* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

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Is Google fudging search rankings to benefit pages that embed YouTube vids? Or is this just another ‘bug’?

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Clickbait

"Is Google fudging search rankings to benefit pages that embed YouTube vids? Or is this just another ‘bug’?

In fact, what was happening, the team found out was that anything loaded onto the page using an iframe tag, such as an embedded YouTube video, was simply discounted from Google’s PageSpeed tool altogether.

Well done El Reg - You made a Clickbait Victim out of me. Hope you are proud of yourselves.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Lego?

We were a Betta Bilda household which was I believe an Airfix product. Much more limited with building houses and castles the most it would really stretch to even with a vivid kid's imagination.

I really enjoyed pushing the roof tiles together to build roofs. Which may explain why I got into embedded assembly language.

Virginia voter registration website falls over hours before deadline. The Russians? No, a broken fiber line

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Big Brother

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond

In the UK it is continually proposed that we should allow voting by SMS, email, TV Red Button services, via ATMs, in supermarkets, anywhere and anyhow.

That's because those who control us aren't so much concerned about voter fraud than ensuring voter numbers makes it look like our alleged system of democracy is still legitimate. They don't care about who wins so much as ensuring the system persists.

As long as we can pretend we have democracy; all will be fine.

BBC Micro:bit with boosted specs and onboard mic to go on sale from next month

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Re: Why BBC ?

The BBC spun it out into a separate foundation in 2016, as far as I can tell they only had the project for about a year after launch.

After all the problems and delays involved, the issue of CodeBug, it wouldn't surprise me if the BBC weren't glad to see the back of it. BBC Learning are still providing input into the foundation and the product remains marketed under "BBC" branding.

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Re: Why BBC ?

This is a vanity project, they should have backed Raspberry Pi instead

It's a project born of the government's Make It Digital pursuit a couple of years ago. If the BBC had backed a commercial product like the Raspberry Pi rather than commissioning its own all hell would have broken out with people accusing the BBC of providing an unfair commercial advantage.

Facebook doesn't know its onions: Seeds ad banned after machine-learning algo found vegetable pic 'overtly sexual'

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Joke

Should have gone to SpecSavers

I'd nearly finished knocking one out before I realised it was a picture of onions.

Someone not only created a comment-spewing Reddit bot powered by OpenAI's GPT-3, it offered bizarre life advice

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"Fake story about a colony of humans living trapped underneath elevators"

Not so much trapped as choosing to live there, and not so much choosing to as it being better than the alternatives.

This case may be a made-up story but there are quite few "hidden communities" where one might not expect them, and it's easy to believe it's Fake News when it isn't, and of course to spin it the other way.

I have lived in squats, know some sleeping rough in parks and fields. I'd choose underground if I had to, and the best places are where no one cares to look. The thing one quickly learns at the rough end of society is there's safety in numbers, being amongst others suffering the same plight.

Britain should have binned Huawei 5G kit years ago to cuddle up with Trump, says Parliamentary committee

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But he's right. Trump has no shame, no honour, and will do anything to cling to the power he has. His opposition has no effective means of countering him or that.

I don't believe Biden is as frail as made out but being the nice guy isn't enough. And I do feel the right-wingers are correct when they say Biden's attempts to appeal to the centre is alienating some on the left - More so outside the US where "left" actually is left of centre, not the moderate right.

But it doesn't matter anyhow. America has become so polarised and divided that it's now simply a vote for one tribe or the other. It's so polarised that I can't believe there is anyone with a cluon who did not make up their minds a long time ago which tribe they belong to and who they will be voting against.

It's now a numbers game. Which tribe has the most members, how many will vote, how many votes will simply disappear.

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Remember...

We have always been at war with China, Russia, North Korea, Iran.

Rearrange and add to as circumstances dictate. I expect the EU will be added to the list come January.

Here's US Homeland Security collaring a suspected arsonist after asking Google for the IP addresses of folks who made a specific search

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Re: Hmmm

Ah yes; the entirely lacking in evidence argument that "they did it legitimately this time means they won't the next time".

Sure, maybe they will try that, but having not done so is not proof nor evidence they will.

I am old enough to remember when "innocent until proven guilty" used to be a thing.

UK privacy watchdog wraps up probe into Cambridge Analytica and... it was all a little bit overblown, no?

