* Posts by Blake St. Claire

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So did Windows Phone 7 'bomb in US'?

Blake St. Claire
Grenade

to-mah-to

Oh, right, that explains everything. I take it you'd never, ever, ever been through the whole to-may-toe to-mah-toe thing before then?

Yet somehow when the same thing happens in Canada, it's different? Because yes, they say to-may-toe in Canada too.

But in this case you were in California -- where 90+% of the minimum wage drones working behind the cash registers of fine dining establishments like MickeyDs and Burger King are latino "immigrants" -- immigrants whose command of spoken English is often not very good.

Right. Got it.

Well, my karma here is not getting any better, but I'm still not going to be a coward and post as AC. It's not like this is my real name either. Really, I've been to the UK on a number of occasions, and in my experience you have just as many tossers there as we have nitwits here. You need to get over yourselves. You're just not that special.

Blake St. Claire
Grenade

Where is that exactly?

> We find that hard to believe of a country where ordering a sandwich involves a detailed 10-minute exchange.

Huh? Care to elaborate?

Plastic plod used police database to find dates

Blake St. Claire

illegal and unauthorized

A uniformed security guard with illegal and unauthorized access to confidential personal information held by the police.

FTFY

Blake St. Claire

yes, but---

I don't even live in the UK, but I know enough even I know that PCSOs aren't real cops. You can tell from the name.

Little more than a uniformed security guard; one step above a mall cop perhaps?

Bare breast ballot finds scant support in small US town

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

whip me, beat me, make me write bad checques.

Wasn't "swelling body of opinion" puerile enough for you?

Where's Ms. Bee to explain why that's funny?

Amazon customer purchases protected by US Constitution

Blake St. Claire
Big Brother

trusting your government? Or your corporations?

> For some reason, the people of the US are very sensitive about their government

> knowing which books they have read (perhaps somebody can explain the story behind this?).

Good question. There are plenty of anecdotes about the difference between Europeans and Americans, that you trust your governments and not corporations, whereas we tend to trust corporations more and government less.

I'm not sure why this is. Maybe it's a left over "if I move far enough away I can escape all these third parties meddling in my affairs, like the tax man collecting taxes" mentality. Perhaps everyone in Europe that had this gene migrated to America 200 years ago? (And where do these people go today when they want to get away from it all? I guess they build compounds in the boonies, and stockpile weapons for the coming invasion by ATF, the commies, or ETs.)

One of my "favorite" meddlings is my health insurance provider continuously checking whether we have other coverage through my wife's employer. For the twenty-seventh time this year: no. And if we do get any, we'll tell you. Or more appropriately, the bills will go to the other company first. So stop asking and just pay the bills, which is, after all, what I'm paying you for.

Firesheep flames cookie capture risks

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

https://theregister.co.uk?

Er, the kettle should fix this. Even if you're not using cookies for authentication---

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

Blake St. Claire

Global Warming is spelled C l i m a t e C h a n g e

I was under the impression that "global warming" as a euphemism had been pooh-poohed by the academic community in favor of Climate Change.

Yet even this emeritus professor can't get it right. That makes him a tiny bit less credible in my book. No less, he's emeritus from one of the UC party schools, and not UC Berkeley, which would be the natural or usual presumption when you don't qualify University of California.

I'm sure UC Santa Barbara's Physics department is quite good actually, but still---

Much of recent global warming actually caused by Sun

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

boffins working in London (and one in Colorado)

This is nearly as good as using both imperial and metric measurements in the same sentence.

One's a city, one's a state. I wonder how it would go over if, e.g. you'd written 'boffins in London and Wales...' Would your Welsh brethren have taken offense?

In case anyone was wondering, it's Boulder, Colorado; and London, England, lest anyone confuse it with London, Ontario.

Whitman accused of hypocrisy over servants

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

surely the right thing to do---

Would have been to help Diaz get legal status instead. Yes?

