* Posts by Midnight

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Canny Canadian PM schools snarky hack on quantum computing

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Re: And Cameron?

I'm afraid it's more of a one-way hash. Try extracting the plain-text from this cipher:

"Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance, there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance, with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your position and culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character."

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Re: Canadian Republicans

> The Wisdom of Justin Trudeau.

...As filtered through election ads.

> "The budget will balance itself."

Honest people would include the entire quote, "The commitment needs to be a commitment to grow the economy and the budget will balance itself.", and perhaps even refer to the CPAC interview from which that statement was cherry-picked.

"If A then B" is not the same as "B! Absolutely B!", and even you should know that.

> "It's very worrying, especially because Russia lost in hockey, they'll be in a bad mood. We fear Russia's involvement in Ukraine."

So... "We welcome Ukraine's new Russian Overlords" would have been more suitable? Or "What, Russia is invading the Ukraine? That's fine with me!"

> "I am not going to talk about this anymore because I am setting a new standard for transparency."

When you put those little quotey things around a sentence, you're making a claim that it's something that was actually said, and not just a half-assed paraphrase you found on a twit-list called "Shit Trudeau Says". The actual quote was "It is very clear that MPs can have supplementary sources of income in things they do, In my disclosure I've been more transparent than any politician ever has and I stand by what I said. I have set a new level of transparency." The quote comes from an interview given while he was running for the party leadership and refers to the fact that he gave a number of speeches and collected speaking fees even while sitting as a Member of Parliament. He discussed this business with the house Ethics Commissioner to ensure that there was no conflict of interest or violation of parliamentary rules and provided details about every engagement. When pressed for even more details he replied that he had already answered the question and was not hiding anything.

> "I don't read the newspapers, I don't watch the news. If something important happens, someone will tell me."

...In 2001. At the age of 29. Seven years before running for a seat in Parliament. And he was quoting his father. But don't let that stop you.

> "[Do you regret making the comment about China, that it was the country you most admire]:

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> ''Maybe we shouldn't be so smug about Canada.""

Again, I'm looking for some context here. Would you be happier if he wore a red baseball cap with the slogan "MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN" written on it, and refused to hear anyone ever say that anything was wrong with his country?

> "[Is Canada better served when there are more Quebeckers in power than Albertans?]''

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> ''I'm a Liberal, so obviously I think so."

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> "Canada isn't doing well right now because it's Albertans who control our community and socio-democratic agenda. It doesn't work."

Trudeau's predecessor, Stephen Harper, represented traditionally Conservative Alberta. Both quotes come from a 2010 interview with Tele-Quebec in which Trudeau was asked about how the people of Quebec were feeling let down by the current Canadian government and responded, quite correctly, that the government was being led by ministers with very different values from those held in Quebec.

> "I've always known that it's sometimes an advantage to be a Trudeau."

And I've always know that it's sometimes an advantage to pick a few words out of the middle of a 2008 interview with Macleans. Especially when the rest of the quote goes like this:

"People forget he left politics when I was 12, 13 years old; I had just turned 13. And he spent the rest of his life raising us. From 13 to 25, I lived in the same house as him. Every night at dinner, every morning at breakfast, every weekend, conversations, he raised us. And his capacities as a leader were great, his capacities as a father were better. So the idea that he could somehow raise his sons so that we would somehow expect the world to be handed to us is completely misunderstanding the kind of father that he is. I mean, I know that the name Trudeau can be a great advantage. It can be a disadvantage in my riding and in some other places, but it also can be a great advantage. But if I want it to be an actual advantage, I have to work two or three times as hard as anyone else. But that’s the way I was raised anyway, so it’s no big shocker. "

> "[Do you think the claim to the North Pole is with Canada?]''

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> ''I'm going to defer to scientists."

As opposed to... "Durr, no, I'm just going to say whatever gets me the most votes and doesn't piss off my American friends. Can I have some money now?"

As for the others, I would ask for a citation which is more than 140 characters long, but I can't spend my entire day doing your homework for you. Nobody is asking you to like or respect the guy, but if he really was as terrible as you said, I'm sure you could find some sort of honest arguments against him.

Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

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Re: I'm devastated ...

That's only because "Organize a "Lunch 'n' Learn" session on the importance of not using corporate email accounts for personal business, and then only invite two people to it" wasn't on the poll.