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US finds new Huawei to hurt China with new sanctions at top chip maker SMIC

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Re: It's Amazing How Petty The USA & Fearless Leader Trump Can Get

The US should remember that the Chinese hold US debt as well being the source of rare metals used in some security enterprises and a quick jerk of those strings would be a painful lesson for Washington to learn.

The three unknowns are; when China will decide she's had enough, what she will do about it, and whether Trump can be removed from office before that happens.

The latter might depend on whether the military brass are looking forward to a global nuclear war or want to avoid that.

NHS COVID-19 launch: Risk-scoring algorithm criticised, the downloads, plus public told to 'upgrade their phones'

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Re: At this time, what's the point?

The UK has had an extended lockdown and it hasn't led to the desired result.

Look at any of the graphs and one can see it was heading in the right direction. Lockdown was working.

That trend reversed as Johnson prematurely relaxed lockdown and infection spread has soared since taking more significant steps to re-open the economy, opening schools, the hospitality sector, particularly pubs and clubs, trying to coerce people back into offices workplaces.

It's been a game of two halves. Johnson was late on the field and fucked up badly. He's fucked up even worse in the second half.

India shows off new home-grown CPU – but at 100MHz, 32-bit and 180nm, it’s a bit of a clunker

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RISC-V Pi

I am surprised Raspberry Pi haven't got into the RISC-V SBC game. They are members of the RISC-V Foundation and their associations with Broadcom and LowRisc has them ideally placed to deliver the first mass-produced RISC-V computer platform to a global market

It would be the perfect opportunity to ride the RISC-V bandwagon and make a tidy profit. If it includes a credible GPU it might even out-sell their ARM-based Pi.

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Re: From linked Reg article:

I would have said "America". Or, more accurately, "Trump".

Trump's trade war economic terrorism has made other nations wake up to the fact that, when they are reliant on foreign countries who can impose sanctions and cut off supplies, their sovereignty is mostly imaginary.

In taking, what used to be merely coercive threats to invoke consequences if they don't play ball, to the next level, it has forced countries to address what will happen when they fall victim to US sanctions, having supplies cut off, or their economies disrupted.

Trump's strategy is deeply flawed; it will ultimately have the US losing what coercive pressure it has.

Have no idea WTF is going on with the Oracle-Walmart TikTok deal? Don’t sweat it, here’s our latest rundown

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Re: Obviously

Since the debacle of the Tulsa rally, caused partially by TikTok users

I doubt registering to supposedly 'reserve tickets so those who wanted to attend couldn't get them' had minimal effect seeing as there were no tickets, no such reservations, which could lock anyone out.

It is more likely that Trump's own campaign manager - hyping it that huge numbers, greater than capacity, had already registered - had people not bothering to register or attend.

The one with the invite to the "Over-booked Day of Solitude festival" in the pocket.

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Re: You are joking?

The most sensible reason for leaving was the intention for "an ever closer union", meaning financial and political union of Europe is the end destination, and the UK's wanting only to be in a free trade area, maintaining its political and financial independence.

Indeed. Which is why Brexiteers promised exactly that - "No one is talking about leaving the customs union", "Only an idiot would leave the single market", etc, etc.

They fooled enough gullible people to secure a small majority and only then revealed it was bait and switch.

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Re: European Union

Why they don't just say "FU, you want out, yer out. That's a hard Brexit then"

Because they are not stupid enough to allow the blame for the consequences of our leaving to be hung on them, as much as Brexiteers are hoping for that.

They aren't going to allow the UK to claim the EU wasn't open to negotiations, was punishing us, forcing us out, or forcing us into the position we choose to end with. They'll keep the door open until we walk away.

It's not over until the UK says it's over and it will be the UK who has to take responsibility for saying that. Luckily for Johnson he has coronavirus to blame when Brexit turns to shit.

UK govt urged to bolt tough legal protections onto Arm and protect jobs – or simply veto Nvidia's £31bn acquisition

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Re: Why sell Arm anyway ?

It's not only needing a US trade deal which will have our government not do anything but the entire Brexit thing.

Those "not stupid" who voted for it, who pretend they studied the issue in depth, weighed up the pros and cons, refuse to understand Brexit was a globalist's wet dream, and intended as such, where "we are open for business" means everything is for sale and ready for exploiting. May was applauding the sale of ARM as the shining example of that.

We all need to be lubing ourselves up and getting ready for the Great Brexit Shafting. We're America's bitch now.

