* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

2910 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Mar 2008

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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Re: You won't like this.....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health ...

Isn't that the site where each day's headline is generated by -

printf( strcat( Product[PRNG()] , "gives you cancer" ) );

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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"Dark Patterns"

It was interesting to compare those patterns with the door-step proselytising undertaken by Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and others.

It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare

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Re: Missing detail

Original pedometers simply had a weighted pendulum which closes a contact as it swings when walking which gets counted. The cheap ones and freebies with breakfast cereal often use that mechanism.

More advanced microcontrolled devices will check rates of activation to determine if it's part of a sequence of steps or some other activation. They usually don't show the first few steps until it's convinced you are off on a jaunt. And the really clever ones will have accelerometers to more accurately discriminate what's a step and what isn't - It's amusing to knock-up a DIY version which decrements counts if one walks backwards!

As for over or under counting while playing pocket snooker or racing a static bike - if expecting accurate results it's up to the user not to use it in a way it can't accurately track. And it's not realistic to expect accurate meaningful data anyway. The whole 10,000 steps hype is well over-rated.

But if cycling, strap it to an ankle. If engaged in a game of naked push-ups, clamp it between your butt cheeks but make sure there's some thrusting so it sees some cyclic motion. You'll likely get a count but if not; a pretty firm butt is a free bonus.

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Re: Sarcasm?

'Strapping a sensor on and having it listen' doesn't automatically mean 'opening up one's private world'.

I have no end of sensors; pedometers, heart rate, blood pressure, SpO2, blood sugar, temperature, weight, even a body fat analyser whose inaccuracy is always good for a laugh.

But everything remains private because it is all self-contained, doesn't talk with anything else, doesn't share.

It's just a matter of choosing the right tool. One doesn't have to become 'their data bitch'.

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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Re: yes, well, but...

I think this is Linus's core problem; he won't easily accept that others may actually be right. And, when they persist in being 'totally wrong' as he sees things, he turns shouty-sweary and starts accusing quite capable people of being incompetent and worse, which merely escalates the disagreement.

We have probably all been on both sides of that at times; not fully grasping what we're being told and not having others understand what we are saying. It happens. It seems Linus still isn't dealing with that very well.

Deepfake 3.0 (beta), the bad news: This AI can turn ONE photo of you into a talking head. Good news: There is none

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Re: The end?

People will only trust what they see and hear themselves. Actually that's pretty much where we're at already.

It seems most people only trust what they want to hear or believe and the rest is Fake News.

I don't believe that's entirely new though. Just more outrageously blatant in recent times, with more people being willing to pretend to believe something they would like to be true even though they know it to be a lie.

Parliament IT bods' fail sees server's naked OS exposed to world+dog

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Re: As paranoid as I am...

It's also obviously stuff that they can use in any future criminal case against you: hacking government servers.

I'm not really sure looking at Google's cache is tantamount to hacking a government server. I'll add more once I've dealt with that persistent knocking on my front door. Sounds like some ejit is trying to kick the whole bloody door down!

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

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Facepalm

"this application wants access to your microphone"

It simply isn't getting installed.

These boffins' deepfake AI vids are next-gen. But don't take our word for it. Why not ask Zuck or Kim Kardashian...

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Re: Seems good enough to fool most people to me

not everyone bothers to vote (fucking useless slackers, just spoil your ballot if you don't like any of them but at least fucking participate)

Why should anyone waste their time spoiling a ballet when it changes nothing and has no effect?

Merely participating perpetuates "the system is working just fine and there's no need to change anything".

It would be different if the number of spoiled ballot papers were more publicised but, until they are, driving down turnout to such a level that it's obvious the system is not fit for purpose is the most effective way to have discontent widely observed.

No backdoor, no backdoor... you're a backdoor! Huawei won't spy for China or anyone else, exec tells MPs

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Re: No laws?

