* Posts by kain preacher

3832 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

DWP ditches Fujitsu and reappoints HP

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Fines

Fujitsu should be fined. I mean missing 3 start dates is unacceptable, an of course Fujitsu did not have the balls to say we can't do it. I do believe companies should be heavily fine for agreeing to do work that they can not .

Japanese nuke meltdown may be underway

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Recycle

France has worked out a way to recycle the used fuel rods.

Dentist cuffed for using lost credit card to pay for pizza

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lost every thing

Well if convicted he wll lose his license to pratice medicine. For his punishment he should be forced to eat little cesars pizza for a month. Then a month of dominos. Then a month of mcdonalds but make sure the mcdonalds has been left under the heat lamp for an hour before you feed it to him.

Police expert caught with abuse images

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Bull shit

So looking tat nude women makes you want to see a nude 10 year old girl ? Damn better hurry up and cover up all women so men won't sin. Men can't help it after all so the women should be punished. Lets just out law sex.

Yep looking at porn turns in to a hard core druggie that kills kittens and babies.

Any one that says or thinks looking at adult porn leads to kiddie porn needs to be locked away and put on list as vulnerable adult.

Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

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no

But I've never seen a product called word or windows. I've seen Microsoft windows , Microsoft windows 95 ,Microsoft windows 98, Microsoft windows 2000, Microsoft windows XP.

I've seen MS word oh and Word perfect.

'Wrong amount of snow' caused Heathrow chaos

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This just in

BAA sues god and nature. Since now one showed up summary judgement was given to BAA. When the CEO of BAA walked out of court her was struck 17 times my lighting. Oddly the burn patterns on his chest spells out don't f with things you dont understand. THis has sent shock waves through out the business world as CEOs offten miss with things they do not understand.

Apple to Microsoft: 'App Store name is not generic'

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Ahem

Ahem that's MS Windows and MS Office . Did we see MS go after Open Office or Star Office for using the name office ? Nope So your argument is flawed .

US Supremes trash AT&T's claims to 'personal privacy'

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@tony2heads

In the US corporations can be hauled into court and face criminal charges. At that point the company can be fined , assets seized and shut down.

Council busts breast milk ice cream parlour

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one thing to look out for

Certain drugs due leech into breast milk. Meth, SSRIs, some hypertension meds. If the milk has been tested and assured to be drug free then no problem.

Woman sentenced for breaching former employer's PCs

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@The First Dave

I would imagine that skipping out on a cab, or a restaurant bill would technically constitute breach-of-contract, again definitely not theft.

How is that not theft . You ate the food it's gone. You took some thing physical with out permission and can not give it back. Explain how that is not. For the taxi cab what you stole was time and fuel.

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Theft of Service

If I get into a taxi and don't pay what crime would you say that was. He still has the taxi. Would say thats not a form a theft. Theft in the state of California is defined as taking some thing which does not belong to you.

Ex-PM blocked Steve Jobs knighthood

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@John Dee

So you want to see millions of people homeless , penny less starving in the street ?

London man gets 5 years for YouTube terror videos

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@ ac 17:55 GMT

So you saying you have the right to threaten people? You want to you have the right to cause harm to some ?

Conviction overturned for abuse images bought from bookshop

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@John Savard

United States, the judge can't just tell the police to go away and charge the video rental chain instead

Hun ??? At any time a judge in the US can do just that. If a judge wanted to he or she could hold a prosecutor in contempt of court for bringing a stupid case to trial. At any point a judge in the US can stop a trial and tell the police and the DA to go pound sand. in the US the judge is the law in the court room. All though rare the proceeding judge on a trial can over turn a jury's guilt verdict.

Council loses USB of patient records

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Simple solution

There is software that will auto encrypt all removable media.

Slot machine serves drinks instead of money

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Is it just me

Or does it remind you of an IV additive mixing machine ?

Windows 7 service pack 1 set to lift off today

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Um

It's available now ..

Passport office loses applications

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@hplasm

Hey how dare you beat me to the punch. Some is getting ready for a serious special party.

Latvian film fan pops cap in loud popcorn eater

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a graduate of the police academy

How the hell did he passed the psychiatric test ? Sir can you stop eating so loudly . Bang F U. I'll eat as loud as I want.

SWAT team cuffs masked Dell flack for 'deadly' tablet promo

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re .308

The .308 would be from Remington Model 600. A favorite with swat snipers in the US.

oh and by the way lots of US police dept have moved on to .40 .

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luck

The guy is lucky he didn't get .308 round to the head. I'm surprised they didn't hit them with much charges .

NO-SH*T CURE FOR BALDNESS discovered by accident

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Combo pill

Viagra plus hair. the old folks homes will be rocking for sure .

Man pockets $8m running computer fraud ring

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Funny thing

In the US you have to pay Federal income tax on all income, even if it's illegal. So they can nail a drug dealer for income tax evasion if he does not pay his taxes.

Texting teenager plunges to his death

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title needed

They are really there to keep stupid people from driving off the edge. I mean would you realty expect some to just walk off the edge like lemming ?? Hey a new game car park lemmings.

TERRORISTS IN SUBMARINES menace the Free World!

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@JaitcH

You do know that the coast guard is a policing agency right ? They are only a military unit intimes of war. the coast guard job is boarder partol on the water. Oh by the way international waters various from country to country its 28 nautical miles for the US.

