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UK copyright troll weeps, starts 20-week stretch in the cooler for beating up Uber driver

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20 weeks ?? More like 5-10 years. he could of easily killed a guy by stomping on his head. You get more time for DUI or shop lifting.

Hell they gave non violent hacker 2 years.

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If we can't fix this printer tonight, the bank's core app will stop working

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ATT logo is the death star.

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TRUMP: ICANN'T EVEN! America won't hand over internet control to Russia on my watch

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I mean after he loses.

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We are praying after the election ever one will forget about him.

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2,000 year old man found dead near 2,000 year old computer

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He was on hold with tech support, now he will lose his place in line.

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HP Inc's rinky-dink ink stink: Unofficial cartridges, official refills spurned by printer DRM

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Re: My printer not HP's

But crap load of people would, THey would not equated putting crap in the printer as their fault. They would be like HP is crap because it wound not use they cheap defective cartridges.

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Want a Dell printer? Unlucky – they've just stopped selling them

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I think the branded lexmarks was in the inkjet printers. Dell does not sell inkjet in the states. They sell cannon.

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Interesting. The American page for dell still has them for sale so does the Aussie site. But if you got to the Aussie site you have to go search for it. The American site has it on the front page.

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Googler mad over cop scrap

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Look on you tube. If the cops think you are against them you are having going to have a bad day. Cops do not like being exposed.

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Luxe cable crimper

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So how do I get my own infomercial on the reg disguised as an article ?

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Student charity's ex-IT boss in the cooler for stealing $1.3m through fake tech contracts

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Re: it gets worse

You know I really wanted to argue with you but in combination with his first name Slim chance that he is not black.

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Re: Stealing from a charity..

I'm torn between having work 12 hour shifts 7 days a week on hell desk or 12 hour 7 day shifts at walmart .

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HP Ink buys Samsung's printer business for a BILLION dollars

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Do these printers catch fire ?

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'Oi! El Reg! Stop pretending Microsoft has a BSOD monopoly!'

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Last time I got BSOD was do to hardware issue.

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'Jet blast' noise KOs ING bank's spinning rust servers

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Re: So the BOFH missed a bet?

You mean 260db. Lets liquefy the poor chap.

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What's wrong with FM-200

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Airbag bug forces GM to recall 4.3m vehicles – but eh, how about those self-driving cars, huh?

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Re: Process is far too slow

Hydrochloric acid is you friend. I see your point. I'll leave 20 C*O behind to do the eating.

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Re: Process is far too slow

Well only grind up 50% them then.

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Re: Process is far too slow

What did dogs do to you ? Nope grind them up and feed them to each other.

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Wait, wait – I got it this time, says FCC as it swings again at rip-off US TV cable boxes

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Re: ...expose customer data

Blink, what do you think U verse is ? It's TV and internet over standard cat3 copper.

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Florida Man's prized jeep cremated by exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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Mission impossible

This phone will self destruct.

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Most American made cars will power the aux with the care powered off.

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Re: I only know because I read the reg

It made the news in the US. Pops asked me if I had that phone.

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You're guilty but broke, judge tells Wash.io – the 'Uber of laundry'

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If they are truly that broke, then seize all asset and liquidate them,. Of course I would also love to to see the PHB liquidated to.

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FCC goes over the top again to battle America's cable-box rip-off

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What I hate is that on every cable company/sat BBC America is always on higher tier package. All I want is Dr who and few other shows.

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Sysadmins: Poor capacity planning is not our fault

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Re: "get senior management to take the issues seriously"

Might I suggest a .41 mag pr 10mm ?

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Bloke accused of Linux kernel.org hack nabbed during traffic stop

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just make him take 12 months of verbal abuse from linus.

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Is it time to unplug frail OpenOffice's life support? Apache Project asked to mull it over

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Re: Word Perfect?

I'm odd I like try no man stream things like Be OS on the PC.

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Just to try some thing different I install word perfect trial . My god it's more ass backwards then a Drunken install of OO. Standard edition cost more than office home and business with less functionality then LO.

Oh the high end of word perfect cost they same as the highest end of MS

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Lindsay Lohan's Grand Theft Auto V cartoon case kicked out of court

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Re: The never ending hypocracy of the progressive liberal never ceases to amaze.

