* Posts by Doug Glass

1445 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Feb 2008

Apple store kneecaps rival browser

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The Sacred J ...

...is buggering the faithful once again.

Pre-release Windows 8 code hits PC makers

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Doh!

Ditto

Comodo-gate hacker brags about forged certificate exploit

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Labyrinth-like Basement

"The bog of eternal stench"

Apple limits Design Awards to App Store residents

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Masochism

Obviously the Apple core is composed of masochists. That being the case, non masochists will never understand them. But given the financial successes Apple has had lately, and knowing that success comes only from the sale of it products, I come to the conclusion the fanbois love things the way they are and want more of the same. Why ask why?

Microsoft: Mystery bug blocks Syrian secure Hotmail

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Cease and Desist

"We're not doing it but we're going to stop immediately."

Open sourcers urged to adopt dancing poultry license

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And ...

... demonstrate the chicken dance! Put on your dancing shoes IT and belly up to the feed trough.

Nokia launches new corporate font

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My 4yo grandkid ...

... is a font and typeface genius. She makes new and earth shattering examples every day in multiple colors and in various media: crayons, finger painting, Etch-A-Sketch and etc. For that matter, so did Jethro Bodine in his sign shop. This is really IT news of the highest order.

Mac OS X daddy quits Apple

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Rats,

sinking ship.

The human factor: Get the users on board first

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Uh Huh

As true as it is, this concept will be popular among the IT gaggle about as much as a turd in the punch bowl.

Firefox 4 gets yet another final test build release

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No Surprise

It's just not ready for prime time. The first to RCs were a frakkin' PITA and the third is not worth my time. I've given them a chance and this old fart is staying with 3.6.15 until good comments about FF4 far outweigh the bad. No brand loyalty here, just want the best for my situation and FF 4 is simply not it. Big frakkin' deal.

Microsoft: IE9's web privacy hole? A feature, not a bug

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Damn, ...

... use Firefox.

Windows 7 customers hit by service pack 1 install 'fatal error' flaws

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Six Machines

Five SP1 updates from the downloaded x86 installer and one new install using an RT7 Lite integrated SP1 x86 FullFile.

<yawn> Boooorrrring.

EA blocks user from game after alleged forum outburst

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So ...

... stop buying the products if you're so irritated with the outfit. Either that or, well .... stfu.

Customers clobber Clearwire as execs jump ship

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Sp? What's your point?

People who actually believe marketing hype deserve to be disappointed...and generally are. Whatever the claim, never expect greater than 75-80% delivery. That way you'll be pi$$ed but not disappointed and pi$$ed.

Why Nokia failed: 'Wasted 2,000 man years' on UIs that didn't work

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Hehe

I love The Sacred J. Without him I'd be left reading actual [boring] IT news.

Apple bans iPhone 3G patch omission talk from forum

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How are apple products like snot?

Once you get it on your finger you can never get it off.

AOL waves goodbye to 900 staffers

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Oh How PC

So we should forsake the use of the word "wave" even though the action implied has nothing to do with a tsunami? So we should stop using words like "shoot" as in photography too, "krill" because it sounds so much like "kill", or "grill" because that's what they do to prisoners and war criminals? Oh grow up.

Building Windows 7 skills - will we need another 10 years?

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Win7 Skill Building or ...

... "clicking every frakking button and menu option to see what it does and damn well remembering what happens".

About one week.

Feeling heat from Macs, Microsoft sells PCs sans crapware

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The Nature of Free Enterprise

Every company worth its salt feels pressure from EVERY other company worth its salt. The real test is not what you feel (which is 100% pervasive) but what you DO with what you feel. Failing to act has killed more corporations than acting poorly ever did.

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Custom Images

If you're a Dell corporate customer, they'll supply a custom image to your specifications. Well. they were in 2008 and I'd think they not kill that off.

As to "off-the-shelf" machines, autoruns and the ability know what to uninstall can get you a much quicker machine in about thirty minutes. But when I have people complain about the Intel and Windows stickers being peeled off, I know they don't really care to have their computer optimized. Hell, just buy a faster one and ditch the old one is their usual response.

Then there's nLite and RT7 Lite. Roll your own with no crap and only the services and features you want. Too bad the average user is just fine with the OEM install just the way it is. I mean don't the boobs have any idea of what they need and want? Can you imagine that, buy the computer and just use it. Sheese ... what a bunch of, well, normal users.

