* Posts by Doug Glass

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Dear Obama: Please consider open-source a waste of your time

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OSS Rev. n+1

<yawn> BFD

Microsoft goes retail with own shops

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Only an Idiot ...

... would purchase Microsoft products, at full price, from Microsoft. There are too many legitimate sellers of discounted genuine Microsoft products to be found on the internet. Uh... no...wait....over 9,000,000 machines infected with Conflicker....oh just never mind.

Mozilla calls for 'open web' in EU Microsoft row

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@It's very simple

Exactly! Well said. For the everyday user it really is just that simple.

Paris because simple is as simple does.

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@Re "It's very simple. " By Anonymous Coward

Dunno, but I've been getting automatic updates for the 2+ years I've been using Firefox exclusively. I always install the IE Tab add-on and everything has always just worked as if I were using IE.

I guess that last statement is really not true since I don't use IE at all ... ever. Let's just say FF with IE Tab works 100% of the time for me.

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How About A Little ....

...cheese with that whine.

"a mealymouthed statement". You sound like a Linux fanboy: if it doesn't go your way you get all crabby and throw a hissy fit. My seven year old grandson does that.

Paris because I'll just bet she's not crabby.

Canadian boffins develop mindreader headband

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Life Imitates Art

Just don't let 'em watch any looping porno.

US sheds 598,000 jobs in January

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The Other Number

The USofA Govern-ment has maintained, for as long as the records have been kept, there is always a certain level of acceptable. i.e. "good" unemployment: new college grads, those between jobs, and other "acceptable" reasons for not working. That percentage has always hovered around 3-3.5%. There have been no changes to this percentage in recent months and there shouldn't have been.

7.6%(total unemployed) - 3.5%(acceptable unemployed) = 4.1% (those available for work who aren't working).

100% - 4.1% (those available for work who aren't working) = 95.9% (those available for work who are actually employed and getting paid)

I'd say 95.9% (those available for work who are actually employed and getting paid) is pretty damn good. During the depression in the USofA the unemployed rate peaked at 24.75% in 1933. Or, from the other direction, the EMPLOYMENT rate was an adjusted 78.75% in 1933. 95.9% current EMPLOYMENT rate today in the USofA is still looking pretty damn good.

Of course there will be those who will quibble with the 3-3.5% "good" unemployment but no matter. The logic is still the same and the current EMPLOYMENT rate in the good old USofA is still damn good.

Noted: a low heart attack rate among those who live a certain lifestyle is of no comfort to the individual in that lifestyle who just suffered a terminal Coronary Event. But then I'm talking population raes and not individuals. It does no good to tell a laid-off GM assembly plant worker the national EMPLOYMENT rate is 95.9% so he should be happy, Doesn't work that way, but 95.9% is still frakking good.

HP UK pulls Linux from all new netbooks

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@@So linux will find its way on like it usually does

So do the pimples on my 63 year old ass. Just because something keeps popping up doesn't make it a success. It has to pop up, grow, spread, take over and become the primary whatever it is. Otherwise, well, it's just a pain in the ass.

Microsoft SKUs Windows 7 clarity

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Decisions, Decisions

This is getting so hard what with six choices of what not to buy.

Microsoft says it again - no second beta for Windows 7

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<Yawn>

BFD

Google mistakes entire web for malware

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Jeez, Don't People Know.....

... Google is not the web? All you had to do was use a bookmark or type in the address. Or search using another search facility....such as [God forbid] Yahoo.

Birmingham drops the possessive apostrophe

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The Dumbing Down of England

Normally this comment ends with "America", but it appears you across the pond have contracted the same disease.

Paris because she just can't be dumbed down ... any further.

American Stereotype™ walks Google's mean Street View

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Well Just Damn!!

What did I tell him about wearing those damn wimpy faded jeans! He's supposed to be wearing original Levi's! And he calls himself a Glock man. Damn I'm embarrassed.

Paris because even she knows what pants to wear.

Falling chip sales cost more jobs

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Huh?

Not enough fanboys buying the latest cutting-edge high end gizmos? Damn, imagine that.

Universal thaws out The Thing

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When you run out of creative talent ...

... copy something. I wonder is Microsoft backing this.

Paris because it's unlike she'll ever be cloned.

UK.gov backs ISPs on charging content providers, throttling P2P

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The Fat Lady ...

... is clearing her throat.

US cable giant to throttle P2P

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The Fat Lady ...

... is warming up.

US Congress kills digital TV delay

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Damn!

They finally did what I told 'em to do.

I'm a sceptic now, says ex-NASA climate boss

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The Voice of Reason ...

... is getting louder.

http://www.junkscience.com/

Microsoft IE8 rolls out the astroturf

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Desperation ...

... is the mother of Spam.

Frakk 'em.

Mac malware tide on the rise

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Uh Oh ..

.. the worm is in the Apple.

