* Posts by JassMan

926 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Mar 2008

It's Becoming Messy: Judge says IBM's request to shut down age-discrimination lawsuit should be rejected

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Trollface

No title required

"According to Austin's report, "the numerous public and internal statements of IBM’s CEO and CFO expressing the need for the company to 'refresh' its workforce" raises the question of whether Langley's supervisors were guided by that directive when telling subordinates to cut staff."

The court has completely misunderstood. When top brass say refresh the workforce it just means they are considering offering free cold drinks and massages to oveworked staff</sarcasm>

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

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Can't help thinking...

that they are going to find it hard to find volunteers for the first manned flight. They may say that everything would have gone perfectly but if all the systems are timer based rather than position based they could find the capsule leaving without them for the return journey. Or worse, that the main engines burn for re-entry while still attached because a bit of ice has held them in place.

A system isn't fully tested until it works exactly as planned with all the bug fixes already in place. How many times has fixing one bug created another. And Boeing already have a history of that.

The IoT wars are over, maybe? Amazon, Apple, Google give up on smart-home domination dreams, agree to develop common standards

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Will they go far enough?

All well and good that they are talking open source but unless they also open the hardware drivers in the now (or to be shortly) obsolete gear in people's homes, they won't be doing their bit for the environment. The fires in Oz are a warning that unless we reuse rather than just recycle, we will all shortly be doomed.

FTC kicks feet through ash pile that once was Cambridge Analytica with belated verdict

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Re: Yet another demonstration of feeble corporate regulation

In my field, my clients expect me to have generous professional and public indemnity insurance.

Not many insurers pay out in the case of fraud and deliberate illegality. The insurance is against being sued when something accidentally goes wrong. The public can't claim against the policy when the company screws over an entire country then shuts its doors.

AT&T subscribers back in court to crack open telco giant's $60m FTC settlement over limited 'unlimited data' plans

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$12 or $31

Is that a one off payment, or per month, or per day? On the grounds that 2GB is only a quarter hour at 20Mb, unless the compensation is per day, I think the class actioners have every right to feel agrieved.

The US Army recruits WALL-E Chris H as its next-generation bomb disposal robot

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Re: is it alive?

@ Dan55

Probably the latest raspberry pi with a zigbee hat.

Feds indict 14 over alleged scheme to get Apple to replace fake iPhones with real ones

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Why did they bother to get real iPhones to send to China?

The following is an observation, not an attempt to condone the use of fake goods.

I have a friend who recently came back back from holiday in Africa who says local markets are full of fake iPhones. Most of the local population use them since they are far cheaper than the real thing, yet they seem to work perfectly well. Possibly they are more reliable than the real thing?

Presumably the "iPhones" sold in Africa actually come from China anyway so what is the point in a gang shipping fake phones from China to the US to be replaced by real phones from China then sending them all the way home again. It would be much cheaper for them to fill a container with the fake phones then switch it for a container of real ones before they even left China. I guess the fact that the death penalty is more likely to be carried out in China than in he US may be a major deterrent.

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

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Trollface

Re: Tiptoeing around the elephant in the room

" chemical reactions can mimic many of lifes abilities "

That may be because life IS a chemical reaction.

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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Coat

Hope the hack is up to date with his TB jab

Blood in snot and all that.

Google's joins Gang of Four to guard Play Store apps from malware, and maybe not fail so much

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Headmaster

Apostrophes are a satiricist's best friend

"Google's joins Gang of Four to guard Play Store apps from malware, and maybe not fail so much"

The missing words are "gonad grabber" and I claim my £5

Google's "gonad grabber" joins Gang of Four to guard Play Store apps from malware, and maybe not fail so much

OK, I know I should use the tips and corrections link but this way, some other grammar nazisusers get a chance to offer alternatives.

How does £36m sound, mon CHERI? UK.gov pumps cash into Arm security research

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Re: Have I got this right?

I assume this is the same Arm her predecessor allowed to be sold off so that all the income goes to foreign countries and now she wants go pay them to improve the design so that even more money stays offshore.

The mod firing squad: Stack Exchange embroiled in 'he said, she said, they said' row

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Re: Madness

M/F wasn't so obvious in the the case of (now obsolete) XLR power connectors.

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

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Re: Surely...

The saying I was taught is:

Nothing can be made totally foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports

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Re: Everything under control

WTF - they scanned it? Its almost as if they typed it on an old Remmington. How the fsck do they think we will be better off after brexit if they can even take the trouble to learn that when you have a computer you can print directly to PDF.

