* Posts by Doug Glass

1445 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Feb 2008

Microsoft claims Google bypassed its browser privacy too

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Re: Love Google

And oh yeah, wipe out all your cookies upon closure of your browser and all the other paranoid reaction stuff. That or fake everything ... right anonymous?

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Love Google

All sheople: please keep using Google. In fact use it a lot more. The more time and resources Google spends on those in line for a shearing, the less time they may have to look at me. Of course it helps to shitcan all things Google to get that lesser level of spying.

Yeah right ... do no evil.

Pirate Bay AND its users violate labels' copyright - judge

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You expect them to actually leave their basements?

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Sound and fury ...

... signifying nothing. I think one of your dead guys said that.

How Google and Apple exposed their Achilles heels this week

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Facebook and Google

Enjoy them!

Microsoft explains bland new Windows logo

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well ...

... oh forget it; few sheople give a shit.

FTC tears into Apple, Google over kids' privacy - or lack of

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Maybe the parents ...

... should be a bit more responsible. Oh what am I thinking? Parents who are children themselves, or child-like, and addicted to all the codependent little electronic drugs can't do that. The basement can be such a scary place ... why ever leave?

Mobile internet devices to outnumber humans this year

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Oh hell yes, ...

... all the sheeple who keep buying and activating them are helping in fueling my cushy retirement in the great circle of [business] life.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Scroogle: Dear Google, we're not bots, we're HUMAN

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Maybe people are just sick and tired of Google.

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Your learning curve is a bit flat mate.

Apple demands US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Nexus

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What a frakking ...

... relief. Wife and I just shit-canned our smart phones and now have only voice and texting dumbass devices. So happy ... so happy. As with retirement we should have done this years ago.

Microsoft to send users 4 critical patches on Valentine's Day

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What better way to say I love you ...

... than by not allowing you to be fucked over.

IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

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Dumbing Down

We just downgraded our smart phones to "basic" phones and cut our monthly bill in half. We are so happy now that that data crap is all gone and we can just make voice and text contacts and receive same. No more pathetic apps and all that's associated with childish fascinations.

I have a special load all ready for our now defunct smart phones: 220 Swift 40 grain at 4,200 fps clocked. I figure 300 yards on the long range will be a "sporting" shot.

Yeah, yeah...target's up codependent sheeple ... lock and load.

Google pushes your buttons in its top strip bar - AGAIN

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Guck Foogle ...

... and the horse they rode in on too.

Russians drill into buried 20 million-year-old Antarctic lake

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Let's hope they don't find what agents Mulder and Scully found.

Google limits Android support for CDMA phones

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Funny as all hell. I can hardly wait to see, hear and read the consternation. Should be another smart phone three ring circus for those of use who love watching the sheeple squirm, grouse and beg.

Motorola: refurb tablets shipped with former owners' data intact

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So some morons left their personal data on the device when they got rid of it. This is news? Seems to me the idiots of the world have been doing this for a long time.

Android users more likely to put out

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To an Apple product user this is all a wrong. Just using the iPod, iPad, iPhone or whatever IS sex to a follower of The Sacred J.

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iTongue

BT Vision throws Microsoft Mediaroom under a bus for Linux

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Is not AAA (Anti Aircraft Artillery) also flak?

French court lays le smackdown on Google Maps

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Sure you can. Just pay the fine and keep making money hand over fist. Simple.

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For Google just a cost of doing business like UPS racking up parking tickets. Fines are figured into normal operating expenses and basically have little to no effect. BFD.

Swedish Supreme Court chucks out Pirate Bay appeal bid

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Right. Words don't matter, just the idea you can't articulate matters.

Man recreates ZX81... in Lego

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He keeps it right next to his Lego penis and Lego girlfriend and protects them both with his Lego Glock.

Met Office cuts off Linux users with new weather widgets

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Yeah! A lot of us wonder the same!

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Or the basement floods.

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Weather Rock

Any of these should suit you well:

http://www.google.com/search?q=weather+rock&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=wtF&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=6cUmT_j3N6Lv0gHTofDPCA&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1120&bih=632

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Click Phobia

There's an app for that. Right?

Apple Italy throws up ruling on its store site

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That would be "Little Italy".

Ten... IPTV set-top boxes

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You guys missed the Roku device when you were dusting off old stories.

