* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

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Doctor Who's The Girl Who Died ships in nasty Vikings floating atop a time-bending tidal wave

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Re: Was I the only one...

And from the clip of next week's episode, he's been back to SpecSavers and got himself a new pair, or repaired the old ones.

Slacker vendors' one-fix-a-year effort leaves 88% of Androids vulnerable

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88% vulnerable

But how many actually affected?

The last cheap smart phones I bought from Argos a month back came with Jellybean (4.2.2) and I doubt will ever get upgraded. Assessing threat and risk, and how I use them, I am not particularly bothered about that.

Virgin Media filters are still eating our email – Ntlworlders

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Re: ISP email?

Why not? There is no implicit reason VM email should be worse than any other and it generally hasn't been.

In the wake of moving from Google it has been a steaming pile of crap; endless spam getting through, incoming mail lost (even email I have sent from one of my own accounts to another), web mail not working properly when one has to use that to try and fix things. And it is taking weeks to get things fixed.

No change in US law, no data transfer deals – German state DPA

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Well said

all data protection workarounds for the transfer of data to the US after the European Court of Justice's Schrems v Facebook judgment are going to be illegal

only a change in US law can make US companies compliant with European legislation

Someone had to come out and say it in plain, simple terms.

How far will Microsoft go with Android?

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Convergence

If Android devs won't write for Windows phones, and Windows devs won't write for Android, the ideal solution for Microsoft and Google may be to embrace running each other's apps.

It is starting to move that way anyway, albeit with a hodge-podge of shims, wrappers and hacks and it would be far better if they could just sort it out between them and deliver a more elegant solution both sides - and their respective customers - can buy into.

It won't be easy and it may be difficult for both to see that's where the future is. I am sure they can figure out some way to carve up the market between them.

GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

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HM Queen

Is Her Majesty also being spied upon?

I imagine she is as the way GCHQ works is to hoover-up everything as "collection" rather than "spying".

I wonder how she, and the rest of the family, feel about that?

LOHAN chews the fat with US TV station over Spaceport's FAA-ilure

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Threaten to take it to North Korea

I am sure they'd welcome it, and it might convince those who don't want that to buck their ideas up.

Science Museum celebrates Ada Lovelace

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Why October 13?

http://findingada.com

Researcher messes up Wi-Fi with an rPi and bargain buy radio stick

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Re: In the hands of a burglar, would a portable (battery powered) unit stuff up....

One would hope that a decent alarm system had been designed such that, if it did not receive valid 'still alive' signals from sensors on a regular basis, it set off the alarm. Otherwise it would be at risk from having signals blocked or having the sensors removed.

Don't panic, biz bods: A guide to data in the post-Safe Harbor world

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IANAL but didn't the ECJ effectively rule that the US does not have adequate laws in place to provide satisfactory data protection?

Isn't that a ruling which, no matter what due diligence is undertaken, rules America out as an acceptable place to process data?

Understand 'Safe Harbor', Schrems v Facebook in under 300 words

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Kicking Uncle Sam in the nuts

The likelihood of getting America to have decent data protection laws and have security agencies abide by that law I would frankly say was nil. Probably even less.

More likely; threats and coercions will be applied to EU members to get them to fall in line with the American way of thinking.

As much as this issue will impact on American business it will impact on ourselves and America would like nothing more than causing deep fractures within the EU. Its unity is pretty fragile as it is and America won't likely be adverse to stirring things up further.

Google and pals launch Accelerated Mobile Pages project

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Re: Janky

Jerky and wanky. Very apt.

Phone thieves to face harsher penalties for data theft

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Re: Irreplaceable photographs

That got me thinking; unless an item is recovered or its theft admitted to, how does anyone prove anything has been stolen beyond reasonable doubt?

Evidence of having had something does not mean lack of it now proves it was stolen.

Chocolate Factory plops Marshmallow on Android slabs

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Re: Google has also sought to make the Google Now virtual assistant more prevalent with Marshmallow

^ This. The all or nothing approach isn't what everyone wants. When I finally get everything set-up, looking and working how I want it, I don't want an upgrade to undo or break all that, don't want to struggle through doing it all again.

If it's not broken; don't fix it. But like Nate Amsden earlier I would like to have security upgrades but it's all or nothing.

I also don't want to be forced to have the latest version of an app when I don't think that is as good as the previous version. It's probably why XP is also still stubbornly sticking around.

Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad?

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Abbott And Costello spoiler

Who's in the box.

So, what's happening with LOHAN? Sweet FAA, that's what

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USA! USA! USA!

Can't you find some way to stick a Stars and Stripes patch on it, get Fox News on the case, to give Oba^W the relevant authorities a kicking to speed things up?

You can replace the patch when the job's done.

175,000 whinge to Microsoft about phone tech support scams

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Re: I love those calls!

