't get asked to go to McDonalds often. Which is kinda the point.

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