Telly makers failing to turn punters on to smart TV

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Smart TV ...

... is an oxymoron like business ethics and all the rest.

Starship Voyager dumped into skip

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Brings whole new meaning ...

...to the phrase "Get a life". Or in the case of Sci-Fi, "Get a frakking life". And grow up in the process.

How can family sysadmins make a safe internet playground for kids?

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You're single and childless right?

Kiwis collar Megaupload kingpin, Anonymous exacts revenge

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Ooh-rah! The fat lady just cleared her throat again. All the thieving little shits world wide will be up in arms. Popcorn ... where's the popcorn.

Windows 8 hardware rules 'derail user-friendly Linux'

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As advertised ...

... Linux is perfectly happy on old computers with low performance marks. I'll just keep using it on my old AMD 3200+XP dinosaurs and be perfectly happy as usual.

Steve Jobs action figure kicks the bucket

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BFD. Who needs another prick anyway?

Five things that knocked CES 2012 for six

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<yawn>

BFD

10 years ago today: Bill Gates kicks arse over security

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Stuxnet, Duqu, Security Leader ... they all go together.

Seagate mulls flogging precious drives at auction

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What am I bid for my fourteen old but working 80/160/320GB drives? I have 4/3/7 respectively. Nawhhh, just joshing....I'll keep them.

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They "solve" the supply problem by reducing demand ... Economics 101. If potatoes were one penny per pound you wouldn't be able to supply all those who wanted them. If you increased the price ten thousand fold you'd suddenly find you had potatoes you couldn't sell. Again, Economics 101 which few IT people seem to grasp. That and balancing your checkbook.

Bit-part actress slings sueball at IMDb over age gripe

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She and Demi Moore should get together and make a video. Both careers would soar.

iPad typos are Apple's fault, not yours - new claim

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O frakkin sheet! No wate .... i dont own any Aple produtc. Whew!

Microsoft de-cloaks Windows 8 push-button lifesaver

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Reset Button

Oh yeah, another reset button. I can only imagine the calls Microsoft will get when users used to pressing the reset button to restart their machine push the W8 OS reset button and find their data has just gone poof.

Sites knocked offline by OpenDNS freeze on Google

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Optiona;

You're a blogger ... right?

Steve Jobs action figure set for shop shelves

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It's not a string ...

... you pull.

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That's not a phone it's holding, it's smelling salts. There'll be a $399.99 activation fee and the battery will cost $199.99 for Apple to replace. That procedure requires a miniature colonoscopy probe which Apples is not selling. The Sacred J having a proprietary azzwhole means Apple can corner that market.

It's expected that many fanbois will forgo purchasing immediately after introduction. Rumor has it Apple will soon post for download bodily function sounds on their soon-to-be-announced iFart site.

Doctor Who girl Amy Pond axed in 'heartbreaking' exit

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The only water in the forest ...

... is the river. River Song had best be staying for a mite longer. Many story lines there left to explain and build upon.

The Doctor is always shedding companions and getting new ones and that event with Rose Tyler even made my wife teary-eyed ... both times. Sarah Jane Smith explained it well with her comments to K-9. And for those of us who've seen them all ... so has the Doctor.

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And for a time ....

... she was the most important woman in the universe. Maybe her mum will come to understand that and tell her so.

The cure for US job woes: More immigrants

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There are two unemployment problems ...

... 1) available jobs going wanting and 2) nobody wanting to "pay their dues" any longer. Everybody wants to start at the top. Illegal labor just wants to work and generally they get to. It's the shiftless and worthless cesspool of loud-mouthed trash that get all the press.

I see "Help Wanted" signs every day. And I see illegals getting them because the "true Americans" are above the work advertised. My first job when I was 15 paid me $0.20 per hour and my mom had to drive me to and from the job.

America's got talent, but we've also got the worst work ethic in the western hemisphere.

Seagate matches and raises WD disk warranty cuts

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Stabdard Corporate Screws

On 12/10/I1 had a WD 500GB HDD fail; the warranty ran out on 10/4/11. They're all doing whatever is necessary to:

Increase the bottom line

Grow the company

Increase stockholder equity

I'm lucky I have a printer paper box filled with working HDDs from years past. Gotta love all those brain surgeons who just had to have that 1TB drive and didn't care jack about the old 160s, 250s and 320s.

Life is good