I hope Whitman loses. I left California years ago. (Before Arnie, but crime, crowding, smog, politics, and more, were more that I could take.)

If she wins it'll be yet another reason to be from there.

US college girls: Fatter roomie helps control 1st-year plumpening

Blake St. Claire

Lionel Baden?

Is that you?

Blake St. Claire

1/2 pound? 2&1/2 pounds?

I'm not 18, not female, and not a first year university student.

Still, my weight can fluctuate as much as 3-5 pounds from day to day depending on whether I exercise or eat too many hors d'oeuvres at a party.

I'm skeptical that you can conclude anything about someone whose weight changed by such small amounts.

4chan invades Tea Party website

Blake St. Claire

Boris you slughead---

That was brilliant.

But are you sure it was really 4Chan that did it? Maybe the teabaggers did it themselves. I wouldn't put it past them.

South African police hunt Twittering speedcam spy

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

wow

Having a bad day, are we?

I suppose I know fuck all. I did live there, but that was nearly 40 years ago. Things change, it's really not the same place it was the last time I was there. We did shop in market stalls -- didn't see SIM cards, but weren't looking for them, so---

We stay in hotels because we're not fortunate (read rich) enough to own in the places we travel to. And no, they weren't places like the Sandton Sun or the Mount Nelson.

FYI we rode the bus (Roadlink SA) from Cape Town to Johannesburg. Something I don't suppose too many whites do; we were the only whites on the bus. We could have flown but didn't. I took a lot of shit from my wife over that. On the other hand I finally got to see some of the Karoo.

And having ridden the bus, I can say I now know where to get a minibus from downtown to Sandton. Another thing not too many whites are familiar with I suppose.

Limo? I suppose that's one way to describe a Hyundai Atos or a Honda Civic. Compared to walking or riding in the back of a bakkie I suppose it is.

I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Blake St. Claire

been there lately?

Obviously not.

> and anyway picking up Sims over there is dead easy !!

I recently went to buy a prepaid SIM in Sandton Centre so that I'd have a local, non-roaming service for emergency use. $15/£10 for 100 minutes is both cheap and a no-brainer.

Vodacom and MTN would not sell to me without showing them my passport, which was in the safe in my hotel room.)

Virgin sold me a SIM with just my drivers license -- and then they registered the SIM, with my name and other details, with the government.

Blake St. Claire

Re: I avoid

Many years ago a brit acquaintance told me that in "democratic" Britain, if the majority of drivers on a road were driving faster than the posted speed limit, that the limit would be reconsidered and possibly raised. Obviously there were common sense limitations to this, e.g. near schools, consideration of safe maximum speed for the road, etc. I guess there's enough other anecdotal evidence that democratic Britain has ceased to exist though.

I personally find it better to "go with the flow" as driving slower than everyone else can be a just as much a hazard as driving significantly faster than everyone else. That's what I've done both times I've had occasion to drive in the UK.

I recently did quite a bit of driving in ZA. They use gatso-type cameras, and there is always an extra "camera" sign on the same post with the speed limit sign, and the gatso box is 0.5km or so further down the road. What this means is on the highway, everyone speeds to the speed limit sign, then they slow down until they pass the gatso box, then speed up again. There were a few ad hoc speed "traps" -- they were always in the center divider or median, and in plain sight. If there were hidden traps, I didn't see them; they were obviously well hidden. And perhaps those extra charges on my CC were my speeding fines? They were fairly small by my standards, but they might not be so small for most South Africans. And actually, the speed limit on the major highways is 100km/hr -- faster than most places here, so I didn't feel much need to go a whole lot faster.

Oh, and FWIW, my record here at home is spotless. Which just means that I haven't been caught. ;-)

Naked woman demands cab ride to Michigan

Blake St. Claire

Gas (petrol) may be cheap

But 1000 miles works out to about $200 in gas -- each way. That's assuming that the cab is the typical Ford Victoria, former police cruiser, that probably gets 15 miles per USGallon on the highway.

