* Posts by kain preacher

3832 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Oh you mean a hug my self jacket. I think he is projecting and really means that he blames his parent for not protecting him from like men.

I really want to call h m a cock sucker but that would be an insult to cock suckers.

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"They want to tell your children it is 'ok to be gay' even if you as a parent work diligently and carefully to put your child on a hetrosexual path." Wait is just me or are the ysaying one has to be forced to be hetro ? Are they saying sexual orientation is a choice.

Intel AMT bug bit Siemens industrial PCs

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Re: Recall ?

And in the third corner class action lawyers lining up to say hey we will look out for you the little guy. I have a funny feeling that intel is going to help some attorneys fund their 2nd or 3nd house and swimming pool full of cash. And that's just on this side of the pond. No telling what the EU might do. I do believe the phrase not fit for purpose comes to mind.

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Recall ?

You hear that? That is he sound of activist investors getting ready so sue intel if they do a recall. I do believe carl icahn owns stock in intell.

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Re: If the vulnerablity cannot be removed by software

Only for the big customers if any. You have atom chips that that die at random. Borked chip sets for broad band modems. Oh and the cherry on the top. Chips that can be hacked going back 8 plus years. Time to ban Intel from military contracts.

Linux 4.12 kernel lands: 'Go forth and use it' quoth Linus Torvalds

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Re: Ryzen works if you have a recent kernel

from, I've read any from ubuntu version 16.10 and older has issues with ryzen. That includes Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS. With the last two version of ubuntu I've had issues on AMD chips. I'm still having issues with the latest version of ubuntu on my Ryzen system. It does not all ways boot into it and when it goes to sleep it does not wake up. So I don't know why that AC was down voted.

Male escort says he gave up IT to do something more meaningful

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But hew wants to fuck people happy and silly, not stupid and pissed off.

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Re: He should have become an IT consultant...

But he wants to look the people in the face that he screws.

Fresh cotton underpants fix series of mysterious mainframe crashes

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cat tazzer ?

Kaspersky repeats offer: America can see my source code

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I'm thinking this has nothing to do with kasperky having back doors, No I'm thinking kick backs and bribes

Photobucket says photo-f**k-it, starts off-site image shakedown

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Lets see, go daddy is offering cheap 100gb if data hosting for three years prepaid at $215 and that L and them doing back up for you. Oh and office 360 mail. $251 gets you unlimited data unlimited websites

Latest Windows 10 Insider build pulls the trigger on crappy SMB1

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Re: Someone please take out all the plebs infesting MS and shoot them.

No Windows XP SP3 with 512 megs of ram and Norton set to do a full scan on boot up. followed by some asinine start up script written by BOFH who family is being held ransom.

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Re: Yawn

I don't know what they did in the creators update but my HP printer stopped working. Opening up certain folders takes for ever and some times locks the system up. We are talking about less than 30 files in the folder.

Murderous Uber driver 'attacked passenger and the app biz did nothing. Then he raped me'

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Tough tittys. In places like California if a cabbie is reported, the company must take him out of service till the complaint is proven false..

Florida Man to be fined $1.25 per robocall... all 96 million of them

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Re: Punishment

No 90,000 kicks to the ball

Heaps of Windows 10 internal builds, private source code leak online

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Hmm slip and fall scam.

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Is this an accident ?

PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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He took a shit and so did the computer.

pss ever wounder what El reg would be like if they censored naughty words ? Yes I'm drunk. Next question

Cheeky IT rival parks 'we're hiring' van outside 'vote Tory' firm Storm Technologies

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That did not happen in the state of Washington when the raised the minimum wage to $15.

Lordy! Trump admits there are no tapes of his chats with Comey

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Re: Oh well

Dubya is like an you guys shitted on me why? Oh and think America owes Dan Quayle an apology for calling hims stupid and ignorant of politics.

US Air Force resumes F-35A flights despite not knowing why pilot oxygen systems failed

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Re: Procurement Choices and Pork

You mean like how tanks keep on being bought even though the Army says we don't need them?

You can't take the pervs off Facebook, says US Supreme Court

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Hun were did you get that idea. If that was the case they would not be required to register and notify the police. In places like California failing to register can get you civil committed to the phyc ward up to 180 days.

Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist

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I had a client fry three HDD that way. Then I had another client that killed her computer by being a chain smoker and putting it in a cabinet. She was pissed when I told her warranty was void. Then I had a client that thought I was an idiot. I went out five times to replace a faulty HDD. Thing is they kept on giving me refurbished HDD. Oh the equally fun part about replacing a customers HDD is when they ask about their data. All those missing photos and emails.