There is one final twist worth thinking about, maybe Huawei is more secure or doesn't have one particular security hole that other manufacturer's do and that is why the USA doesn't like Huawei !

"He's sitting here, telling us they'll never do any spying or snooping, no matter what the threat or consequences. That's no fucking good for us".

Imagine there's a joke icon attached if you choose to ->

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Re: quite sensible

If the politicians on the committee were using Godwin's Law this quickly I thikn that highlights just how out of their depth they were resorting to hyperbole to be seen to make a point.

The committee's jibes about Zyklon B were utterly and deeply offensive. And they didn't just let it slide when it was treated with the disdain it deserved, but pushed to have Huawei admit they are the most evil company walking on God's good earth.

I had already been convinced this is a politically motivated witch hunt. After that I have no doubt.

Mystery GPS glitch grounds flights, leaves passengers in the bar

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Re: Time

It was more a comment that we are making things needlessly complicated and often (not specifically air travel) dumbing things down so far that many people can't function without their technological crutches.

I don't think either is the case here. ADS-B is simply a tool which allows ATC to do a better job. They can do without, and have, it's just that without ADS-B one cannot handle as many planes nor be so certain as to where they are.

The situation which arose is just the same as it would have been had ADS-B not existed; fewer flights taking off, fewer planes in the air. It's not 'dumbing down' so much as providing additional useful information. It's not a 'crutch' but a facilitator for doing more.

And it's not 'needlessly complicated'. ADS-B merely blindly transmits a plane's ID and where it is. That's as simple as it gets.

Someone slipped a vuln into crypto-wallets via an NPM package. Then someone else siphoned off $13m in coins to protect it from thieves

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Re: Surely...

And there's also "duty of care". If I walk past your house and see you have left your front door open and have exposed your pile of gold for everyone to see. There's an argument that it would be more remiss of me not to enter your home, remove that gold to a safe place, and leave a note indicating what I had done, than to walk on by.

While aspects of that could well be considered criminal in other circumstances I cannot imagine that anyone would ever be prosecuted, let alone convicted, for a crime in such circumstances.

If I'd walked by and your gold was inevitably stolen, I believe there might even be more of a case to answer.

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Re: Surely...

Unauthorised taking of something and depriving the owner of it is theft.

I am pretty certain any legal definition of theft will require an intent to "permanently deprive". My taking of your wallet you left on a cafe table, so I can return it to you, is not theft if I have that intent.

If you want to consider that "theft" then I'll leave yours on the table to await its fate ;-)

We have "taking without the owner's consent" as a criminal offence in the UK specifically for those who, when nicked, pretend they were "only borrowing it", were going to return it, had no intent to permanently deprive the owner of it, hoping to dodge the charge of theft which, in those circumstances, cannot always be proven beyond reasonable doubt.

Most criminal offences also require mens rea, a guilty mind, criminal intent. Doing something for the greater good should never be treated the same as something done with harmful intent.

When it comes to DNS over HTTPS, it's privacy in excess, frets UK child exploitation watchdog

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Re: Garbage

Once you've got more than one person coordinating their efforts or cooperating is it really anarchy?

I don't see that working together for a common cause necessarily discounts anarchy. The key is in coordinating, 'leading' in the sense of bringing good ideas and advice to the table, having the freedom to listen, accept or reject, rather than 'leading' by ruling and dictating how things must be.

That anarchy doesn't 'leaders' doesn't mean that people cannot lead the way, collectively or individually.

Worried ransomware will screw your network? You could consider swallowing your pride, opening your wallet

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Joke

Worried ransomware will screw your network?

What is this "worried ransomware" of which you speak?

Can't quite cram a working AI onto a $1 2KB microcontroller? Just get a PC to do it

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Headmaster

At three one-byte values per RGB pixel, a 26x26 image fills your 2K RAM completely

That 48x48 icon on the right is just 1,772 bytes, 32x32 and just 928 in the selection options, and quite easily recognisable ->

It should be possible to decode that into a bitmap on-the-fly and I would guess there are other tricks which could be used if one has plenty of code memory and aren't so fussed about speed.

