* Posts by Gordon Pryra

990 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

USA reverses iPhone, iPad sales ban

Gordon Pryra

Correct decision?

What’s the point in even pretending to have a legal system then?

All those people employed by the courts should be removed in order to save some cash, obviously they serve no purpose.

The American legal system seems to "fluid" to be workable. If the decision goes against some politicos wishes then they just reverse the judgement or if something the American Government wants to do is illegal then they just do it in a different country.

You guys just keep giving your enemys ammunition

Gov: Smart TV bods must protect users from smut-riddled badness

Gordon Pryra

Unregulated content?

People with "Smart TV's" already know what is "unregulated" by the fact they need to click on their internet TV viewer of choice to view it.

Whats the real reasons behind this bollocks?

Virgin Media blames scruffy students for HUGE drop in cable subscribers

Gordon Pryra

Doubt sports has much impact

But their customer services does.

If it wasnt for BT really (really) screwing me over I would have never gone back to Virgin.

They are one of these companies in which customers can exist in one of two states. Either brilliant, or fucking aweful.

If you are in the latter group, then you need to talk to customer servicves or pay for techical support, neither of which will help you.

Google scientists rebel over company's support for 'climate-hoax' Senator

Gordon Pryra

Evidence of the Bible

"The evidence of the Bible showed that the idea of dangerous man-made climate change was wrong"

If you can bring yourself to get beyond the "Random book written by evangelical zealots with their own agendas" used as evidence part of the story. He is still talk bollocks. I don't see how he can interpret that parable as showing any such thing.

Or is this just a case of the same old, l"ets say its in the holy book as no one will ever read it anyway"?

It pains me that I am still supposed to take people seriously who claim to believe in a supernatural being, do we not have education to counter this crap?

Buy a household 3D printer, it'll pay for itself in months!

Gordon Pryra

Terrible waste of resources

If we (ie the Human Race) were actually serious about lasting any decent length of time on this mud ball, there are good reasons why we should not have normal paper printers in a persons house, let alone a snot-sticker

Secret ROYAL BABY birth VIDEO leaked! (And other malware scams)

Gordon Pryra

Re: Chief Druid

@sandman

"Admittedly it might be tricky to get the human sacrifices cleared under European human rights legislation"

Rubbish, religions can ignore all laws and do what the hell they want. A good example outside of the obvious sharia law would be the Church of England "debating" haveing Women Bishops

UK discovers Huawei UK staff auditing Huawei kit: Govt orders probe

Gordon Pryra

Not worth the time to even talk about this

Why would Huawi go to all the effort? They would just chuck a few quid at BT

After BT and their selling of customer surfing habits to Phorm (with the biggest wiretap we knew about until Snowden opened his mouth ) and their attempt to defend it with the immoral lie "we did not believe it to be illegal"

You cannot trust a word this slime company tells you. They have already proved that they will sell customers down the river for a profit, and we are supposed to trust they would not do the same to the Chinese/Americans/any other power that asked?

Brazilians strip Amazon of brazen .amazon gTLD grab bid

Gordon Pryra

@Ian 62

The whole point to the additional "custom" TLD's is to force companies to buy every permutation of brand name and negative name they can think of to protect their own brand.

Luckily people are stupid and will only ever use/understand .com so mostly these will never see the light of day nor a search engine near you

Gordon Pryra

Re: Best that pissed ICCAN off

Have to add a second note, allowing a retailer to own the .shop domain is also madness.

While ICANN are in the happy environment of effectively owning the domain name money press, its pretty much only with the say so of the rest of the world.

A few stupid decisions here for a fast buck could conceivably wreck this for them.

Greed tends to be a good strategy for the short term only

Gordon Pryra

Best that pissed ICCAN off

Setting a precedent like this must hurt.

Allowing common sense any footing may hurt their plans for continued printing of money....

Paypal makes man 1000x as rich as the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

Gordon Pryra

Re: Are you telling me...

That's a bit rich from a country who host their own "world tournaments" for games that no other countries play.

Also baseball players look like badly dressed people from the 40's, but from a country that still values the double breasted suit, I guess we are mean to mention fashion....

Also Apple spawned in the USA

nuff said

Admen's suggested tweaks to Do Not Track filed straight into the bin

Gordon Pryra

I love W3C

I know its passé to get your websites 100% W3C complaint, but really these guys are good news to anyone who fires up a browser.

A solid set of standards that means you can actually be sure that what you are looking at is what your users/customers will be looking at.

A good feel that your complaint site will run on any browser

And on top of it, they really don't give a flying f**k who you are and who you work for, they stick to their stated aims with almost religious Fervency .

