* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

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New measurement alert. The Pogba: 1,200Pg = NHS annual budget

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Re: Less than £2k per person

Really it's no different to any other insurance.

I have long suspected that insurance tends to work like carrying an umbrella around; if you have it you won't need it and it will look like an unnecessary inconvenience but, if you don't have it, you will find you will need it and are buggered without it.

I have unfortunately had to 'make a claim' and I am thankful for the service we have, the nurses, doctors, surgeons and everyone else who makes it work, and everyone paying for it.

Looking at how much my treatment would have cost elsewhere the NHS is a bargain. I can understand why people who don't have that end up selling their houses, being plunged into debt or having no option but to book the undertaker.

I suspect most people will use the NHS at some time in their life and probably will get back a fair share of what they put in even if they don't realise it. Even if people are fortunate enough not to have to call upon NHS services themselves they will likely have family, relatives or friends who do.

UK fintech firm reaches for Ireland Brexit escape hatch

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Brexit means ...

May has downplayed giving City firms any preferential treatment.

But May and her ministers are saying we will get the best deal possible with all the implications of that. Some ministers say we will keep passporting rights and the City will get preferential treatment, even that we will continue to pay the EU to have those.

I have lost track of who is saying what, who is contradicting others and even themselves, and the whole mess is buried under "brexit means brexit" and "we won't give a running commentary".

It is an absolute shambles and it doesn't seem things will improve any time soon.

Dynamic IP addresses are your personal property, CJEU rules

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Re: Not unusual

Am i missing something?

Date of birth including year, rather than day of birthday celebration.

Virgin Media boss warns Brexit could hamstring broadband investment

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Re: Pot -> Kettle

My VM bill has risen 34% in 4 years.

So a compound rate of increase of around 7.7% per year. If it stays the same, next year it will be 45% more than you were paying.

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Re: Christmas Time is here!

The company I am working for has had to put its prices up because imports of USD priced items have risen by some 17% since brexit. Charges for using services in the US have also increased.

These aren't "price hikes" the company wants to make, but it is that or trim back the business. And it's a horrible Catch 22 because it's either keep prices down and trim the business or increase prices and lose business to those better placed to absorb costs.

It doesn't matter where things are in six months or two years time; they are having to deal with things as they are now, increased import costs and and the cost increases which have been absorbed ever since the exchange rate moved.

It was hoped exchange rate turbulence would be short lived; it hasn't been, and there is no guarantee it will be better any time soon. It could even get worse when the government triggers exit next March, and again when we leave in 2019.

Third of Donald Trump's debate deplorables are mindless automatons

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Social media bots. Which are clearly not real. And yet millions of upstanding American citizens follow blindly, without thought or care.

Some people I have encountered on-line are virtually impossible to distinguish from bots. They come up with some crap, they are corrected, their nonsense is debunked, but they simply keep repeating the same crap, over and over and over. Facts and truth simply don't matter.

Pwned Clinton aide Trumped

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Critical thought

The /pol reference suggests that denizen of 4chan - rather than state-sponsored Russian hacker

I bet Russia (nor anyone else) realised it was quite so simple to have blame so easily directed.

The exploding Note 7 is no surprise – leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture

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Re: Business as usual then

That's worse than what we'd see from any large US or UK company

But seems to be where many in the UK would like us to head in supporting brexit, abandoning human rights, and, as they like to call it, freeing us from red tape and the shackles of the EU.

It seems we used to often lead the way. Now it seems we have decided we were wrong and a race to the bottom is the best way to succeed.

'Facebook and eBay need to be subject to greater scrutiny' - Margaret Hodge

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But it's a fundamental principal of the global tax system that profits should be taxed in the country where they're generated

And there's the problem; profits are taxed. I can take £100 million in the UK, send £99 million to my HQ in another country for licensing, services and anything else I can think of, and I am left with just £1 million profit which gets taxed.

Hodge can look all she wants but there's nothing illegal being done, it's all by the book, all within the rules; I am paying all the tax due on my profits.

Building IoT London: Still working on your pitch?

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Re: So...

Fire, underwater ... I don't care how it's done so long as it can be controlled from my smart phone, I can watch its progress in my browser, and can be emailed reports of temperature and ferocity.

If we could extend the deadline next week, and again a week after that, I might have a paper ready on that.

Early indications show UK favouring 'hard Brexit', says expert

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Re: Huh?

We have had a vote and the people have given their opinion and we were told it would be carried out.

Actually it was an advisory vote. But let's take it that, yes, people made their desire to leave perfectly clear.

