* Posts by Gordon Pryra

990 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

AI vans are real – but they'll make us suck at driving, warn boffins

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road signs and traffic signals

Who cares about road signs and traffic signals when they are sleeping off their hangover on the way to work down the M1

Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter

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2 Wrongs make a right here I think

Its offensive to me that I must treat people who claim to believe in a sky fairy with respect and not ridicule.

its offensive to me that people who work in advertising also claim to have any rights to respect

In this case, mixing the two should actually make a right?

Uncle Sam says 'nyet' to Kaspersky amid fresh claims of Russian ties

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Should the GSA not have waited?

Surely they should have waited for Putin to tell Trump what he should be doing here....

Judge used personal email to send out details of sensitive case

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Re: Weird

Objection!!!

Most people who have a domain name use the rubbish mail that is given as a freebie as part of the hosting package.

Not secure and generally crappy.

I rest my case

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Weird

The cloud mail was probably just from his phone, easy mistake to make if you don't really understand how email works (or rather don't realize that you are not using a work mail rather than the crappy one which throws "sent from my iPhone" at the bottom.

I am making the assumption that the Judge is of the older generation and not good old Judge Rinder.

Sending an email using his sons crappy mail server is probably just a sign that the Judge is so used to applying laws differently for different groups of people that he forgets that he is also covered by them....

Hard Rock hotels burgered up by Sabre breach

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Chip and Pin

While Chip and Pin is not actually a security system, more a "shift blame to customers whilst reducing security system" the mechanics means that the Pin number is not stored when you use it.

With contactless you are also pretty safe (from the Sabre story anyway) details of the card are not stored at the point of sale.

That is if the $10 reader you put your card in is actually legit and not made by the guy who is stealing your details (whilst smiling at you)

Trump backs off idea for joint US/Russian 'impenetrable Cyber Security unit'

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Its all pretty obvious

Its Trumps way of doing what his Russian masters ask but hiding the fact from the Americans in the street.

Namely giving the USSR the keys to the USA.

I wonder what the total cost of being made President is and when will Russia collect

Breached Bitcoin Bithumb bosses blame bod's BYOD

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Bithumb insisted its internal systems were not compromised.

People still playing the "its not in the office so its not internal" card then......

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

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it's a not a critical security issue

"To exploit the issue, an attacker would have to convince an administrator – someone who already has root access – to install a unit file with an invalid user name"

Would this not make it MORE of an issue?

Surly this allows me to chuck a sysadmin £20 and lets him do something that doesn't have his account details all over it to trace back to him

Actual hacking rather than the "kid in the hoodie in front of a green screen" image the daily mail has

SBU claims Russia was behind NotPetya

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Ignore all the Crimea crap on this thread

Does anyone actually believe any of this finger pointing?

It smells like the "Koreans Pwned the NHS" bullshit that came out the other day as a cover for basic IT mismanagement on a massive scale.

Viruses have no flag, they follow any route of attack available. The only real occasion of targeted viruses that actually targeted the target ( :) ) was Stuxnet.

And I am sure that was the Yanks and the Israelis.

Considering the links between the two countries, its likely Russian business got hit by NotPetya just as hard.

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Re: Most Wanted

"Under that designation, the leaders are held to account."

Considering that prior to this Russia just walked over the border and took over, I doubt a little hacking is going to make the UN and through them, the Hague stand up and hold anyone to account for anything .....

Constant work makes the kilo walk the Planck

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Lego?

What sort of childlike exercise was this?

Get me someone who can do it properly

In play-mobile.......

DDoS script kiddies are also... actual kiddies, Europol arrests reveal

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Today’s generation is closer to technology than ever before.

No, just young enough to be stupid enough to think they wont get caught.

Add stupid enough to take things way to personally in a game/forum and its a disaster waiting to happen.

Male escort says he gave up IT to do something more meaningful

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I wouldn't get out of bed for that sort of cash

Oh, hang on....

China pollutes ocean with bloody big rocket

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China pollutes ocean with American manufacturing

There, fixed it

One-third of Brit IT projects on track to fail

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Good

If any part of IT worked as expected then none of the people reading this forum would have jobs.

I for one LOVE it when CSC or Capita get involved, this means that at some point down the line I will get some employment helping to either fix or try to extend the time between massive loss in service

Luckily Gov.Uk tend not to want to spend the time to actually fix things, just spend to cash to not let it die on their watch.