Take care though. Some scammers know the number they called and if you piss them off the bastards will then call you up at every opportunity they get and then simply hang up.

Audi, Seat, Skoda admit they've been fiddling car pollution tests as well

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For coding cheats that impact the company of this over-reaching magnitude, I cannot see the CEO not knowing

It is not so much having known, but what they knew. It is one thing to say "we're cheating the system", quite another to say "we have developed software which improves compliance with emission testing, puts us ahead of the market in a number of key areas and will generate a marked increase in sales". Who wouldn't sign off on that?

Perhaps it was not so entirely innocent, that the CEO did know more than that, but it's in the same ballpark as "the legality of war in Iraq". A CEO acts on advice of advisors and may have been convinced it was entirely legal and acceptable at the time.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

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Re: Samsung

Could it be that it is not the LED flash itself which causes heat, but the drawing of fairly high current which could heat up the battery, push it over some programmed limit, if allowed?

XcodeGhost attack tapped into dev distaste for Apple's Gatekeeper

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There are a whole load of tricks to ensure a developer does not to get see nastiness even if downloading as if an end user; a simple one is to check that the current date, or date when first run, is a good few days after the application build date. It can also hold off until a certain version or revision. I am sure those behind this have even better tricks to use.

Microsoft starts to fix Start Menu in new Windows 10 preview

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Re: All together now

And that's what someone probably did think, perhaps even had long debates and focus meeting over, and in most cases it is perhaps more true than not. But it doesn't matter if there is a rational and argued explanation for it, there being some good reason for some fixed size limit; Microsoft have handed a big stick to anyone who chooses to take it and beat them with it, and they should have seen that coming.

But then; if it hadn't been this it would have been something else. Those seeking to find fault will always find one.

Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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I survived the Bonothon

I was reminded of many DVD 'making of' programmes where the cast and crew all high-five and back-slap themselves for having been incredibly clever and funny when they have in fact been neither, think it's the best thing ever done when it really isn't.

I don't begrudge them the occasional slapstick but it could have been much better done; cut short with a "WTF?!?", a "Hello Clara, hello Missy", and on with the show.

I actually enjoyed the episode apart from that. I usually let any nonsense just wash over me, but that was very out of place with the rest of the episode.

BBC Micro:bit delayed by power supply SNAFU

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Re: Why not a Pi

To turn a Pi into a Micro:Bit you need to add LEDs, buttons, Bluetooth, compass and accelerometer.

To do that you need a HAT or other add-on board. And that's really what the Micro:Bit is but self-contained, platform ambivalent, and it doesn't have the BBC supporting only a specific commercial venture which is what the Pi actually is no matter that the Foundations has charitable goals.

One could equally argue "why not an Arduino shield?". Arduino base units are far cheaper than a PI.

The ONE WEIRD TRICK which could END OBESITY

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Re: Home cooking anyone?

I'm all for home cooking but it's not as easy cooking for one as it is for two, four and even more. There are a whole number of things which end up pushing singles and couples towards ready meals.

I don't think it's necessarily how much we're eating but what we are eating and how the food is being processed and treated. Everything seems to have one bucket of salt, two buckets of sugar in it these days, and a dictionary of E numbers on the label. At least it isn't quite as bad in the UK as it is in America.

Having lost the factory canteen, what we need to revive are "proper cafes" serving decent and healthy home cooked meals at a reasonable price. Oh how I miss those. I have often thought it would be great if someone could start a home cooked 'meals on wheels' service. If we can do take-away for no end of crap we should be able to manage it for decent food. That no one has perhaps shows what a deep problem we have.

Doctor Who returns to our screens next week – so, WHO is the worst Time Lord of them all?

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Re: Sylvester McCoy

He was the one who finally had me switching off. It probably wasn't solely his fault, just that it had become a pile of shite and he was mired in it.

The remote control from HELL: Driverless cars slam on brakes for LASER POINTER

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$60 and a Pi?

A simple painted "Road Closed" sign would have done the job. A blue one with "Police" also stated on it would additionally deter anyone tempted to try their luck.

Not that I know this.

British killer robot takes out two Britons in Syria strike

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Re: no court of law was involved, no evidence has been offered, and no defence allowed.

I think you'll find the concepts of 'law','evidence','and defence' don't mean much where they live

And don't seem to mean much in this country either. That's the problem I see.

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You take the high ground and I'll take the low

I really would like to know what the legal advice was to allow this assassination, the passing of a death sentence on two British nationals by the British government. We aren't in a state of war, we don't allow death sentences, no court of law was involved, no evidence has been offered, and no defence allowed.

Is 'MetaPod': a) a Pokemon; b) servers running OpenStack?

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Metapod versus Metapod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57wiO6QcO4c

"Thrilling - You won't miss one second of your life lost".