So we are leaving. That seems an inevitability. But we didn't ask what form our leaving should take, we don't know what form the electorate would prefer.

You mention North Korea. I am saying give people a vote. You seem to be the one against that.

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Re: Huh?

Doesn't the majority of UK citizens now believe it was a mistake, that they were misled?

No idea, and we won't know unless we ask them, put it to a vote.

If leavers were confident the country still wanted to brexit they would have no hesitation in having that voted on, proving conclusively that brexit is what people still want.

But they are completely opposed to that. Go figure.

Police raid India call centre, detain 500 in fraud probe

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Re: No

You AC are Frank N. Stein and I claim my five pounds.

These diabetes pumps obey unencrypted radio commands – which is, frankly, f*%king stupid

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Re: Unhappy luddite

I am not sure we are heading in the wrong direction, more walking a path without fully realising we need to redirect that path. Such realisations only come with discovering where one has gone wrong.

History is littered with 'good ideas' which turned out to not be such good ideas until we got those under control, figured out how to do them safely, and sometimes abandoned those ideas. Getting it wrong, not having as much foresight as hindsight would like us to have had, seems a part of human nature.

One day we may improve on that, may learn the lessons of history, but it seems we have a long way to go. We can't even agree on what are best 'safe practices', when something is safe to release; only when it's proven safe to do so, or it can be released unless proven not to be safe.

When we tend towards the latter there will be cases where what seemed like a good idea turns out not to have been. We have to accept that if we follow that course.

Google says it would have a two-word answer for Feds seeking Yahoo!-style email backdoor

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It allows them to identify those who they can best entrap into appearing to be hardcore terrorists. Those appear to be big victories and convinces the gullible that the War on Terror is succeeding.

It also catches school kids and those who aren't bright enough to not say "let's go chop of some heads", "I think ISIS make some good points".

They aren't real terrorists but the authorities don't care. If they can be convicted that's another increment of the 'success against terrorism' measure and allows them to pretend to the public that they are securing victories over terrorism. It justifies what they are doing, ensures funding continues, gives pretext to extending the spying.

Should Computer Misuse Act offences committed in UK be prosecuted in UK?

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Re: Entrapment

Evidence gathered via entrapment is inadmissable in court.

I do not believe that is true in the UK. The courts have long held that "evidence is evidence", no matter how obtained. If there has been any crime or abuse of process involved in procuring that evidence it is a separate matter which can be dealt with independently, it doesn't invalidate the evidence.

It is up to the court and jury to determine if the evidence presented is an indicator of guilt or not, whether it is genuine sentiment or came about simply through that entrapment.

When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

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Re: Network security fail

But if they blocked PornHub some First Amendment advocate might threaten a Second Amendment solution and they would probably be backed by Net Neutrality advocates as well.

Or perhaps this is simply an example of what happens when America hands over control of the Internet :-)

Brit ISP TalkTalk scraps line rental charges

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Re: FFS not scrapped

No one is scrapping line rental. It is being included.

I don't have a problem with that if it brings the total package cost down.

My Virgin package is £24.49 plus £17.99 line rental, £42.48. If that dropped by any amount I would be happy. I wouldn't really care what BS they came up with to justify that decrease.

Oops: Carphone burps up new Google phone details

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Infra-Red Blaster for remote controls

^ +1

Until Bluetooth remote control comes as standard, the best option is a DIY Bluetooth to IR-blaster. That should be easy enough to do with a Raspberry Pi or similar, maybe even a cheap Arduino.

Blighty's telly, radio watchdog Ofcom does a swear

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Rhubarb.

I was surprised at which words people were not familiar with. I don't know if that says more about me than it does about them.

I can, and often do, go full tilt with the swearing. I suppose a lot depends on what one is regularly exposed to as to what shocks or just sails under the bridge. I must say I do dislike it on TV and in films when it's contrived. In context it's fine and I have the full collection of Derek and Clive. Besides, what else is one meant to use but a yard long string of profanity and expletives when one steps on a nail or hits oneself with a hammer?

While I am okay with swearing, can take it or leave it, I am less happy about derogatory terms.

Termination fees for terminated people now against the law

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The other nasty side of the coin

Is when providers end the contract and immediately pull all services because that is in the deceased's name.

That can heap a load of pain on already grieving families. In particular when they lose phone, email and internet access needed to sort out the situation they find themselves in.

Thankfully more companies are starting to act reasonably, allowing contracts to continue or transfer into another name. That seems simple common sense and good business practice to me; don't kick your potential customers, and not when they are down. Piss people off and they will make sure all their friends and everyone else they know hear about it.

