* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

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UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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If you can /speak/ over a phone connection, you can send a fax over a phone connection.

I was thinking that, modem too, but I also recall there's clever processing in audio-to-digital encoders which can filter stuff out to enhance voice audio.

I presume the current rules are 'fine, you can do that, but it must not bugger up fax tones' and the proposed change will remove that requirement. It doesn't necessarily mean fax won't work, but there will be no guarantee that it will work, no requirement for it to work.

Is it any surprise that 'permacrisis' is the word of the year?

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Me neither.

"Partygate", "Kyev" - Yes, lots.

"Carolean" - A few times, but not widely heard, and not new.

"Warm Bank", "Sportswashing", "Quiet Quitting" - Only a couple of times.

"Permacrisis", "Splooting", "Lawfare", "Vibe Shift" - Not once.

"Kami-Kwasi" would have been my offering but perhaps too short-lived to have gained traction.

Bumble open sources AI code to automatically blur NSFW photos

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Re: Art class

But if a computer does it, it is different for reasons.

I guess it comes down to perceived skills and talent when performing in someone else's style, against those needed to get a computer to do the same.

I don't personally understand the vitriol directed at bg_5you. Nothing wrong with reasoned "you shouldn't do that", explanations as to why "that's not a good or appropriate thing to do", even "that's crap", "an insult", but the backlash goes far beyond that.

IMO there's far too much "with us or against us" polarisation and tribalism these days. We are increasingly losing our tolerance of others and that's not a good thing.

Your next PC should be a desktop – maybe even this Chinese mini machine

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Re: DisplayPort in 2003?

Did the author mean "DisplayLink"?

Government IT provider UKCloud goes into liquidation

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Big Brother

Re: I don't get it

Not just Braverman. I was - perhaps unwisely, prepared to give Sunak the benefit of the doubt, but the appointment of so many from the hard right, ERG members and sympathisers, Tufton Street worshippers, ended that quicker than I expected.

It's basically Truss 2.0 with a "but don't crash the markets" poster on every wall.

Bugger! I've been hacked! - Please let it be known that I for one welcome our fasci^W compassionate overlords and their ankle-bracelets for dissenters.

Most Metaverse business projects will be dead by 2025

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Re: Web3-Metavers

most are saying what crap and nonsense. Remember when the Internet arrived the same thing was said.

I don't. I remember people saying it seemed pointless and they couldn't see what possible use it could be to them. The internet then took off as more people began see how it could be of use to them, how it could be useful in general, thought 'if it can work for that then maybe it could work for this'.

I can't see Meta delivering that. The potential gains for "Immersive FIFA" and other games are there, even "Immersive Virtual Holidaying", but day-to-day "Immersive Business", "Immersive Social", I just don't see it. Like others I suspect it will follow 3D TV; a minority sport.

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Re: Gartner

Just checked and I can still have 'a jolly good wank' (TM) with my eyes closed, just imagination, no tech involved.

I can see VR might appeal for some kind of gaming, maybe the odd hand-shandy if you already own them, but can't see the point or justification of cost for what Meta imagines we'll be using it for. "Fully immersive" sounds great but the last thing I want to be doing is lifting goggles off so I can find that sausage roll on my desk or take a sip without knocking my mug of tea everywhere.

I just can't see the gain over what we already have, not even for an hour a day.

India's – and Infosys's – favorite son-in-law Rishi Sunak is next UK PM

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Re: Easing of Visa requirements for Indian travellers?

if the people who voted for Brexit under the delusion that it would keep dark-skinned people out ...

What I have never understood is why those who wanted brexit have been so insistent on a "points-based immigration system" which, as far as I can tell - using their parlance - invites the foreign folk in to steal our best, most well paid jobs, while keeping impoverished foreigners out so our natives are forced to do all the shit, menial, low-paid jobs.

It seems entirely upside-down to wanting to keep the best jobs for our own and have immigrants doing the shit jobs we don't want to do which I would have thought they'd favour.

Cops swoop after crooks use wireless keyfob hack to steal cars

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Re: Progress of car security

Legend has it that the ferry staff could unlock any car in a handful of seconds

Many cars had a linkage which ran from the interior pull-handle to the door lock. If you inserted a thin J-shaped strip of metal past the window rubber you could hook the link, give it a tug, and the door lock would release.

First time it took me half an hour on a busy Saturday high street without anyone even asking what I was doing. Mere seconds after a bit of practice, finding the best J-bend and where to aim for. I pulled the metal strip from a windscreen wiper which simply unclipped.