I don't have first hand experience with this, but $400 for a roll in the hay seems a bit steep if you were to ask me.

(And I'm disappointed that Lester didn't work any double entendrés in that Ms. Bee could explain for us.)

Voice of America chap ejaculates over Paris Hilton

Blake St. Claire

Where's Ms Bee?

She needs to explain the other meaning(s) for "ejaculate."

The same way she explained yesterday -- in the article about the Playboy centerfold -- that a "stiff one" sometimes means something other than an alcoholic beverage.

Playboy centrefold freaks out at 10,000 feet

Blake St. Claire
Joke

Glad Ms. Bee is here to explain these things

Having a blond day?

Privacy watchdogs challenge laptop seizures at US borders

Blake St. Claire

Where am I then?

Seems to me that border control has no jurisdiction outside the U.S. Either you're in or you're out.

Probably someone will claim that there is a ten or twenty foot area of no-mans-land at border crossings where the Constitution magically doesn't apply, but if that's the case, and Canada or Mexico want to claim it, we would not have a problem, because it wasn't ours in the first place.

Our Constitution just says "...[no] unreasonable searches and seizures..." It doesn't say "...except at border and at the international arrivals hall at the airport."

The U.S Constitution protects my rights as an American citizen, WRT the U.S. government, everywhere -- not just within the borders of the U.S.

NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

Blake St. Claire

Police Code? No.

With clues from other posters I find that 187 is a reference to a section of the California Penal Code.

A reference which has found its way into rap music, graffiti, and gang culture; and may be considered by American police to be a thinly veiled death threat in certain contexts. But a gangsta rappa [sic] with a 187 tattoo is probably just trying to insinuate that he's a badass and has done time for homicide.

But there's no reason to expect that police, e.g. in Oklahoma or any of the 48 other states would use it in any official capacity as they have their own penal codes with presumably a different number for homicide.

I know Ms. Bee wanted to close the subject; she can feel free to approve this or not---

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

18750 is American slang?

That's news to me.

Google'd for "18750", which usually comes up with obscure slang I haven't heard before, and Google doesn't know it by that alone. Also Google'd for "18750 slang" and only found references to copies of the kiwi number plate article.

During the Shrub's eight years as president I often wished I wasn't an American, but I fear I'm stuck with it, despite not knowing this bit of nonsense. Who makes this stuff up?

SCO gets sale approval

Blake St. Claire
Happy

Oh yeah

| Potential bidders must file interest [in SCO Unix], and evidence of assets to pay for the purchase,...

I've got $1.86 in my pocket.

Showing my age, but back in the late 80s Everex was flogging ESIX SYSV and later SVR4. At some point though they filed for bankruptcy and in liquidation, IIRC, the Unix business was sold for $100K.

Given SCO's reputation at this point, I figure my pocket change ought to about right for their Unix line. Might get in a bidding war and drive it up to $2 and change.

Home Office unveils new UK passport

Blake St. Claire

Not sure what the average IQ of a passport control officer is.

But I suspect even the slow ones learned where the important bits are in UK passports.

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

details on second page is faster?

> As part of the redesign, the personal details page of the passport will

> be moved to the second page in the passport booklet. The Home Office

> hopes that this will help speed up travelers' passage through border controls.

Okay, I give up. How does this help speed things up?

The new (since 2007) RFID equipped US passports have done this. My passage through border controls seems -- shockingly enough -- to be determined by how many people are in line in front of me.

US carrier tailors 3G jacket for iPod touch?

Blake St. Claire

no microphone, no speaker(s) either

but if you buy this http://store.apple.com/us/product/MB770G/B?fnode=MTY1NDA3NA&mco=MTM3NDk2ODg then problem solved, or as you would say: sorted.

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

And I can light cigars with $100 notes too.

> But you may want to simply buy an iPhone and jailbreak it.

No, but thanks for playing.

1) If I use a Peel with a 64Gig iPod Touch, that has more capacity than any iPhone I can buy.