Twist my Arm why don't you: Brit CPU behemoth latest biz to cease work with Huawei – report

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Re: This will harm ARM as much as it will Huawei

Is anybody taking bets on what the Chinese government's response is going to be?

I have bet my family's savings and home on China caving, offering a grovelling apology to Trump and the American people, promising never to do it again, and writing-off America's trillion dollar debt to China as a show of goodwill.

I can't wait for my loved ones to get home so I can tell them I have assured their future.

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

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Pint

A tough decision

A bottle of wine or a pint of beer a night for the next three years?

I know which I'd choose.

UK Home Office: If we want Ofcom to break the law, that should be perfectly legal

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Coat

Those wanting to 'free ourselves from the shackles of the EU', who wish to 'regain our sovereignty', who seek to give our own the right to do what they want to do without higher interference or obstruction, don't appear to have considered what our own will choose to do when free to do that

Or have, and think that's somehow a good thing.

I don't see the vote to leave as securing our freedom and liberty; just securing our right to be bent over and shafted.

I'm looking forward to when my grandchildren ask me; where were you when Brits voted themselves into oppression and slavery?

The one with the "Turkeys voting for Christmas" badge.

Panic as panic alarms meant to keep granny and little Timmy safe prove a privacy fiasco

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"The potential for harm is massive"

"Potential for", maybe, but back in the real world...

It doesn't seem to me a Granny with a 'fucked by a script kiddie' tracker is any worse off than a Granny who doesn't have a tracker, or has one whose battery has gone flat, or wanders out of range of a base station.

Obviously there's a potential for tracking down a vulnerable Granny using GPS but I imagine there would be easier pickings in the local park.

I am however left wondering who's going to be the first to come up with something like FlightAware, for tracking Grannies rather than planes?

Firefox armagg-add-on: Lapsed security cert kills all browser extensions, from website password managers to ad blockers

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FAIL

Thanks Mozilla.

I have a few laptops which run XP because they can't run anything later. Having been stable for years with updates and everything else which could break things turned off I had never considered it would be Firefox which was eventually going to fuck me over.

Would it really have been so hard to present a pop-up asking ME what I wanted to do about YOUR FUCK-UP rather than just disabling everything, arrogantly presuming that YOU know what's best for ME?

The difference between October and May? About 16GB, says Microsoft: Windows 10 1903 will need 32GB of space

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Re: Minimum RAM requirements remain 1GB for 32-bit Windows 10 and 2GB for the 64-bit version

The only version of Windows that ever ran on 1GB of RAM was XP

Earlier versions ran on far less. I have a Windows 98 PC running with 64MB of RAM disk and I recall it's only got that much because I pulled SIMMs from PCs I did let go. I might replace it one day but it's reached that stage where it would be a shame to do so.

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Re: Why bite the bullet?

It is this sort of nonsense which is causing even long term Windows diehards to seriously consider abandoning ship.

Those who stuck with Windows 7, because 8 was shit, and 8.1 no better, then refused to move to 10 because it was never as good as 7, are finding it's become so bloody ridiculous, and will likely continue to get worse, that it's now stick with 7 or go somewhere else.

Microsoft are their own worst enemies.

Buying a second-hand hard drive on eBay? You've got a 'one in two' chance of finding personal info still on it

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Phones and tablets offer even more treasures

When phone and tablets fail, when the battery dies or the charger port gets broken, there are an amazing number of people who choose to flog them cheap at car boot and garage sales. Presumably imagining they've made a couple of quid by scamming someone into buying something which is useless.

I haven't bought one yet which hasn't automatically logged itself in to email accounts and whatever sites have been signed-up to when powered on.

It amuses me to think they are likely sitting in a pub with their mates laughing at what a mug I must have been.

