Posts by kain preacher

@By The Other Steve

know what owl pellets are ??Um its clear you dont. Living in a semi rural area we have lots of owls. No way in hell you can mistake an owl pellet for cat crap

Missconception

Ebay does allow porn and adult stuff. Its just hidden . You cant use paypal to pay for it either.

its under Ever thing else and Mature Audiences. Oh it there and every thing you might or might not want to see.

Excuse me

My Canadian cousin has this story about a friend (Canadian) who had lived and worked in the US for 13 years. Had a house and family and good job. He returned to Canada for a visit with all his family. When he returned the border he was refused entry because his job could be done by a US citizen. He lost his house (had to sell at below market value for a quick sale), his job. His family lost their home. How often is this being repeated at the US borders.

Sounds like the friend was deported and trying to come back in. I've never heard of Canadian be denied entry to the US unless they were previously deported or bared from entering the US based on a criminal conviction.

There are so many holes in that story its ridiculous. There are so many jobs being done by foring workers on h1b visa its outrageous. I don't here about them losing their jobs, unless it gets out sourced .

If he worked here in the US for 13 years he should of had an alien resident card .. THat means he he is legal to stay as long as he wants..

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I have a friend. She's been in US for 15 years, studied there and lives and works there. But she still cannot obtain a citizenship so is still treated as 3rd class citizen.

Again there is something she is not telling you. After five years of living she should be able to get citizenship. If not they would of deported her. There is some thing she is not telling you.

ligibility Requirements: All naturalization applicants must demonstrate good moral character. Other naturalization requirements may be modified or waived for certain applicants, such as spouses of U.S. Citizens or individuals currently serving in the United States military. Additional requirements include:

* A period of continuous residence and physical presence in the United States

* The ability to read, write and speak English

* Good moral character

* Knowledge of the principles of the U.S. Constitution

* Favorable disposition towards the United States

* Pass the United States Citizenship Test

APC UPS

-Yeah I found out that APC has weird pin out that if you use any cable other than their will shut the damn unit down. Bastards

@Why?

Cheaper than being sued or having forced gov regs -

crossing the line

As much as I might not like the women, hacking some ones e-mail is not cool. Oh yeah I hope they like visit by the SS and FBI

Captain Jamie

One better for you. about four years ago corn nuts did a major ad campaign. Theme was nut busting fun.

The ad went like this. Bust a nut at work, but a nut at the prom, bust a nut at the park.

Lets look at that again .

Bust a nut at work: I don't want to get fired

Bust a nut at the prom: I'm working on it

Bust a nut at the park: and end up on the sex offenders list..

For you people that don't get it it, google bust a nut. Make sure you are not at work

drink drive suspects

Never heard a of such a thing Heard of DUI driving while under the influence, DWI driving while impaired, in the states.

Both cover drugs and alcohol

Oh when they do you the term to refer to being drunk, they say drunk divining, or drunken driving in the states .

Hey damn it

I copy righted the phrase plug in pray© back in 1995. The Reg owe me money . Issues DMCA take down notice to the reg

@ac

If she's trying to punish the malcreant, she should be suing the mayor personally for reasonable damages. Otherwise she's ligging off the taxpayers of the burgh. The electorate should be selecting councilmen who will ensure that such bullying is subject to institutional sanction in the future.

She cant. He had the city attorney issue the take down notice, there for it was the city that did it , even though he ordered it . Her use his job to do it . The only way she coulds sue him directly is if he was convicted of criminal charges in this case.

Ok

The reg needs a contest for bad puns

Wait

I thought this was just a Civil matter . When did it become criminal?? I'm not saying copyright infringement is right , but how did this become criminal ??

How the hell can they charge him with fraud ??

Guy Ritchie's birthday bash was going on

DO you think any one was sober enough to notice ??

Geoff Kennedy

"Afterall, the peon who entered the data is probably union. The contract probably dictates that they can only type 3 characters per airport.

Changing the GUA to GYA requires a total of 7. Obviously the $321 is the union penalty owed to the employee. AA was simply passing their costs of doing business along "

That makes no sense at all except for the fact you hate unions

@Chris G

Ok then how about Jet Li or Wesley Snipes

Psssssssst

Has sex tapes of bill and Hillary. Just click here www.sucker.com

KK(K?)

Dear Mr AC. I hope you are not implying that they name it KKK or create an acronym that will cause it to be called KKK. Such a name would never sell in the US. If you were to put such a product on US stores, the store would be looted ans burned down. Look up Klu Klux Klan

Dangers of Cross Cultural Misunderstangs

Australia at least: An American actress told a story once how she did an interview show in Aus., and she told a story about her car, saying that she pulled over & popped the trunk open. She said then the audience sort of gasped.