Take your ideas about hard coding some advertising bull shit into a browser and **** off admen,

Anyway,. are you that totally stupid to believe that if you had managed to get some of your stupid ideas into W3C's standards that the community would not have created a free browser which did not have this shit?

maybe you idiots should understand more about the industry you have chosen to cream some cash from.

A web browser displays HTML. HTML is not owned by anyone and its a language designed to display what the author requires.

Any browser that goes beyond that in the ways you want will be ditched in seconds.

After all, if Google, owning Chrome, don't do it, did you not ask yourselves why?

Sony coughs up £250K ICO fine after security fears

Gordon Pryra

Re: Beyond words

Ehh?

Both?

The defense of "at least we are not as bad as "other company" is a crap one. never seen it work.

The story is not about M$'s failings, but about Sony. (need far more than a single page to talk about that)

Gordon Pryra

Says it's paying because.....

"Says it's paying because it doesn't want to get hit by really big fines as they are 100% at fault"

There fixed that line for you

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

Gordon Pryra

Re: @Gordon Does this excuse still work?

@Havin_it

Yes :(

Gordon Pryra

Does this excuse still work?

has this excuse not been done to death?

It was not my fault its the (insert anything you want here)

This is the sort of thing you would expect on Jeramy Kyle from the inbreed retards their actors portray so successfully (at least I hope some are actors or we have living proof on what happens when Darwin's theory's are broken by modern medicine)

Who ate all the flash pie: Samsung, 'course, but hang on... GOOGLE?

Gordon Pryra

Re: Are these numbers down to sales or Google making them for themselves?

Gimmi an up-vote for being right for the first time this week!!

Gordon Pryra

Are these numbers down to sales or Google making them for themselves?

I've not seen Google branded SSD's though I presume from the back of this article that they are inside the various Google rack mounted boxes we get

I'm guessing Google just brought their own SSD manufacturing ability to save cash. And considering they send a number of backups in case the first one goes down (it never has, but we have 4 backups for some reason) the numbers of SSD's are high.

Samsung isn't alone: HTC profits take a huge dive

Gordon Pryra

No reason to buy a 2nd smartphone

The difference between my old handset and my S2 smartphone was worth the price to me

The difference between my S2 smartphone and any other smartphone is negligible.

It would be like changing cars every year to get the new number-plate, nice but ultimately a crap expensive idea

Olympus trio escape jail but firm fined £4.6 MEEELION

Gordon Pryra

Re: Thats appalling

@Gordon

Hardly the kind of stuff that's unique to Japan.

Check out the Yanks and Apple. How many times have apple brought their way out of deep shit and prison? last example would be price fixing over e-books

Or Google in the Uk? Lying about the status of their London sales force but buying a big building in London to get the politicos to stfu over it.

Or Westminster Police and their famous "BT did not know wiretapping was a crime" bullshit about Phrorm.

Some of these are actual criminal activities rather than just distasteful, with even the police forces being forced to lie on their behalf.

Its not /slowhandclap Japan, more like /awe at the worlds Governments hypocrisy and barefaced "in your face normal people" attitude.

US states: Google making ad money on illegal YouTube vids

Gordon Pryra

Re: What they SHOULD be doing??

They already do.

If you can't work out for yourself why this is bad then you kind of deserve the regime you live under (UK or US, dunno bout the Aussies)

Regulator sniffs mobile services bods: 'Something's off. Hand me the probe'

Gordon Pryra

Service?

Why do people keep describing these kind of things as a service?

Service to who?

Government IT contracts to be scrutinised by UK competition watchdog

Gordon Pryra

Re: "end the oligopoly of big business supplying government IT by breaking down contract...

From my experience in local govt and the NHS and the choice for buying items is thus

1) Will the company go tits up and cost me my job for buying from them

2) Is the company owned by Friends of people further up the chain?

Many purchasing choices should actually be classed as theft from the tax payer

Fitbit Flex wristband: What to wear out when wearing yourself out

Gordon Pryra

Re: I'm guessing the software is not the point to this device.

@john 110,

I apologize, you are right, we need to include the "big boned too"

Gordon Pryra

I'm guessing the software is not the point to this device.

The ability to use some of the other Apps, like myfitnespal means they can just give the basics in their own software and allow others to work out what to actually do with the device far better. Myfitnespall for example has a handy barcode scanner for entering your meals which works pretty well. The crap part about that app is not the meals but the entering of exercise, so it may work well together.