America's crackdown on open-source Wi-Fi router firmware – THE TRUTH

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I have some sympathy for the FCC

Taking a certified product and turning it into an uncertified product does present potential problems. I am not convinced the open source movement can claim any moral right to be operating equipment in a non-certified manner.

Cognitive computing: What can and can’t we do, and should lipreading be banned?

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I think it might be full of stars

When the AI can be fed a post from amanfrommars and it can figure it out before I have given up trying to; that will probably be the day digital intelligence has overtaken wetware.

Spaniard trousers €60,000 bank error, proceeds directly to jail

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Re: Justice for all

Making a clerical error is not a crime.

Taking money that doesn't belong to you is.

Not necessarily. Intending to permanently deprive someone of money usually is but just taking it very likely isn't. It depends upon intent, and, particularly in court, of being able to prove intent.

His mistake was burning through the money. If he had just said 'no; it's mine', and hoped they'd eventually agree and had kept it to pay back when that failed, it would have been much harder to prove intent to permanently deprive, much harder to convict.

His best bet would have been to say he took the money out of his account to keep it safe because he feared it would disappear as quickly as it appeared and insist the bank pay him for inconvenience and costs incurred looking after that money being as it was their mistake. He can threaten to, or actually, take them to court if they won't and also has a legitimate counter claim when they take him to court.

Not that I have any plans as to what I would do should a windfall hit my account :-)

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Re: Unsurprisingly, it seems someone has

Wasn't there also an earlier El Reg article noting some limit on bitcoin transactions per second?

It all seems to me like a typical pyramid scheme where the early adopters get rich while those last off the starting block are left holding the baby.

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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Laughing and punching stuff into a laptop

if ( count > 3 ) { RunTheFuckerOver(); }

Scrapheap challenge: How Amazon and Google are dumbing down the gogglebox

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Rental

Perhaps we need to go back to the rental model again? That carried a cost premium but often not much more than the equivalent of a loan for purchasing over the same period, and did offer some scope for upgrading as new tech comes along.

That model disappeared as buying became far cheaper than renting. But then again, if we are having to buy new every few years, it maybe isn't so much cheaper as was expected.

Being with Virgin Media I still am effectively in the rental market as they retain ownership of the TiVo which is the "smarts" of my installation, so I can expect (or at least hope) they keep it working and up to date. I have the option of leaving if they don't, so it's in their interests to do so. I imagine it's the same too for other bundle suppliers.

Hardened Linux stalwarts Grsecurity pull the pin after legal fight

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"in response to an expensive and lengthy court case"

Did they win or lose that case?

I am guessing they lost, failed to convince the court that what was happening was wrong, still maintain it was, and are now planning to throw all the toys out of the pram.

Net neutrality: How to spot an arts graduate in a tech debate

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On the other hand...

Where would the most ardent "everything must be equal" supporter stand when their robo-surgery surgeon was battling a choppy video feed as the network was overwhelmed by users watching dancing cats on YouTube?

Where does the "net neutrality" argument go if people accept there are cases where it is right and proper that some traffic is given greater priority?

It is not in my view really about "neutrality" it's about not being deliberately and unreasonably deprived of something which you could otherwise have had. Let the surgeon have as much bandwidth as they need, but don't allow my ISP to throttle rival services so I have no real choice but to accept their offerings.

Samsung smart fridge leaves Gmail logins open to attack

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Stop

But...

People have been using O2 Jogglers in their kitchen and on top of their fridges for ages as information and calendar displays and I imagine there are some people who have smart phones 'glued' to kitchen cabinets and elsewhere to do the same and similar.

If people want to do that, or manufacturers want to jump on that bandwagon and sell them what they think is 'even better', I don't see the problem with that. In fact it's one of the few areas where I see "smart" and "IoT" making sense, though I'd say it is not so much either as simply "connected".

As for criticising the "smart clock" I don't see any real difference between a clock which pulls the time from the airwaves or the internet or why one needs to disparage such a thing. Perhaps some people cannot see the advantage of a clock which adjusts its time to day of week, whether it's a weekday, weekend or holiday, and requires no adjustment as summer time starts and ends but I can. But no one has to have one if they don't want that.

Yes, there are security, hacking and privacy issues, but they are the same whether the connected device is in, on, or on top of the fridge or elsewhere.

I really don't think it's worth getting into a Luddite-like tizzy simply because one cannot personally see the use or benefit of such things.

Spotify now officially even worse than the NSA

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Re: II thought El Reg was exagerrating

I had read some other reports on the new terms before wandering round to El Reg and it seems Spotify's 'defence' is they will only collect / use / exploit the information they acquire under some particular circumstances, where the user / victim has granted permission, but that's not quite what the terms themselves say. It appears to give them virtually unlimited scope to do whatever they damn well please.