FIXING SS

"Florida needs to be evicted from the US.. maybe we can make it a British territory again."

We're not falling for that - we've got enough problems paying our own pensions without taking on 90% of America's retirees as .

How else do you think we are going to fix social security

Isn't the UN US property?

Isn't the UN US property?

Um not the last time I checked. Just ask Russia.

Since when has the US judiciary worried overmuch about trampling over other peoples' jurisdictions? Extraterritoriality FTL...

Um US property was not involed so thats mut

So

Drugs, and child prostitution are no biggie. Show some ass on the net and get shut down.

@Solomon Grundy/The Voice of Reason

Just install a filter on his computer the blocks any thing related to the US. Start with his CPU.

C64

See now in he had one of those supper C64 web servers it would never crash, never have a HDD failure. On top of that its hack proof.

title need.

Here's another example. Supposing someone burgles the house of a Saudi prince in Kensington. Should he then be extradited to Saudi Arabia, to face Sharia punishment there, or be prosecuted here as a common burglar?

Well the house would be owned by Saudi Consulates / Embassy . If I remember international law correctly that would make it Saudi soil .

So long get use to prosthetic arms .

Anonymous Coward

clearly you have never delt with those b*****ds at the Inland Revenue.

Hmm lets compare your tax man to ours . If Bin Lauded owed baxck taxes the IRS would found him in 48 hours.

@By pctechxp

Um most banks in the US,(in fact I have not seen one yet) will let you reactivate a lost card

Whats happens

When the cloud rains ??

Cancelled

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7583337.stm

I thought

China would want the Police

Hmm

Sounds like a feature to me

wont happen

the states will need to do what they have been loth to do for decades: get together and regularize the widely varying state sales tax rules.

Um the UK will scrap the national ID cards plan first, issue a hand written apology to every one. Then they will implement a strict protocol for government employee /contractors on handling private data. One that will work. Lastly on both sides of the pond , both governments will over turn these ridiculous laws that were pass in the name of fighting terror .

NYC

There is a guy in NYC that goes around filming cops and other public officials that park illegal. Sound like if he were to do this in the UK he would be done in.

Not surprised

I mean after seeing home people her pitch a fit over color/colour labor/labour

Hmm just a thought

Could I not pay my taxes in the UK and then say hey I paid you chaps lost the records. Not my fault.

Hates bank fees

I paid for some thing in Canada (I live in the states) it cost me $14USD $5USD to have it shipped . $5USD international money conversion charge . What the hell happened to NAFT ??

Robajob

Quite. Anyone for a petition to get Sting, Alanis Morrisette and Garbage banned from the UK?

Nice to know U2 will survive .

Now on the American side c, can we get rid of Brittney sprears, Alien ant farm.

Did I read that right

Did some one compare Amy with Billie Holiday ??? you got to be kidding me

But in the end the press did tear her apart look up how her career ended

You tube

I would love to see a guy give this to his wife/GF and film the results.

@mike

They said that the system was 15 years old. So the rules could of changed. There are some details I would liked answered. Like why is it affecting a system 30 miles away.

Unnatural

looks creepy

Wish this would happen more often

Refused to clean up their act and he got stung

HMMM

So can I force adobe to sell me photo shop 5 ???

Dear goverment of the UK

My name is Chris. I'm a supplier and installer of razz or wire fences , and electric fences. It appears you have need for my services if you do plan to implement you plan to round up every one that has bad thoughts.

@micheal

What concerns me is that the state university bases their objection on the notion that this history class is slanted in its world view. The problem with this ruling is that it sets a dangerous precedent wherein publicly funded state universities have the power to decide that any or all religious group or groups' students cannot pursue higher education unless they go to a religious school, which would further entrench the slanted world view the university is concerned about. Does it make any sense to say that a university will only teach those who already know? Certainly not! As an institution of "higher"

Are you aware that State schools are accredited by a non government agency ?? They are subject to review. If they except course work that the accrediting agency deems as not not up to par they risk losing the accreditation . When that happens every one that graduated from the system has a toilet paper for a degree. Other colleges will refuse course .

So Micheal, is it a case of the State trying screw a hand full students for a religious slant or is it the state trying to keep their accreditation and not screw over thousands of students.

By Gareth

It's licences!

"S" for the verb. We're not American

US story US writer. If you dont like it tough, Dont read stories about America then I dont go around bitching about how brits spell.

Christ there is more important things in life.

webster/man from mars

Are both experiential AI bots. One runs on vista the other on linux. I let you guess which one is which.