* Posts by kain preacher

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kain preacher

wow

On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg).[6]

Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc.[1]

When asked if her bust size causes her back pain, she replied that it does not if she keeps up with exercise. Her favorite authors are Ha Jin, Anne Rice and Charles Dickens.[1]

kain preacher

String implants NSFW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants

kain preacher

Um thats scared me

Thats not porn thats a mutant alien trying to eat her.

Google floats monthly subscriptions to Chrome OS notebooks

kain preacher

EULA

Any thing you do on this laptop is ours. Disabling the web cam so we can not spy on you is violation of the EULA.

New graphics engine imperils users of Firefox and Chrome

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Funny people in here

CERT issues a warning against FF but it must be FUD they must be a MS shill. CERT turns around and says that active X on SCADA systems is a danger and not a peep. So it's not that you folks don't believe CERT you just will only believe things when it's against MS but if it's against OSS it's fud 100% of the time .

Broadband leads to drug abuse, say US boffins

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There will NEVER be a WAR on PRESCRIPTION Drugs....

Um yeah there is . Its targeted at the Dr and Patients. Narcotics are regulated by the DEA and any CII rugs that are prescribed have to be written on a special tamper proof script pad. To the people people who think it's about getting money for the Dr you are wrong. If you think it's about the pharmacy to make money you even more wrong . By the time you toss insurance in there about %50 of the drugs are sold at a lose. Thats why you rarely see independent pharmacies in the US now . What cause this was the war on drugs and t hen was expanded to state side and crazy rules.

Back ground. Most folks don't know that the war on drugs was originally about US military personal getting high in Vietnam. What happened was a major over reaction by Nixon and the late 60's early 70 ushered in some new fangled anti drug laws designed to protect us from the undesirables.

Northants cops blow up suspicious school play prop

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and

the cops will immediately think it's a real bomb trying to be disguised . At such time you will be detained, beaten and water boarded till you voluntary give a confession and give up the rest of your terror cell.

Mentally ill file-sharer had 'low self-esteem'

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To the nay sayers

You are missing a good point.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2011/05/10/acslaw_ico_fine/ This criminal was let off small fine for not have the ability to pay . If thats the case why can't depression be valid reason not to pay. His transgressions were 100x greater than any thing she could of done, but he only pays 1000 pounds .

ACS:Law fined for data breach

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Wow

Thats some twisted logic there . How can you say that this was pro pirate article . There is no proof that ACS was even targeting pirates but just people who might of had an IP address. More like a crooked cop shaking people down . But lets go with the bad cop analogy. Are saying that people can't be happy that a crooked cop is off the streets with out supporting crime ? All I'm asking is to show me one case were ACS even took a person to court, oh wait the didn't. People are even questioning if they had standing to sue, and by people I mean judges and other lawyers .

So please tell me how people cheering that shake down artist is gone is supporting piracy ?.

White van men swipe British black bees

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ok some one had to say it

Has any one here asked our Ms Bee? Paging Sarah.

Nude gardener's arse hauled into court

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Second Crime

Were I live at the neighbors would of been done in for using a telephoto lens to spy into some one back yard and doing it from the second story.

PC rental store hid secret spy hardware in laptop, suit says

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Wow

I hope they take the company to the cleaners .

Hacker pwns police cruiser and lives to tell tale

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Um Folks

The device had the pass word hard coded . What can the admins do at that point ? The kit is bought by higher ups .

Cops hunt man who befouled drugstore's cough drop stash

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@Mayhem

"I can't think of many reasons to get a prescription for an "uncontrolled substance", those are called over the counter medicines for a reason."

um no . Try again. Controlled substances are usual CII-CV drugs in the US, Some over the counter drugs such as certain cough meds are controlled substance and require you to be over 18 to buy. Controlled substances almost always refers to narcotics or drugs that can get you high in the US. Exceptions are drugs like anabolic steroids.

