Re: A Cool Billion ! Roll Up, Roll Up !
I was almost going to say that I was taught that almost everything will burn except noble gases and oxidisers. However, I have since come across this article in New Scientist which shows that if you try hard enough and have the right oxidiser, you can "burn" noble gases and even (shock, horror) oxygen itself.
Not very likely to happen as a result of poor regulations though.
Sorry about the iconic abuse but it is somehow suitable.