* Posts by Blake St. Claire

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DARPA, US Marines team on proper flying car project

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

Yeah, finesse, FTW

You didn't quote me correctly, I'm not the one who wrote ">Arnie bought the first..." That was me quoting the OP.

Then you conveniently left out my comment about money so you could make essentially the same comment. Classy.

And if the military can drive them on the street -- legally -- with or without seat belts, 5MPH bumpers, crash tests, etc., then they're still street legal. Perhaps it occurred to you that there are laws exempting the milspec version from all that stuff?

It's either legal or it's not. It can't be both. Arnie's was just the first civilian, plain and simple.

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

An Isuzu?

No, not the H1. Not even the H2. Perhaps you're thinking of the H3?

Blake St. Claire

Street legal?

> Arnie bought the first street legal one

Then all the ones I saw being driven around -- by military personnel -- before Arnie got his weren't legal? Somehow I don't think so.

IIRC it's that AM General wasn't in the business of supplying to civilians. Not a surprise really, many military contractors don't have a civilian supply chain -- most mere mortals can't buy Sidewinder missiles or F18s either.

Arnie just had to jump through a lot of hoops, i.e. bribe enough people, to get his toy. I guess all the other people who wanted one before him weren't willing to pony up the extra cash required.

Nuclear synthi-jetfuel plants wanted for US Afghan bases

Blake St. Claire

Getting from kerosene/JP-8 to gasoline/petrol

Refineries are already doing that with heavier distillates than kerosene.

We need to be doing that here. Now!

British Gas signs Voda so meters can snitch direct

Blake St. Claire

@AndrueC

See my reply to Simon. It's a gas dryer.

Blake St. Claire

@Simon Ball

Well, my dryer is gas.

This was nominally about (British Gas) installing smart meters on the gas line, and running my dryer at night will definitely not reduce my carbon footprint. Okay, so I'm ignoring the little electric motor that makes the drum spin around.

If I really want to reduce my carbon footprint I'll need to convince my better half to put the clothes out on a line and air dry.

Blake St. Claire

Reduce my carbon footprint?

By running my dryer at night?

The carbon footprint will be the same, day or night.

ROTFLMAO.

Lads from Lagos pose as US troops to snare unwary ladies

Blake St. Claire

They didn't follow the protocol

You have to have someone in a neighboring country threaten to kill your daddy.

Then you get your own queda to elect you president, ignore intelligence about an impending attack on your own soil, djinn up some faux intelligence about WMDs, and then you can go kick some butt.

That's my take on how it's done. Watch for someone in Cameroon or Chad to say something vague about Sarah "Going Rouge*" Palin's daddy, wait 3 or 7 years, and then we can fix what's wrong with Nigeria.

*No, I didn't mistype Rogue.

Heathrow security man cops perv scanner eyeful

Blake St. Claire
Big Brother

Re: picture of the lady in question?

Ha! Pictures of her -- her face anyway -- are all over the web. And on her facebook profile, as I'm sure many have already discovered. (And which is clearly the source of the pics on the web.)

She is rather attractive, I would say; from the neck up.

Hope I made your day. :-Þ

Blake St. Claire

above the law?

My employer obeys the law, but to my knowledge it is not required to enforce any particular law. I have little doubt that our corporate policy has been reviewed and approved by our attorneys.

If a member of the opposite sex feels they are being harassed in violation of the law there are appropriate remedies they can pursue. E.g. police, district attorney, etc.

And which law? The law where I am may not be the same as where you are!

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

One swallow makes a summer?

According to my employer's sexual harassment training and guidelines, I'd have to make more than one inappropriate comment to someone of the opposite sex before it's considered harassment and subject to disciplinary action.

Thus I can make ten comments to ten women -- and get slapped ten times -- and that's okay. I just have to make certain I don't slip up and make a second comment to anyone. (OTOH my wife's policy is not as lenient.)

Inquiring minds thus want to know if this was the second time 'the perv' had said something, or does the fact that she had "accidentally" (yeah right) entered the scanner change things somehow? What if he'd made the same comment without the scanner being involved? Or to play the devil's advocate, perhaps she's not really so well endowed and she's just unhappy with her coworker's comment?

