* Posts by Blake St. Claire

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Toyota Yaris 2011

Blake St. Claire
Terminator

Yaris 2011?

What's up with that? Aren't the 2012 models out?

Or did I just take a trip through a wormhole and not notice?

LOHAN eyes hardcore partner's impressive girth

Blake St. Claire
Headmaster

cheap != inexpensive

Look it up in your Funk and Wagnels. Or your OED.

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

Blake St. Claire

...during a rendezvous in an underground car park in Basingstoke

Let me guess, that's just wrong on so many levels.

Kernel.org Linux repository rooted in hack attack

Blake St. Claire
Holmes

ha ha

Maybe they should have used OpenBSD instead.

French letter shock: Tax us more, demand rich people

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

humbug indeed

If Warren Buffet is only paying 10% on his federal income tax, I'm thinking that's what I ought to be paying too. Last year I calculated that I paid about 16%. Why am I paying more than he is?

FWIW, on top of 16% federal I also pay 5.5% state (in my state, others maybe higher or lower), plus social security, medicare, and then for an apples-to-apples comparison to you over on that side of the pond, what I pay for health insurance, I guess I'm near 45% total. I'm guessing the likes of Warren Buffet and Ted Turner aren't paying anywhere near that much.

Fort Knox military cops disgusted with solar patrol carts

Blake St. Claire

Let me google that for you

From wikipedia: 4578 metric tons. (5046 tons, 147.2 million troy ounces.)

Approximately 2.5% of all the gold ever refined throughout human history.

Second in size to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York in Manhattan, which has 7000 metric tons. (7716 tons, 225.1 million troy ounces.)

Blake St. Claire
FAIL

You're forgetting San Fran and Westpoint

The gold coins – Eagles – are minted at Westpoint.

LOHAN seeks mighty thruster for trip to heaven and back

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

NASA/ESA worthy complexity

Re: that video. If you can pull off a plane that loops and fires the rocket at the right time, I'll be majorly impressed,

EMC boss Tucci in lucky escape from poverty

Blake St. Claire

pension?

What pension? I've got 401ks and IRAs. (That will give you a clue which side of the pond I'm on.)

And ironically, the companies that manage those funds don't write to me to tell me that they're giving my earnings to the CEOs, they just do it and maybe I find out about it later.

So, tell me, how is giving a lot to one employee better than giving a little to all the employees?

I don't dispute that CEOs should earn more than the guy who empties the trash cans at night, but that isn't what's being discussed.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Blu-ray extended edition

Blake St. Claire

Apparently they do

That seems to be what the long shelves of DVDs in Costco, Best Buy, and elsewhere are for.

Me? I'm pretty selective about the titles I buy. I only buy titles I know will be watched multiple times and I'm usually content to wait a while for the price to come down. The rest I get from netflix or stream from netflix or hulu. The library? YMBJ. My wife has borrowed books on CD to listen to on trips in the car but they're usually so beat up they're impossible to listen to. Would DVDs be any better? Not sure I can be bothered to drive there and back twice to find out.

And then some things I own, e.g. Avatar and the Star Trek reboot I have because someone gave it to me as a gift. My wife and kids have a strange sense of what they think I'll like.

Blake St. Claire

Meh

HD. 6.1 sound?

I already own the extended editions. I even made the mistake of buying the first FotR before the extended edition came out.

Tell me where I can send my DVDs for a credit on on the BDs and I might take the bait.

Oh, and BTW, I already own three copies (original VHS, special edition VHS, DVD) of Star Wars 4, 5, and 6, plus DVD of 1, 2, and 3. When Lucas releases on BD I won't be buying those either. One of these days I need to convert the original VHSs to DVDs, because Han shoots first.

Google turning us into forgetful morons, warn boffins

Blake St. Claire

Before the web, before government grants

I wonder where the money came from to do this ground breaking research. A government grant?

Which then leads me to wonder what useless PhDs did for a living before the government handed out grants to study the bleeding obvious.

(And get off my lawn.)