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

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2B) or not.

I took a personality test as part of an interview process. Once done and analysed the assessors came back in to discuss it. To break the ice and keep things friendly they opened with a humorous, "good news; you're not an axe murderer".

Chuckles all round, discussion ensued, and I was offered the job.

But it set me thinking. I am so tempted to take a small axe to interviews in the future so I can plonk that on the desk and ask, "are you sure about that?", if it ever happens again.

Human rights orgs take Five Eyes nations to court

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Re: Good luck and godspeed

Those responsible will stick to their argument that what they do is "bulk collection" and that is different to "bulk surveillance", so not spying, does not interfere with any human rights.

I suspect they will win that one and the case will fail. I would however like to be proved wrong.

Sad reality: Look, no one's going to patch their insecure IoT gear

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Dumb versus too smart by far

There's no point in making such sensors too smart, he said. Instead they simply need to know whether to open or close and need no root access or extra functionality that could be hijacked by a hacker.

Sounds good but someone will note there's no security per se in that. If someone gets on the network they can open or close critical valves, and that's bad. So we probably need some sort of password or authorisation to accept open and close commands.

And we can't have hard wired passcodes so we need a means of programming those, and resetting them should someone guess and change them. Maybe we need certificates and some way to revoke or update those.

And thus it inevitably grows, more security and more potential attack vectors. I would love to know what Exxon's solution to this dilemma is.

Market pulls chain on Crapita share price after first ever profit warning

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Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me

I was delighted to see El Reg feature on the Google News page giving deserved prominence to "Crapita".

ZX Spectrum Vega+ will ship on time, developer claims amid doubts

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Re: 150% authentic Sinclair

Not only replicating the Spectrum experience but the Raspberry Pi experience as well.

Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

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Re: 1.5 Million pounds to an AMERICAN "Ha, Ha!"

An inescapable fact is that Clarkson did step over the line. He wasn't just being 'excusably offensive' on air, he went way beyond that.

No employer can turn a blind eye to that. There are enough people who want to crucify the BBC that he put them in a position where they really had little choice. I don't think there was the possibility of 'one more chance'.

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Re: So...

Let's hope not. That LeBlanc isn't as bad as Evans won't fix things; it needs a kick up the arse just to get it back into third gear.

Evans was dire, 'kid's show' and shouty, the rest just so-so, set dressing. Eddie Jordan could have been replaced by the proverbial tub of lard. The 'road trips' were inane. The 'Star in a RPC' segment became dull and stupid. The interviews tedious. Above all, it felt contrived with none of the past sparkle.

It seemed like they were dragging a dead carcass around, trying to pretend it was still alive. I can watch any old crap but that doesn't make me a viewer.

I gave it a chance. I more often than not ended up fast-forwarding 85%, watching about 15%. And it never held its own against old re-runs of TG on Dave.

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

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No guilt here

And you probably wouldn't want to hear what else I have done to El Reg with Grease Monkey scripts after you changed your format such that it wasn't how I wanted it. In for a penny, in for a pound, so everything I don't want is stripped out. Then I have An Ad Blocker on top.

I'm actually not that adverse to adverts, but there's more to it than that; they are a vector for malware, spying, snooping, and, above all, are often the cause for slowness of site loads. I got so sick of page loads stalling on adverts that I reached for the nearest hammer. Other tools may be available but the hammer works for me.

As for sites which block me from visiting because I Ad Block, that's their loss not mine. I just ignore them as if they never existed in the first place. I don't think there's been any time I haven't found what I was after somewhere else.

The question advertisers should be asking themselves is; how did we piss off so many reasonable people?

Jeremy Clarkson and Co. rise to top for Great British Bake Off replacements

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£75m tent for sale, includes cookers, vacant possession

Andrew Neil on This Week wondered why on earth C4 would pay so much for the show without securing the talent who had made it a success and I have to agree. Maybe we'll be proved wrong but I suspect it's going to fare no better than Top Gear with Evans fronting that.

Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Re: VM Television is fairly pants

VM TV offering isn't that bad, neither is the TiVo, though it is true that UI responsiveness has slowed ridiculously in recent months and is getting quite annoying now.

The price increase is just over 8% for my package. The cost of USD priced items have risen around 15%. I expect 'VM UK' will be paying for using 'VM US' sourced services. I don't know if that's a fair increase or not but it's still cheaper for me than what others offer.

At least they didn't spin the latest increase as if it were 'great news' for customers which they have had a tendency to do in the past.

What says Internet of Things better than a Bluetooth-controlled smart candle?