Linux to spend eternity in shadow of 'little blue E'

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I Just Hate It ...

... when my belief system gets dented.

Torvalds warns of Windows 7 threat

Might make Windows sing again

By Nick Farrell

Monday, 26 January 2009, 10:07

WINDOWS 7 might create the rebirth of Microsoft OS, which was blighted by the release of its Vista operating system, according to Open Sauce guru Linus Torvalds.

In an interview with Computerworld, Torvalds said that Windows 7 is better than Vista and the Vole may have a huge PR advantage as people will compare it to Vista and think it is good so, "angels will sing again." This is what happened with Windows 95 compared to Windows 3.1.

He thinks that Microsoft may have even done this on purpose.

The Vole realised the Windows development cycle is way too long and it would be insane to do that again, however they might aim for a two-year development cycle and Torvalds think that is too long.

Torvalds thinks that Vole should disconnect the operating system from the applications and release products sooner.

He said for Linux six months is quite tight and the bits that are thrown together sometimes don't work properly.. However an annual release cycle is a reasonable cycle for doing a whole distribution.

Microsoft wanted people to rent the software, but users don't want to. If you do development over five years and make so many changes it is more painful for the user. The cost of the pain is likely to be higher than the cost of the operating system which is why people are slow to upgrade, he said. µ

All sixty-nine of you fanatics need to pay attention

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Whether You Like It Or Not ...

... the story's position is correct. Linux is the Betamax of the OS world. Time will certainly tell and so far Linux is just not where its gurus want it to be. If it were, all the bluster, hype, and hurt feelings wouldn't be there. You can tell something is a failure by the amount of hot air surrounding it. Shakespeare perhaps put it best when he penned, "The lady doth protest too much".

But we'll see and if history shows us anything, it's that all these same rebuttals will be repeated in five years, ten years ... oh you see what I mean.

But I and others can certainly be wrong, but for now Linux is an also-ran per the numbers. And in today's market driven societies (as opposed to tech driven) those numbers are all that really count.

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@AC

Y'all have thingamajigs down there too? Neat.

Paris because she knows what a thingamajig is and how to it.

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@Robert Long

Yeah they are.

US to postpone analog TV death

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Did We Really Expect Anything Different

Oh we have to protect those who can't think for themselves and get off they fat, lazy asses to do a little planning.

In fact, if we have to we'll bomb certain people to save them.

Frakk 'em. We act as though they'll die without TV for a week or two while they do their best impression of responsible adults and get what they need.

Goat hangs self in Canadian zoo

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Clearly

A case of suicide from being rejected by his human handler.

SEC to probe Apple on Steve Jobs' health issues?

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Priorities

Apple hasn't yet learned who's really important to them. The fanboys do provide a completely gullible source of money, but with some of the stockholders filling suit it seems the castle owners are not so pleased with the lord of the manner.

Oh frelling well.....

Coming soon: Pills to 'turn down' your ears at clubs

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Mother-in-law Pill

I see a whole new market for this concept. Take them before visiting in-laws, maybe even in church, if your mate snores and so forth. Wow, and I'd just been using ear plugs and beer.

Hilton 'sucks face' with MySpace CEO

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Same Old Same old

I would imagine Ms. P. Hilton is fairly well acquainted with electro-mechanical toys and is simply attempting a stretch into the more warmblooded variety.

Paris because even she knows how to replace a bettery.

Seagate firmware fix bricks Barracudas

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Turn, Turn, Turn

My old Seagate 80 and 160 GB drives just keep on a-hummin'. Until, that is, they fail for some other reason like 20% already have.

ALL things mechanical fail and the solution is: Backup, Backup, Backup. Any scheme should include a backup to a media type other than your primary storage type and off-site storage is usually a pretty good idea.

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Paris is ...

... as Paris does.

Paris because without her life would be all IT and Obama.

'Miracle' plane crash was no miracle

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@Stuart Van Onselen

Thanks for the compliment; sorry I punched your button, Well...not really. :+)

And I'm sorry you have no hope, that must be a cold feeling to know all you believe in is what you have created.

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Maybe, Just Maybe ...

... the miracle was all those good things you named coming together with the right person at the right time. Safe landings are of course not a miracle ... to modern man. But to say because there was technology and training involved there was no miracle is to deny what put all those wonderful things into play.

You're right, the use of good engineering, good technology and good training may not be a miracle, but maybe their very essence is. Maybe our growing understanding of them and their proper usage is.

But, I guess for you ultra techy types whose very life and livelihood are vested in the tech industry have to take the stance you, the author took. If you don't push the tech and toys, and be successful at it, you're out of a job. My generation calls that selling oneself to the devil.

Mozilla delays third Firefox 3.1 beta

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Anonymous Coward

How about the ability to save bookmarks without having to backup to a .json file, or some such silly maneuver, every time you add one you'd like to keep. Is that a legitimate request in your imminence's realm?