Paul McCartney joins Atlantis love-in

Blake St. Claire
Trollface

my tax dollars at work

I wonder how much all this nonsense costs, as the Repubs demonstrate that _now_ they have the fortitude to say no. Where was that fortitude eight, nine years ago when the Shrub wanted to go after Sadam.

Oh yeah, and get off my lawn.

Stipe croons 'Man on the Moon' to Atlantis crew

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how trite

Ugh. What's next, Bowie singing Major Tom?

What's NASA got, some thirteen year old dreaming this stuff up?

Does a flash motor make a man more desirable?

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

trick cyclist = psychiatrist

That's british rhyming slang for you – do try to keep up, will you.

The psychiatrist(s) would be the ones who did the study that came up with this brilliant result.

Blake St. Claire
Terminator

A throng of ladies

I didn't pick the troll icon? How is this a troll?

I see you've fixed/changed the article and now it's "sex with a throng of ladies"; my original guess was "with a string of ladies."

Blake St. Claire
Trollface

sex with a strong of ladies?

That could be a disincentive. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Oracle cranks Red Hat Linux clone to 6.1

Blake St. Claire

anti-cloning? No

If you're paying attention you know that Red Hat's tactics are targeted at making it harder for Oracle to support.

I'm pretty sure nobody at Red Hat cares, per se, about Oracle cloning RHEL; any more than they care about CentOS or Scientific Linux cloning RHEL. But who is really at Oracle that can support their clone?

3D fad fades for Yanks

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

My 2¢

Pirates 1: great

Pirates 2: pants

Pirates 3: okay

Pirates 4: okay

I grew up in the land of LA and probably went to D'land once a year on average for many years. The PotC is one of my favorite rides, and I, for one, enjoy finding the ride elements in the movies.

Just saw 4 the other day; jad a choice to see 4 in 3D or 2D and chose 2D.

Short domain land-rush coming to .uk

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

That's the Royal Auto Club

So why would RAC want aa.co.uk when they've already got rac.co.uk and presumably everyone knows them by that name? Is there another auto association in the UK?

(It's Auto Association in NZ and ZA, and they've got aa.co.nz and aa.co.za. Oz has aaa.asn.au – cute a whole TLD for associations. But at the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, NZ and ZA ain't Blighty.)

Hunting of incredibly rare two-horned 'unicorns' forbidden

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

No citizen

Nobody said the qilin has a single horn.

Just that in Chinese mythology it's about as fantastical as the unicorn is in European legend.

NASA hands out second-hand shuttles

Blake St. Claire
Coat

That's not funny, that's sick.

and you forgot Columbia.

My coat? It has the shuttle keys in the pocket.

Sex Party's down-under struggles with dominant Catholic priests

Blake St. Claire
Headmaster

apostol?

(Don't go apostal on me.)

Always hoped that I'd be an Apostle. Knew that I could make it if I tried.

Arkansas governor spanks arse cleavage

Blake St. Claire
Big Brother

Well, it is Arkansas after all.

Give 'em enough time and the'll do common sense and morality too.

Vanilla Ice to tackle panto Captain Hook

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

...hove into view...

I'm reasonably certain that If I were to use that phrase – in the company of other women – to describe the approach of another woman I'd probably be black and blue all over in a matter of minutes.

Pirates, because their ships heave into view too.

Blake St. Claire

@Sarah, Re: But...

Really? There's no mirror in the loo?

Middle England chokes on Nice Baps

Blake St. Claire

Young Frankenstein?

Okay, but was it used on Blue Peter before or after Gene Wilder said it (in 1974)?

Blake St. Claire

John O'Toole?

Is his wife's name Plenty?

Thank you Ian Fleming and Albert Broccoli.

I agree with the queen, he knew exactly what he was doing.

AT&T acquires T-Mobile USA from Deutsche Telekom for $39bn

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Frak

Had AT&T phones for several years and could never get a signal inside my house. Switched to TMO and never had a problem.

