* Posts by Rob

1524 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2007

Game developer's lost electric buggy FOUND ON MOON

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Stop being silly

There wouldn't be such a thing as the moon, it would be carved up and sold off at the earlist opportunity and each individual would need a license to look at the sky ;)

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Millions

Now he has found it he can fund a private mission to the moon to get it repaired, I'd like to see a private investor do a better job than the space agencies of the world. Get private enterprise into space exploration and zero-g manufacturering and prehaps, maybe, Peter F Hamilton can die a happy man :)

Home Office planning to brick version 1 ID cards in 2012?

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Paris Hilton

Optimistic

Aren't they being a little optimistic about the high volume roll out and having 17mil cards in circulation by 2017. Are their calendars displaying the wrong year, 2011/12 is pretty much here and we've still only got nigh on 10k cards running.

Dear Gubberment,

In the interests of being humane can you please stop flogging this dead horse, it's dead, pushing up the daisies, this scheme is no more. Flog it much more and you'll need a replacement whip.

Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

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At last...

... someone who remembers the facts.

With that, the job centre should have told the waster to eff off as they booted him out. No doubt he'll now claim he can't look for a job cause they won't repect his right to wear a cheap imitation movie prop.

US Marine robot supply skyhook compo: Enter the A160T

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Well done

You have extensively nailed the fact that drop capability is well and truely covered but what these offer is pickup as well, hence a v.large reason as to why they have instigated the project in the first place.

Street View plays spot the army numberplate

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The software just ain't that good

I spotted my VW Bora on street view and the rear number plate was visible, I think the software is just not that intelligent and occassionally borks.

Nothing to see (blurred or otherwise) move along now....

Battle lines drawn in Apple-Google warfare

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Yes

It is syndicate, that's 2 mentions in the same thread now, I still have it at home, need to find a hack now to get it working again I fancy carving up a town and it's folk with minigun equipped cyber agents.

One-third of orphaned Zeus botnets find way home

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But we do want...

... their Gas so lets not cheese them off to much eh?

Koobface gang refresh botnet to beat takedown

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Ditto

My eyes read it as Koobface, but my brain kept saying knobface, probably didn't help that I had just spoken to one of the bosses.

Virgin signals start of telegraph pole broadband test

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What about...

... the sewers?

Whatever happened to the email app?

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HTC Phones

All of the HTC phones I have bought so far come with a copy of outlook on CD. I have it installed on my home PC for just that, to sync up my contacts and calendar. For a quick view of my mail I tend to use Live Mail as I find it easier to sort through stuff and a damn sight easier to manage my Google Mail account with.

Google says desktop PC is three years from 'irrelevance'

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Still no chance...

... you forgot you'll need even more processing power now to deal with HD 3D, I seriously don't want a phone with all that capacity and power sitting that close to my knackers.

Google clearly have the head up their own cloud!

(Reg, we seriously need a 'Do be Evil' Google icon)

How FBI, police busted massive botnet

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Coffee/keyboard

Afternoon tea, you know the rules...

... a decent one please, no cheap rubbish ;)

(Thankfully avoided the screen)

Swedish pothead reports LSD-laced hash

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Ouch

That would seriously ruin a nice chilled night in front of a film, especially if you picked the wrong film.

iPhone ego clash costs Flash at Virgin America

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Unhappy

Adobe are lazy...

... with a lot of things, not just flash.

Apple is suing HTC

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Unhappy

Also...

... the Amiga was a true multi-tasking machine which took advantage of it's RISC based chipset.

It was with a heavy heart I read about the demise of the Amiga (Commodore), just think if they had better commercial sense where computers could be today if the Amiga platform and it's Workbench OS had been continued to be developed.

3D TVs to drop below £1000 in 2012

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Nope

I read it also as "iSuppli's near-term forecast is more bullishit".

Highly optimistic or are we the average consumer really that stupid with our money.

Apple uncovers child workers in its plants

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More to the point

You can't ask Apple to shut down one of it's main production runs and forsake some profit just because some 3rd world factory doesn't conform to the same standards where the Apple HQ is based.

Let's face it, Apple are in less of a position to do something about it than people think, it's got nothing to do with Jobs, it's all about the shareholders. The attitude is more like "a few kids don't matter so why kill a chunk of profit, run a few reports, do a bit of investigating and tell everyone not to get caught again".

BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review

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Don't forget

Channel 4 as well then, it's publically owned and I did hear once (have yet to find sources on the net to confirm it though) that it also receives a small amount from the license fund.

Hero corduroy overpowers US school gunman

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Go

General Public = All you can shoot buffet

"I would be sent to prison on the basis of pretty much each daily commute." or trip to the shops, going to the cinema, <insert popular past time here that involves mingling with the moronic public>

BBC iPlayer rejects open source plugins, takes Flash-only path

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Bet your last pound...

... that a stream will be considered a broadcast.