I accept that it is sometime difficult to come up with terms to allow something without appearing to allow more than is intended but that can usually be clarified by having some statement of "but only when the user explicitly allows us to".

Spotify doesn't seem to have any of that. Just saying they won't doesn't mean they won't and particularly once given permission to do so.

Geeks on quest for world's most pointless YouTube video

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Ridiculing and bullying

I do not believe anyone should be publicly criticising and ridiculing what others do, no matter how pointless or inane they find it themselves. The worst of it is that they are going out of their way to find stuff they don't find worthy and encouraging others to do the same.

Perhaps they will next run a competition to find those kids' drawings which really have no place on a fridge door and should never be carried in a proud parent's pocket?

It feels to me we are being surrounded by ever more hatred every day, and that's become a leading hobby for many, inspired by social media and those who see Katie Hopkins and other haters as good role models.

"Hate" has been a currency in America for a long while and it now seems it's an export embraced around the world.

Oi, Google! Remove links to that removed story, yells forceful ICO

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Most criminals have the right to their conviction being spent. That's what the law provides for and grants certain rights of privacy which can be enforced. Those rights of privacy extend to non-criminals too.

Enjoy vaping while you still can, warns Public Health England

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Re: Why should they ban them?

Most e-cigs seem to be from China, with dodgy CE marks on them and are doubtful electrically, let alone what they are actually doing with the chemicals put in them.

And probably still safer than real cigarettes.

And safer than a lot else too. That's the real joke about this desire for a ban.

Intel's Compute Sticks stick it to Windows To Go, Chromecast

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Chromecasts are great for streaming and casting but they are not standalone systems. For digital signage use I am looking at Android TV/PC because of their low cost; about the same as Chromecast, more compact and cheaper than an equivalent Pi or an Intel stick.

EE Harrier Mini grounded by errant Wi-Fi calling upgrade

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FAIL

And that's why some people never upgrade or update anything

The risk of living with security threats is often deemed better than risking the device being bricked or borked. Plus the inconvenience, time, cost and effort of trying to get things fixed when it does go wrong. And even if it does go well it usually means something changing for the worse with no way back to what one was happy with.

If we want users to upgrade we have to give them the confidence to do so along with being able to easily rescue themselves when things inevitably go wrong. Unfortunately that's rarely the case and endless stories like these simply convince people to turn updates off.

Adulterers antsy as 'entire' Ashley Madison databases leak online

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Clusterfuck

I find it hard to know how to feel about it all. There has been wrong done by all parties, legal and/or moral. I find it hard to say anyone is more to blame, more wrong or any better than anyone else, and it seems everyone is going to pay the price in the end as punishing of those wrongs is pursued.

The only good thing about it all is that it should make an interesting case study for those discussing ethics and morality.

The real moral of the story is, as it always has been; don't trust others to keep your secrets secret nor expect the outcome to be as you would hope it to be.

Android apps are flooding on to jailbroken Win10 phones

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This could be a win

After all; what else is ever going to tempt Android users into even trying a Windows phone? Maybe they'll find they like it, perhaps not. It's not like Microsoft will be any worse off than now.

How many pre-loaded Win 10 PCs did disties have 7 days after release?

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Paging Mr Twain

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

Much as the anti-Microsoft, anti-Windows crowd would like to be right, only time will tell. There's far too much 'Microsoft didn't do this so it is a failure, will be a failure, was always going to be a failure'.

I would have thought it should be pretty clear that there aren't any pre-loaded W10 machines out there because that's the way Microsoft have decided to play it at this phase of the game, part of their strategy, not that they simply forgot or manufacturers are refusing to provide pre-loaded W10 machines.

El Reg seems to have gone from mere click-baiting to actively providing confirmation bias for those who want Microsoft and Windows to fail.

Typewriters suck. Yet we're infinitely richer for those irritating machines

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Typewriters with backspace

Some electric typewriters did have backspace; they would remember what had been typed so they could backspace and type the same letter using the correction ribbon. The one I used had a short type-ahead buffer to minimise ink and correction ribbon use. Others had LCD line previews.

And for those reminiscing over Roneo; I will join them in raising a glass. And also to Banda, which allowed multi-colour print and easy free-form drawing.

'Sunspots drive climate change' theory is result of ancient error

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Re: WTF

What is this 'statistical artefact'?

I have no idea. I would expect the experts to have described what it is somewhere but my guess is that it is about weighting; having something meaningful regardless of large or small spots, the same whether a peanut-shaped spot is counted as one or two.

If there was a change in counting methodology back in the 40s there should be a jump from one day to the next when it changed, and that jump will have stayed with us. There is nothing wrong in factoring that jump out so pre-change and post-change can be better compared.

Bitcoin can't be owned, says Japanese court, as Karpeles sweats in cell

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Joke

Illegally trading unicorns.