Linux command line mistake 'nukes web boss'S biz'

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Re: I thought everybody knew

The default, however, was "--no-preseve-root" up until RHEL / CentOS 6. If you're using 5, which still has another year of official support in it, then "rm -rf /" will happily do exactly what it says on the box.

iOS 'date bug' can be exploited over Wi-Fi using NTP

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Re: client should never accept a time that's wildly different

"Phones being portable devices get taken all over the world which means the time could have changed by up to 12 hours after landing."

Um, that's not really how time zones work. Or time, for that matter.

If you set your iToy's time zone to "Eastern USA", and it checks in with time.apple.com, it will retrieve the current time from San Jose, California as UTC, and then display it as US Eastern time.

If you then fly to Western Australia, it will still be checking in with time.apple.com, still retrieving the current time from San Jose, CA, still as UTC, and still displaying it as US Eastern time. Even if you adjust the time zone through the control panel or have it set to adjust automatically based on location data, that only affects how the time is displayed. The internal clock shouldn't have to change at all no matter how many times you fly around the world

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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If I recall my U S American history, wasn't it Thomas Jefferson who argued strongly that the Church should be entirely under the control of the government?

I'm pretty sure there was a bit near the beginning of the Bill of Rights about it. "Congress shall have the power to pass laws respecting any establishment of religion and prohibiting the free exercise thereof whenever it is convenient to do so" or something like that.

Symantec cloud portal goes titsup after database crash

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What a coincidence. I wonder if this guy was posting from symantec.com...

When to trust a startup: Does size count?

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Re: Even a big company can be totally untrustworthy

...Which is funny, because so many of the entries on it are only two or three letters long.

Aluminum-wrapped robbers fail to foil bank

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Clearly the problem is that they forgot to rub lemon juice on their faces to defeat visual monitoring.

It pays to be thorough.

Google tried to be funny, cocked it up, everyone thought it was a bug

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And only run them on hardware which is 100% free, naturally.

Oh, sugar! Sysadmin accidently deletes production database while fixing a fault

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"Hey, guys. We really should test our restore procedures."

"Not now. We're busy."

"No, really. We need to test our restore procedures."

"You already said that. We have too much going on. Maybe we can put aside some time for it around September."

"You're not listening. We really, REALLY need to test the restore procedures. NOW."

"Why is that so important?"

"Because I just had a little accident with the production database. And it's kind of gone now."

A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech

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Re: Leinster

"A Logic Named Joe" can also be picked up directly from the Baen Free Library.

http://www.baen.com/chapters/W200506/0743499107___2.htm

Posh frockers Lord & Taylor spanked after Instagram fillies shocker

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Re: Would this be illegal elsewhere?

At least you can still buy a Jaguar...

http://minglemediamarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Crazy-People-Jaguar.jpg

Who'd be mad enough to start a 'large-scale fire' in a spaceship?

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Re: Surely...

I hear they're very loud.

McAfee gaffe a quick AV kill for enterprising staff

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"Boot using bart PE bootable cd GUI interface and then visit the C:\program files\mcafee folder then you can directly delete the folder and subfolders without any errors."

Boring.

I prefer John McAfee's explanation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

LA hospital coughs up $17,000 to free PCs held to ransom by hackers

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Don't worry. Those Danes are quite trustworthy and will certainly honour their agreement to stop raiding.

Backblaze big data restore. Get this: it involves disk drives

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Re: Hmmm

Although Backblaze encrypts all files at the source, and transmits them to the datacentre in encrypted form, their web restore process seems to involve decrypting them and sending plaintext files back over SSL.

https://www.backblaze.com/backup-encryption.html

https://help.backblaze.com/entries/20926247-Security-Question-Round-up-

"The answer shows a weak point in the Backblaze system.

As you prepare a restore, you must type in your private passphrase into the restore server. This is not written to disk, but held in RAM and for the period of time of decrypting all your files, and they are then stored in "clear text" on our very highly secured servers until they are ZIPPED up and offered to you to be downloaded."

If their disk restore process works the same way, then yeah, that's an issue.

Pay up, Lincolnshire, or your data gets it. Systems still down after ransomware hits

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Not any more.

Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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"I don't like what you are doing. In fact, I am so angry about it, I'm going to give you six thousand pounds! You'd better hope I don't get more angry, or I will have to give you more money."

20KB trojan turns on bank customers in Singapore, Indonesia

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Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

Twitter goes titsup

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Re: I miss the Fail Whale

The Fail Whale was fired three years ago and hasn't found a new job since.

Spoilsport scientists unstick Spider-Man

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If you're wondering how Spiderman climbs walls

And other science facts

Then repeat to yourself "It's just a show,

I should really just relax."

(La la la)

What do Angolan rebels, ISIS widows, Metallica and a photographer have in common?