Yep, I checked they really did scan it. presumably to increase the file size and make the plebs think they'd been working hard to generate such a big file, when it could have been under 20k.

700km on a single charge: Mercedes says it's in it for the long run

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Trollface

Re: 100kWh? @itzman

Are you still living in the last century? Battery technology and its controllers is progressing at a very fast pace now there is an incentive. Power density, kWh/kg and life cycle have improved tremendously in the last 5 years. 200mpg equivalent is easily achievable now. One of the main things petrol heads forget is that every time you accelerate in an IC car, all the energy is lost when you brake. In an EV energy lost in braking is recovered for use in the next acceleration.

Battery life is now quoted as 8 years minimum and even then, an end of life battery will have 80-85% capacity. You can then reuse the battery rather than recycle the battery in a power standby system for another decade or 2.

JassMan

Re: 350kW!!!!

@Martin

A lot of good points but the counter argument is that if we had had more two way connected cars on the network, the blackout may not have occurred in the first place. Remember it was caused by 2 major suppliers dropping off within a minute of each other. The second supplier only just took the system over the edge - if there had been sufficient connected battery backup, the grid could well have withstood the temporary overload. The problem they had was due to rate at which extra capacity could be spun up. Battery backup can be virtually instantaneous.

Re: domestic solar contributing to the problem, again this was because very few are fitted with battery backup. When demand increases you can't just ask God to wind up the brightness of the sun and clear away all the clouds. When more cars are electric there will be a much larger supply of cheap batteries to create PowerWalls or equivalent. The 8 year life of EV batteries only refers to their life in the car because you don't want to be stranded on the roadside as a result of decreased capacity. Old EV batteries still generally have about 80-85% capacity and make very good fixed backup systems.

JassMan

Re: 350kW!!!!

@Justthefacts

Sorry but I call BS. The official average mileage per car in the UK is just over 7k miles PER YEAR. Converting to km per day makes just 35km. ie just 5% of the 700km on a 100kWh battery. So assuming your domestic 30kW the average car could replace the days usage in 10 minutes. With the smart charging systems now being installed where the car can actually feed back to the grid on demand, car batteries left at home when the user takes public transport can supply power to their neighbours during high demand and re-topup later. In fact official calculations show that if everyone had electric cars with smart chargers and left them plugged in while stationary, peak power would reduce below the current limits. In reality, not everyone would plug in and not everyone would allow spare battery capacity used but since not everyone is going swap petrol for electric overnight we will have time to workout just how much extra capacity will be needed if any.

JassMan

Re: can squeeze 700km from a single full battery charge

@Roland6

I think you are confusing power and energy. the 350kW is the max charge rate. Like the Tesla, the Merc has a 100kWh battery. Since it does and extra 100km ish, that makes the Merc more efficient.

Electric vehicles won't help UK meet emissions targets: Time to get out and walk, warn MPs

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WTF?

Re: legal target

Are National Grid on some kind of psycho active drugs? "Contributing evidence to the report, the National Grid said that just 54 charging stations, placed at appropriate points along the strategic road network, would mean 99 per cent of drivers in England and Wales would be within 50 miles of a charge point." Given that most of the older electric cars have a range of 100miles or less means that they can all drive to one of the 54 charging stations, wait in the 25mile long queue for several weeks, get home again, but then can't get back to the charge point for another charge.

I know other charging networks are available but unless they are thinking of putting in a useful system so that everyone can superfast charge within 10 miles of home they might as well not have put fingers to keyboard.

What the country (indeed all countries) is the ability to charge at ANY charge point just using a standard credit card without joining a "club" first. By all means give club members a 5% discount for using their own system but charging infrastructure is a public service and should be open to all.

'Deeply concerned' UK privacy watchdog thrusts probe into King's Cross face-recognizing snoop cam brouhaha

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Re: UK &US obviously doing the wrong tests.

Correction: The test was carried out in Nice. I think the interviewee extolling the virtues of the wonderful French which was so much better than the Chinese one, was speaking from Marseille.

JassMan

Re: Private/Public land

A quick duckduckgo shows that the entire site is owned by Kings Cross Development Ltd. Members of the public are allowed to walk through the various open spaces on suffrance. Obviously, they wouldn't sell much if they didn't allow the plebs in.