I believe they eventually got round to putting a deflector strip above the linkage to prevent that trick.

Weird robot breaks down in middle of House of Lords hearing on AI art

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Coat

Re: Gallery director Aiden Meller created Ai-Da

there must be huge opportunities available to knock up something similar in your garden shed

I've been trying to knock-up a robot in my garden shed for some time now. It's not as easy as one might think.

Where is that Paris Hilton icon?

Musky scent? Billionaire launches fragrance: Burnt Hair

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Woah there

Please no "Spaffed up the Wall" lotion.

I'm really missing The Paris Hilton Angle since she's been kidnapped

Confirmed: Asteroid shoved by Earth crash probe DART

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Pint

Job well done but "You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off" does come to mind.

Business can't make staff submit to video surveillance, says court

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Re: 3 piece suit

Whenever I wear a suit it's three piece - I just prefer it, find it comfortable. I have a nice lightweight pure-wool Italian one which is as cool in summer as the slacks and vest I would otherwise be wearing, snug enough in the winter.

I really don't care how people dress - from kings or queens to butt-naked - so long as they're happy and they get whatever job or task done and there's no Health & Safety issue.

Some may say I'm "too liberal" - I won't have a problem with that. I just think that if I want people to tolerate my choices I have to be willing to tolerate theirs and live by that ideal as best I can.

Brexit dividend? 'Newly independent' UK will be world's 'data hub', claims digital minister

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Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

The biggest problem with Brexit was making it about a simple majority vote. Surely a supermajority should have been required for such a major change

That wasn't necessary because it was, as agreed by parliament, purely an advisory referendum. It was only intended to guide the supposedly sane souls in parliament on what would then be done.

It was only when the Tory government and the brextremists got together and invented this "will of the people" bullshit, decided that advisory referendum was going to be legally binding, did it all go to shit.

Had people known that was going to happen the vote would have likely gone the other way.

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Anarchy will save us

This week datastores which don't care about privacy. Next week; banks which don't care about money laundering and facilitating criminals. The week after that; clearing the NHS backlog by allowing people to self-certify themselves as doctors and surgeons.

Brexit was always about the race to the bottom, escaping that shackles of EU regulations to allow businesses to be more profitable by being more dodgy.

I guess it comes down to whether one believes regulations are necessary or just a hindrance, an obstacle to profit. I personally don't like the 'profit before people' ideology.

AI eye-scanner can tell whether you'll croak it from a heart attack

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Jobs for the toys

"More ophthalmologists would have to be hired and trained in interpreting the results"

Perhaps we could use some AI to undertake that task?

Hang on; I'm completely confused now.

DoJ ‘very disappointed’ with probation sentence for Capital One hacker Paige Thompson

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It takes two to tango and it doesn't have to be one or the other.

China may prove Arm wrong about RISC-V's role in the datacenter

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A shot in the head is worth two in the feet

I have always said that America's attempts to isolate China were misguided.

It is always better to keep essential supplies going and threaten to reduce supply to steer a recipient in a desired direction. It's easier, cheaper, and less disruptive for them to comply than resist. You can keep them on that leash.

As soon as it's "none for you" they have no option but to find an alternative, and that will usually have them looking for a sovereign home-grown solution so they are never placed in that position again.

At that point you've lost any leverage you had over them, and may have even gifted them the upper-hand.

Google kills off Stadia

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Re: This may come back to bite Google eventually

Google Graveyard is filled with dead Google products.

There are two kinds of people: Those who bought into a Google service only to find themselves abandoned by its demise, and those who are yet to experience that.

Having delivered so many services which have been genuinely useful for those who used them there may be few left in that second group.

I have been shafted more than once, particularly badly with the demise of Chrome Apps. My willingness to take a risk with Google's offerings diminishes every time, as does Google's reputation.

Scientists, why not simply invent a working fusion plant using $50m from Uncle Sam

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Re: I've already got a working fusion power source

I've got my plans drawn up for a telescoping heat-pipe which can more efficiently bring energy from the sun to the earth.

It's not like we're going to stop orbiting it any time soon and, given the current cost of living crisis, I could do with a share of the $50 million no matter how small.

UN's ITU election may spell the end of our open internet

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Re: Why Russia

Assuming UN members collectively decided that removal was a legitimate thing - What would the criteria be?

I am personally against that kind of cancelling. I believe it would only make matters worse.

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Re: Who voted for whom?

Any idea what the breakdown of voting was, or was it anonymous?