Final point, anyone who is pretty active won’t need one of these once they are out of their fat stage. And anyone who is fat and using one of these to help get healthy would probably be fat again within a month of losing the pounds as fat people are generally lazy. In fact they would probably buy one of these, get board in week After all, in reality, what use is knowing how many steps you take?

Come to think of it, the whole system and all of the apps are pretty useless, how does knowing how many calories, a measurement of how much heat is given off something when you burn it, and how many steps you take actually help you?

It can give you confirmation that you are active (you know this already) and that's about it.

Until we legislate against the fat people then they will always be there, the only purpose this wrist band serves (that I can see) is to alert people to the presence of a soon to be fatty or an ex-fatty from whom you should hide your sandwiches.

Windows 8 apps pass 100K, Windows 8 passes Vista

Gordon Pryra

Misquote there AC

he never said "I'm going to f****** kill Google."

He actually said "I'm going to f****** kill Graham."

Which he has done, he is in walled up behind an old conference room in Redmond

Apple dodged all UK corporation tax in 2012

Gordon Pryra

If our Lawmakers were not personally better off from these tax laws

They would have sorted these things out by now.

We in the UK are in a strong position, we have a massive market and a massive pool of creative people able to start their own companies.

Thus refusing entry to our market for those who do not pay tax here, Google, Apple,Amazon Starbucks etc would have the knock on affect of creating jobs as we fill in the gaps left by these people.

They have no right to be here, they make use of our infrastructure and the huge amount of money they make could easily be made by internal companies. Yeah some of them have good products, but really, 5 years down the line who will care who made your phone, ground your coffee or found your online raz pics

Facebook restricts ads running next to dodgy posts

Gordon Pryra

It makes these pages sound like they have lost out.

" Page selling adult products was eligible to have ads appear on its right-hand side"

I would rather not be eligible

After all, being eligible just gives my time-line a sting of adverts for games consisting of cartoon girls with their tits out.

Spaniards deploy self-propelled ROBOT BALLS

Gordon Pryra

Re: What's spanish for "exterminate"?

exterminarlos or exterminar

Our week with Soylent: Don't chuck out your vintage food quite yet

Gordon Pryra
Joke

Whats the drink saying to the veg in that photo?

Make Room! Make Room!

NSA hacked China's top carriers in hunt for SMS data - report

Gordon Pryra

Re: US.. complains Hong Kong authorities not authoritaian enough.

Its the reaping what you sow bit that gets people the most.

So much hate for one country, not really down to what they are doing, after all most of the big 3 could be classed as evil states (China, USA n Russia are hardly nice regimes)

It is the hypocrisy that really pisses people off. China and Russia don't spout it half as much (actually we aren't 100% sure what China are telling us, but we know the mad bastards don't give a monkeys about what we think)

That said, a lot of the smaller country's should be glad that the USA's is so large, it hides the crap we do. Rather the USA is a target than a small backwater like the UK or just the K when the Scots bugger off.

Blind activist Chen given spyware-laden iPad and iPhone

Gordon Pryra

This guy had no chance

Whats his choices?

1) Being given Chinese hardware was always going to be risky.

2) If he bypassed the Chinese then the NSA would have been snooping on him anyway.

Number of cops abusing Police National Computer access on the rise

Gordon Pryra

This is a massive percentage of police

Who seem to be able to use a computer now abusing these systems.

Every time I need the police to help me, it seems that the ones i talk to have either not got the training to use the system, or just give a blank stare when asked questions.

Even a simple, "hey can you tell me the date of the time I called you guys to help me when my drunk neighbor came into my property and attacked me" gets the response "sorry cant do that, file a freedom of information so someone who can be arsed looks for you"

With the amount of data we know they hold on criminals, and now the greater levels of very private information we know they hold on law abiding citizens, this offense should be a minimum jail term of some length.

The police constantly show themselves to be untrustworthy unless they are dealing with automated offenses like parking fines and speeding. They are, in the main, normal people tarred with the lazy brush (like all civil servants end up being after a few years) they need the fear that their actions will have some consequences beaten into them.

Google flings another £1m at online child sex abuse vid CRACKDOWN

Gordon Pryra

Re: Yet curiously ...

hmmmmm

I'm guessing they just forgot that one, would be pretty funny to see Google in the dock accused of stealing someones work and the evidence against them compiled by their own product

MPs demand UK rates revamp after Google's 'extraordinary tax mismatch'

Gordon Pryra

The whole charade is a disgrace

1) HMRC not saying anything when they got the cheque for 16 million.

2) Google thinking they can just say, "no, we ain't going to pay, we give a few of you jobs"

3) Some Politions actually backing that 2nd point up in public

4) Google's blatant lies around the selling of their services

Perhaps most damning of all

5) Margaret Hodges own family run company doing exactly the same as Google with the same arguments. but not being investigated by Parliament like the Google circus.

