* Posts by Gordon Pryra

990 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

Psychologists give gaming the thumbs up

Gordon Pryra

Sounds like flawed testing

"50 per cent also used “systematic and evaluative processes” based on scientific reasoning to overcome in-game problems"

It sounds more like they were given a multiple choice questionare.

50% of Warcraft players just follow the guy in front of him or follow the "how to do boss 4" guide to the letter

How many Warcraft players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Non, they just get a Chinease guy to fit it for them

Microsoft's Vista push probed by Fair Trade Commission

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If found guilty Microsoft could be fined 25m Taiwanese Dollars or £427,000.

sigh..........

Road Pricing 2.0 is two years away

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The databse will be with the client?

Who the hell is designing this POS

30 seconds after the first one is installed, and that system will be hacked.

That car will "officially" not be driven that year

Pathetic.

Never use the client to hold the information for ANYTHING.

Google murders second Anonymous AdSense account

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Boffin

@AC

"Why is it that these days IT people are functionally illiterate"

F7

Russian push into Georgia could knock Nasa off ISS

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to get Russia to understand the consequences of continued bad behavior

And what exactly are those conequences? America is not known for attacking someone who can actually fight back.

AOL phisher jailed for 7 years

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He put in a lot of work for very little gain

I think there were 4 in the gang, so thats $25k a year each

hardly worth 4 months in jail let alone 7 years.....

If your going to do it, you may as well do it properly

US judge says University can ignore Christian course credits

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@Bill Fresher

Yes it may seem aggressive, but they ARE hurting me and mine.

Any powerful group with the ability to influence the thinking of governments and the media are a threat to true freedom of belief, expression and movement.

Ignore the nutters talked about in the article; they are just the idiotic fringe surrounding religion. The scary ones are the ones who sit in the background, making policy, controlling and influencing people and keeping the general populous as uneducated/empowered as possible to maintain their stranglehold

This may sound paranoid, but you can lay most evil in this world at the feet of the various religious groups. The fact that the world is still in an affective feudal state is just one way that the various control mechanisms (hell/secular hatred/ownership of women etc) have failed the human race.

I apologize for the use of the word empowered - it is a silly word

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Pirate

It scares me so much

That the big red button rests in the hands of a bunch of people with such a medieval mindset. (lets just ignore the way that their leaders are elected)

Anyone who believes in any deity is suspect, but to enforce your irrational views on an education system, just perpetuates this childlike view of the world and creates yet enough generation who fail to take responsibility for their own actions.

Wankers tbh

Intel releases USB 3.0 controller interface spec

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Thanks intel!!

This should speed up the delivery of databases, from source to "geeza in the pub"!!

Criminals hijack terminals to swipe Chip-and-PIN data

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They sound suprised?

"The PIN access devices are being re-engineered. It seems like crooks have broken the encryption on the chip but this is unclear,""

Why would they break the encryption on the chip?

They just copy it wholesale and record the punters keypress

Hardly difficult. And it has been going on from the day the things were released.

When some guy hands you a card terminal, you are expected to just type your pin into it, safe in the knowledge that that reader is the real thing?

Anyone who is stupid enough to believe that the minimum wage waiter isnt bent deserves to spend all their time fightng for their cash back under the "banking code"

Phorm secretly tracked Americans too

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This was a level of disclosure ahead of its time...

As in

"We told the people we were doing it"

As opposed to the British version

"We broke the law and the Police can't do anything because our directors are giving their bosses money"

Tories call for more freedom for snoopers

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Unhappy

Jesus christ /face_palm

And the Tories were doing so well too

"so that authorisation - and all the paperwork that goes with it - is not required for basic police work"

Those few words puts the idiot behind Labor when it comes to my vote, and that took a lot of doing....

UK.gov misses deadline on EU Phorm probe

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Unhappy

@Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

I think you missed point E

E) Are personally making money on the deal from shares/jobs in BT/Phorm and or bribes

Mac users urged to ditch Safari

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Jobs Horns

they are saying

That the same amount of Mac as Windows users get scammed

Except there are many many more Windows users

So a far higher % of Mac users get scammed than Windows user

As much as I HATE Macs, I do know that the average Mactard has (normally) a higher IQ than the run of the mill Windows fool.

This actually shows that the anti-phishing tech works well, protecting the brain dead and the moron "next,next,ok,next,ok,opps" crowd.

Feds accuse bank insider of massive data heist

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ID card and centralised database

While no one really cares about the people whose data got stolen (they are the poorest Americans obviously)

It does show you what is going to happen to the UK very soon, with far more important data than a list of who hasn’t got any cash.

One final point, this is just one guy that got busted, the amount of people who get away with it must be a much greater number.

Which means that EVERY database in existence has already had ALL its data sold illegally already......?

Dutch botnet herders arrested

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Happy

@AC

Those two kids jsut really pissed of some dangerous people in Brazil

20 quid says they WANT hard jail time (somewhere safe and secure)

Foreign Office reports five data losses to Info Commissioner

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Screw the data loss

If we are spending 4 billion on shit boats to save jobs in Scottyland

Why do they outsource Government projects to foreign countries?