Baffling tale of Apple shops' 'non-facial' 'facial recognition', a stolen ID, and a $1bn lawsuit after a wrongful arrest

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The heavy jackboot of the law

New York City cops barged into Bah's home at 4am, and arrested him on allegations of theft.

Even if he had shop-lifted $1,200 worth of tat that seems an extreme response.

I hope he wins his claim.

So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

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Coat

I mean, £338,000. It's a rounding error in an MP's expenses claim, isn't it?

I calculate it as about four and a half feet of HS2. A hundredth of the compensation paid to EuroTunnel for Chris Grayling being a wanker.

The one with the 'Making Britain Great Again' hat in the pocket. Yes, the one with the 'Made In China' label.

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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Gimp

He's spent longer locked up in the Ecuadorian embassy than he could possibly face in prison.

I very much doubt that once the American Justi^W Revenge System has got its hands on him.

Windows Subsystem for Linux distro gets a preening, updated version waddles into Microsoft's app store

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Re: how is this better than Cygwin?

You do need to be on a 64bit version of Win10 or Server2019 though."

And this _is_ the dealbreaker... (I assume Win-10-nic 'Home' also cannot run it?)

Not that much of a deal-breaker though, given all but older PCs are 64-bit these day, and Win10 Home runs WSL just fine for me.

I have been pretty impressed with WSL and have found it much easier to install, configure and use than Cygwin, MingW and other VM or 'Linux in a box' solutions. It just keeps getting better.

It is not what I would choose if I was a Linux only developer, but for those of us who have ended up being mostly Windows developers it's absolutely brilliant.

A cheap 'desktop machine', running Win10 Home and WSL sits well between between my main Windows development machine and my Raspberry Pi.

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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From the horse's mouth ... http://news.met.police.uk/news/arrest-update-sw1-365526

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It will be interesting to see if he was correct all along and this was all about getting he extradited to the US or not.

Seems to be according to the police - "Julian Assange, 47, (03.07.71) has today, Thursday 11 April, been further arrested on behalf of the United States authorities, at 10:53hrs after his arrival at a central London police station. This is an extradition warrant under Section 73 of the Extradition Act. He will appear in custody at Westminster Magistrates’ Court as soon as possible."

Looks like his worst fears are about to come true.

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Re: Popcorn time!

According to latest news reports; the Met arrested him in relation with a US extradition request.

I think we'll need a lot of popcorn.

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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Re: Don't travel to the US.

You really have no clue... They will never ask that.

I believe you are being over-confident in deciding who doesn't have a clue.

FYI: You could make Tesla's Autopilot swerve into traffic with a few stickers on the road

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I recall some yobs, in the middle of the night, taking the cones, flashing lights and barriers, which were stopping traffic from entering a huge excavation in one lane, placing them in the other with inevitable consequences.

I wonder if autonomous cars will fare any better, or how they'll deal with 'invisible' IR reflective lane markers directing them straight into walls.

How do you sing 'We're jamming and we hope you like jamming, too' in Russian? Kremlin's sat-nav spoofing revealed

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Mushroom

Beats me why interfering with GPS is such a big deal anyway. There's lots of other ways of finding out where you are.

Meat sacks will eventually figure out where they are. It's the autonomous nukes who mistake your gaff for the Kremlin or Pentagon you have to worry about.

But have no fear; DevOps, coupled with AI and Blockchain, will save us.

The completely rational take you need on Europe approving Article 13: An ill-defined copyright regime to tame US tech

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Re: Relying on filters for copyright violations

they should take all reasonable steps to stop it.

Indeed and "reasonable" is the key word there. Some of those who have been against this directive have tried to assert that it means having to do everything which could be done and will force platforms to do whatever Big Media says must be done; that anything less would be unreasonable, a failing to comply with the directive.