Prepping the great Windows 7 migration

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Wow, Tough Luck

So far I've "upgraded" ten XP stations to 7 with nary a problem. Let's see, that was five with old AMD socket "A" 3200 XP CPUs (stable and they run faster than XP ever did). two Asus Eee PC 1000HEs (quick with long battery life), one Compaq laptop, one desktop with an ultra modern (for me) AMD dual core Brisbane (?) 5000 CPU and one Toshiba netbook. Installed SP1 on them all via the 500+MB downloaded installer without a single hitch. I must be living right. Or maybe the process just isn't so hard after all.

Partitions? Not a problem since I used GPartEd and did it My Way. Me and Old Blue Eyes got it down pat.

March Patch Tuesday leaves IE unpatched for Pwn2Own hackers

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<yawn>

Business as usual.

Ten... fantasy swords you wish you owned

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Only and Idiot ...

... brings a knife to a Glock fight.

Eurofighter Typhoon: It's EVEN WORSE than we thought

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Typhoon vs. Veyron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4eYXK9R56U

Obviously you guys love and really need this sort of chest-thumping aeroplane.

Ex-PM blocked Steve Jobs knighthood

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The Bar

Talk about lowering the bar; King Arthur must be spinning in his grave.

Self-erasing flash drives destroy court evidence

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Dan Brown ...

... would be proud of the digital cryptex.

iPhone 'Death Grip' effect is real, plastic cases don't help

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Capacitive Coupling ...

... is a beautiful thing to behold except when the beholding is your hand on the iFoney.

Dear US gov: Stay the hell out of Silicon Valley

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How about ....

... the US govern-ment just the the hell out of people's lives altogether. The less those crooks get into my business the more it sours.

Security shocker: Android apps send private data in clear

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Paris Hilton

We're all sorry ...

.... you didn't get the credit.

Paris because Paris is sorry too but she looks good.

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I love it!

The more fools who use social media just means the easy targets are so great in number as to make me invisible.

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NIce try ...

... and be sure and tell monkey boy you posted it.

Judge guts suit against Sony for killing Linux in PS3

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"Your personal property"

Obviously you've never murdered anyone with a candlestick you own in the library of your house. If you'd like to test your hypothesis, maybe you'd like to take 30 minutes to draw a crowd and then commit the act. It's your property right? Ya see.... there are just no absolutes such as you claim as your right.

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What kind of Loser ...

... down votes the need to read the fine print? Maybe they know how to click but can't read. But then they did read it so, yeah.....shills and losers.

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Wow ...

... a loser.

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Wow ...

... obviously a lot of those losers didn't like your comment.

Memo to iPad mimics: No one wants a $799 knockoff

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Naaww, not Hula Hoop ...

... pet rock.

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My former employer's station guards ....

... carried guns, BIG guns, but they didn't shoot IT offenders, they simply had them castrated to prevent future generations from being bad. Of course with the Apple fanbois having already given their souls and glands over to The Sacred J they had to come up with another fix for them. I think they took away their Latte ration or maybe the pink toilet paper.

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Ooooohhhhh ....

... that stings!

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And if you don't ...

... annoy the fanbois according to your logic that makes you a pussy.

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"job of winding the fanbois up" is ...

.... as Microsoft says, an undocumented "feature". And a quite desirable one at that.

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So?

What's your point?

Steve Jobs clarifies 'Subscription Gate' confusion with more confusion

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Kinda??

Seems to me you're not only giving Apple the screw but you're also handing them the screw driver with a smile.

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It's hard to see ....

... the error of you ways when you're stuffing money into your pockets as fast as you can. But they will eventually because time wounds all heels.

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Works for me too ...

... since, simplistically, it's not my money.

Flash drives dangerously hard to purge of sensitive data

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Three Solutions

Hammer, hammer, hammer.

Who needs 600 friends when you're a bride of Christ?

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Damn!

Er, sorry ... Darn. I just pray to God when I need to (and I need to) and everybody else be damned. Er, well ... be darned.

Mozilla ices Firefox 4 beta 12 release to nail final bugs

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I Dinosaur ...

...will just stick with FF 3.6.13. As with all my other age related aches and pains methinks I'll just keep what I'm used to for as long as I can.

Google Apps boss says cloud computing is your destiny

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Even the idiots ...

... have followers.

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Google has spawned ...

... another idiot.

Florida lag packs prison survival kit up jacksie

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Gotcha

Akin to union Jack then?