Lets see –

Boat building, 25k jobs – unsustainable in the long run (actually - the moment the cheque gets signed , most of that cash goes abroad anyway, locals get bugger all)

IT Industry, hundreds of thousands of jobs – required in the short, medium and long term

US Navy spares Silicon Valley's 'Alexandria Lighthouse'

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Pirate

Every blimp that set sail from this place crashed and burned

So I'm suprised the tanks want a monument to failiure, especially one thats toxic

Blighty's nuke-power push stalled as EDF buy falls through

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As usual, financial greed fucks up the world

Hopefully in 100 years time, the human race will have matured a bit more (or actually acknowledge the issues) and get rid of this form of parasite.

Stocks, shares, funds. All skimming of the top of society, screwing the economy and funneling resources into their own pockets.

Burn them, kill their children and drown their parents

Motorola accidentally makes a profit

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Thumb Up

"Motorola said earnings in the current quarter should be $0.00 to $0.02 per share"

-"the consensus estimate is $0.01"

Genius!!!

Home Office minister gets tough, then gets stuck

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Tough on border controls?

I managed to walk onto the runway at Luton Airport last week before the guy taking the boarding cards called me back to recheck my out of date passport

hardly tough to be honest, 3 lots of security controls strolled past and only some guy picking up on it by mistake.

BTW I would like to take this chance to thank the Identity Office for their strike. I would sack the lot of you tomorrow.

IT career virgins need a cherry on top

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IT Angle

Im glad that UK Schools are so mediocre

I got into IT when the ability to be able to type (as a male) gave you a blank cheque from people who had heard of "modems and stuff like that"(tm)

My first roles were a disaster, but the lack of knowledge on both sides of the interview table, meant that the most confident applicant won, never mind the fact that he had zero knowledge of their systems,

In fact, many roles for the NHS, they would just take EVERY applicant who turned up due to a shortage of people able to change tape drives (17 years old, given a company car, £1500 a week and set loose all because the interviewer had no idea what he was interviewing for, ahhhh the good old days)

The trouble is nowadays, is the amount of crappy contractors going for a position, all have a professional looking CV and 95% are (typically) have very little real experiance.

Sometimes the real contractors have to go to 2 or maybe 3 interviews before they get their next position!!!!

Anyway, I'm off to invoice for the last 4 hours work, I don't want the amount to stack up or the company I'm working for may see how much im costing!1!!

IT angle, because if you are any good, then the jobs come to you, not the other way around

MPs report back from internet's dark side

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Thumb Down

"a lack of consistency and transparency of practice"

Is a good way of describing our lying bastard Government!

EA preps video game PCs

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Coat

A PC built to run Crysis

But will it ACTUALLY run Crysis?

(sorry I had to...)

Quantum porn engine foiled by strawberries and muffins

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IT Angle

Full timers, why do you put up with it?

Apart from the few "lucky ones" in the story above;

The average fulltime employee takes it in the arse every day.

I would rather earn 10 times more as a contractor, work for half the year and not have to kiss some middle managers arse every day in return for my amazing pension, that I could get more return on putting £10 into a high interest account every week.

Ahh well, there’s no point in me having cash in my pocket if EVERYONE did.

IT angle, because I always believed that people who worked in IT were the clever ones, who wouldn’t believe all the "company loyalty bullshit"

Proof of age system moves net ID a step closer

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"Step forward NetIDme. Under cover of a suitably unpronounceable brand name"

Whats so hard with reading it?

Net Id me?

Am i missing something here?

Dead author's estate snatches child's domain

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@ShaggyDoggy

"Wait ... sorry I assumed what works for big guys works for small guys, silly me"

I wish that were so, but the "big guys" have a different set of rules to play by, and the various "watch dogs", "governments" etc treat them differently.

The law does not seem to matter in a lot of cases.

Its how much cash you have

(and thats more than just affording a better laywer)

Morgan shows 'light & slippery' fuel-cell car concept

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Flame

From Hero to Zero in 2 paragraphs

From green Hero, making eco-friendly cars (well more eco-friendly than normal)

to "Idiot who opened his mouth and ruined it all"

"After all," he says cheerfully, "everyone should have more than one car anyway, for different kinds of driving. That's just common sense."

Sat nav blunder places The Rock in Skegness

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The guy wasnt to bothered

Because his real undocumented cargo is now farming cockles off the coast of Skeggy

RSA domain glitch derails UK online retailers

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Happy

The story is boaring

Lets set up the sweepstake on how fat "Reg reader Martin N" is instead!!

419ers crank up the menaces

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Black Helicopters

I cry Humbug at this one

Its just a cynical marketing ploy by El Reg to increase the value of the advertising space on this page

How much did Microsoft pay you to put their "Ninjer advert" on there?

!!!!!!!