It appears it was a secret ballot which doesn't seem unreasonable to me.

IMO there is too much wanting to categorise as "good guys" and "bad guys" than being willing to accept others hold a different view to our own these days.

Is it time to retire C and C++ for Rust in new programs?

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Re: C/C++ - really?

My money's on Lennart Poettering coming up with something even better, and which does more.

Don't want to get run over by a Ford car? There's a Bluetooth app for that

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"Masking image" technology

So the first you know of it is "dunk", then "thunk" from the engine block.

That scared the crap out of me when driving through a set of traffic lights at a pedestrian crossing at night and I merely saw a flash of something come from the pavement (sidewalk).

An obligatory emergency stop, and fearing the worst; I found nothing. Then spotted a black cat racing randomly up a side road. I presume it had poorly timed its jump through the railings, gained quite a headache, and earned minus one on its life count.

It disappeared into the dark so I don't know if it survived. A check of the Highway Code et al to see if I should report it and, "yes" for dogs, "fuck 'em" for cats.

Creatives up in arms over claim that AI is killing human art

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A million monkeys with paint brushes

"Killing human art" - Give me a break. No more so than Athena and their poster of that woman scratching her bare arse did - Actual credit Martin Elliott 1976.

Just because some panel chose an AI generated product as 'best of show' means jack to me; I'll be the judge of what is art and what isn't, what's good and what's not, and I encourage everyone to do the same.

I have spent countless hours on and off staring at Sunflowers in the National Gallery and I still can't feel it, am not even remotely moved. Field and An Oak Tree on the other hand ... Each to their own - Antony Gormley 1991, Michael Craig-Martin 1973.

Whether created by an artist or machine, alone or with help, or by chance of throwing shit at a wall, I'll judge it by how I connect to it.

I appreciate artists who choose their path and need to make money to survive and create, but 'holding art to ransom' is not the solution.

Climate change prevention plans 'way off track', says UN

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Re: When is a climate denier not a climate denier?

If I say "first get rid of your private jets" that makes me a denier right there.

Perhaps because that makes it sound like you are saying, unless that comes first, you won't accept anything else being done.

Making it a precondition doesn't help solve the climate change issues you say you recognise. Instead it goes against doing anything.

I want those private jets gone as well but accept that's merely a part of all that needs to be done. I am not going to let one obstacle become an obstacle to everything.

"Climate change issues need solving, and getting rid of private jets needs to be high up there in my view" will provoke less accusations of being a denier in disguise. Perhaps that's what you actually meant?

To preserve Earth's treasures, digital silence is golden

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Hawaii you say

If I'm ever there I'll be sure to bear this article in mind and seek it out.

Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

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Re: What about the Corgies and Dorgi(es)

The BBC report they are going to be looked after by Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah, Duchess of York -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62870783

Bye bye BoJo: Liz Truss named new UK prime minister

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Re: Opinion polls are looking good.....

Have they announced who's going to be Secretary of State for Workhouses yet?

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Re: Lol...

Liz is so crap only 57% of the Tories could bear to vote for her

It's actually worse than that. Of party members eligible to vote; only 47% voted for her, 35% voted for Rishi, and 17% couldn't be arsed to vote for either.

Former Microsoft UX boss doesn't like the Windows 11 Start menu either

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Re: Genius?

I created shortcuts for "Reboot" and "Shutdown" which live at the bottom right of the desktop. Not at all hard to do.

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: FRA airport is very nearly in compliance with this law....

I remember my mother telling me that as a girl in the depths of winter in the more-recent 1950s, she'd have - if she was really lucky - a single bar of an electric fire in her bedroom.

Luxury [citation needed]

When I was a lad we lived on the Pennines and there wasn't a bar heater. You just got dressed and undressed quick.

Back in the 80s I lived in digs where the toilet bowl water would freeze most nights in winter.

Kids today don't know what "cold" is. I do however have sympathy for those who weren't anticipating the acclimatisation they are going to face.

Doctor gave patients the wrong test results due to 'printer problems'

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Re: Photocopier challange

I'd never have thought to put the seat belt on so I could reverse the car out of the drive.

I can't think of any time I have been in a car without a seatbelt on except during entry and exit. At some point in the distant past I presume it was drummed into me to never be in a vehicle without a seatbelt just in case something crashes into it, no matter how unlikely it seems that would be.

I can only imagine the designers of that system believed that would be the case.

I was once 'trapped' in a petrol station trying to figure out how to turn the ignition on without setting the alarm off. Luckily I figured out the Ninja moves before the growing queue behind me got too irate.

