Are the rats deserting the sinking ship, then?
Posts by Zippy's Sausage Factory
766 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Mar 2008
Microsoft's CRM chief defects to Salesforce
Decoding Microsoft: Cloud, Azure and dodging the PC death spiral
I read this as...
"We still exist. We're doing shiny, too - look. Windows Phone, that's just about still a thing you can buy. And Active Directory - we know you hate it, it's still not as good as NDS used to be, but who else is there any more? Oh and our expression recognition is just about sort of usable - no worse than anyone else's."
Google takes old Chrome versions on that long drive in the country
T-Mobile US megahack cost Experian $20m, class actions coming
Microsoft Windows Mobile 10: Uphill battle with 'work in progress'
Facebook conjures up a trap for the unwary: scanning your camera for your friends
There's already an opt out
It says something like "recognise me in other people's photos". I'm a bit hazy what it actually says because it's a few months since I went poking around in privacy but there's a setting that means FB will never use face recognition to tag you in someone else's photo.
At least, there used to be...
Cryptowall 4.0: Update makes world's worst ransomware worse still
Symantec numbers are out. Execs might wish they weren't
Facebook CTO: Clear legal grounds needed for EU-US data exports
Is the world ready for a bare-metal OS/2 rebirth?
TalkTalk offers customer £30.20 'final settlement' after crims nick £3,500
Hi, um, hello, US tech giants. Mind, um, mind adding backdoors to that crypto? – UK govt
Flickering screens turn Microsoft Surface Books into Microsoft Surface paperweights
Why was the modem down? Let us count the ways. And phone lines
Oracle's Larry Ellison claims his Sparc M7 chip is hacker-proof – Errr...
SatNad failure as Lumia income drops over 50% at Microsoft
Microsoft's top lawyer: I have a cunning plan ... to rescue sunk safe harbor agreement
BBC shuts off iPlayer to UK VPNs, cutting access to overseas fans
Devs ask Microsoft for real .NET universal apps: Windows, Mac, iOS, Android
Re: Coding .NET and C# now because it is universal.
In which case I misinterpreted what you said - I was under the impression that not only you were advocating everyone write their own abstraction library and that yours was 20,000 lines of code. And as you've clarified, not only is it about 5% of that size, it's only as big as it is because what you're doing is probably an edge case. So my bad, and I apologise for any offence caused.
Code once and deploy anywhere always sounds good in theory - it never works in practice, of course. The difference between the mobile and desktop paradigms - and Windows 8's astounding success* at unifying the two - is merely an example of that principle in action :)
* Sarcasm alert
Re: Coding .NET and C# now because it is universal.
Because we all have time to write 20,000 lines of graphics library to write one simple app.
That's called "a waste of my time". That's what it is. Why would you advocate writing your own version of Qt / swing / etc - that's what a cross platform Windows.Forms would be, and that's what people were asking for in UserVoice.
4K catches fire with OTT streamers, while broadcasters burn
Team Microsoft: Device Police... 'Are you pumped? I'm pumped'
Oh dear
Who ever thought there would be a Microsoft conference where Microsoft software was the elephant in the room everybody was studiously trying to ignore?
For all that the Surface Book might be a game changer, and the Lumias might be the greatest phones ever made, all I can smell from here is the slow, creeping spread of decay.
Don't look now, but there's another EU data protection court case about to bite
I'm on Hungary's side here
Not that it will make much difference. Most companies think of their "customers" as sheep to be fleeced, nothing more. If they could get away with planting malware on the computer and harvesting our bank accounts, I can't think of many international companies that wouldn't do it.
Mobile first? Microsoft decides to kneecap its Android users instead
There used to be an 8-ball easter egg
In Access '97 it was.
One of the things it used to say was "Outlook not so good".
Never was sure whether that was a value judgement or not.
But then again this was the same version of Office that if you typed "I'd like to see Bill Gates dead" in Word, formatted it as UK English* and asked for an alternative from the thesaurus it said "I'll drink to that". I can imagine billg wasn't happy...
* Or was is US English? This is 18 years ago and my memory is fuzzy.
Australia to capture biometrics at the border under new law
Smells of 1984 to me
Next stop - automated fingerprint readers that sound an alarm when someone's wanted for a crime. Preferably that loudly shouts "paedophile alert" so the other passengers don't try and assist you.
Then, start making things that the government objects to illegal. A nice law a bit like Thailand's, to stop you criticising the government, that will do for a start.
(Think I'm joking? Wait a couple of years...)
KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever
Sino the times, as Microsoft makes Baidu default search engine in China
Citrix wants a buyer, fast
Microsoft
Quite a bit of core Windows tech is actually owned by Citrix and licenced to Microsoft, so I can imagine MS getting a bit nervy about this. If Google bought Citrix then it would essentially be massive leverage for Google, and I can imagine that would a nightmare scenario for some MS shareholders (Does shy & retiring Steve Ballmer still get actively involved?)
(Paris because there's no "I am seriously wondering what, exactly, the implications of this news might be" icon)
Nice try, Apple. The Maxi Pad is no laptop killer – and won’t scratch the Surface
Get that OFF dot-com, hysterical France screeches at Google
Fun...
If that's the case, then should we presume the French government are fine with American law applying, without exception, to everything Google does in France, as well as French law, then?
So if the NSA asks for the data from a French government minister's personal gmail account, Google should just say "oui, certainement" and hand it over?
Just asking...
Sharp's new TV has over 7,000 lines of pixels – but there's NOTHING TO WATCH
Spaniard claims WWII WAR HERO pigeon code crack. Explain please
Re: Howt to heap shit on your own head
Given that GCHQ have known about the message since 2012 - and issued press releases about it - does rather suggest that it's about as secret as the front page of the Daily Mail.
As for the copyright infringement bit, well, I think we'd be talking patents rather than copyright - and they'd have expired in the 60s at the latest...
BACS Bank Holiday BALLS UP borks 275,000 payments
BACS will not be happy
I once reported my mortgage provider to BACS for cocking up my direct debit and writing it to my credit record as a default when it was their fault. What was suspicious was that they started sending the wrong details to the bank just as we had started the remortgage process in place. After a flat refusal to change the credit record, two days after I reported it to BACS they changed it and sent us a letter of apology.
I also did that to the Council when they screwed up my Council Tax (nothing fishy, just incompetence). I was told - through a contact who worked there - that they had to grovel to BACS and agree to being audited by them in order to keep their ability to collect Direct Debits.
So if BACS is working normally, I expect there will be quite a lot of shouting going on right now...
Net neutrality: How to spot an arts graduate in a tech debate
Er, but...
Let's say I run a dodgy ISP. I require you to use my DNS servers, so I block calls to 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 directly, thus I control your traffic*. So I filter NetFlix through a proxy that checks who you are. Do you pay the extra 5 simoleons a month for faster Netflix? No? Well my proxy limits you to 1mbps then. Do you pay the extra 5 simoleons a month for better Facebook? No? Well then my proxy limits you to 56K a second on Facebook.
Net neutrality isn't really about detecting magic kit that ISPs aren't using yet. It's about future proofing the law to prevent ISPs getting creative and installing ways to screw punters for another fiver a month for the "upgraded" service so they can watch cat videos on YouTube...
* Yes, simplified. It's just an example...