Game developer's lost electric buggy FOUND ON MOON

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

Storage Fees

It may be his, but it's been sitting on my property. If he wants it he'll have to pay the storage fees.

Sarah Palin to testify in email hack trial

Blake St. Claire
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The other crime

was her using her Yahoo! email for government business.

Was that a lesser crime? When will she be prosecuted for that?

I'm guessing she has an Alaska State Trooper uniform hat in the rear window of her car too. And speeds.

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

Geography lessons for AC@11:13 I think.

Maybe you ought to look at a map of the Russian Federation, a.k.a. Russia.

E.g. this one http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/asia/rularge.htm

I'll go out on a limb and claim that one of Alaska's two neighbors is, in fact, Russia. Not just to the Asian part of Russia to the west, but don't forget to the north as well.

Which is not to say that SP isn't a complete and utter f*ckwit. I want to say that if she ever wins the White House, I'm leaving, but you know what, the rest of the world is just as f*cked up as here, so I'm probably stuck here.

Erstwhile Sun openista gets April Fool director job at OSI

Blake St. Claire
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Sun was a database firm?

... quit Oracle-owned Sun, where - prior to Larry Ellison's acquisition of the database firm ...

They did "own" MySQL, but I don't think that made them a database firm.

Top exorcist says Satan at work in Vatican

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

Bootnotes

Haven't you figured out yet that when it's filed under bootnotes, there isn't an IT connection?

Blake St. Claire
Gates Horns

70,000?

How old is this guy? If he's 70 years of age, he has -- on average -- done 1,000 a year. More obviously since he probably didn't do very many before he was 20.

Nearly four a day; over four a day if he rests on Sunday, which he no doubt does. How long does it take to do an exorcism, including travel time? Or does he keep office hours and the possessed wait patiently for him in the waiting room? I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that waiting room. Probably more fun than people watching in a Walmart parking lot in Alabama.

And he found the time to write a book about it.

Bill with horns obviously, but only because you don't have a Prince of Darkness. (And I'm a bit of a Apple fan, so it can't be Stevo.)

Kentucky woman breastfeeds sheriff's deputy

Blake St. Claire
Stop

BBC's "You are what you eat" and "How clean is your house"

Without us, the rest of the world would have to laugh at you instead.

People who live in glass houses---

The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

Blake St. Claire

Re: im [sic] puzzled...

> for me best movie of last year was district9

If instead of aliens it'd been blacks? If the script had used "kaffirs" instead of "prawns"? If Wikus VDMerwe had turned black instead of into an alien? Would it have been as good?

I think the only real genius was in making it a science fiction flick with aliens, because otherwise I don't think anywhere near as many people would have gone to see it.

As a child I lived in So. Africa for two years. Apartheid was evil. Living with it, seeing the attitudes of the prejudiced whites was sad. A faux documentary on apartheid masquerading as science fiction -- I'm on the fence. As science fiction, I rate it a dud. As a documentary on apartheid, possibly brilliant.

And the lead character named Van De Merwe -- Weakest (Wikus) Van De Merwe -- abso-f*ckin-lutely hilarious. (Look up Van De Merwe jokes.)

Oscars can Sacha Baron Cohen Avatar skit

Blake St. Claire

@Aaron Em, Re: Really?

> James Cameron likely storming out in a blazing purple huff doesn't seem even a little bit funny to you?

That would be fine, in and of itself. Find a way to do it without SBCohen though.

Men lie more in online dating - except about their weight

Blake St. Claire

Rich?

My guess for the number one men's lie would have been "I'm single"

New use found for 'world's most useful tree'

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

@Vladimir Plouzhnikov, Re: I never understood

> Why won't somebody just teach these people to boil their water before they drink it?

Boil it? In a desert? Oh right, by burning wood from the tree.

That tree sure looks a lot like a Baobab -- Mother Nature's other miracle tree.

Swedish pothead reports LSD-laced hash

Blake St. Claire

Flipper?

I didn't realize Swedes -- or Brits -- knew that much about 60's American TV shows.

Typing merely by thinking - plugless brainjack kit invented

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

so first you have to learn how to type?

No, I want to think whole words.

With no headset.

And egg in my beer.

Send them back to the drawing board.

Gmail Labs' experiments: What's in, what's out?