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Sounds good to me

I know I will be at odds with many El Reg commentards but I don't have a problem with this. People like to have remote control of things even if they don't actually need that, like the novelty of being able to control things from their phones. Sure, it's 'just a shiny thing', pointless and ridiculously expensive to others, but if it makes them happy.

This is also just 'remote control' which is some way removed from what I would call IoT. Kids control their Sphero, BB8 and Lego robots from their phones, and this is just a variant on control for grown-ups.

Don't like it, don't buy it. But please grant others the right to decide for themselves.

Will US border officials demand social network handles from visitors?

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Re: Stupid questions...

solution: use FreeBSD with a CONSOLE login. Set up ALL virtual consoles to log in THROUGH! A! JAIL!

Sounds like the best way to flag up suspicions that you are a person who has something to hide, is someone who doesn't want to cooperate with what the powers that be demand of you. There must be a reason for that; and your reason for your doing that won't be what they suspect it is.

Best not to take a laptop in the first place than try to hide things from them.

Vodafone UK blocks bulk nuisance calls. Hurrah!

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Yes; well done Vodaphone. If they can do it then we can tell other providers they can too. It is long overdue but it is good news for everyone.

Wanna prove you’re a Tech Trailblazer? Entries close in a week

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If $295 is too much, you are worried about the tight deadline, or having to create a compelling submission; don't worry.

I am willing to declare anyone a Technology Wizard in any field they wish to name simply on receipt of a $25 fee.

I am looking forward to receiving entries and planning my family's next holiday. Please note this is not a scam.

Swedish appeals court upholds arrest warrant for Julian Assange

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Re: Ah, yes, the famous "afraid of the US" bogeyman.

There may not be any US extradition request at present, America may be suggesting they have no intention of ever making one, but that could change pretty quickly once he's held in a country which could well honour such a request.

I think he's quite right not to trust the US. We had a government minister embarrassingly having to apologise for Misleading the House after they had been lied to by America, and there are plenty of other cases which show the US cannot be trusted to say what she means or means what she says.

I recall Assange offered to return to Sweden providing they would make a binding promise not to extradite him to the US but they were not prepared to make such an undertaking.

Getting out of the embassy without being grabbed by British authorities will be difficult enough, putting him at risk of being deported to the US from the UK.

Nothing has convinced me that either Sweden or the UK would prevent his extradition to America if that were sought.

'Inherent risk' to untried and untested 4G emergency services network – NAO

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Costs

The ESN will cost £1.2bn to set up by March 2020 before it starts to realise benefits. But over the next 17 years it is expected to save £3.6bn.

So it''s going to save around £210 million per year. That's loose change in the great scheme of things.

We know that costs of projects rise, potential savings reduce, when a project fails to deliver on time, and we know that's a realistic expectation for any large project.

Is it even worth doing if there aren't good reasons beyond cost saving?

French hackers selling hidden .22 calibre pen guns on secret forums

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Re: Hackers? What hackers? I see no hackers.

So in the mind of ThePress, the word "hacker" has now come to mean "criminal", and the two words can be used interchangeably?

That is not a new thing, has been the case for at least a decade. And that's the perception implanted in most of the minds of the public.

Google's become an obsessive stalker and you can't get a restraining order

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Re: Do people care?

Over time people simply become resigned to things and, after enough time, no one will have ever known it any other way.

We know we are being watched and tracked by numerous means all the time. That horse has bolted and one more coming out the stable probably doesn't really make things any worse.

There are risks, potentially great risks, but most people don't see those as great risks to themselves. At least not great enough to demand it stops. And, if we are honest that would mostly be right; if 'they are out to get you', they will, nothing will stop that.

For some, being offered a menu app is an intrusion, for others it is welcomed. I would quite like my phone to tell me when the next bus is going to arrive when I reach a bus stop. Though I would want the option to enable it or not, and not be asked at every bus stop I pass.

I think it's going to be intrusiveness which causes more outcry than tracking, though battery drain from forced-enabling GPS, losing functionality if you won't, is a very reasonable and legitimate complaint.

The situation now is many people want the good but don't want the bad. Over time that 'bad' will become seen as just something which is and people will adapt to it. How many CCTV cameras have you been watched by today?

End all the 'up to' broadband speed bull. Release proper data – LGA

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"Up to" is okay, just not very useful. It tells you what you might get, possibly could get, but no indication of how likely you are to get it.

"From" isn't very useful either, because that's going to have to come with a cart load of caveats because sometimes things do just go slower and it's not always the fault of the ISP.