Midnight

If anything goes wrong, just blame the lawyer for being overzealous.

Exit, light /

Enter, night /

Take my hand /

We're off to sue a cover band. o/~

Evil OpenSSH servers can steal your private login keys to other systems – patch now

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Personally I was hoping to call it the Secure SHell Information Transfer bug, with the appropriate acronym, but nobody seems to be going for it.

BlackBerry baffled by Dutch cops' phone encryption cracked brag

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Breaking News: Netherlands Forensic Institute announces purchase of 4.60 Euro wrench.

Ansible dumps Van Halen product names for Led Zeppelin references

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Re: New features include “Task Blocks”

"What's Ansible?"

It's like a lesbian, only a little mixed up.

Wanted man sends selfie to replace 'terrible' police mug shot

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Re: Rack up another charge

I think there's something in their Constitution which guarantees the right to use a mobile phone while driving a car.

Jenkins issues code of conduct to keep rowdy automation fans in line

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Is saying "Time's up, let's do this!" and then charging blindly into the Rookery still okay?

I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

If you want a USB thumb drive wiped, try asking an arts student for help

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Re: Sod thumbdrives

> >And there was me hoping for the noise of a good old fashioned head crash.

> Please explain in 100 words or less why exactly you expected this to happen.

Well, obviously, because the magic smoke had been let out.

Don't you know how computers work?

Fans demand 'Lemmium' periodic table tribute

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Re: On one hand, Bravo !

Traditionally, the element is named after the person or team that discovered it.

The element _is_ a heavy metal, and this _is_ Lemmy we're taking about, so I don't see the problem.

Comcast's Xfinity home alarms can be disabled by wireless jammers

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Re: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

We can hope that the alarm system will report a break-in and sound an alarm every time someone in the neighbourhood turns on their microwave oven, yes.

Whether or not the end users will find it quite as amusing as we do is anybody's guess.

Irked train hackers talk derailment flaws, drop SCADA password list

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Re: Will we never learn?

Experience has shown that it won't be "pool.ntp.org" that they all sync to, but rather the University of Wisconsin–Madison's time server, or the only stratum 1 NTP server in all of Denmark.

The same experience also suggests that "Hey, let's have our hardware automatically download firmware updates so the users won't forget to" and "We should hard code a nice, safe time for all our systems to apply updates and reboot when nobody is using them" will also be seen as good ideas, and every single node in the Internet of Fridges will download the same untested update at the same time, apply it, and then power-cycle itself at midnight. UTC, of course, which puts it somewhere around peak evening power usage time in the USA

Only to come up again with the Metric to American conversion settings all backwards and happily chilling everybody's frozen meats to a nice, cool thirty-two degrees Celsius once the power comes back on.

Here's your Linux-booting PS4, says fail0verflow

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Re: loss leader...

Hence the idea of paying for the linux "game"

...Which could be used to start other "games", including copies of other very expensive games which Sony and their licensees would prefer that you had paid a lot of money for. Even if that didn't lead to a drop in sales, it would make it more difficult to convince third parties to pay their way into the PS4 catalogue.

"And for an entirely reasonable license fee, you will be able to distribute games which run on our console."

"Uh huh. And what will stop people from just making copies of our discs and distributing them for free over the Internet, meaning that we get exactly nothing in return for our substantial investment?"

"We put a little note in the login prompt for PSLinux which asks them nicely not to do that."

"Thank you. We'll be in touch."

The only way to avoid this would be to fence off parts of the hardware so that they could not be accessed unless a properly blessed disc has been inserted, and that's about as likely to work as giving national governments secure back doors into cryptography.

Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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Mooltipassium?

Hillary Clinton says for crypto 'maybe the back door is the wrong door'

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I think you have what it takes for government work.

Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

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Re: Perfect opportunity to test the Disaster Recovery plan

Of course there was a disaster recovery plan. It was even detailed in the article.

“Hurry!” JF exhorted, before calling everyone else in the business who could possibly help, such as folks on the application, sysadmin, network admin, and DBA teams. The business hadn't bothered to have any of them on-call, because with just a one percent chance of failure why did it need to bother?

Perhaps, in afterthought, it was not a particularly _good_ disaster recovery plan, but that word didn't appear anywhere in the requirements document.

Motorola’s X Force awakens a seemingly ‘shatterproof’ future

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Re: 6.0 "soon"... riiight.

You have a Moto G.

G2 has a Moto E.

Those are two different phones. One of them is still receiving updates, and one is not.