At the end of the day when a TV Licensing van is driving round trying to catch the non-payers all that van will hear on it's parabolic mic is house no.xx is watching spooks and there's no license on the database for it. Expect a fine and no way out of it :(

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Short & Curlys

"...they annoy their viewers then they will annoy there monetary stream and anyone which uses the service."

I wish it could be like that, but the reality of the situation is that it would not have any effect on their monetary stream, if you don't like the BBC you still have to pay for a license to watch the other channels and any on-demand services.

OFT requests T-Orange investigation

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FAIL

I'm further south...

... and my 3G signal from T-Mobile is fine where I live.

Scots unleash world's strongest beer

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You lot bring a tear to the eye...

... a tear of joy and pride with the knowledge you have on Beer, I'm sure the BOFH is smiling in his grave too :)

'McDonalds' burger-lers making millions

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I'm sure I won't be the first...

...."tried to tarnish the good reputation of McDonalds" best laugh I've had all day.

$38m 'Fail Bounty' for Moto boss

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WTF?

For 38mil

I'm sure I could be motivated to do as little as possible.

Microsoft made a phone, and I hate it already

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Stop

That's great...

... but how much is your average phone bill a month?

That's where the true cost of the iPhone is met

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On my TP2

I'm getting an average of a day and half, that's usually consists of data connection almost permentantely on, using email, taking notes, bit of satnav, surfing the web and using bluetooth headset.

Too fat to fly: Kevin Smith and OpenOffice

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Nail on the head

"Clerks is the best (specifically the Death Star II contractor conversation) with Dogma a very close second."

Words of wisdom, completely agree :)

Westminster politicos told to grasp Vista nettle

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Tell 1996...

... we need to hang onto them a little while longer.

Apple ambushed in Barcelona

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FAIL

Asking a bit much

You want a subsidy and a decent network yet you want to take away one of their revenue streams, you can't have your cake and eat it.

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

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Unhappy

The bun supply is limitless for those deserving.

I didn't use the 'N' word and I'm still waiting for one of your buns,ok you may find my pestering annoying but where I come from you should never underestimate the use of the phrase 'free bun'.

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I wasn't going to post

But there was mention of a free Bun, a really nice one.... do you need my address to send it?

With MS funding, No2ID gains entry to EU eID group

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Headmaster

Sorry, I think it's...

... 'ghasted'

BOFH: The PFY Chronicles

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Blimey!

Say it ain't so, is this the new breed BOFH for the next generation?

Or some life insurance scam by the old BOFH?

iPad launch raises awareness, boosts disinterest

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FAIL

Add-ons

I think Apple have lost a lot of market by having all these add-ons, most poeple want an all-in-one device without having to buy loads of add-ons to get the functionality they want.

Will no-one think of the bag/pocket space/children

(The fail is for Apple not your comments)

Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns

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Urban Legend

As far as I know I think it is also an urban legend that it's an offically recognised religion in the UK.

New cig peril: Third-hand smoke coats puffers in poison

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Boffin

Effect

Causes a mild euphoric feeling, in the victorian times the upper classes used to drink sweet tea and smoke and that was one of the most popular past times/vices, hence why "tea rooms" were so prevalent at the time.

El Reg reader assembles own iPad

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WTF?

point-

-less

Sony to revamp movie classics for 3D era

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@ Ian - Sorry I tried...

... but it would only let me upvote your post the once.

Consider this the x1000 upvote

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Why wait....

... grab some LSD and I'm sure that will achieve a similiar effect.

(please not the joke icon, in no way am I endorsing the use of LSD in conjunction with PInk Floyd, mental stability issues may arise)

Steve Jobs in secret NYT meet

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Pirate

Cannibal

I imagine Murdoch would eat Jobs alive

NASA develops spaceship work robot called 'R2'

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Hmmm have read books on these version could turn out

Saga of the Seven Suns has a ROTM situation.

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Terminator

In other news...

NASA gets sued by Skynet

London Sperm Bank whips out its wedding tackle

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Sky Cock

Probably what one of the RAF people from Waddington thinks of upper management and the impending disbanding of his service.

Makara's do-it-yourself platform cloud

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Your not alone...

... and I'm still not convinced it's a good route to go down. I'd also like them to call it what it is which is Mainframe computing and ignore the marketing twonks for once.

ASA bites PETA over Baby P billboard

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Joke

oh my lord!!

Your going to be hauled in front of a War Crimes tribunal for genocide soon, far too much violence.

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FAIL

You Tit

A cow has absolutely no concept of where it's calf is going and certainly wouldn't make any high level cognitive connection between humans eating it's calf and it disappearing. There's also a 99.9% chance the majority of cows have never seen a human eat so can't connect the dots on that basis alone.

Sky 3D soccer fails to score

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Headmaster

Blimey

I spent £400, like most average people will, but your point still holds true. The average joe isn't going to want to spend another £400 that soon.

Stranded Hartlepool pair refuse coastguard rescue

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Joke

oh dear...

... it appears hyperthermia is now pandemic then as I too have seen these symptoms being exhibited by many I work with.