Boffins fire up old dish to send interstellar SMS

Gordon Pryra
WTF?

Why the hell would they do that?

Why are we, as a species, so totally unable to learn from our mistakes?

Not even from our mistakes, after all, most of us are descended from tribes that wiped out the weaker tribes/species they encountered.

How the hell did such a stupid people with a racial death-wish manage to make to to the top of the food chain?

At least pidgins have some form of racial memory

Crusading lawmen want more details on Apple's iOS 7 'Activation Lock'

Gordon Pryra

@Cliff Re: In the meantime

Sorry no,

The police will do bugger all even with all that.

You are confusing your idea of what the police should be doing with what they believe they should be doing.

Check out http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com/ for an exact real word example of your set up

Microsoft in sexism strife again over XBOX rape joke

Gordon Pryra

Its a joke about rape ffs

This is not funny, why are the posters above me trying to make some big issue out of their "lack of freedom"?

Much like the fat fuckers rioting in London last year, you need to grow up and use the brain a little bit more.

Then again, with the story content revolving around a game, I guess this specific forum must then take on some of the quality's of gaming forums the world over, ill thought out, knee jerk reactions.

PM Cameron calls for modern, programmable computers! (We think)

Gordon Pryra

If it smells like..

Then most likely its the value of the qualifications being taken these days.

Having a PM talk fluff on the world stage hardly fills us with confidence that this sorry sate of affairs will be changing any time soon

CIA-funded upstart: The truth about Prism and NSA's web snooping

Gordon Pryra

Not surprising Prism is so powerful

Not when it has the The palantír of Orthanc at its root

Google says it can predict movie box office with 94% accuracy

Gordon Pryra

So what they are saying is hype = sucess

erm?

Normally I argue in favor of the G Men, but this is just stating the obvious. They need to stfu and get back to taking the comparison sites out of their index

Exclusive Halo game coming to Windows 8 and WinPhone 8

Gordon Pryra

Well thats it then

Time to move to Windows 8!!!!

Oh hang on, I would rather eat the cheese between my toes.

Anyway, just how good can a FPS be on a touch screen?

Short-staffed website swaps DOGS for DEVELOPERS

Gordon Pryra

Looking at their page

And you can see why they need some developers, though to be honest, do they really need 4 developers?

I would suggest the owner needs to spend an hour looking into the CMS he is using and either replicating it on wordpress or something less bloated than the thing he is using now.

Then read the Google webmasters guidelines and implement those. (these are good enough to cover all search engines)

I know site validation is unpopular with idiots who cant write clean HTML, but it is a significant issue and shows a really lazy company.

W3C is your friend not a enemy!!!

iPHONES and 'Pads BANNED in US for violating Samsung patent

Gordon Pryra

@john 19

And that's the view of many people.

On top of that a lot of people find it hard to believe a company like Apple can have ever come up with any real patients themselves. Which makes a mockery of the idea behind patient in the first place.

After all their products, outside of the styling, may as well have been made from a parts catalog of components on offer by other companies.

Gordon Pryra

Re: <checking the date>

@Neoc,

Exactly, I checked the date as well.....

Prosecutor on Private Manning's Wiki-leaks: 'Arrogance meets access'

Gordon Pryra

The contents of the documents affirm the word arrogance

While Bradley will get hung out to dry for his actions, and probably rightfully so. the contents of the documents he disclosed did not actually do much to Americas standing on the world stage.

They just gave more credence to their "enemys" claims about good old uncles sames benign foreign policy.

I mean, you guys do ask yourselves just what makes someone willing to die to hurt you? Don't you?

Smut-for-Glass app suffers premature ejection

Gordon Pryra

Seems like Google are burning their bridges here

Was it not the porn world who have progressed the internet by such a massive amount from the bad old days of animated gifs circa 80's-90's?

Considering the average buyer of the portable 24/7 pr0n display will be single 25-35 year old males with disposable income, it seems a bit silly to make them look at the alternative head set that will be out very soon after the glass.

Twitter, Facebook are 'a MENACE to society', says Turkey's PM

Gordon Pryra

People In Glass Houses

Following the riots in the UK a few months ago they legislated to allow them to being down social sites.

So how is this guy any different to the self serving fuckers in charge of our country?

Quantum boffins send data ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

Gordon Pryra
Facepalm

@Tchou

There is already an algorithm for exactly this

Where costs = peanuts + outsourced to Mumbai = bring back in-house

Thus you can fix errors in code that has not yet been written