Thank god for idiots with their princes and for a general lack of decent oversight in the industry

Fresh cotton underpants fix series of mysterious mainframe crashes

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Pirate

Re: Humidity control

We are talking about old mainframes here, even 10 years ago data centers were generally just "rooms with computers", 20 years ago and i can remember being able to smoke whilst fixing issues with NT4 webservers,

Further back in time, things get even less controlled

(Pirate icon cos there is no icon for unregulated cowboy controls)

US Senators want Kaspersky shut out of military contracts

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Re: retaliatory measures?

"Like blocking imports of US operating systems?"

Reckon FAST has a strong presence in Russia?

Putin would laugh at the Western lady boys looking asking Rus.Co to pay for Windows

Big question: Who gets the blame if a cyborg drops a kid on its head?

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Re: STOP

Actually

given enough babies, I am sure that your machine will eventually learn....

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Hmmm, from past experience its either

1) N00b!

2) Opps im a newbie :)

3) It wasn't me, it was my brother on my account

4) I was afk

5) LAAAAAG!!

Research suggests UK consumers find 'fibre' advertising misleading

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" leaving consumers baffled"

Which is the point, no?

IBM's contractor crackdown continues: Survivors refusing pay cut have hours reduced

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The cuts are impacting morale

Well, no offense, but you have a choice.

As a contractor myself, I constantly get annoyed by listening to other contractors complain about pay/working conditions etc

In this case it seems that the IBM contractors see themselves as IBM staff, just on more cash than the full timers, tough go full time or deal with it.

We are NOT talking about the poor sods on zero hours contracts that are forced to become "self employed" but the upper levels where they don't seem to want to take the negatives along with the cash

Google coughs up $5.5m to make recruiters 'screwed out of overtime pay' go away

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Ignoring the legalities

I find it amusing that its the recruitment agencies who didn't get paid overtime rather than the poor contractors they put in to do the actual work for once

Uber sued after digging up medical records of woman raped by driver

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Re: Odd

"Why isn't he being extradited to India?"

That only works in reverse

We're not saying we're living in a simulation but someone's simulated the universe in a computer

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No need for any of this

In fact these sorts of models are BAD ideas for the Human race.

All we will gain (once we understand what dark matter is) is the knowledge that WE are just a simulation.

At which point they will shut us down........

Ta-ta, security: Bungling Tata devs leaked banks' code on public GitHub repo, says IT bloke

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The names of the affected clients have been withheld, for now

El Reg thinking of a making a little money here?

Feeling old? Well, we're older than that: Newly found Homo sapiens jaw dates back 350k years

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If God had meant us to understand the universe

Well that depends on WHICH god you are talking about.

And then which VERSION of that God.

Once you have that part sorted, you can look at the various text revisions of their religious books

Then again, once it comes down to it, the only two gods who matter are the ones that the "piss eyed tango monster" worships and the alternative option given by ISIS.

You tend to find the Gods with the biggest standing army are the ones who get the billing as "the one true god"

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Re: Must be fake news

And well deserved at that!!

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Must be fake news

How can they be true?

After all, how can a human have a differently shaped head?

I have seen pictures of Adam and he looks normal!! (if a tad white)

Wont someone think of the sky fairy's?

Obama's intel chief says Russia totally tried to swing it for Trump

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FAIL

Re: Shit-for-brains

I agree with @smudge earlier, no matter my own views, this guy is about as trustworthy as the English Nigel Farage, who is also linked to the Russians?..

Obviously my own views are anti-trump and anti-brexit, so I am biased, but it seems like the Russians did a good job here, they have managed (or helped) to get a dangerous idiot into the White House who is hell bent on destroying American power across the globe and they have helped get the UK out of the EU weakening that body and strengthening Russia in the process.

Golf Claps all round I think

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: If you can't stand the heat

"is that people who are dickheads online tend also to be dickheads in real life"

oh God yeah!!

BUT

Dickheads in real life tend not to get a soapbox they can stand on and shout their views.

For example, In real life I am a total dick head, but no-one would listen to my idiotic views on storage quotas, yet on a forum, I can shout and post loud enough and often enough that some sheep will believe I "might" know what I am talking about or even worse, take me seriously.

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Re: If you can't stand the heat

"People do indeed say all kinds of things online that they would not say in person."

Exactly.

The combinations of the following make any forum a cesspit

1) Anonymity

2) Pressing "post" before reading out loud what has been typed

3) Emotional link with the subject matter

4) General lack of social skills

5) lack of inhibitions that are present in a face to face interaction

6) Badly worded and written posts which reduces people understanding of points raised. This coupled with the use of English as the primary language but with non-English speaking people as the protagonists

Its normal to see two people fighting each other on a forum but sadly, they are both arguing for the same thing.