2) My iPod Touch is free. Do I need to explain how that works?

>That's now legal.

Well, it was always legal, but let's not let the facts get in the way.

But with my luck it will only work with the 2nd gen iPod Touch.

Apart from that, it's pure genius. I hope Sprint and T-Mobile merge and I can get one without having to switch carriers.

3D films fall flat

Blake St. Claire
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In my best Keith Allen/Sheriff of Nottingham voice---

> suicidal plans to convert the likes of Star Wars

George Lucas -- a clue: I'm not buying any more Star Wars movies.

Although I do wonder what the 3D "chess" game on board the MF in Episode 4 would like like in 3D.

3D in 3D. Ooh, it makes my head hurt. Would that be 9D?

Australian Senate censors print link to cartoon

Blake St. Claire

an election coming up?

So vote the bastards out then.

Hopefully you don't get "...meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

But if you don't vote them out then I guess the majority must like it the way it is now.

(And this whole "tyranny of the majority" thing does indeed suck -- big time.)

Russians quizzed over parasailing donkey

Blake St. Claire

half dead?

I always wondered how you measure that.

Is it similar to "sort of pregnant"?

Are you sure it wasn't 75% dead? Or 83.145% dead?

Inquiring and enquiring minds want to know.

Oh yeah, @Tigra 07, get a better dictionary or spell checker, yours is borken.

Cal Pol: Turn Jacko's ranch into state park

Blake St. Claire

Nuke the entire site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

El Reg marks Steve Jobs for termination

Blake St. Claire
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From the land of obesity?

So he's from England then?

I've seen my share of overweight Brits -- whole families of them usually. Most often I see them boarding the plane, heading to America for a bit of a holiday, or heading home afterwards. How do I know they're Brits? Well, the accent's usually a bit of give away. The fact that the plane is departing from or headed to Heathrow or Gatwick is another. Sometimes they're waving their passports around too. Not to hard to figure out really.

And you also have that brilliant TV show: "You are what you eat," that showcases some of the less svelte Brits.

Pot kettle, black

Mother faked ID to 'disappear' child from school waiting list

Blake St. Claire

The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

| "Using this fake account and quoting the name and correct date of birth of the child, she wrote to

| education officials at Haringey council and told them to remove the four year-old girl from the list.

| Which they did."

|

| One wonders what said officials would do if one created a gmail account and asked^Wtold them

| to transfer funds to an off-shore account ...

Shall we try it and see if it works?

When my T-Mobile @home (voip) router failed, the customer service rep ordered a warrantee replacement and told me I should receive it in five working days.

Ten days later, when I called to inquire where it was, the rep told me the order had been cancelled "at the customers request."

Huh?

'Bitter' priest blows $1.3m of church funds

Blake St. Claire

An hour and ten minute drive

Sorry for his dieing mother and all---

TFA doesn't say where he was before they moved him to New Hartford, but New Hartford to New Haven is only an hour and ten minute drive from New Haven.

Hardly what I would call an onerous burden -- I wish my mother had been that close when she was on her way out.

And apparently at some point they moved him to Waterbury -- 30 minutes closer.

Nope, don't feel too sorry for him. Amazing that he's being prosecuted. In my experience they usually let the b*stard retire quietly.

FLYING CAR, full hover, fairly quiet, offered to US Marines

Blake St. Claire
Thumb Down

Re: Diesel and JP8

JP8 is closer to kerosene than diesel. See wikipedia or any number of other web sites that describe the differences between various fuels.

Hornby opens part-time visitor centre

Blake St. Claire
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thanks---

Yes, I plugged that into maps.google.co.uk before I posted. (Did you try that?)

Am I to understand that the visitor centre is really on Gordon Rd.?

If so, why not publish that? Is it a secret? Otherwise I'd expect to have to go to Westwood, then wander around and ask people on the street where to find Hornbys. Or maybe Hornbys is so big that I'll just get sucked into it's accretion disc and I shouldn't worry about whether I'll be able to find it, because it'll find me once I'm in the vicinity.