In the real world it of course means no such thing and it seems to be many criticism of the directive are just ridiculous extrapolations of absurd worse case scenarios; an imaginary nightmare all the way down..

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Paris Hilton

Unintended consequences

I'm old enough to remember Soho in its grubbier days, with some hilariously entitled 'plumbing mags' in the windows, the softer top-shelf fare, the stuff behind the counter, the hedgerow exchange library. Perhaps we'll see a resurgence of all that with more 'specialist shops' appearing on our high streets. Making Britain Great Again.

I think there's one guarantee for the government; that it won't work half as well as they imagine it will. There will be a short period while Google is flooded with "how do I...?" searches to get round the issue and a revival of Crackz sites offering registered accounts details everyone can use. Then quickly back to the job in hand, as they say.

UK.gov flushed away £15k defending pupil nationality data slurp – then canned scheme

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Re: "We've asked the DfE to comment"

Surely if it were entirely legal then no defence would need to be drawn up as there'd be no case to answer.

I don't know how it is where you are, but in the UK one has to have the defendants represented in court to say there is no case to answer, and to prove that is a fact when the judge asks inconvenient questions like; how so?

The purpose of court proceedings is to determine if there is a case to answer or not, and that has to be argued out with both sides allowed to present their views and legal arguments. Only the most vexatious claims are rejected out of hand.

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"We've asked the DfE to comment"

I imagine they will say, though they eventually scrapped the scheme, that, when it was in place, it was entirely legal, and therefore right and appropriate to defend it from challenges in court that it wasn't.

I would have to agree.

Our amazing industry-leading AI was too dumb to detect the New Zealand massacre live vid, Facebook shrugs

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Re: Our Hearts go out, but we will keep the add revenue

While I have little truck with Facebook or social media in general - I called out Zuckerberg as a "cunt" just a few days ago - I don't believe it's fair or reasonable to suggest Facebook deliberately set about making money from this tragedy, or that any availability of such footage came about through a desire to profit from that. That to me is just opportunist demonisation.

There are plenty of legitimate criticisms which can be levelled at Facebook, on this and other issues, but it seems to me that the greater problem here are the sick fuckers who made a determined and concerted effort to get the footage disseminated 1.5 million times than Facebook's failures to prevent that.

It's a wake-up call that Facebook isn't as good at its game as it might like to think. Their reporting process is flawed, and compounded by only one person reporting, their response times are less than desirable, their faith in AI is misplaced, over-optimistic at least.

But Facebook is also a victim here, of those who wanted to glorify and publicise this terrorism, who set about doing that, who would be delighted if Facebook were destroyed, and our condemnation is directed at Facebook and not them.

We must not aid the terrorists and their supporters by allowing them to misdirect our outrage and anger at Facebook.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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Re: Bots or scripts or sunnink.

This petition increased by over 500k overnight while the UK was sleeping.

Your evidence?

According to Google's cache it was standing at 134,451 on Tuesday 19 Mar 2019 22:05:58 GMT -

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:4MHLjyI_DRkJ:https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions%3Fstate%3Dopen+&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

It was "just over 365,000" according to the quoted tweet from 06:00 this morning. It was at 700,000 when El Reg's article was posted at 11:30, hit 800,000 at 12:00 noon.

So please do explain your claimed "500k overnight". The simplest explanation would seem to be "Fake News".

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Headmaster

Re: Bots or scripts or sunnink.

No petition has ever garnered so many votes in one day.

And your evidence for that claim?

The call for a second referendum hit 4 million signatures in short order.

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Where were you on the 23 June 2016 and why were you not at the ballot box ?

I was at the ballot box, casting my vote to remain, wondering what would happen when those who voted to leave and adopt the Norway or Switzerland model, as Farage and other leave advocates had told them they could have, discovered that had been a lie, when claims that leaving the EU didn't mean having to leave the single market or customs union turned out to be another lie, and that those lies were simply intended to get them to vote leave when they would never have done so if they had realised the truth.