Some sort of average seems better but still isn't a guarantee of anything, nor an indication of what others may get.

The problem isn't so much what claims say but what they mean.

Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!

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Re: "previous tenant had taken the wiring with them"

Some commercial tenancy agreements require those departing to return the building to exactly how it was when they arrived before leaving. That can be quite a shock for the new arrivals when everything has gone - including internal walls.

Forget Khan and Klingons, Star Trek's greatest trick was simply surviving

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Best thing about it...

No idea. I remember first seeing Star Trek on our black and white TV as a child. I thoroughly enjoyed it and it seems to have tagged along as 'part of the family', who I sometimes see more of and sometimes less, changing as it goes, as we all do.

Praise and criticism are mostly meaningless, as is pitting it against anything else; like a dear friend it's always been there (along with Dr Who and other good friends). I'm glad it has been, and pleased it continues.

Google plots cop detection for auto autos

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Re: Loop until... Loop until...

An autonomous car should do what the law and any Highway Code demands and not do what they preclude. It should in such a situation behave just like a human driver should.

But I would bet that not many people know what they should actually do in such a situation.

In the UK, going through a red light is an offence and one can be prosecuted for that regardless of any mitigation for doing so. The lawful thing to do is to sit it out, as extremely uncomfortable as that will feel.

Take solace in the knowledge that an emergency vehicle driver should have a full understanding of what the law is in such a situation and, if they don't; that is their problem, not yours.

If traffic lights are not fitted with systems to expedite an emergency vehicle's passage then that is not your problem.

If there is an adverse outcome from your obeying the law that is not your problem.

It takes nerves of steel to hold to the letter of the law when it goes against one's own instincts, but that is what is demanded by the law. If it ever happens it will likely be one of the worst situations you have ever found yourself in. It was for me.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Re: Wrong question

IT WAS NOT THE QUESTION which was put to the vote.

- It was

The question was whether we should leave the EU or not. Only that. It did not ask what form such leaving should take, or what we should aspire to once we have left.

We do not know what leavers think on either of those issues because we never asked them. We can suggest they want one thing or the other but have no idea of numbers or what represents the will of the electorate as a whole.

And that last point is important. Leavers may have 'won the referendum', but that does not entitle them to dictate how things will be. They may not even be the majority now.

'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'

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Deprecation

This Sydney lift wanted a login and was running Windows98 well after it was deprecated

That is always said as if it is an extremely bad thing but for embedded and industrial control systems, not connected to the wider outside world, it's no different to installing anything then leaving it running into the endless future.

Apart from the instances when things do go wrong - and that can happen no matter what is used - it worked yesterday, works today, and will work tomorrow. It is probably more a testament to Windows 98 than detraction from it.

Cooky crumbles: Apple mulls yanking profits out of Europe and into US

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SpaceX

I'm wondering if Apple could put a satellite in orbit, claim that houses their HQ, assign their profits out of reach of terrestrial hands.

I'll be delighted to take just a 0.1% cut if Tim wants to use the idea.

SpaceX blast kills Zuck's sat

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Oops

Perhaps Dev-Oops?

Given the interest amongst El Reg readers for SpaceX and Musk himself, the disruption this may well cause to the SpaceX programme, I was surprised to see only a News Bytes mention.

This seems to have been a mighty impressive kaboom; pleased to hear there are no injuries or worse.

Tim Cook: EU lied about Apple taxes. Watch out Ireland, this is a coup!

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Re: It's not what you say but the way that you say it

as Apple is the benefactor of the subsidy, it's up to Apple to challenge it.

I do not believe that is correct. The EU are not telling Apple to do anything, they are only telling Ireland that they have done something wrong and must correct that wrong. It is for Ireland to argue the case they did no wrong.

I do not know what the mechanism would be but I expect there is some channel for Ireland to argue that (1) the determination that Ireland gave 'illegal state aid' to Apple is wrong, and (2) the amount Ireland is being asked to recover from Apple is wrong.

Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

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Re: This:

Europe is a failed experiment.

Assuming you mean "EU"; did you read that somewhere and now parrot it as a hollow sound-bite or can you justify such an assertion?

Just saying it's so doesn't make it so.

Ankers away! USB-C cables recalled over freakin' fried phone fears

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Re: Bonkers!

This story and your comment made me go and look at USB-C specs. Apparently the ports can be sink, source or both, and the power delivery is intended to supply up to 100W, 20V @ 5A.

That seems to be a recipe for disaster. The USB-C ecosystem does appear to have some mechanisms to mitigate things going wrong but I wouldn't bank my life or my equipment on that.