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

fixed width font?

Hmmm.

Pick rich formatting, select "Courier New".

Et voila.

What exactly is the problem?

Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

Warp -- emphasis on the warp -- drive

Here I was thinking that a warp drive worked by warping space around you so you can cross from point A to point B, bypassing all the Space, and everything in it, between those two points.

I'm no physicist, so I don't know why you might run into hopping across warped space using a fictional warp drive, but I hope this wasn't Edelstein's PhD dissertation.

Hacker cuffed for Moscow big screen entertainment

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

No arrest for criminal negligence?

Seems like the dopes who couldn't adequately secure their system ought to bear some of the blame.

It would be interesting to know just how well protected it was. (I bet it wasn't protected at all.)

US sorority girls in booze-fuelled orgy of violence

Blake St. Claire
Stop

@Sarah Bee

> Please try and keep the hatred/enormous sweeping statements to a minimum.

Ha ha. El Reg posts an article with a headline like this one and you want "nice" comments only?

Perhaps you ought to moderate some of your own headlines!

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

Re: anti-intellectual

> It's because it was repurposed as an insult.

I call bullshit on that. Who exactly repurposed it?

I'm old enough to remember when it was commonly used -- usually benignly. Like a lot of words, if you put the right inflection on it, it can become an insult. Kaffir, in southern Africa, is, or was, one such word. Prawns. Blacks. Pakis. Women. Men. You get the idea. Enough people of color decided it was offensive, let it be known, and the rest of us, being the sensitive, politically correct people that we are, fell in line.

And honestly, it's been repurposed again. Now it's a backhanded term of endearment, if you can call it that, as long as it's only used between people of color. Mayer's mistake was probably in thinking that he had some cred that would let him get away with using it.

Blake St. Claire

@Sarah Bee

> ...because it's the kind of incendiary word that explodes context, innit.

If you're white, yes. If you're a person of color it seems to be okay to use it.

OTOH, it's still okay to call someone a chav, isn't it?

Blake St. Claire
Happy

I get a bun?

Delivered in person by the Moderatrix?

Street View catches Finn with his pants down

Blake St. Claire

Unintentional?

Are we really supposed to believe that he wasn't out there intentionally, just to catch Google with both his and their pants down?

If he's for real, I'd say he's By My Lady lucky they didn't catch him with his hand in his, ahem, lap.

Are there no children in the neighboring flats that could come running around the fence and catch him en flagrante?

Perhaps that's why the police paid him a visit? Because I can't imagine the police around here being bothered to pay someone a visit for something like this.

Apple bets on Mac-only photo land grab with Aperture 3

Blake St. Claire

@Jerome 0, Re: Apple For Windows?

Well, there was Appleworks nee Clarisworks nee Appleworks, which was available for both Windows and Mac.

Blake St. Claire

Intel only Macs

> Oh, and it’s only compatible with Intel-based Mac computers, which

> is probably pitching the product about right. After all, professional

> photographers wouldn’t be seen dead with a Windows-based machine, right?

I expect it'd be more accurate to believe that pro photographers wouldn't be seen dead with a PPC Mac. Or at least that's what Apple wants.

Apple vs the iPad Bedwetters

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

Control the Internet?

Not with the iPad, I'm reasonably certain.

How do I know? My wife, who loves her shiny 24" iMac, hates the name. If she won't buy one because of the name---

And I've already got a Macbook Air that, as far as I'm concerned, has a lot more going for it than the iPad in nearly the same form factor. I just don't see the point of the iPad frankly.

So who is left to buy them? Die hard fanbois? Once they've all bought theirs, then who? A bit like all the yuppies in the early 80s who bought all those fugly Saab 99/900s, and once everyone who wanted one bought one, they never sold another.

Avatar attracts nine Oscar nods

Blake St. Claire

@Steve John

| I don't recall Ms Weaver getting her wabs out in Aliens.

thin, damp, t-shirt -- might as well have been.

| Michelle Rodriguez's do look good in 3D though.

I'm not going to sit through it a second time---

Blake St. Claire
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That's a relief

| It's not, we note, in the running for Writing (Original Screenplay) gold.

Considering it's just a rehash of Aliens -- Cameron's contribution to the Alien franchise.