I never imagined though that Brexiteers would just outright lie and claim everyone who voted to leave had voted to leave with no deal, would claim they had all voted to leave and have WTO rules, or Brexiteers would be able to get away with that lie for three years, that we would seek brexit on that premise, or anyone would believe the lie that 'the will of the people' is nailed down and carved in stone at some past point in time.

Though I wish it was, since 'the will of the people' back in the 70s was to remain in the EU. It's funny how Brexiteers won't accept that. Only applies for June 23rd, 2016, apparently.

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Re: Suspicious activity?

This gets claimed whenever there's a popular petition. But other popular petitions have followed the same pattern; the call for a second referendum, 'Ban Donald Trump'.

One needs to watch what happens over a longer period. There is always an exponential surge as people email their like-minded friends a link, with peaks over breakfast before setting off for work, around lunchtime, when people get home from work in the evening, or back from the pub or club. It then fades to a trickle until the morning, where the saw-tooth effect restarts, usually with reduced numbers after a couple of days.

Much of that comes about because votes are only counted when a confirmation email link is clicked and it seems a lot of people don't visit non-work sites or deal with personal email during work time. Some need reminding to actually sign-up.

It is possible someone determined could match that pattern for ballot stuffing but it seems rather unlikely. Once over 100,000 there's no real benefit to ballot stuffing. Better to stop than risk earlier successful stuffing being revealed.

Any dismissal of the count as rigged is rather irrelevant anyway once it's reached a critical level. One could knock 50% off the tally, even more, and it's still a significant number.

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

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Re: Comments are turning into a political debate

this article has turned the comments section into a political debate that should be discussed elsewhere like Reddit.

This article, like others on El Reg, has turned the comments section into an arena for sensible, rational and civilised political debate. And I don't have a problem with that, whether I agree with what anyone posts or not.

We could all do with a lot more of what we get here than what we so frequently get elsewhere.

So, whether it is, or should be, the place for political debate; I really don't care if it becomes that at times. I can always choose not to read the comments or participate as I feel fit.

Protip: If you'd rather cyber-scoundrels didn't know the contents of your comp, don't apply for a Pakistani passport

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Flame

Who will save us?

JavaScript appears to have become far too clever for its own good while browsers seem to simply let it get away with whatever it seeks to do. In this day and age it shouldn't be possible to merely inject a script link into a web page and do what they have done.

I thought it better to not use the 'nuke it from space' icon given the current situation in the region.

Windows XP point-of-sale machine gets nasty sniffle. Luckily there's a pharmacy nearby

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Re: Couldn't a Pi do the job these days ?

Probably. They would likely have to upgrade the peripheral hardware, rewrite the software, ensure it can run with just 1GB of RAM, check that it's performing as expected, that it's as reliable as what is currently being used, and is fast enough to do everything it has to, but, other than that, I can't see any reason why not.

We can do this the easy way or the Huawei, US tells Germany with threat to snip intel over 5G fears

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FAIL

Re: EU army and intelligence

Both bad ideas and if I need to explain them to you then you have no idea of history.

Heck; even I would think they are both terrible ideas if the EU were simply some sort of Fourth Reich, hoping to implement the last's ideals and goals.

But they aren't. Though it seems it's a favoured trope of those anti-EU to suggest it is. When they aren't finding something else to fear-monger over.

What mystifies me is how those fretting over a federal Europe see the United States of America as perfectly acceptable while suggesting having the same for Europe wouldn't be.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Pint

The man in the mirror

I once had the shock of my life when I was flicking through a copy of the Radio Times and there I was! WTF?!?

Turns out it was Tom Cruise in a still from Born on the 4th of July, scraggly hair, thick moustache.

I still wonder what Tom Cruise thinks about looking like me.

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Here's looking at you kid

No long comment from me. I'm just going to turn my thoughts straight to words.

"CUNT".