PanWriter: Cross-platform writing tool runs on anything and outputs to anything

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Spiel Chucker

One thing I don't see is any mention of spell checking or similar.

I would have expected such a thing - supporting a personalised dictionary, to be an essential for a writer or journalist, particularly name spelling.

My common errors are duplicating words and and too many uses of "that", plus the inveitable finger trouble typos. All are easy to miss in one's own proof reading without a red squiggle underneath.

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Re: A plea for AsciiDoc i.s.o. Markdown

The point of the story was praising a *simple* tool with minimal options which are adequate to the task.

I believe "the task" is key here.

I don't do a lot of writing and most of what I do merely requires Notepad and sometimes Wordpad. Beyond that it's HTML and HTML-to-PDF-or-whatever virtual printers.

The last challenge I faced was 'A4 folded in three' table-menu style leaflets to push through letter boxes. Vertical and horizontal text, some simple borders, a couple of images - All simple enough in theory but not when never having done it before.

I am sure what I would have liked to use for that would have been over-complex for some tasks and too dumb for others.

And that's why the editor wars are never going away.

Unlike Ms Hilton. Sorely missed. Never forgotten.

Smartphone gyroscopes threaten air-gapped systems, researcher finds

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Gyroscopes can be "used by many types of applications ... and users may approve their access without suspicion"

So, the scenario is; you need to not only trick the attacked into installing something which covertly emits sound but you also need to trick someone into becoming the attacker to covertly pick up those sounds, and then have them both in the same room.

I'm not sure how long they can keep flogging this one-trick pony until it is completely dead.

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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Rocker switch and finger

Sure, easy enough. Now try turning your light on at home when you are in a hotel room, on the other side of the world or in-flight to populate Mars. Not so smug now, huh?

I would add a Joke Icon but that apparently is a USP.

I went semi-tech; have touch-sensitive and IR controlled light switches so I don't need to move my lazy arse to gain illumination, don't have to risk straining my finger when the remote goes walkabout.

Like going beyond power-assisted steering to full self-drive; it seems society is compelled to over-reach peak usefulness.

Don't buy useless tech; save the money to help pay the ransom to get Paris back -->

Microsoft brings more Arm64 support and an updated expiry date to Dev Channel Windows

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Re: MS does not care about Windows on ARM

I grow a lot of things in my allotment but I don't have any desire to grow some things even though I have the money to do so. If someone comes along and wants to make it worth my while doing so I'll consider it.

The CHIPS Act won't end US reliance on foreign foundries

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Re: Intel DOES make Microcontrollers -- and has done so for Decades

I took that as "Intel doesn't have a lot of experience of manufacturing currently used microcontrollers", especially when compared with Microchip and others who specialise in that field.

CHIPS could be described as "building rocket-boots for the elite while everyone else is desperately in need of cheap sneakers".

China, US relations further soured by CHIPS Act

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Re: Dictatorships sooner or later always invade their neighbours

There is a difference between countries helping their own, and a country which prevents third-parties from helping the other.

It's the second which the Chinese are complaining about, and it does appear to be a breach of WTO rules to me.

Dinobabies latest: IBM settles with widow of exec who killed himself after layoff

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I was rather hoping that having her husband suicide would've made her refuse to settle and take it all the way to open court out of spite.

The problem here is that civil court proceedings are the means to obtain restitution for damage done.

When the defendant delivers that restitution, plus whatever costs for putting a claimant through the wringer, that's the end of it, job done.

One can hold out for ever greater restitution but it's not possible to force the defendants to admit they are evil bastards. Civil action is the wrong vehicle to use.

Nuclear power is the climate superhero too nervous to wear its cape

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Safer than people think

I am in favour of nuclear energy but understand why people fear its potential for disaster. Nuclear accidents having hardly killed anyone stands alongside "vaccines are 100% safe" (*) when it comes to not telling the full truth, which will immediately be seen as trying to hide the truth, creates distrust. When one starts with a lie it is almost impossible to reclaim a reputation for truthfulness.

* That was something some politicians, those pushing vaccines, and others who should have known better, were saying or suggesting even though it is never true.

I recently heard a comment along the lines of; if nuclear power is so safe, why is anyone worried about the plant at Zaporizhzhia being shelled?

The IAEA appears to be shitting itself. It's no surprise the man on the Clapham Omnibus does as well.

UK wants criminal migrants to scan their faces up to five times a day using a watch

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Re: Collapse

Brexit wouldn't have happened with the LibDems in the government.