Elecrow CrowPi2: Neat way to get your boffins-to-be hooked on Linux from an early age and tinkering in no time

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The only thing you miss out on is GPIO and lower level hardware and things like that.

The Raspberry Pi Desktop distro for X86 includes the ability to link to a Pi Zero via USB and use its GPIO. A mere £5 fix for GPIO.

Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed

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Re: Rotate 180

It is often beneficial to turn a display upside down for better readability when looking up at it rather than down as it would be on a desktop then have the software or display driver correct that. Viewing angle may supposedly be symmetrical but I've found that not to be the case.

That of course can lead to a crazy mixed-up upside-down world when things go wrong as appears to be the case here.

US ponders tech export ban on SMIC, China's biggest chipmaker

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Re: The horse has bolted

And, of course, all the time China will continue to develop its own IP in chip design and manufacture. Given how capricious the US has become, it would be crazy not to.

Every time Trump tightens the thumbscrews in his adventure in economic terrorism he is letting China - and the world - know how painful dependency on the US can be.

It has got to be the ultimate driving force for removing such dependency and, when China's done that, the US will have little leverage left. Let's hope Trump has a plan before the tables get turned.

Let's hope that plan isn't World War III.

The Honor MagicBook Pro looks nice, runs like a dream, and isn't too expensive either. What more could you want?

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Re: Decimated

deci isn't just a random Latin root, but a prefix with a mathematical meaning

"Decimated" - Fucked ten times over.

SMEs to UK.gov: We need vouchers for tech and training ahead of final Brexit curtain falling

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Re: More than vouchers needed here

HM Govt. is merely winging it

We have had four years plus to prepare for leaving. The EU has prepared itself for whether we leave with a trade deal or not so I can't see that we won't equally be prepared. It's not like we're going to have to start bringing in foreigners to sort things out or don't have a clue what will happen.

The one with the rolled-up "Armageddon 2021 - Told You So" T-shirt in the pocket.

Digital pregnancy testing sticks turn out to have very analogue internals when it comes to getting results

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Re: Wastful - but unfortunaltly not uncommon

What is annoying is that the electronics are single use.

I investigated this when the story broke some months ago -- El Reg is a bit late to the party here.

I had hoped they were available at Poundland so potentially useful for hacking, but sadly not. Not cheap and, being a masked ROM microcontroller, no chance of reprogramming.

I don't blame manufacturers of consumables for saving costs. It's manufacturers of things like games consoles which are designed not be repurposed once their primary-use lifetime is over which I have a greater problem with.

I do wonder how many single-use and short-life products have their batteries land-filled; things like this and e-Fags are probably the biggest culprits.

What price security? Well, for the US ban on Huawei/ZTE kit it's around $1.8bn, and you're going to pay most of it

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Re: Evidence? Anywhere?

The main difference isn't that American policy is "Buy American" and shouted loudly, but that it's "Fuck China".

And it's fuck everyone else who won't climb aboard Trump's anti-China economic terrorism trade war bus.

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

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Re: All this bullying and harassment seems inefficient

It seems to me that the managers are on some sort of performance-related pay.

Or simply victims like all those victims they oversee; don't do as Amazon demands and you are also out the door.

It's how and why fascism persists once it's got its foot in the door.

Help. The political process is corrupted, full of lies and state-sponsored deep fakes. Now Microsoft's to the rescue

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Re: Double check everything

The attackers are actors, no 'star' will actually risk bodily harm and potentially maiming or death for a video when bit part actors are cheaper than healthcare. No camera crew will put themselves in harms way like that

Except that's not true. Some are willing to do that and are prepared to martyr themselves for the cause.

Poking a dog with a stick to make it bite to prove the assertion it's dangerous is an old trope. Best caught on camera so others can see its veracity, and these days widely spread on social media by the circle jerk rabble of propagandists.

Nominet backtracks on .uk domain expiration money grab, critics still fear sweetheart deal to come

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FAIL

"Supposed to be a non-profit, public-benefit member-based organization"

Supposed to be. Clearly not.

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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Dystopian Nightmares Inc.

A question which deserves serious analysis is; why would anyone work for Amazon or others engaged in similar practices?

The one with the Metropolis and 1984 DVDs in the pocket.

Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles

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Re: Wee radge bastard

It's not the normal Irn Bru I'm objecting to.

Well, there's something not right there!

I hate the stuff. I imagine it's what concentrated Lucozade with a couple of kilo of sugar and a shot of Cillit Bang added would taste like.

