I for One Shan't Mind a Bit.
[grumble] Every Gummental Entity on Sweet Mother Earth shall be morally welcome (and no more than that, thank you!) to a verbatim transcript of every VOIP conversation I own (for I own them all) at the very moment that every last Gummental Entity on the planetary surface of this war-weary world PERMANENTLY STOPS STARTING AGGRESSIVE WARS OF CHOICE.
FOREVER.
Aggressive wars of choice were fingered @ Nuremburg, once, as "The Supreme International Crime". But in the "Allies'" Mad Rush to Mammon following Judgement at Nuremburg, well, mebbe someone just got drunk and forgot? (Mebbe a WHOLE LOT of "someones"?)
Fact: Until that aforementioned Heaven-blessed "NEVER AGAIN" moment takes place in c-space/time, my friends, "General Squarepants" and all his subservient spooks of the USDC Jurisdiction's NSA/CIA/etc/et al can all just EAGERLY KISS MY VERY OWN VERY VOIPY INDIGENOUS AMERICAN ASS very much indeed, thank you so very MODERATELY much! [/grumble]
They tap in on the phone-house end of all manner of Skype-to-landline/cellie/otherVOIP/etc convo hereaouts anywho. Just try speaking the truth from this one's Skype-equipped suite of the root causes of our current "Global Credit Freezeout on the US" or anything at all having to do with the Afghanistan Surge. Fort Meade, through which every voice call made in the US is apparently routed these days in defiance of all natural law and normal decency, robustly confirms the utterance's politically /outré/ accuracy by reliably forcing a Mysterious Disconnection™ on the spot.
Works for me every time, it do. Makes believers of others and stops all manner of bogus Nurse Ratched paranoia-theory argybargy from the other end of the convo cold in its tracks too... Makes for the odd laugh, too, at least for now. IBM gear was used to count all of Germany's Jews the last time out, this we already knew. On criking Hollerith punch-cards, no less... I digress.
Johnny Cash just finished doing "When the Man Comes 'Round" on the Internet radio, too.
So I just dial right back up and resume where we left off, mese'f. Criminal? Hmph. I report the nationally blacked-out REAL news to certain various interested peace-loving and self-actualized (also lowborn) human folk (and by proxy, yes, to their own associated parties here and there across the nation), is all. If the Maf' (Italian, Jewish, criking Romanian for all I care) don't call me onna' Skypephone every day, and on top of that tha' Big Capo don't buy just truckloads and shiploads of me very own handmade durable-jellied thin-section botanical-model glass flowers in exchange for fistfuls and suitcases of greenback dollahs, all paid in full like a pal over the Internet, what is that to me?
The plods are fishing for crime with loaded weapons. Our world in their barrel. Witches, they be hunting, because witches, being made of wood, both float and burn. So it has been said... Silly human race!
Coat: Check. Mine's the one with the part-filled-out Presidential and Congressional indictment complaints and petitions in the one pocket, and the Black Chopper Tracker Blocker blackbox gear in the other. Ta...