JassMan
Trollface

UK &US obviously doing the wrong tests.

Recently heard on FranceInter radio that a trial carried out in Marseille was 100% successful. The “criminal“ was immediately identified and there were no false positives. Strangely no one had complained either.

I suspect that the public weren't told that facial recognition was involved and the person being used as a test guineapig was a 3foot dwarf with flourescent orange hair and a nose like Cyrano de Bergerac. That can be the only explanation for the miraculous test result.

Friends, it's fine. Don't worry about randomers listening to your Skype convos. Microsoft has tweaked an FAQ a bit

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@fidodogbreath

Unfortunately the MS definitions of those principles appear to be:

Make sure MS Control everything the user does

Make Security as leaky as a colander

Make Transparency as clear as mud

Ohio state's top legal eagle just made it harder for the FBI, ICE, cops to snoop around its DMV DB for people's faces

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Trollface

I am just as shocked that someone in a position of authority is standing up for the man in the street. How long before the orange one issues an executive order to havw him removed?

Stuffing your MacBook Pro in a ziplock bag before a flight ain't gonna cut it, say Feds

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Joke

@AC

The 2 week wait is because they can't fly them back to China for the battery replacement. They have to go by slow-boat.

Bomb-hoaxing DoSer who targeted police in revenge was caught after Twitter taunts

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WTF?

" He was also handed a victim surcharge tax of £140."

So like they are going to pay 7p to everybody who didn't manage to see the site during the DoS attack even though they don't know who they were. Or does it just go into the policeman's Benevolent Fund to pay for a round of drinks at Xmas?

Jeff Bezos feels a tap on the shoulder. Ahem, Mr Amazon, care to explain how Capital One's AWS S3 buckets got hacked?

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Re: Tech insecure by design?

Not only that, but I bet a lot of manglent types see S3 and assume it means level 3 security (whatever that may be) especially when they see that buckets are accessed with a key.

Unfortunately, S3 just means Simple Storage System and the key is just a unique identifier because like the internet is bigger than a desk and c: to z: just doesn't hack it. Nothing about AWS implies security. It is up to the client to provide their own. So yes it insecure by design. FFS its not even posix compliant.

Google to offer users a choice of default search engine on Android in the EU – but it's pay to play

JassMan

Re: Except Google is shite (and getting shiter)

It is a god idea to read their policy and permissions before installing. You may not be happy for a search engine to download stuff you haven't asked for and to open files on your PC. Or change what you get to see on a page. Not to mention the fact it wants permission to read all your username and password fields. It seems to have delusions of replacing/supplementing your adblocker, noscript and other plugins rather than just concentrating on providing search results.

Their intentions may be entirely honorable but some of the things you have to permit seem open to abuse, especially if a hacker adds extensions to the plugin. It is also not clear whether the plugin is active even when you are not specifically using ecosia for a search.

Take two cornerstones of British life, booze and queues, then squirt them with face scans: AI Bar

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Trollface

@AC

Totally agree. I think most customers would also object to having to sign away their privacy rights in order to be able to buy a drink. No where in the article does it mention the screen where potential clients agree to signing away any rights under the GDPR nor how long it takes to read the boilerplate about the duties of the data controller (or even whether the landlord or the AI company is the controller).

JassMan
Headmaster

Re: I WAS FIRST MATE

Sorry, but I don't see what standing in for the ships captain has to do with your position in the queue. I was expecting some witty anecdote about your time in the navy while waiting for your tot of rum.

Who's for another trade war? Japan hits South Korea, Seoul survivor promises to retaliate

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Mushroom

An unfortunate turn of phrase

"US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo previously called on the two countries to bury the hatchet"

Often, one party thinks the best place to bury the hatchet is in the other party's head.

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

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Trollface

Re: God loves idiots or He/She wouldn't have made so many of them.

A certain minister, attempting to show the Love of God, once gave a sermon about blessed are the meek, blessed are the poor, blessed are a whole series of disadvantaged. He eventually got on to blessed are the thick although he was much more PC about it and carried on to explain that winners of the Darwin Award were gathered back into the breast of the Lord.

It was a later sermon virtually stating that "you can be the biggest thief, rapist, murderer in history, but as long as you believe in "God" you go to heaven, but if you save others lives, give all your wealth to charities, you go straight to hell if you don't believe in that god", which turned me into an atheist.