I am not convinced of that though, as a Lib-Dem voting Remoaner who proudly states "European" as nationality, I would like to believe it were true.

Clegg was the one calling for an in-out referendum with the hope of silencing the EU-haters. Would Cameron have held the 'stupidest referendum ever' if Clegg had not pushed for it, had instead gone along with just ignoring the populists and hard right agitators?

Clegg would have called that referendum if Lib-Dems had been the party in power.

Maybe there would have been a better case presented for remaining, they would almost certainly have stood by it being the 'advisory referendum' as actually intended, but we will never know how that would have panned-out.

The mistake IMO was allowing the referendum; Clegg and Lib-Dems were the ones wanting it.

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Re: Collapse

When Clegg did the responsible thing by joining a coalition in the aftermath of the Brownomics debacle they punished him at the next election.

Clegg was punished for selling out on the promise which had secured his success. Or, more correctly, selling out without seemingly putting up any fight.

The perception at the time was that he had utterly failed at the first test of holding Tories to account. The party's subsequent poor showing was a reflection of the huge disappointment in him.

Google's ChromeOS Flex turned my old MacBook into new frustrations

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Making a bed to sleep in

I think "a slightly posh version of Chrome OS" is a more accurate description.

I haven't tried it yet but that is what I would be expecting, not even "posher" to be honest.

Google also reckons the OS offers "a sustainable way to modernize devices that you already own."

Seems reasonable where "modern" means an OS which launches a browser which is "all you need".

I also came away thinking that Google's claim that ChromeOS Flex is an ecologically responsible alternative to junking old endpoints is optimistic. My MacBook's power supply has kinked cables: how long before they give out? And how long will the rattly and floppy hinge remain viable?

Keeping something going till end of physical life where it would have been binned otherwise seems reasonable to me.

Chromebooks, ChromeOS, Flex, and all the rest, are fine if they suit your needs and, for many people, they will. But not everyone.

This is not for you. Simple as that.

Paris Hilton has no angle when wearing a cloak of invisibility ->

Apple tells suppliers to use 'Taiwan, China' or 'Chinese Taipei' to appease Beijing

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Re: Can anyone answer the question, logically...

Taiwan has zero chance of taking back the mainland by force or otherwise...

Unless America decides to loan it 51st State status. And therein is the problem with Trump and now Biden talking up 'China is the evil enemy', Pelosi flying in to support the Taiwanese cause. Promises that America won't take military action against China look as hollow as Nato's promises not to expand up to Russia's borders.

GitLab U-turns on deleting dormant projects after backlash

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Re: ... these days I don't hesistate, I just take my toys and go

Worse the relatives who have cleared out your father's home before you arrive at the funeral. Valuable, rare, precious and sentimental things all unceremoniously dumped in the bin and lost forever to landfill, mine and his included.

Enough with the notifications! Focus Assist will shut them u… 'But I'm too important!'

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Re: Nothing to see here

But to be fair; if they don't appear you soon start wondering if you are infected and just haven't been told.

Like hearing from a relative or friend with nothing to say, there is a place for 'everything is fine' alerts as long as not too frequent.

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Bippity do-dah, Bippity day, My oh my it's beeping all day

I need to stop buying second hand techno-crap because it was a bargain. I have lost count of how many times I have been bitten by the mysterious omnidirectional beep coming from something filed away somewhere in the house long ago, have more than once sat between two piles of junk figuring out if it's to the left or right as I perform a physical 'binary chop'.

The worst are battery-low warnings for rechargeable devices. You either resign to suffering until they stop, charge them and repeat the cycle, or open them up and cut the wire.

GitLab plans to delete dormant projects in free accounts

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Re: Desperate measures

That's really your opinion? Suck it up? I guess you have never run a business where 25% of "customers" don't pay and expect something for nothing.

I do indeed run such a business and it's far more than 25% I host for free. But I wouldn't class my customers as expecting something for nothing; just taking advantage of what I am offering them for free.

Most of what I host for users can be considered 'bit rot', sunk cost, but it serves a purpose, has value, is useful to the community I wish to attract - and, yes, make money from.

To me that's an acceptable balance between philanthropy and sound business sense. "Free" is a part of my model and getting rid of the 'dead wood', as GitLab seems to perceive it to be, would actually harm my business.

I don't see hosting for free as '"throwing money away" but securing the viability of my business while helping the community. I don't have maximising my profit as my goal. It's not all me, me, me.