AOL buys Huffington Post

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No

Since it's an American company that would be Assholes on line .

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@eh

I don't know were they get their money from bu they have bill boards up here saying that they are hiring . The bill boards says come and work for us before your boss does .

Overzealous anti-paedo scheme not dead yet

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Chip and tag system

Starting in Jan 1,2012 every immigrant to the UK will need to be chipped and tagged , Aug 2, 2012 every one in the UK will need to be chipped and tagged . Tourist will only need to be chipped if they are from a friendly country .

ROBOT COP scatters LIVE GRENADES in San Francisco STREET

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Just one thing

In America if the the police dept have this robot they will use is instead of person. Unless its safer to have a human defuse the device .

Flickr thinks again about 4,000 pix loss

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$5

For an extra $5 a month we will promise not to acidentaly delete your account, except for when we do.

Government put brakes on Bribery Act

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But

The US version has no such get out of jail free option.

"Is this law in favour or against bribery"

Both. At first I thought it was a badly drafted stupid law , but then it occurred to me . Big corp gets caught and points to their policy and gets off. Little guy does the same and gets nailed . Some has plans on how to use this law.

Judge rebukes 'World's No. 1 Hacker'

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Missing info

To the first AC, we are missing info. I'm thinking that the guy is actying as his own lawyer . In American law the lawyers woukld be the one to be fined because the are the expert. If the client askes the lawyer to do some thing that is illegal or violates the rules of the court, it's the lawyers fault if they do so .

Naked Honolulu bloke rescued from garbage chute

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terroristic threat

it's a separate charge. Most places in the US were it is used, it replace the charge of make death threats. In some states like mine he could also be charged with domestic violence and intimation.

Drive-by exploit slurps sensitive data from Android phones

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are sure

It's motorola's fault. I have Motorola phone and Verizion seems to update it fairly fast.

Pothole-spotter app aims to stop arse ache

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Roads ?

You folks have roads ? Were I live the speed limit is 40 MPH but you are lucky if you can do 30MPH. The road would be better ifthe just dug it up and made it into a dirt road.

Court orders seizure of PS3 hacker's computers

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I'm thinking

Either she got paid off,blackmail or extortion .Either way look for a guy named Vinnie.

Scareware mongers cough up $8m to settle fraud charges

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if caught

If the can prove that he spent money from their crimes after this conviction it's a new charge. Also the feds can seize all asserts and make him prove that it was bought with legitimate money before getting it back.

Sat-spotters find secret payload launched by giant US rocket

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@Magnus_Pym

They use both. Which has caused a few problems when sone uses cm and some else uses inches on the same project.

Couple crash into church, curse satnav

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@Remy Redert

I think it's like the net. You know how the net allowed legions of idiots to find out there are others that think like they and they are no longer scared to say the stupid stuff they would of kept to them selfs. In the case of GPS it allows idiots to leave their houses. I believe before GPS these folks would of gotten lost and after an hour gave up. Besides I think this driver should have his mental status evaluated . How the hell could you possible think the GPS meant turn right now on to a non road and their is a building in front of you . This guy should not be allowed to walk with out another person next to him. Not his wife .

Duke Nukem Forever release date revealed

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Missing a 1.

They are missing a 1. they mean 2111.

Apple lawyers land London lawsuit on Nokia

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@ge

You do know that Apple first sued Nikoia in the US. Then Nokia sued Apple 4 other European countries. Now Apple has filled a response to Nokia's fillings in Europe, and in a country that Nokia did not file in . What both countries are now doing is filling law suits in mulptiple countries .

HP wants final probe into Hurd's departure

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HP wants to run its own independent investigation

Then that would not be an independent investigation.

New Taser made to take down angry bears, moose

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Um

Do you want to be close enough to an angry bear to use a stun gun ?

Shocked mum muzzles foul-mouthed toy mutt

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Eh ??

This yank is still trying to hear an American voice. Better question is why is this even news worthy ? Can I sue her for being stupid ?

US Eye-o-Sauron border scan tower project finally axed

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@Outsource

To late . They busted a boarder agent for harboring illegals in his house. One of the illegals was the border agents father. His father has been deported twice.

Boffins play 'Pac-Man' with tiny living organisms

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@Does this scale

you can't see the problem ? Feeding animal bags of parasites (bags of shit).

Microsoft sends Windows 7 SP1 to OEMs

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@Giles Jones

On Win 7 the have whats called any time update. Run it and it will upgrade you windows version. Of couse for a small fee. I've seen stores sell the any time upgrade for half of what M charges if you get it from them directly .

Gamers raid medical server to host Call of Duty

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Jacho

Jacho is not going to like this. Jacho is an outside org that audits hospitals in the US and they can fine the hell out of them. Then report them to the Feds for a second round of special loving.

Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

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I'm thinking

He has nothing , just trying to keep his name alive in the media.Mow it would be funny if he had some thing on Steve Jobs or Ballmer .

Now if he chokes on his corn flakes or his caught with extreme porn , I'll admit I was wrong.

Mum arrested for seducing teen on Xbox Live

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in the US

Most places it statutory rape, but some states have laws that say if you are under 16 and it's more than a 5 year difference it's rape.