* Posts by Shagbag

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Apple loses UK 'Samsung copied us' appeal: Must publicly GROVEL

Shagbag

Re: Appleology

"... like our iMaps product."

Shagbag
Headmaster

That would be bad grammar. The adverb is 'differently'.

Miniature Baumgartner jumps from 128,000ft

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Re: Awesome

Das ist gut yah, fantastisch!

Skydiver Baumgartner in 128,000ft plunge from brink of space

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the FT index broke the 6000 "barrier"

This is no criticism of the OP but the analogy is inappropriate.

Having working in finance for 20+ years I can safely say that psychological support/resistance levels/barriers are confined to the realms of the imagination and the financial press. They are not taken seriously by practitioners in the financial markets and those who speak of them show their lack of understanding about financial markets work.

Woz labels Apple 'arrogant' over iPhone size inadequacy

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Fat land monster should STFU

He may be technically brilliant, but it was Steve Jobs that made Apple what it is today. SW is an attention seeking Asperger.

Galaxy Nexus cleared for sale by US court

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Tomfoolery

This highlights the pointlessness of Apple and Microsoft's War on Android.

Samsung has such a rapid delivery channel that it can re-design/push updates that obviates any claims filed by Apple/Microsoft.

The key is giving consumers what they want. And they want Android.

Western Australia powers up 10 MW solar farm

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Well Done Those People - WTF??

"...supported with AUD$20 million of Western Australian government funding.... the organisations are reportedly considering expansion of the plant up to as much as 40 megawatts."

I'm not surprised given the WA Taxpayer is footing the bill for it.

ZTE slams Congress spying claims, doubles down on sales ban

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Re: Having your cake and eating it.

I was in Australia around a year ago, just after they'd had the worst flooding on record. It devastated their agricultural crops and resulting in the price of bananas rocketing to £15 per kilo. After a cursory analysis it was apparent the high price had very little to do with the floods and very much to do their their backwards protectionist policies dressed up under the guise of 'quarantine' policy.

£15 a kilo for bananas that I could get in Tesco for less than £1 a kilo imported from Costa Rica. But no matter where you went the Aussies wouldn't have a bar of it and kept on blaming the floods for the high prices.

LMAO? I wet my pants at their stupidity.

iPad Mini pics spied on Twitter

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I am, like all other fruity fanbois...

...creaming in my jeans.

I've drained my spuds many times over the prospect of being able to spend £££s on yet another brushed aluminium (aluminum?) product to rub against my bell-end.

HTC profits lobbed off a cliff by rivals Samsung and Apple

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Re: Lesson learned perhaps too late

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Shagbag

Re: Lesson learned perhaps too late

I took one look at the length of your post and said to myself: BORING.

That horrendous iPhone empurplement - you're holding it wrong

Shagbag

Re: Wise advice from my gran

She was talking about your bell-end.

Shagbag

Re: except

I've got an iPhone 5. I'm such a cool guy. Look, see how my Maps don't work and my Photos are crap.

SpaceX Falcon 9 flameout leaves commercial satellite in wrong orbit

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Insurance

Is insurance available for this type of thing?

40,000 sign petition to oust Rep. Paul 'pit of hell' Broun

Shagbag
Mushroom

they need a savior

Apart from the fact that he spelt the word wrongly, who is this guy to tell me what I "need" and don't "need"? What an arrogant seman stain. And that goes for all happy-clappy Christians. Practice your religion but keep your views to yourself. As to the Catholics: you've forgone any right to the debate since you harboured all of those Paedos and put a Nazi in charge.

This guy needs to go. The next thing you know he'll be preaching hate against all non-believers. Just like Abu Hamza but with both hands.

10 million iPad minis to 'outshine' their big brother this quarter

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Re: with Availability on the 25th

I dare say only MS Marketing Execs, Press 'Freeloaders' and Florian Mueller will be at that party.

Shagbag

Re: "LOL"? Seriously?

Yeah, but he has a point.

