Posts by Gilbert Wham

Anyone want to buy a finger?

Didn't some Indian gentleman with a fingerprint security sytem in his car simply have the digit removed along with the vehicle? Apropos fingerprints, our new company laptops come with a fingerprint scanner. I have told people in no uncertain terms not to fuck with it as they are stupid (the scanners AND the scannees). I may put tape over them...

Series Stacking?

TV shows? One word: uknova.

Wireless?

I could understand the *internet* giving you ADHD, but not it's mode of delivery. I'm with you Gina. Mmmmmm, Ritalin....

Mmmmmm, plastic fumes....

Ahhhh, Elite, Chuckie Egg... And truly, the smell of fresh plastic keys IS the smell of Christmas.

P.S. @Ashley Pomeroy: I know how *I* feel about Alan Sugar still being on the telly...

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Feh. Having spent ALL day AGAIN talking to retards at BT Business trying to get two telephones and a router to CONNECT! TO! THE! OUTSIDE! WORLD! I would look at my premises going up in flames as a bit of light relief.

Cable. If you can, you should...

upgrades essential

Liverpudlian-devouring 'Robotigers' set for beta trials in2008...

Do we want to know?

More to the point, what *kind* of porn was it? Given the preponderance of naked pictures on the internet, either you are simply not looking in the right place (google+free+porn?), or have some VERY exotic peccadilloes...

Fanwank?

[The]"NSA most likely should have those keys. As should MI6 and Japan's Naicho."

Are you trolling or serious? By the same token, should we, the British, have sole control of iron bridges (as we invented them) in case anyone comes over them we don't like? Possibly in the tanks we also thought of? Props for namedropping the Japanese security service though.