I am sure the "Hello Kitty" forums has the same levels of vitriol and bile as any Open Source forum

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personally experienced a negative interaction with another user in open source

This is entirely because "interaction with another user in open source" is almost 100% on a forum style medium.

The exact same results would be found with any online group, except you could maybe increase the h8 on a technical forum because techies generally don't get into these subjects because of their social skills.

German court says 'Nein' on Facebook profile access request

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Re: The family has no rights under the law to look at their daughter's data.

Gordon mate

There is a 10 minute window where you can edit your post so you don't read like that 9 year old you mention.

In fact, on evidence, her written skills are considerably greater than yours.....

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The family has no rights under the law to look at their daughter's data.

As a father of a 9 year old I always assumed from that that the I (the guardian of the child) has more say in that child's privacy than the child did (at least until they reached 16 or 18).

After all its my job to protect that child until they are advanced enough to understand the shit eating fuckers that are out thee preying on them.

Facebook proof that there is a NEED for me to perform this role, but as they are rich and paid the right back hander in a brown paper bag to some German......

China cyber-security law will keep citizens' data within the Great Firewall

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Pity this doesent apply to the English

All out information is shipped out from Gov.Uk to the Yanks weekly

Anything missed gets sold to the American data gathers like Google by the various UK organisations (NHS etc)

Lucky bloody Chinese!!!

Elon to dump Trump over climate bump

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Re: Hmm,

na, hes just spent a weekend in Paris, he cant understand what all the fuss is about....

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Trump has a point

The weather in Paris is lovely right now

Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht denied bid for new trial

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While we laugh at the arguments he made

It was worth him giving it a go, it is not like he has anything to loose :P

Spacecraft spots possible signs of frozen water on the Moon

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Frozen water?

Or the mess the yanks left when they went up there?

IBM asks contractors to take a pay cut

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The consequences of refusing the pay cut are unclear.

Really?

And when its time to renew the contact, who gets the roll on? The one who accepted the cut or the one who said "Pfft My Rates are protected by my contract!!"

EU pegs quota for 'homegrown' content on Netflix at 30 per cent

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What happens when the UK leaves?

Because, no offense, the quality of TV in Europe is pretty shit even WITH BBC's offerings in there.

I am not saying the American stuff is good, nor that the English make good TV just that the rest is dire.

Have fun with your increased regional offerings that you don't want to watch (which is probably why your viewing a streaming service in the first place....)

Drones over London caused aviation chaos, pilots' reports reveal

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Alien

Exactly

And as my Alien Overlord, I both fear you and believe you over the current Uk.Gov

'Tabby's Star' intrigues astro-boffins with brief 'dimming event'

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Re: It's....

Yup Giant Star Moth +1

Russian raids sweep up 20 malware scum

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group probably bought its tools on a Trojan-trading site

One thing that script kiddies fail to understand is that its pretty hard to actually stay anonymous the moment money begins to move about.

They should have spent some cash and got one of those special HSBC accounts.......

Sweaty fitness bands fall behind as Apple Watch outpaces sales

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Re: Quick question

"I run about 20 - 25 miles a week "

I am sure I said "normal people"

You are obviously evil and must be stopped.....

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Quick question

Does anyone ANYWHERE know anyone "normal" who wears any of this crap?

Even out of all my sad friends with the combination of too much money and time on their hands along with a gym membership (that is actually used) I cant think of one who has wasted their time on a fitness-band.

"Smart watch"?

For a few weeks a year or so ago, it was cool, now its just painfully uncool to wear one

Yahoo! human! rights! fund! called! a! sham!! $13m! of! $17m! wasted!

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Is this not the entire point to charities though?

Not that I am being cynical, but I have worked for multiple "charities" some of the big ones that you would recognize, and they just seem to be a business like any other.

Likewise, any profit making company pretending to have ANY charitable aims is just looking for advertising or (in this case) a way out of a court case. Any actual funds in a trust will OBVIOUSLY be used up in "admin" costs.

We know foundations like Big Gates etc are also a load of old toss, fantastic tax dodges but very little actually gets to the people claimed

CERN ready to test an even bigger gun

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So whats that? 3 or 4 years?

Till we either become a black hole or everything goes really weird and bubbly?

Crooks can nick Brits' identities just by picking up the phone and lying

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Cifas is pushing education as a means to help call centre staff

Education?

Why not just pay them enough to give a monkeys in the first place.....