Wait when did Destroy All Monsters become a liberal commie bastard ? oh wait my both Liberals and Conservatives both can see a bullshit law suit a mile away. All of my democrat and republicans friends would love to see the end of bullshit lawsuits.

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Re: Looks like Lohan?

So you mean you would not have sex wit that women in that picture ? She is smoking hot. Of course I'm drunk. Smoked a pound of weed. Just downed some molly and xtc plus Vicodin lsd, pcp, shrooms and shit load of phyc meds

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Exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phablets recalled immediately

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I was looking at a mother board with USB C, but I think I'll pass on the thermal nuclear port.

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A plumber with a blowtorch is the enemy of the data centre

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They DO.

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Re: Building Codes

Then how do you move data between buildings ?Optical cables? Wi FI ?

OH and what about coaxial cables in apartments ?

Now I know what is a no no in most cites in California is laying wire over pipes .

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I don't know how it is in the UK be here state side the sparky union has a specialty for communication and data cabling. No I would not hire a regular union sparky to do cabling. I've seen the work those union cabling guys do. Cut to length, color coordinate, OCD cable management and labeling the ends.

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We want GCHQ-style spy powers to hack cybercrims, say police

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What's the worst that can happen? SO the UK gets a time share condo in Cuba

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Hewlett Packard Enterprise in talks to offload software, asking for '$8bn to $10bn'

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Re: Sounds like a good deaal to me

Not if you make some excel cells hidden accidentally of course.

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Surge pricing? How about surge fines: Pennsylvania orders Uber to cough up $11.4m

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In California you can buy hard liquor with groceries between 10pm and 12am depending on the city.

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SETI searchers: We still haven't found what we're looking for

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I heard in the early 70's we actually were able to call aliens. Three days later they blocked our number .

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FAA powers up an invisible hand, groping the skies for rule-busting biz drones

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Re: Drone bullets

tracers can get you in deep shit same with ap rnds.

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Our pacemakers are totally secure, says short-sold St Jude

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Insider trading is much different in the US then in the UK. Insider trading is if you have information that is not available to the general public that can affect the share prices and is used to make money off the information. It does not require you to work for the company. IE you find out that a product is about to be labeled defective. The gov is going to issue a recall before making it public.

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That's called insider trading. The feds can go after them

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Baltimore cops: We flew high-res camera planes to film your every move

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"That's not the only unusual detail: the cost of the program – described as "Google Earth with Tivo" – was covered by a Texas billionaire, something that critics say was a useful way for the police to avoid having to ask permission to carry out the surveillance"

Um that's not true if you are acting on the behave or and gent of the police you need permission.

IE the local plod thinks that some is using FEDex to ship drugs and asked fedex to open up said package they would need a warrant. If fedex did it on it's own then that would be legal. If this was not true the police could ask people to break into some house to look for evidence.

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Re: Michael Brown

SCOTUS says you can;t shoot a person just for running.

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Microsoft can't tell North from South on Bing Maps

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So are we going to see Godzilla attack Melbourne or Perth ?

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Could of been worse. They could of put Oz next to Florida.

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Shopped in an Eddie Bauer store recently? Your card's probably gone. It's just gone

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Simple way to stop it. When there is a breach the companies can not process cards for 90 days. Failure to disclose with in 30 days of the breach will result in a fine of $5000 for every day over 30 days per customer.

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You shrunk the database into a .gz and the app won't work? Sigh

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I got one better for you. I was traveling on this road. lets Call it 1st. Now first street has the destination of north on one side and south on the other side. Now when you cross over to the next city it's east and west, and no there is no sign letting you know you changed cities.

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Re: Backup tapes...

Jim I would follow you thought process except for it was right before an audit.

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Re: Replace tape

Could it be that most of the negatives I've seen about Obama and hillary are from a few rabid posters her that post made up stuff ? I mean if you want to slag off on Hillary for using a personal email serve by all means do it, but dont act like she was the first or because all dems are corrupt. Just remeber Collin powel used AOL.

I for one wished that Obama had not chicken out and did not make weed legal or pardon Snowden. I would also like for him to say that Julian will not be prosecuted. If nothing more than to then deflate Julian's ego.

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