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@ Rick Stockton

I'm with Stuart Halliday... fix the frelling bookmarks. For me this sours the ENTIRE Firefox experience without regard to ofter frakkups.

Circuit City goes titsup

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No Surprise

Having sworn off CC because of no customer appreciation, no customer service and a staff that would have been better at selling used cars... this is no surprise.

Aussie air zealot savages prêt-à-porter stealth fighter

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"Worst Case Analysis"

Military minds (not necessarily brains) generally assess combat situations with the opponent at their very best and themselves at their very worse. With that in mind, any new weapon will always be at a "tactical disadvantage". That's just the way it done. A system like that has the usual outcome of breeding better soldiers, systems, and etc.

We'll never really know until the neat air war opens, but if you'd like to get a flavor of near real world results goto: http://www.acc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123041725

You might find flaws with the approach, but with the Raptors flying the same exact sorties as other craft, the Raptors lost only one encounter. I think the final numbers were Raptor kills 244, "The Enemy" 1.

Royal Navy warships lose email in virus infection

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@@clowns: Sooty

Dontcha think it'd have been a bit better to have a system that actually isn't wide open to such attacks in the first place?

What you're supporting is analogous to "the operations was a success, unfortunately the patient died".

Intel profits sink 90% in Q4

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New Name

I guess "Chipzilla" is now "Chipfizzle".

Seagate customers swamped by Barracuda drive failures

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Just Desserts

My earlier post concerning their reduced warranty period:

"They were losing their butts by warrantying drives good for 3 years (or less) for 5 years. Simple solution, don't improve the drives, cut the warranty period. Typical corporate response."

Looks to me they are getting what they deserve. Unfortunately buyers are not getting what they deserve. I stopped buying Seagate months ago, and I'm so glad. Well, glad until my current maker of choice does the same thing Seagate has done.

Sacked worker faces jail over malware revenge attack

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If you're going to be dumb ...

... you better be tough.

US woman says Ubuntu can't access internet

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@ Mark

Oh yeah, right. I tell you what, when usage numbers of all Linux distros combined becomes equal to, or greater than, Windows usage, I'll agree with you. But up until that point, all you have is opinion and bluster.

It's the numbers dude, it's the numbers. And hard as you and others might try, Linux is a distant "also ran" at this point. It might be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but as long as all you have is words in the air and no hard usage figures to prove your position you have nothing.

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The Common Man, er Woman

Well let's see. The Linux community has been hollerin' fer years their style OS is fit for the masses. I rectum that jus ain't necessarily so huh? Of course it's not Linux's fault, nooooooooo, it's the woman's fault for being so backward and possessing such poor computer skills and not paying attention to what she was orderin'. Of course Ubuntu is a "human" OS so maybe she jus ain't fully human herself or somthin'.

The Lord must love the common person, 'cause, well, there's a world full of 'em and it just ain't gettin' no better.

I know the Linux community will fuss and fume and just have all sorts of comments that this is an isolated case an generalizations aren't invalid. Standby little Penguin, your personal devil is here. And little fellow, its number is not 666, it's 7.

Prisoner star Patrick McGoohan dies at 80

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Farewell Brother

You are now #1.

Paris Hilton website violated by Trojan-spreaders

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Trojans

I think they sell those out of machines in truck stop rest rooms for $0.50.

Paris because she already knows what a Trojan is good for.

Experts trumpet '25 most dangerous' programming errors

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@raving angry loony

As a former budget person, now retired, at one of the USofA's largest corporations, I can assure you budget is THE issue today. The truth is it has been for the last two decades if not longer. Right or wrong, low cost clerical personnel are generally the first to go closely followed by IT projects. In reality it may be a different scenario at different companies, buy IT is generally "low hanging fruit" for the accounting/budget trolls like I was.

Right or wrong, that's the way it is. Bad management is certainly a problem. But bad management tactics to help themselves look better is to "get costs out of the business" which has the effect (hopefully) of lowering expenses and raising net income, growing the company and increasing stockholder worth.

Microsoft delays first Windows 7 public beta

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Quacks

If it has webbed feet, a bill, waddles when it walks and quacks, it's a duck. For whatever reason, here is promising but not delivering. And that is Microsoft being Microsoft at it's very best. For whatever reason, promising but not delivering.

Ballmer reacquaints Microsoft with its PC past

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He's Pretty Much The Norm

This moron is incapable of seeing reality; he has risen to his level of incompetence and roosts there like so many other corporate executives. It's goons like him who have contributed so much to the global economic morass we're in.

Paris because I bet she likes a side show in the zoo's monkey house.

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I Swear I Try

I try to be politically correct and say what I want to say in "acceptable" terms, but I've just had a belly full of this worthless, subhuman, money-grubbing, low-life, maggot gagging dumb ass son of a bitch.