Shagbag

Re: Not buying it

With the likes of Google's Nexus 7 and Amazon's Kindle Fire already in this market segment, Apple cannot afford to alienate themselves with too big a premium for their product. The result is, as you point out, the iPad Mini will cannibalise sales of the iPad 3 and potentially reduce overall margin. The problem is that Apple are in desperate need of a 'new' product. The iPhone and iPad are no longer the cash cows they once were and the market has finally caught up with them. With the Board's attention seemingly being averted from innovation and focussed towards monetising their patent portfolio, a low(er) margin iPad Mini has the potential to further dampen Apple's share price and will be seen as a risky move by anal-ists.

Amazon to buy its Seattle HQ from Paul Allen for over $1bn

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Amazon will be forking out... more than double the average rate... in the city

That suggests to me there's a tax-arbitrage in the deal somewhere. With Amazon supposedly paying considerably "over the odds" for this real estate, I suspect the IRS is getting the shaft. With no mercy.

Perth porkfest crowned ULTIMATE BACON SARNIE

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Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Rotate it 90 degrees and the A90 Behemoth looks very much like a VBS (Vertical Bacon Sandwich).

But "the Classic Jumbo" really takes the cake as the one that resembles most a VBS. At least the ones you see on the internet.

Google-Moto slips out of Microsoft's grapple in German court wrestle

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"Motorola won a ban on Xboxes that ended up blocked by a US court"

This FUD.

A US Court has no jurisdiction in Germany. Just like a German Court cannot impose an "EU-Wide" ban.

I don't know where these "journalists" went to school but it wouldn't surprise me if their lecturer was #1 irrelevance Florian Mueller.

Samsung expects whopping $7.3bn profit from mobes

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"in order to secure a win against Apple's new iPhone"

WTF is the author drinking?

The new iPhone in pants and "the fruity firm"'s (geez I'm beginning to hate that) next quarterly turnover figures will bare that out.

Mozilla floats fondleslab-ready Firefox for Win 8

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Mushroom

"Mozilla says Microsoft won't give it access to the APIs it needs on the ARM-based OS. As such, it says it has no plans to build a browser for that platform."

Microsoft needs to be very careful about this. They're already bracing themselves for what the EU Commission is going to do to them over their recent failure to honour their agreement on Browser Choice. If what Mozilla says is true, then I can imagine the EU Commission will come down on them like a shower of shit. It will be the biggest dump they've ever taken on Microsoft. Even bigger than the one Apple did to its userbase when it shat on them with iMaps.

Apple files 'Shake to Print' iOS patent application

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ShootMe

There was an app in Andoird Marketplace called 'ShootMe' that used to take a screenshot of your mobile device when you shook it. I can't remember when 'Marketplace' switched over to 'Google Play' but I remember using ShootMe on a rooted HTC Wildfire/Buzz.

Microsoft sets date for Windows Phone 8 unveiling

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"although Microsoft will release an upgrade to make Phone 7 handsets look like Phone 8 system"

Lipstick on a pig.

Scottish brainiacs erect wee super-antenna

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Re: Too Late...

Apple already had this technology in the iPhone 4 and they used it to point the antenna towards the palm of your hand.

Samsung adds iPhone 5 to patent battle v Apple

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Nokia is where it's at?

Where's that? Wait. Let me just fire up my iOS6 iMaps....

...it's pointing me to the shitter. Should I be concerned?

Shagbag

You bought an iPhone 5?

Wait. Did you stand in the queue with the rest of them?

US court lifts ban on Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1

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Walled Garden

I'd be out of a job if everyone lived in Apple's walled garden.

Besides, with iMaps, someone just took a huge shit in that garden.

Shagbag

Who edited this?

A total and complete fuckwit.

Shagbag

I'd argue that the iPhone 5 is irrelevant today.

While it's 'new' to the Apple faithful, technology-wise it's competing with last year's handsets. 'Incremental release' is the euphamism used by the media for 'lack-lustre'. This is the second such 'incremental release' for the iPhone (4 => 4GS then 4GS => 5) and I expect those who 'upgraded' to the 4GS will be asking why they want to spend £s on just another 'incremental release'.

iOS6 may have some technical 'improvements' but these have been struggling to get any press having been overshadowed by Apple's absurd Maps App. What were they thinking? Someone just took a massive dump in the walled garden.

Conroy wants telcos to wear undies on heads

Shagbag

Re: What a coc.