OTOH I had AT&T Callvantage VOIP and never had a problem. When AT&T exited the VOIP business I went with TMO's VOIP. It doesn't have half the features that AT&T had and it loses its brain periodically. Once the VOIP part of the router died and I spent two months arguing with TMO customer service -- this line quality has been fine for years with AT&T and you, my internal wiring is fine, etc., etc -- before they would finally replace the router under the warrantee.

I hope AT&T decides to dump the VOIP quick so I can port my landline to gvoice and not have to wait until October when my two year contract on the VOIP is up. I probably won't be so lucky.

Lady Gaga puts the squeeze on breast milk ice cream

Blake St. Claire
WTF?

Where do you get enough to make ice cream with?

I have to wonder where one gets enough human milk to make ice cream with.

Do you just put an ad on CraigsList?

> And breast-milk ice-cream? Seriously, yuk.

Actually it's not so bad. Breast milk that is, I haven't had the ice cream. Just leave the kid with the 'rents and go away for the weekend -- your wife won't give you a choice in the matter.

Illinois scrubs death penalty

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

"I say take them out"?

"I am a Christian. ..."

No, she's not.

Julian Assange™ applies to trademark himself

Blake St. Claire

™ or ®

If he's actually registered then it's ®.

Anyone can claim a common law trademark and use ™.

Or so I've been told.

Amazon confirms the terms of its declaration of war on Netflix

Blake St. Claire

translation: "certain number of minutes" = ∞

> ...Netflix ... lets consumers watch a certain number of minutes a month, depending...

The only Netflix level with limited minutes is, or was, the $5.99/month plan – I'm not sure they even offer that plan any longer. It had a limit of 200+ minutes; i.e. if you'd used 199 you could still start a new movie and watch it to completion. And you were only able to stream to a computer. To stream to a TV, PS3, or Wii you have to have an unlimited plan.

$7.99 gets you unlimited on-line (and zero DVDs) per month.

$9.99 adds unlimited, one-at-a-time, DVDs per month.

Humans shamed in round two of Jeopardy! showdown

Blake St. Claire

Meh!

Toronto Ohio. While you were on google you'd have seen it's a "city" (it has a mayor) of about 5000. One airport, not two, and you're not funny either, even as an anonymous cowherd.

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

The United Kingdom of what?

I rest my case.

Blake St. Claire

Toronto is going to defect?

Perhaps Watson and thenextwatson know something the rest of us don't?

>Watson's answer of Toronto satisfied

>(a) as it was the name of a city, but partly failed on

The Final Jeopardy topic was _U.S._ Cities.

Top 10 ways to tell you're in Canada:

10. $1 coins that people actually use, and $2 coins too.

9. Parliament, not Congress

8. It's colder than it is in 40 U.S. states.

7. Many Canucks end sentences with 'eh'

6. Everything is in French and English

5. Mailboxes (post boxes) are red.

4. Signs on the 401 that say "Bridge to the USA"

3. Gas (petrol) is sold in litres.

2. The Beer store.

1. The Queen of England is on all the money.

Other than that, yeah, Canada is just like the U.S.

'Race against time' to find LOST TREES from the MOON

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

Exposed to vacuum?

They were in his personal kit. He didn't do a space walk. Unless he gave them to Shepard or Mitchell to carry down to the surface, I don't grok how they could have been exposed to vacuum.

Exposed to more radiation than normal I can understand.

And what's the big deal about exposure to vacuum anyway? Or even exposure to more radiation? We can do both of those here on the ground.

Not as sexy as doing it on the moon I suppose -- or just a slow news day.

Texting teenager plunges to his death

Blake St. Claire

the kernel is Darwin after all

Or was, at some point.

But I think iBleach is a better name.

Pour a little iBleach in the gene pool.

Jackson's Hobbit movies back on track

Blake St. Claire

LMGTFY

Thirteen

Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, and Ori.

Bilbo rounds the number out so that they aren't unlucky thirteen as I recall.

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Cate Blanchett?

A reprise of Galadriel? In The Hobbit? Damn, it's already f*cked up.

Dear God the Wood Elves in Mirkwood better not have a single blond among them. Orlando Bloom, as what? A teenage Legolas?