Spri-Mobile? T-Print? Time to think of a nickname: The Sprint/T-Mobile US merger is go

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Joke

T-Mobile's last big merger created EE

So obviously the new one has to be FF (Fscking Fonefloggers)

"The T-Mobile and Sprint merger we announced last April will create a bigger and bolder competitor than ever before – one that will deliver the most transformative 4.5G network in the country, higher prices, lower quality, unmatched value and thousands of job losses

FTFT

Backdoors won't weaken your encryption, wails FBI boss. And he's right. They won't – they'll fscking torpedo it

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Re: Stalin would be so proud of him

Every one of those backdoors is useless if the PC isn't connected to the Internet. There is not, and cannot be anything to prevent the crims creating and encrypting a message on an airgapped PC (with or without ineffective backdoors), then communicating that message via the leakiest app ever made. Ingenuity is the mother of invention and the airgapped PC can be as simple as a commodore 64 - it only has to run 1 program and be able to save the data to a common storage format. Don't forget that the original BBC model A computer had a whole 32KiB RAM and yet people were able to produced formatted documents, drawings and even databases. Yes that is KiB not MiB or GiB.

Never forget that politicians are mainly people who have never actually worked at a real-life job and forget that creating a law which forces backdoors in comms software (on even the bios/uefi) can never work on a device which has its bootloader set with 16 switches on a frontpanel. Even if they define a computer as a device with a CPU, enthusiasts have created computing devices out of 74 series (what you might call a distributed processing unit). All they can ever manage is to create a market in archaic devices. Every device which is created until the law comes into force will eventually be defined as archaic.

He's coming home, he's coming... Hutchins' coming home: British Wannacry killer held in US on malware dev rap set free by judge

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Hear, hear! @werdsmith

Today’s verdict is a rare sign of sense from an American legal system that all too often seems more focused on hard punishment rather than perspicacity. There is little sense in locking away a talented researcher, who has much to offer the world, over youthful indiscretions.

I think all the comments in past stories about Hutch have been about the illegalities and abuses by the FBI et al. After all they are also part of the justice system. Thank <your chosen deity> for a sensible judge who is not swayed by arguments put forward by "law and order" and those with a political axe to grind.

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

JassMan

So how does he think this is going to work?

Does he expect that all comms apps will have the backdoor password / keys baked in? So any open source is also going to have those same passwords/ keys fully visible because, like, it is OPEN source. That is going to really keep the crims out. The only other logical way is to force everyone to register every app with the gov so that the first time you use it it sets up the backdoor. Again I don't see the crims volunteering to register their apps with the gov, and with open source you can just look for the gov mandated code additions, remove them and recompile.

Too hot to handle? Raspberry Pi 4 fans left wondering if kit should come with a heatsink

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Joke

Re: Small heatsinks are less then ideal

What it really needs is one of these to do the cooling - it will certainly hold it down no matter how many cables are plugged in.

Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m

JassMan
Trollface

Why ask Google to pay extra for Cheryl Fillekes?

If they passed a hat around and put in $150 each, they could double her payout. If they fight a further legal with Google they could waste their entire paltry gains in yet more legal fees.

Microsoft bungs a billion bucks at biz developing AI that will take our jobs 'for the benefit of all'

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Trollface

Re: ?Who's gonna stop the fake news when the polls are down?

"could be used to generate news reports that were hard to distinguish from human-authored ones, a dangerous tool in an era of fake news"

What the world needs is AI with a conscience. Unlike current AI which is as biassed as its training data, if the starting point in training was a conscience, a good AI would look at fake news and hunt down all the little falsehoods which make fake news look so plausible on the surface. Something which most modern journalists fail to do when re-reporting untruths and giving just them that bit more legitimacy.

We wouldn't be in the Brexit mess we have today if journalists hadn't republished Boris's story about bent bananas, instead of actually reading the directive and commenting on the truth (to give but one example). The problem with fake news is not that most intelligent people can see the lie, but that most of the general public see the grains of truth, add them together and make a cake to keep as well as eat.

Microsoft breaks out checkbook, turns Hungarian 'bribe' charge into a mere 'settlement'

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When is a bribe not a bribe?

Answer: When its paid to your own government instead of someone else's.

In reality, the money paid to the US gov does actually go to keep taxes low for the super-rich in general whereas money paid to foreign officials goes directly into their pockets and doesn't benefit quite as many people.