And we didn't even get to see Sigourney's breasts this time out.

Steve Jobs dubs Google's 'don't be evil' motto 'bulls**t'

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

Just calling a spade a spade.

Apple Comcputers vs. Apple Records? That was a trademark issue, and at least at the time -- as has already been noted -- Apple Computers didn't sell music. Did they promise that they never would?

Google's "Don't be evil" IS a load of crap. They proved that themselves when they censored results in China and handed over IP addresses to authorities.

Stevo calling "load of crap" might be the pot calling the kettle black. It's also calling a spade a spade.

Steve/Apple afraid of Google? No more so than any business is, or ought to be, afraid of their competitors.

iPad Mini/Nano beta-tester: Of course it's real

Blake St. Claire

News alert

I'm currently beta testing the Ipad G2.

13" screen, built-in keyboard and touchpad. Real multi-tasking. 1.3kg.

It's a beautiful thing I tell you.

Swan couple in surprise divorce

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

Registered Trademark?

> but it is difficult to say for sure". ®

Or did you mean ©

Linux coders do it for money

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

@copsewood

Could we get this straight, once and for all.

The Mac OS X kernel is Mach. The userland is a mix of the various BSD userlands.

Linux code in the OS X kernel? Not bloody likely. Can you say GPL?

Please hand in your Geek card at the kiosk on your way out.

Blake St. Claire
Joke

Smoking crack?

Apple uses Linux (kernel)?

Further to Raumkraut's and John 62's comments I tend to believe -- from the Apple employees I know -- that the vast majority of them use OS X.

Mr. Fiveash probably thinks that Mac OS X is based on FreeBSD too, and wondering where he can download that Linux distro.

World braces for Lindsay Lohan sex tape

Blake St. Claire
Pint

@Sarah Bee, Re: RE: D'oh

> Of course it's not by design - at least not all the time. ...

(Where do "Reply to this post" submissions go? To the author, or into a black hole? Or is it just that the Moderatrix didn't find any redeeming value the first time I submitted this comment? But considering the quality of some of the other posts in this thread I'm surprised mine didn't pass muster.)

Anyway--- Amused to see an admission that it's not always unintentional. I've been wondering for some time about all the women I encounter working behind high counters, wearing a low cut blouse and push up bra, who always seem to find a reason to lean forward. E.g. to write a note or dial the phone on the low desk behind the counter.

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Secretive Brit millionaire buys Segway Inc

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

millions selling super sized sandbags?

Where do I sign up for that sweet deal.

I can make chicken wire and fabric bags all day long too.

Honda beats rivals to hybrid coupé launch

Blake St. Claire
Unhappy

Why only petrol/gasoline?

You lot over there get diesel motors in every other car Honda sells.

Over here we can get a Civic that runs on CNG.

Why can't we get hybrids that run on CNG and/or diesel.

Star Trek to boldly go (again)

Blake St. Claire

throw some time travel in too while they're at it

They need to resurrect Vulcan after all.

Maybe add a bit of Da Vinci Code and Sherlock Holmes too for good measure.

It's all good.

Apple vanishes multi-touch ancestor

Blake St. Claire

@Jimmy Floyd, re: Dvorak anyone

Yes, I've tried Dvorak.

But in the end it comes down to needing to get work done and I've never achieved the speed I have when using QWERTY No doubt that would have turned out differently if I had learned how to type using Dvorkak in the first place.

I also use a Key Tronic Flexpro (with a DIN->PS/2 converter), and have several set aside.for when they eventually fail. But when the day comes that computers don't have PS/2 keyboard ports I'll be in trouble. Unfortunately DIN->PS/2->USB converters tend to fall down. Anyone know of a DIN->USB converter? Oh, and the lack of the Windoze key(s) (or Command key for a Mac) sometimes makes things tricky too.

IT workers told, 'Put down the biscuits, fat boy'

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

@AndrueC, Re: Shed the what now?

| If by some chance you happen to be talking about some ancient measurement of weight (and the

| American version of it at that)

American bashing? So tacky.

Our pounds weigh as much as your pounds. You aren't, by any chance, thinking of our gallons vs. your gallons are you?

Blake St. Claire
Headmaster

@AC 17:08GMT

mono a mono?

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