Arrogance is ugly and this guy oozes arrogance. I have no doubt he will lose his seat at the next general election.

Apple slapped with patent lawsuit over iOS 6 Passbook app

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Re: US Tech Industry ..

Agreed, but at least it shows the rest of the world that software patents should be bannished, exiled and excommunicated from society.

Nokia lops UK Lumia prices ahead of Win 8 phones

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Re: Interesting

Your post is too long. I didn't read it. You have wasted your time.

Shagbag

Re: FRAGMENTATION!!!

That last post was too long. I couldn't be bothered reading it. I hope the author re-visits this page and sees what effect his post has had, ie. zero.

Vote now for the ultimate bacon sandwich

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Where's the picture of the Vertical one?

C'mon, let's see some awesome NSFW vertical bacon sandwiches!

New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for Dotcom spying

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Re: Bravo the NZ PM!

Words are cheap.

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courageous man?

Complete fuckwit more like.

The facts are:

1. he's the Prime Minister;

2. he should have ensured this never happened in the first place;

3. he should now allow a public, independent investigation into EXACTLY how this happened and ensure it can never happen again.

Accept anything less and you get the politician(s) you deserve.

RIM shares bounce on BlackBerry 10 optimism

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Re: Argh

How about: go and fuck yourself?

Competition is a good thing - it leads to innovation and increased consumer satisfaction. Two things Apple seem to have forgotten.

Allahu akbar.

Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

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a load of shite

A particularly offensive, steaming pile of shite.

iPhone 5 Lightning cables sticking in USB ports

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Re: BEHEAD THOSE

Ordinarily, I'd say "stop being so damn picky" but as Apple charges a HUGE margin on ANY of its products I feel consumers are right to moan about even the smallest problems with Apple products.

Crooks can milk '$100k a day' from 1-million-zombie ZeroAccess army

Shagbag

Re: Who's supposed to be paying for this?!

Or the Communist Chinese looking to screw the "Immoral" West.

Motorola, Samsung smash Apple's touchscreen patent claim

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Mushroom

Re: No Comment...

This is the coming of The Apocalypse for Apple. They've started the Android "Jihad" and now it's coming back to haunt them my friends. I am finding it difficult not to go to the toilet these days as I patiently await the successful Appeal of Samsung in Apple v Samsung "II". That's "2" for our American brothers. Allah Akbah. I am so excited by this prospect I have taken to wearing incontinence pads underneath my high explosive vest and underpants. I am looking forward to the day when the Apple Infidel will be cut down by this weapon of its own making and I will will have 72 virgins.

Apple begs ex-Google bods to fix crap maps app

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WTF?

£52kpa?

"One guy looked around for other GIS work and ended up at Apple when a recruiter contacted him...Still, despite the insider's account of lukewarm salary offers of $85,000 (£52k) plus moving expenses"

Fuck me. At those rates hee must've been an intern.

Apple weekend iPhone 5 sales miss forecasts

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iHaters, just had to post this on el Reg where Apple haters love to congregate

I resent that remark.

You can call me a hater, but I have no favourites. I hate them all.

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

Shagbag

Re: To the fighting 'non-christians'

Now I'm going to blow myself up.

Shagbag

To the fighting 'non-christians'

Allah Akbah my friends!

NZ spooks acted unlawfully in Megaupload wiretap

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Holmes

Keystone Cops

"the Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB) 'acted unlawfully'"

OMG. MEGA fuck up. You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Apple demands $707m more from Samsung

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FAIL

"the wound it inflicted on Samsung"

I'm sick to death of the media's use of hyperbolae. It's beginning to have the opposite effect on me, ie. a sensational head/byline - to me - is a mask for a crap story. And this is just that - a crap story. There is no "wound" - the damages are less that 1.5% of Samsung's global revenue and relate to phones which Samsung is no longer marketing and are at least a generation old.

Furthermore, Samsung is appealing the jury verdict and the overwhelming majority in the educated press (not the mainstream media) have been heavily critical of the jury decision even suggesting it will be reversed.

Hapless Kate topless, toothless law useless

Shagbag

Great Ass

She's got a great ass, but I've seen better spaniels' ears at Crufts.

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