Hacker cops to payment card fraud worth more than $36m

kain preacher

assets recovery

Here in America we can seize every thing you have and make you prove you bought with legit funds. Here is the kicker. After he is released from prison, if they can prove that he is spend the moneys from this crime he goes back to jail.

Google Linux servers hit with $5m patent infringement verdict

kain preacher

In America

You have to file suit in the state and county of residence or place of business. Other wise you file your case 1200 miles away from the person and screw them.

World's Biggest Pac-Man keeps growing

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ff 3.6.11

works fine here /

Cops refuse to say if they secretly snarf cellphone data

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@NoneSuch

"If you record the cell tower ID and the signal strength to it, you can calculate the phones range to that tower within a dozen meters. If you add a second and third tower you can triangulate your phones "

Were I live at they have mapped out the distance each cell tower will transmit to a phone. The didn't do this with some theoretical formula but actually had people walk. drive till they moved onto another tower. So the police now know if you are connected to a certain tower you have to be with in this range. A few years back some jack ass politician was trying to force altimeters in cell phones.

New double-barrelled Taser unveiled

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I have one question

Of these 500 deaths can you tell me how many of those folks did not have drugs in their system ? Reason for that is there is a thing cal stressed induced heart attack because of drugs. Cops have chased guys that were high and they drop dead. Usually stressed induced heat attacks happen after some sort of physical struggle plus drugs in your system. SO with out knowing they under lying causes you can't say it was strictly the tasers fault . Far as I know I've never heard of any one dying from tasers that didn't have drugs in their system.

Police head-cam TV show debuts in US

kain preacher

Alpha

The TV show cops do not pay police dept to films, nor do the police have veto powers over what gets shown.

kain preacher

In America

The TV show cops has gotten a some cops in deep trouble. As result some police agencies wont let cops film them.

Officials scoop up bacteria bubbling away in Playboy hot tub

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Sick Bastards

So there were sick bastards at the playboy mansion ? What's the big deal? Hey wait you mean sick people that didn't have STDs , hmm this does need investigating.

Feds commandeer botnet, issue 'stop' command

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Why

People are asking why they just don't remove the virus . It's not a legal reason as you need permission to sue the US federal government . Here is a better reason why. Lets say they remove the virus and it borks a few government computers /servers , now I never said which government. Lets say it nukes an NHS server . How many people would say the NHS deserved it verse how many people would say how big , bad and evil the US is. That the US is trying to kill UK citizen. You might even get a MP calling it an act of war. Now instead of the UK lets say it hits a few government computers in North Korea, China, Russia or favorite middle east country that hates the west .

FCC forces data roaming on US wireless giants

kain preacher

Socialists ?

And hospitals should not be forced to take people with out health insurances. People that Visit the UK should not be able to call the police when they need help, because they don't pay taxes.

What's with republicans view that the world should be deregulated at all cost and then bail the industry out when the do some thing stupid and then blame the democrats.

David define for me what you think socialism is and why it is bad.

MYSTERY of huge Canadian chicken-shed EXPLOSION

kain preacher

@Foul play

It was to easier.

You know I'm thinking of this song by dead prez.

Once upon a time

There was a very serious situation growing

There was a farmer and a farmyard filled with animals

And this is the story of their times

Verse 1

Old man sammy had a farm

Walked the land with the wife

Most of the time shit was calm

His whole life was maintained off the everyday labor

From the mules in the field to the cattle in the stable

This is how we kept food on this table (maxing)

You would have he was disabled by the way he be relaxing

Acting like mr. magnificent

But the animals were thinking something different

The sentiment was tension in the barnyard

Throughout the years they had been through mad drama

With the farmer, word is bond

And they all came to one conclusion

They argued there was no way they'd ever be free

If it was up to humans

Therefore the only course left was revolution which was understandable

And since the pigs promised to lead in the interest of all the animals

They planned a full attack

Under the leadership of hannibal

The fattest pig in the pack

The next morning on the farm

Everything was calm

Just before dawn

But before long

The sun got so hot it made the farm seem electric

Now check it

This is when that shit got hectic

Directed by hannibal, the animals attacked

Old sam was in a state of shock

And fell up on his back

And dropped his rifle

Reaching in vain

Each and every creature from the field at his throat

Screaming "kill, feel the pain."