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Weirdest problem I've ever heard was with a printer switch. A college of men was dispatch. to fix a printer that would not turn on. This was an old ball printer made by some french company. He called me for help as a fresh set of eyes. The logic board was replaced, power supply and switch replace. I finally deiced to take the entire printer apart to trace wires. What did I find? The switch was wired to a relay that was powered by a 9volt battery. The battery had died. That's some deep BOFH at work there. Kind of like the arcade machines that held the game code in ram and when the on board battery died the machine was bricked.

British Airways poised to shed 1,000 jobs to Capita

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Can we some how roll SAP and oracle into this deal ? I want to see this reach critical mass and explode.

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Joke

What's the worst that could happen ?

Currys PC World given a spanking for misleading laptop savings ads

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Re: PC World still exists?

LSD version ?

It's 2017 and Microsoft is still patching Windows XP+ – to plug holes exploited by trio of leaked NSA weapons

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Re: MS still cleaning up after Windows XP

They sent it to the vet to be put down, but it escaped .

Intel to Qualcomm and Microsoft: Nice x86 emulation you've got there, shame if it got sued into oblivion

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I'm sure AMD would even be willing to give that tech for free in exchange for MS optimizing their code to run on AMD chips.

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Re: Tough Times at Santa Clara

Re: 4 small chips = 1 big chip ... If this was true then the world would have been full of Muti-Chip-Modules many decades ago: And its not :-)

Power PC Is.

I fought Ohm's Law and the law won: Drone crash takes out power to Silicon Valley homes

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Re: Taking the war home...

In the US non of the power grids are linked.

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Re: Taking the war home...

Um that would blow up Canada's power grid as the two are inter linked.

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Yes turns out all 4 black males were on lunch from NASA.

pss Black people make up less than 3% in the area

Teen texted boyfriend to kill himself. It worked. Will the law change to deal with digital reality?

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with a judge approval in can be charged as an adult as low as 13 in some states. At 16 it's questionable but at 17 if you do any serious or violent crime expect to be charged as an adult in the US.

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Re: Too bad for her the Nazis are defunct nowadays

Her her psyche eval was never completed. The person doing now will need decades of therapy after spending that much time in a room with her.

HPE to staff: 'We are permanently clipping your costs'

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Dear valued assets err associates um employees. HP will now be charging a $5 cover charge to enter the cafeteria. Please member only approved eating utensils are allowed in the cafeteria. These eating utensils can be purchased in the lobby or the cafeteria. Please note that at the beginning of next month we will be charging for toilet papers. 15 cents per squared inch. oh and do not forget to purchase electricity before coming to work.

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Re: International travel

Um what if they have to go to Canada ? Depending on were you are in the US that's not even a day trip but just an hours travel.

DUP site crashes after UK general election

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Re: Dumbos

I thought that was covered by saying Christian nutters ??

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Against same sex unions check.

Against abortion check.

Sprinkle in a bit of Christianity and some nutters and the DUP could be the UK equivlant of republicans.

Nuns chastise Google and Eric names Larry greatest human alive

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Re: Nuns

Yes they are real nuns. Oh they piss a shit load of people off when then went in to a catholic church and took communion.

Live blog: Fired FBI boss spills the beans to US Senate committee

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but OpenGov would put lobbyist,lawyers ,liars and thieves out of work.

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Re: Tapes?

Those tapes are corrupted. We will just have to rebuild it from the ground up.

Please do not scare the pigeons – they'll crash the network

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call in the cleaners as my contract does not involve bio waste.

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Re: Interesting.

Actually yes there is a need to need to get four or five pipe hitting mother f***s and get medieval on them. Channeling Vhing rhames now.

Yes I know that's not the exact quote but I don't think el reg will let me say it.

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Re: Interesting.

Ahem ticket masters charged my mom a printing surcharge. She printed the fucking tickets out her self. Ticketmaster makes Ryanair look like armatures when it comes to needless surcharges .

Forcing digital forensics to obey 'one size fits all' crime lab standard is 'stupid and expensive'

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I could see 17025 being an defense attorney wet dream.

Walmart workers invited to shuttle packages

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Re: Let me know...

Guns are the one thing you can not just ship in the US.l It has to go to gun dealer.

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With all the complicated laws with us states moving an apple into California is a crime even if the apple was grown there.

You cant even move the apple from southern California to northern California. They have produce check points on the freeway.

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Re: Let me know...

THe hell the don't

Hotel guest goes broke after booking software gremlin makes her pay for strangers' rooms

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I don't get why people think that you have no protection on debit cards in the US. You fill out a form and they will put the money back while they investigate.