To me, Hornby's address would be like me listing my address as California, 93065-2159, instead of 1706 Cochran St, Simi Valley, CA, 93065. While California, 93065-2159 might theoretically be enough for the USPS to deliver mail, it's not particularly useful for normal people.

N.B. That's not my address, or even the address of anyone I know.

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

address?

I looked at the their visitor centre site, and couldn't find an address.

I guess I'm supposed to wander around Margate to find it, which would be another limiting factor over and above needing a reservation.

Still another limiting factor -- I suppose -- is that I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Maybe the lack of an address isn't such a limiting factor after all.

Venus home to lost cities left by long-dead aliens, says ESA

Blake St. Claire

Canada is somewhat trans-Atlantic?

Is that like being "sort of pregnant" ?

Middle-aged sex is crap: Official

Blake St. Claire

sudo intelligence

I tried it to, but got "sudo: scientific: command not found" instead of my computer freezing.

similar results for `sudo intelligence` and `sudo teach me to spell`.

Curiously , `sudo make me a sandwich` had a slightly different result.

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

Re:

The IT angle is -- of course -- that stronger glasses/spectacles are needed to see the bootnotes heading.

Sunny Spain suspends solar subsidy scam

Blake St. Claire
Headmaster

flushing down the water?

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.

You must speak different Spanish than what I learned in school.

Agua == water.

Idiomatic expressions aside and all that.

Blake St. Claire
Headmaster

"flushed" down the bath[tub]?

I remember enough of my Spanglish to think it might be flushed down the inodoro.

Unless you're one of those guys who pee in the shower.

Auction opens for rare single letter net domain

Blake St. Claire

I'm waiting for ic.ky and s.in

when Cayman Islands and India open theirs for abuse.

Microsoft pulls plug on search bribery machine

Blake St. Claire
Gates Horns

I too tried it

Wanted to buy a big screen TV. Registered, signed up for Cash Back. Received all the confirmation emails, or thought I did at the time.

Bought the TV. Never got my rebate. Complained to the merchant, got no response. No way to call Microsoft, just a maze of links to web pages full of unhelpful hints like "make sure you received the confirmation emails" after the fact -- too late to do anything about it now.

It was only something like $75, and the price I paid for the TV itself was still better than I could find locally and had free shipping.

It confirmed to me -- yet again -- what shysters Microsoft are.

Play BP Offshore Oil Strike

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

Can I get the Gulf of Mexico edition?

BP FT!W

Russia launches Cyrillic top-level domain

Blake St. Claire

prezident?

президент.рф = president.rf?

Google thinks that's prezident.rf

Are you certain it isn't пресидент.рф

Robot cars can now do a Rockford into a parking space

Blake St. Claire
Thumb Down

A J-turn?

I'd call the parking maneuver a drift.

A J-turn, as I know it, is just for reversing direction and leaving the way you came.

Lindsay Lohan to pull off Linda Lovelace

Blake St. Claire

Where's Ms. Bee?

The last time LiLo was in the news Ms. Bee had plenty to write about it. Quite entertaining actually. Ms. Bee that is; not LiLo, whose alleged film clip doesn't seem to have ever materialized.

C language inventor spurns Google's language exam

Blake St. Claire

Re: Syntax

Okay for lead/led and permanent/permenent, but "... test [a] coder's ability..." passes muster IMO, if only with the implicit "a". The other choice I suppose would have been "... test coders' abilities..."

(/me trying to remember what a f*cking gerund is? )

Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho

Blake St. Claire

USA bashing again.

You owe the US bashing kitty a £. From what I hear you're just as litigious over on your side of the pond as we are.

Wonder why nobody ever gets these injuries falling off their Step Aerobics boards? Or a brick?

I guess because the brick doesn't have deep pockets like Nintendo does.

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