Vultures circle over IT jobs

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@Jon G

At 33 was "Buying cheaper tea bags"

and 32 was "Making contractors supply their own keyboards"

eBay breaks bread with luxury goods firms

Gordon Pryra
Pirate

The "luxury brands" may have had a point

The "luxury brands" may have had a point

Once

Long ago

When their goods were "luxury brands"

Now they are just shit, re-branded Chinese, crap

They can take a running jump

Many "Rip-offs" are of a better quality than the shit that is palmed off as "designer"

Unions line up against airline ID cards

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Coat

BA, BMI, Easyjet and Virgin said......

"BA, BMI, Easyjet and Virgin said the government should concentrate on sorting out immigration controls and reducing queues, instead"

Take that Jacqui!!

Hmmmmm, Jacqui? That doesent sound very English to me.

I wonder if she will have problems getting HER ID card?

Brown's aide, Mata Hari and the BlackBerry

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Unhappy

Glad to see HMG is still paying for hookers for their staff

Was it a perk?

Or was it only tax deductable?

DARPA plans soldier-tagging system for US troops

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@Reptar

Well thats screwed it Reptar, the originator is "Flash!" and now the tillytallyboon know it too !!!!

Justice Ministry opens ICO consultation

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Unhappy

Our country is run by scum

"Labour MPs are threatening to block the Information Commissioner's pay rise in reaction to his insistence that they make public their expenses"

Criminals and scum the lot of them. They dont even care what their actions look like to the average person on the street. Because they are so powerfull now, they can ignore us.

Come the next election, half of them will just defect and go Tory anyway

They don't stand for ANY principles, other than "me, myself and I"

I would put a bet on there not being an ICO this time next year, as it seems (although in their pockets anyway) this is the last post that can cause the MP's any trouble.

I really really hate to say this, but thank god for the EU, they actually seem to be looking after the British peoples interests.........

US sees first airliner flight with laser defences

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Good news!!

Now we have countered that threat, we need to work on the possibility of the flying squirrels with the big gnashing teeth, and the AK47's

Evil buggers those, but more likely to being down an airliner than half a million quids worth of single shot MANPAD

Apple swipes £121 for 'free' MobileMe trial

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@Webster Phreaky

Are you purposely misunderstanding what, to me, is a very easily understandable post?

You sound like the normal Fan-Boy ™ , never argue the point when you can change the subject!!

I like the bit about his spelling, brings back memories of WoW forum trolls

EU tells UK to deal with Phorm - or else

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@Stephen Cole

I sent a mail to Ms Reding, reading pretty much like your post.

I jsut wish there actually WAS a way for the average person to bring criminals to justice.

Because thats what our "leader ship" are, they break the law for their own personal gain. And they have the Police behind them.

Global warming to stone US kidneys

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They could rename this belt

The fat lazy slob belt

1 billion for treating this?

Why not just make the fat, energy ingesting leeches and make them walk 5 minutes a day

eBay UK pimps users' privacy for targeted ads

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Not the same as Phorm

E-bay never paid the right bribes (hence their hassel in Aus)

Phorm did, hence the Police, The ICO and the Home office all allowing them to do whatever they want, fuck the law

AOL spammer jailed for 30 months

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Flame

22 prior convictions?

I see the slaps on the hand made no difference in the past then

Surely once someone has got to 2 or 3 prior convictions its time to say "hes going to do it again" or "hang the fucker"?

Home Office unveils tagtastic immigrant control plans

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Flame

Why not just outsoure the immigrants?

Rent space in India, and set up out camps there.

Its far far cheaper to send someone to India than it is to pay for a tagging device.

They can also code for Barclays to pay for their food and transport (once they have paid of the trafficers etc)

BT opens wallet to send fibre to the home

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Regulator Ofcom made noises earlier this month suggesting it would move to protect BT

"Whatever BT does, jsut so long as the numbered Swiss account is kept full"

See? I've fixed that article

Chinese earthquake hack scammer jailed

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@Peter Timon

They didnt catch him while he was on the underground....

Baptist church in assault rifle giveaway

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Am I allowed to state my personal view?

Which is "Fucking Morons"

Green-loving California may dodge utility bill bullet

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Flame

State owned utilitys works in California

Because their leaders are all bastard rich

It’s more of a "power game/some thing to fill the time" than an excuse to fill their own pockets.

The English versions are so corrupt that they are almost supposed to fail.

The old privatised industries are governed by "Watch Dogs" which are aimed at siphoning off cash to the same people skimming the state owned industries.

Until we get people who actually want to make things better running the country, we will just be left with bunches of evil bastards who sit down to a 50 course lunch on world starvation with Mugabe

HP demonstrates mega-memory concept

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Coat

@That's from Doctor Who.

Except it worked properly in Dr Who....

Public sector faces hefty fines for data breaches

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What the bloody hell is a fine going to do to a government department?

How stupid do they think we actually are?

Throw the bastards in jail if they give/sell/loose our data

And they think we trust them with the ID cards?