Chorus

This is the animal in man

This is the animal in you

This is the animal in man

Coming true (2x)

Verse 2

After they ran the farmer off the farm

The pigs went around and called a meeting in the barn

Hannibal spoke for several hours

But when talks about his plans for power

That's when the conversation turned sour

He issued an offical ordinance to set

If not a pig from this day forth then you insubordinate

That's when the horses went buckwild

One of them shouted out

"you fraudulent pigs, we know your fucking style!"

Hannibal's face was flushed and pale

All the animals eyes full of disgust and betrayal

He felt the same way sam felt

They took his tongue out of his mouth

And cut his body up for sale, for real

You better listen while you can

Its a very thin line between animal and man

When hannibal crossed the line they all took a stand

What would have done?

Shook his hand?

This is the animal in man

Russian Vostok capsule sells for $2.9m

kain preacher

Needs glasses

I read it as Russian Vodka capsule sells for $2.9m.

That's some damn good vodka.

RadioShack gun giveaway: A clarification

kain preacher

population of California

36,961,664. So your math is is slightly off, but good enough for gov. work.

'Thickest burglar' leaves passport at scene of raid

kain preacher

ward of the state

This person is to stupid not to be supervised at all times .

Leicester unloses key data

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I know what happened

Some wanted a USB stick and snagged it. They had no idea what was on it till some one said some thing.

If that is not the case you need to do a real investigation. Cause the other possibility is that it did leave the building and the thief knows how stupid the council is .

Halifax cuts investment accounts off from the web until April 2012

kain preacher

Cheatum & scruw yu.

well come to the bank of Cheatum & scruw yu. ATM fee £ 2.5. Bank teller fee £ 10. fee to see a manger £ 25. Inter net baking fee £ 10 a month . Yes I see you are upset about not having access to internet banking. No I can not waiver the monthly access fee for internet banking. Yes I know it will be down for a year. Here call this number to complain. It will cost you 99p a minute to call, Don't try and call it from a cellar phone as most cell phone companies block the number . If your cellar company is silly enough to let you call us it will be $10 access fee plus $10 connection fee and a $10 termination fee. Yes these fees are in USD $ and as your bank we will be charging you £ 2.55 charge for monetary conversion fee per transaction. Each fee is considered a septate transaction . We will be charging you £5 for every £100 you with draw. £50 to close out your account. Failure to pay these fees and we will report you for position of extreme porn. Thank you and have a bad day.

SCO trading suspended in US

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2020

it's the year 2020 and duke nukem forever has just come out and SCO is dead finally well sort of . Um no. The next duke nukem video game will be him trying to kill SCO, or is that more in line with resident evil ?

McAfee recovers from Sesame Street email filter mix-up

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@rag on Scooby-Doo.

A pot head the eats dog food and company that tries and serves you dog food. In both cases you would have to be high to eat the dog food. You don't see the comparisons?

kain preacher

muppets

Hey the muppets were funny and served a purpose . Don't compare these clowns to the muppets.

Try fraggle rock or scooby doo.

Judge hits police with massive bill over false Operation Ore charges

kain preacher

Why

I'm dead serious when I say why shouldn't the death penalty apply here. I know people in the UK tend not to like and think it's barbaric, but lives were destroyed in ways that can not be fixed,and this was done to further some ones career with a known lie. The damage done to those that were innocent was barbaric. Being falsely accused of being a pedophile is a life sentence, for some it was a death sentence.

Email compromised at Epsilon

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Damn it

lets name the list of folks that sent me e-mails.

Bank of America

Target

Robert Half

Us Bank

Who the hell does not use this clown outfit ?