An original story bridging the 60 years between The Hobbit and LotR? What's that about, farming in the Shire, eating mushrooms, and smoking a lot of Old Toby down at the pub? Yeah, that sounds like that'll keep 'em on the edge of their seats.

NASA hails 'amazing' exoplanetary system

Blake St. Claire

Let's go

I heard it's populated with eight foot tall blue humanoids and has lots of unobtainium.

Apple clips publishers' wings

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

guess what?

> Apple Utilities - 30% 'handling and shipping' charge. Didn't put in the water pipes or electric

> cable, didn't pump/geenerate it, but if you want Apple-Approved power and water for your Apple

> Appliances.... 30%.

You're obviously not paying attention. Either that or you don't live in the US with our new, improved, deregulated energy industry. My National Grid natural gas bill and my town owned electric company bills both have a "delivery charge" which is separate from the cost of the gas and electricity that I actually used. Not to mention the customer charge that National Grid charges me every month for the "privilege" of being a customer.

If Apple builds an iCar, with everything sealed, and people flock to it in droves, then what? But again, don't kid yourself. Over here some states are trying to pass "right to repair" laws because car companies like Ford and Volvo are effectively sealing their cars. You can't read the codes yourself and the manufacturers either aren't selling the equipment or it's too expensive for small repair shops to buy.

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

@ac, re:#if you want a picture of the future

> I wonder if he'd get the reference.

I'm sure he would. Then he'd laugh and say "that was then, this is now."

Yes, I own Macs, and an iPod touch (jailbroken). No iPad, no iPhone. When I think about the state of the smartphone ecosystem before the iPhone I have to wonder what that same ecosystem would look like today if the iPhone hadn't come along and raised the bar. Fanboi or no, you have to give Apple, and SJ, a little bit of credit for pulling everyone else up.

(Hydraulic) Empires usually crumble from within. It takes a while. Witness Microsoft's decline. Someday it will be Apple too. Until then, so long and thanks for all the fish.

Passenger cleared after TSA checkpoint stare-down

Blake St. Claire
Boffin

By, for, and of the people

> Bit surprised to find that that airports in the US are public property.

Boston's airport is owned by the Massachusetts Port Authority (MASSPORT), a state owned private corporation. http://www.massport.com/massport/Investor%20Relations/InvestorRelationsdefault.aspx

I expect most other major US airports are similar.

IANAL. I don't know that it's "public" property like the square in front of city hall or the various parks, but my tax dollars are paying to build, maintain, and expand it; in a sense it's as much mine as it is everyone else's.

Steve Jobs takes 'medical leave of absence' from Apple

Blake St. Claire
Pirate

Good timing

He does this on a day when US stock markets are closed for a holiday.

Blood bath starts tomorrow.

Double-clicking patent takes on world

Blake St. Claire
Stop

I have the patent for triple clicking

God bless the USPTO and their ability to discern that which is fucking obvious.

Jamie Oliver website offers graphic recipe for 'Pussy'

Blake St. Claire

Mexican food surely

fur taco

Disappointing that the article isn't full of puns -- can't get the moderatrix to talk dirty by explaining the puns now can we.

Empire Strikes Back director Kershner dies at 87

Blake St. Claire

make that USC

not UCLA

Blake St. Claire

THX1138? Are you crazy?

Perhaps you mean the short he did at UCLA?

I can't stay awake through the feature-length THX, it's so bad.

American Graffiti is a classic IMO. That's still only three good movies, and 3½ if you count the THX short.

Google 'sacked Apple pioneer over leaked Schmidt memo'

Blake St. Claire

net up

> ... Google was also going to pay the tax. (Which I suppose would also be taxed...

It's pretty simple really. If you want to give a "full" $1000 bonus then you actually give, e.g. $1600, and the net, after taxes is $1000.

Did they pay it out in cold hard cash? I don't know, but they might have done it for the novelty factor. That doesn't seem too far fetched.

He was employee number six at Apple? Distinguished Engineer at eBay? One of the Oompaloompas at Google? I'd wager he's got plenty of dough and probably works because he likes to, not because he needs to.

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