But Haggis - I love it.

RasPad 3.0 converts Raspberry Pi 4 to a tablet – be prepared for some quirks

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Re: Absolutely amazing...

I would say a Pi can do almost anything; from being an educational platform, an embedded controller, a networked appliance, to replacing a desktop.

The one thing it's not well suited for is being a tablet.

Highways England primes market for £2bn tech spend as part of massive investment in crumbling roads network

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I have been trying to decode those white lines which run down the centre of our roads for ages. As best as I can tell it's some kind of Morse Code.

Sloppy string sanitization sabotages system security of millions of Java-powered 3G IoT kit: Patch me if you can

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I wonder how "a:/anything/../.hidden_file" would fare?

I tripped myself up with that one by optimising away the 'down then up' without checking for the actual existence of the sub-directory but, as I explicitly checked the filename part, it didn't get through.

Using escapes, "a:/\x2ehidden_file", or whatever, will often defeat lightweight checks. Finding parsing flaws, resetting the parser input stream with ';' and the like, was often the way to access hidden router pages and cgi executables.

India selects RISC-V for semiconductor self-sufficiency contest: Use these homegrown cores to build kit

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Re: Expecte fallout

This is the sort of thing that serves as a wake up call to nations

While bemoaning unassailable American dominance with my leftist commie liberal pals I sometimes thought that might be undermined through internal revolution.

I never once thought America's downfall would be deliberately instigated by her president.

Best. President. Ever.

Amazon makes 850,000m2 bet that its people will get off the kitchen table and back to an office

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Re: Why offices?

Actually making time to listen to a podcast or a radio show just doesn't seem possible to me when working from home like I am currently

That's the one thing I've missed. Listening to a CD on the way in, another on the way home, I would work through my collection over a year. I have hardly listened to anything for years now.

But, overall, the pros outweigh the cons, and I could never go back to regular office working or commuting.

It is important to ensure home working doesn't turn into a simulation of incarceration in prison, especially if living on one's own. That's been difficult for some in recent months.

Dido 'Queen of Carnage' Harding to lead UK's Institute for Health Protection because Test and Trace went so well

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National Institute for Health Propaganda

I think I'm in with a chance of securing a contract -

printf("Testing: Lots\n");

printf("Tracing: Most\n");

printf("Cases: Some\n");

printf("Deaths: Almost none\n");

Norfolk's second-greatest cultural export set for return with 3-metre monument in honour of the Turkey Twizzler

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Mmm: Packed full of salmonella, listeria and e.coli goodness

"Bernard Matthews has listened to the public and completely transformed Turkey Twizzlers into a much-improved product."

That's good to hear. I was initially thinking they were just jumping on the bandwagon. Pre-empting that post-brexit trade deal with Trump when we surrender our food standards, allow no end of abominations from America, while making it illegal to list exactly what ingredients it contains lest American shit-shovellers are disadvantaged by doing so.

I'd hate to see the US forcing their shite down our throats without our favourite turkey slaughterer being able to profit from that.

Shine on: Boffins bedazzle Alexa and her voice-controlled assistant kin with silent laser-injected commands

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Re: List of reasons avoid this thing entirely for the rest of your life gets longer and longer

what happens when (not if) a SWMBO insists on one?

I'd be looking at breaking it by interfering with the audio side of things so it can't understand whatever is said, agreeing with the smartspeaker when it asked; did you say "woolworth's style of spit"?

Maybe use this laser trick, or some other hackey, to get it to say things which will have it quickly slung out the door. "Your arse must look big in that; I can hear it rustling from here". "Please stop scratching your bollocks".

Money talks as Chinese chip foundries lure TSMC staff with massive salaries to fix the Middle Kingdom's tech gap

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MAGA

I imagine, if I were Chinese, I might be inclined to declare of Trump; Best. President. Ever.

Same too if I were any country dependent on American technology facing the economic terrorism daily emanating from the White House, threatening that I will be crushed out of existence unless I make myself subservient to US interests.

In seeking to ensure American Supremacism, Trump is pretty much destroying it.

As someone entirely happy with him doing that; Best. President. Ever.

How do you solve a problem like Privacy Shield? US and EU policymakers kick off discussions

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Re: Why has it taken this long?

It's absolutely clear that these two principles are incompatible

That's my view as well. It is 'unstoppable force meets immovable object' and it is not resolvable unless one side or both change their position.