Ofcom forced to publish tests on dodgy radio kit

kain preacher

PLC and America

Sure PLC are sold in America, but most DSL providers do not support them . When I was at ATT we told the customer the must unplug them before we will give support. PLC were shown to slow down DSL under certain conditions . You get enough PLC in an apartment and you can destroy DSL and radio .

Men at Work lose Down Under plagiarism appeal

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Statute of limitations

DO they not exist in Oz ?? Even in the US this would of gotten tossed and the lawyers hand slapped ,

Google to NASA: Open source will not kill you

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google earth

I wounder were they get their data from?

Google: NASA you need to make us money

NASA: Why

Google: if not we will bad mouth.

NASA: falls out laughing. You think the nerds,geeks and science will believe you over us .

Google: They might.

NASA: Snickers yep and MS might become the worlds largest supplier of free OS.

FBI asks for help to crack mystery code in 12-year-old murder case

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what the code means

He create a machine to record the thoughts of politicians. What you see are there thoughts transcribed on paper. So what the FBI has been trying to crack or the thoughts process of a politician.

Apple plays whack-a-dev after WWDC sellout

kain preacher

scam

might be a bit leery of the fact that the guy is giving you a phone number in NYC. Sure he could just be visiting but that just makes me suspicious/ We ll there is all so the fact that most of these things turn out to be a scam .

Santander blames Firefox 4 for website fail

kain preacher

35,000

This same bank mixed up 35,000 statements. "when you pay peanuts you get monkeys" I thought this was just a saying but now I'm not sure . Watch out for the monkey flinging crap .

BlackBerry bans drink-drive apps

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@Tom_`

Or add false reports of checkpoints on some routes and put real checkpoints on the obvious alternate routes, so you can catch loads of drunk drivers that think they're going the 'clever' way.

Problem with that is some states require that check points be published. Other wise it could be said that the cops are stopping you with out cause . Saying but we are checking ever one does not count.

Mac OS X daddy quits Apple

kain preacher

@ Uhmm, yeah

"...it's called a "Non-compete Agreement".

Welcome to Business 101. Please take your seats."

But lets first have a geography and law lessons. He is in California . In California non compete clause are not valid .

Apple Mac OS X: A decade of Ten

kain preacher

Power shell

Is now included with windows 7 premium or better .

Big union loving for AT&T's T-Mobile plan

kain preacher

Jar of lube ?

Mate I think you will find that jar of lube has diamond dust in it. Check the label,it's designed for deep penetration Do you think they will make the bending over any less painful ? Nope they will make it as painful as possible and send you pictures every so often . Then take you out for day old McDonald.

AT&T ends illicit handset tethering

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@Verizon did this ages ago

Really , cause when I plugged my laptop into my Verizon cell phone and opened up fire fox I got redirected to page asking me to pay $49.99 a month for tethering . Oh and have you looked for tethering programs in the market place? Cause programs like easy tether pro allows you to do tethering with out the $49.99 a month plan. So far Verizon has not complained .

Duke Nuke teases with sapphic siblings

kain preacher

Hey

Detox will happen. Besides Nukem Forever will be banned in the UK and down under.

Actress meets feds investigating nude photo Gmail hack

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@BarryBob

If meets the criteria yes . How do you know that the FBI only does this for celbs. Stop and think about it . Is it that the FBI only does it for celbs or that the news media only reports about celbs.

Here is a hint I know some that had their e-mail hacked and the feds did get involved. It was one of the nastiest divorce/custody cases you could think of . Actually his email being hacked and the feds getting involved help him out alot .

FTC sanctions behavioural ads firm over deceptive 'opt-outs'

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Hey

Atleast they did some thing about it. Look at Phorm.

Gov and ISPs clash over informal policing of net

kain preacher

one question

Were do these bat shit insane politicians come from ? How do they get power ?

Ok so that's 2 questions . But seriously what's with the west and letting nutty politicians have power . Seems like this folks want to put a chip in your head that can track you and block you from seeing harmful things. I mean these folks are starting to make Kim Jong-il look sane.