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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"Shut up! I'm trying to watch 'Oww my balls!'."

Why are you watching that? "Ass" is on channel seven!

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"But who'll be around to write the songs?"

I think Tim Robbins has that covered.

Sysadmin's £100,000 revenge after sudden sacking

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I have that T Shirt too.

Many years ago I worked for the distribution side of a Major National Retailer. My main responsibility was running the warehouse management system that made sure that hundreds of people were able to pack and store the thousands of shipments that went through the great big building every day, each one of them on such tight timetables that so much as an hour of downtime on the management servers could cost the company millions in missed shipments, even if it happened on the weekend or in the middle of the night. My team took it pretty seriously and worked on designing a fairly bullet-proof system with multiple redundant hardware for everything, and it worked pretty well.

One morning I found an issue with the system which was causing some irregularities to show up in the daily reports. I have officially forgotten everything about it by now, but somewhere at the core of it were a number of scheduled jobs which exported data from the main database, pushed it from machine to machine, and made sure that every part of the system knew what every other part knew. If it didn't run then there would be slight inconsistencies on the first day, slightly more on the next, and if it hadn't run by the weekend then the application would completely fall over and someone who knew how it all worked would have to be called in to fix it. And it would have to be fixed _right now_ because of the costs associated with any down time.

I identified the problem and jumped right in to get it fixed. The first thing I did was set a "do not run" flag to make sure that nothing happened to make things worse before I was finished, and then made some notes which I would later enter into the incident ticket. Shortly after that my new manager dropped by and asked if he could see me right away.

"Um, okay. I'm kind of in the middle of something, can I drop by your office in about five minutes once I have this cleaned up?"

"No. I need to see you right now."

"Well... All right. I really have to get back to this once we're done."

As expected, the conversation was short and final. I asked what I could do to ensure a clean handover to whoever was getting stuck with my job after me, but told that I was being terminated immediately, would not be replaced and there would be no need for anything more and could I please just get out now and stop wasting time. Shortly after that I was escorted back to me desk accompanied by a security detail who were to make sure that I collected my things without touching my workstation in any way. The rest of my team had been conveniently pulled into a meeting so that they wouldn't be able to see what was happening and I ushered out the door without even being able to say goodbye.

To this day I have no idea just how much damage $FORMER_EMPLOYER did to themselves by handling everything this way, but that's really their problem, not mine.

How to solve a Rubik's Cube in five seconds

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Solving the cube is easy. You just start from a simple case and then work your way up to more complicated cubes by induction.

WordPress.com ditches PHP for Calypso's JavaScript admin UI

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"So you give it away, thousands of PHP developers will need to (re)learn modern Javascript. So what are you getting back from that?"

Some of them might actually learn something about programming.

Then again, maybe the horse might sing.

Randall Munroe spoke to The Reg again. We're habit-forming that way

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Re: Subtitle: "habit forming"

Be careful. That comic can be hobbit faux-ming.

Uber wants UK gov intervention over TfL’s '5-minute wait' rule

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Re: Eh?

That's part of the plans which would amount to a clampdown, which is all in the second paragraph cunningly hidden behind the link labelled plans that would amount to a clampdown.

"The proposals include stricter controls on insurance and tighter controls on private hire bookings, such as forcing operators to provide booking confirmation details to the passenger at least five minutes prior to the journey."

Eric S Raymond releases hardened, slimmer NTP beta

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This could be the biggest thing since Fetchmail.

Apple's Faulty Powers moment: iPad Pro slabs 'temporarily bricked' during recharge

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Angel

Re: "temporarily bricked"?

It's not "bricked". That would be a bad thing. It has simply gone into Apple High Security Mode, which is a wonderful, magical thing which no other vendor, including Microsoft, has been brave enough to implement yet.

I predict that we will see the usual brigade of followers trying to copy this amazing innovation over the next year.

Former parking ticket bloke turns out to be cybersecurity genius

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It still pays better than teaching at a University.

GCHQ goes all Cool Dad and tags the streets of Shoreditch with job ads

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Re: Too much good TV on El Reg lately

Of course, but who has time to share it?

TalkTalk: Data was 'secure', erm, we beat rivals on price. Um, scratch that...

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Re: Errors, we've had a few, but then again, too few to mention...

"I would have thought that being able to use a spreadsheet and simple formulae was a basic office skill..."

I used to think that too, but then I spent some time working in a basic office.

Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

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Re: If only

"So sleep deprived, chronic masturbaters who's math skills drop off after the 10x table aren't on the wanted list?"

Don't worry, you can always apply for a management position.

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