My opinion is the EU needs to stand their ground, tell the US to go fuck itself, and deal with the consequences.

Some lucky web developer just scored $20k to scour Facebook out of Neil Young’s website

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Re: The MP3 codec ruins his music?

I have to admit I have done all my rips at 320Kbps - Not because I can hear any difference but in case I was ever convinced that I might.

What are you gonna do? Give me detention? Illinois schools ban pyjamas in online classes

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Angel

So long as it's not mixed thread...

I've never had any truck with dress codes or uniforms of any kind, at work, at school, or anywhere. To me it's all 'fascism'.

I'm all for people wandering around naked, in full top hat and tails, and anything in-between, if they want to. But I am well aware my tolerance is derided as degenerate and dangerous by so-called lovers of freedom the world over.

Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo

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Dodged a bullet

Bet they are glad they never went with 'Easy-iPrepear-R-Us'.

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

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Soz

I would like to apologise to our customers who may have recently become aware that all our software included a key-logger which was sending everything typed back to ourselves. That data was permanently stored, and forwarded to all our partners, but only in accordance with our policies.

While we indiscriminately logged everything typed I would like to assure everyone that this has affected only a small number of customers and I again confirm that customer safety, security and privacy is our number one priority.

I can reassure customers that their data was only ever shared with third parties we agreed to share it with. We are confident there is no evidence data has been misused and will ask our partners to confirm that.

The key-logging software was part of our diagnostic suite intended to improve customer experience which was inadvertently left enabled for the past decade due to an oversight. We did not realise this as we stored your data and passed it on. The logger's ability to hide from anti-virus checkers and malware detectors was due to accidentally using code from a different product. This was entirely unintentional.

We would like to assure our customers that no harm was intended and can confirm they can continue using our installed software. We have not misused customer data and never would. We must however ask Mr Peabody-Smythe to refrain from describing us as "lying wanker bastards" whenever he refers to us in his emails to friends.

National Crime Agency says Brit teen accused of Twitter hack has not been arrested

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Re: Nice to see the American Justice system has its priorities straight

While there were undoubtedly some actual laws broken it seems to me 'the crime' really amounts to suckering gullible fools out of bitcoins.

I can imagine a UK jury accepting a 'shits and giggles' defence, assertions that the perps never expected anyone to be so stupid as to actually hand over any money; given an appropriate wrist-slap and a "don't do it again" admonishment.

In America, it seems the electric chair is being plugged in and tested.

You think the UK coronavirus outbreak was bad? Just wait till winter: Study shows test-and-trace system is failing

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Re: Thailand had 1 case yesterday

All I ever see in Europe is people walking in the street without a mask. WHY? What the fk is it with you lot that you won't simply wear a mask, everywhere all the time when you're out of your home.

In the UK we are mostly not wearing "home-made face coverings" which only offer the illusion of protection.

I will happily wear a medical grade mask but our government says we should not. I can't see the point of wearing a mask which provides no useful benefit so normally go without except when there is a legal requirement to wear one.

Wearing masks, medical grade or not, is not the reason other countries have kept their infections and deaths low.

US drugstore chain installed anti-shoplifter facial-recognition cameras in 200 locations – for eight years

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Terminator

Re: Hey Tesco...

My local Sainsbury's has had 'self portrait' displays for a while on the self-service checkouts. I like to think they allow for expressional "for fuck's sake!" feedback to the powers that be for "unexpected item" frustrations.

I usually stare into them while scanning on the off-chance someone is watching me, watching you, watching me.

Oddly I can't remember if they are mirroring or non-mirroring.

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

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Re: My heart bleeds

This isn't a case of a bankruptcy ... As the article noted, Apple has ~$190billion in cash, not illiquid assets, but actual cold, hard cash on hand.

But "Apple UK", or whatever the company is for tax purposes, probably only has 75 pence to its name.

I don't really have much sympathy for either side, capitalist bastard landlords versus capitalist bastard corporations.

I'd grab the popcorn but I'm boycotting the capitalist bastards who manufacture that.

The one with the Socialist Worker rolled-up in the pocket.

Someone made an AI that predicted gender from email addresses, usernames. It went about as well as expected

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Re: The complaint seems confused

All this data is useless

Not if you can flog it to someone believing otherwise.

It seems there's a long history of people trying to find hidden correlations which reveal an undisclosed truth. Some seem reasonable, some complete nonsense, but I guess you never know unless you put it to the test, can figure out what the correlations are.