Cloudflare comes clean on crashing a chunk of the web: How small errors and one tiny bit of code led to a huge mess

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Trollface

Re: It never gets any less true.

Some people when confronted by a problem DON'T think.

FTFY

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

JassMan

Re: Why not become a vexillologist?

I for one am vexed that you had to run that one up the flagpole to see if anyone salutes.

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Pirate

Re: IT connection?

At the time of posting you will notice that his post is only showing 1, so that went well then. Unless of course the second one was pirated.

Microsoft middlemen rebel against removal of free software licences

JassMan

They should be glad.

If they had free software because of nominal competencies and then sold licences having told a client that the sofware would do everything required of it, they could be sued for misrepresentation or fraud on the grounds that they were "compentent". Now they can just say "you'll have to take Microsofts word for it that it works, because I don't have a licenced copy to try it out for you." Their legal bills will be so much lower because they know that no one ever sues MS and wins.

On the other hand their turnover is also going to be lower because lots of would-be clients are going to say "why should we buy software from you if you aren't using it yourself"

Chinese government has got it 'spot on' when it comes to face-recog tech says, er, London's Met cops' top rep

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Re: Decisions, Decisions...

He will continue to believe his system is wonderful and there is nothing to be afraid of, even after he himself ends up in prison for kiddy fiddling or similar. The computer said it so it must be true.

DoH! Secure DNS doesn't make us a villain, Mozilla tells UK broadband providers

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Re: or with Corbyn should the worst come to the worst.

Talk of Brexit is seriously off topic here but since you brought it up.

No political entity ever votes to get rid of themselves, the idea of Brexit was almost certainly not to commit genicide and exterminate proles. Nor was it a way of getting back at the Liberal elite, since the last time the Liberals were in power (as opposed to coalition) is beyond living memory for over 70% of the population and Liberals have never been elitist anyway. The real reason for Brexit was that a small percentage of the population who have never done a days work in their lives but mostly have right wing tendencies of various degrees, worked out how to lie the public in a way they would not believe they were being conned. Those same people will either make a massive fortune from Brexit or are friends with others who are happy to share the ill gotten gains of Brexit. Remainers were accused of lying when they said we would all be worse off after Brexit, yet the likes of Boris and Nigel keep repeating that all is well. 2 points (a) we haven't actually left yet so of course things are not as bad as they are going to get. (b) your buying power if you travel is at least 15% less than before the vote, and if you buy at home you get less but don't actually notice because of shrinkflation.

Don't even mention all the wonderfull trade deals we will be able to do with hundreds of countries, most of whom have a GDP less than a medium size UK town

Google takes the PIS out of advertising: New algo securely analyzes shared encrypted data sets without leaking contents

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Liberal splashings of snake oil

Unless Google are planning on passing unique identifying info from all their customers' (merchants, travel operators, congestion authorities, etc) into their own, parsing the data and then finding the intersecting sets, I don't see how this can work.

Point 1. When I buy in a glass fronted shop, I never give authority to email me (not even electronic receipts), nor share any data I might have had to fill in for the guarantee.

Point 2. I always use one card for travelling (contactless) and a different card for high value purchases. I have also have a third very low balance card for use in places where skimming is more likely such as petrol stations, restaurants.

Atari finally launches its VCS console. Again.

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Re: It's not a console, its "the Raspberry Pi of the Living room"

Yep they should have just put a Pi inside the box, plug a game cassette socket into the GPIO, sell it at cost and specialize in what they once did best which is the software. They should have splashed the cash on writing a superfast gaming engine, capable of running its old classics as well as new products. If they wanted a hardware USP, they could have worked with Raspberry to use the latest existing board but pay a slight premium for one with a new SOC with more cores and memory.

FFS, if people are happy to pay to run old Sinclair games on their Pis, there must be a workable business model for a well sorted Atari console. They could even go down the Pi pathway of starting simple with existing motherboard and emulator, then produce the faster versions with new games later.

Stiff penalty: Prenda Law copyright troll gets 14 years of hard time for blue view 'n sue scam

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Joke

Stiff penalty?

So at least the victims got a hardon even if it left them hardup. Did any juicy bits come out when the evidence was shown to the jury?

JassMan

Who says crime dorsn't pay?

He 'earned' $3M but only had to pay back $1.5M. 168 months in prison still makes him almost $9K/ month. I know a lot of people who could live quite happily on that. He should have been forced to pay back in full with interest and a loading for emotional stress.