* Posts by Tony Paulazzo

1099 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Feb 2008

Windows 8 to ship with built-in malware protection

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My Optional Title (now I don't have to, I can't stop myself)

Isn't that too little too late now we've got BIOS munching malware?

Actually installed the developers preview on my HP touch smart laptop and not hating it yet, except, how are you supposed to exit those (fullscreen) apps solely through touch? only way I've found so far is to re engage keyboard and alt tab out (the tx2 hides the keyboard away under the touch screen), also the pen text recognition feels a bit sensitive, but early days I guess.

I look forward to playing with it more and that has to be a good sign.

Big Music trumpets ‘Cliff Richard’ term extension

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>Copyright laws exist in all civilized countries to protect art.<

Or... Extended copyright laws exist to maintain the rotting corpse of a few giant entertainment consortiums who manipulate politicians for their own gains - kind'a like bankers don't want oversight committee's watching what they're doing, or politicians liking to claim ridiculous expenses.

Very few musicians see returns on their albums after a couple of years, maybe a few long lived ones, the Rolling Stones, Bowie, Cliff etc.

The entire system is corrupt to it's core.

Artists create art because an itch forces them to.

Why Android houses should give Google the 'fork you'

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Optional Title - I like it...

But Amazon has a huge stock of books, films, music, ecomics etc, plus its own app store to sell you stuff to put on the hardware, Samsung et al doesn't.

Also, stop being so down on Google, being an advertising corporation they're about the last company on Earth not screwing the consumer, and I like Android (well, with the HTC overlay at least).

In one way, the Apple litigation thing might work for Samsung as they're bound to come out with something truly special in the the second iteration, special enough to blow Apple out of the water - one can hope...

Would you be seen dead with a shopping computer?

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So for $350

They could throw in a 'free' Kindle for ebook consumption, I'd still buy it. Also, how come everybody knows that Amazon haven't given 'something' back to Google for their 'forked' android version. A nod and a wink and a scratched back do wonders for business.

Microsoft delivers 'copy Apple' Windows 8 message

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>a ribbon interface designed to make it easier to find popular actions and commands<

I wouldn't hate an intelligent ribbon; for eg, I use insert picture, insert date & time, find & replace, and various other commands that are all on different tabs. What the program should do is note which command I use most often and group them on one tab (or, you know, give me the option), because what I loathe is having to change a tab for one command then have to change back to the home tab to italicise something.

>The predictions of easy money based on the concept that all you had to do was build a "better" tablet<

Er, which nobody has actually yet done, the Notion Ink had the right idea, include a QI screen (or whatever it was called), and rotatable camera and basically trying to innovate, whereas everyone else simply tried to ape Apple (even by not adding in a cheap SD slot and charging Apple prices), or using a lesser screen - even confusing the market with different Android versions, some good for tablets, some not... or requiring you send your tablet back for a 4g upgrade, promises that Flash would be working in a future update, or one that had no working email (sorry, didn't realise the sentence was gonna turn into a bullet list).

It would be nice to believe that Microsoft are looking at the long game here, two UIs for two types of devices, slow but sure hardware to market, but Balmer is a clusterfuck of the first order and, like others have mentioned, the WinPhone UI looks like a 'My first phone' attempt at design.

God, I hope Amazon have put some real thought and energy and innovation into their coming tablet.

Last ever batch of TouchPads isn't coming to Blighty

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Global village my fecking arse!

One last production run for TouchPad

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I was kind'a hoping this move would make some of the other manufacturers sit up and take notice, and do some drastic price cutting, but nothing yet.

Staples are selling the Transformer for £358 (UK) with the keypad, drop another ton off that and I'm in - the transformer also includes an SD slot so you're not constrained by the devices built in storage limitation.

Seven lessons from the HP Touchpad fire sale

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Crazy thing is, they're still selling at £230 on Ebay and Amazon. If HP had dropped the price to £250 I reckon they would still have sold, at much less of a loss and actually created a webOS market (I'd a probably bought one at that mark down).

Apple shares drop after Jobs resignation

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>In his new role as Chairman of the Board, Steve will continue to serve Apple with his unique insights, creativity and inspiration.<

Quote from Ars Technica

Damn, so still no Flash, and I missed out on the HP Touchpad firesale (did that even really happen?) - still n all, the Lenovo Thinkpad looks quite nice with pen and finger input - also has an SD slot which I consider quite important.

Logitech unwraps fold-away keyboard for iPad

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I clicked because I thought it was gonna be a bendable roll up job where you just bluetoothed it when you had to write an essay, but that looks designed to be used pretty much all the £90 time, thus negating the tablets £400 fondly existence - buy a notebook.

Harvey Norman drops HP’s TouchPad

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Mushroom

Screw HP

Pulled from Australia, selling for $100 Canadian in Canada and here in the UK, they're still on sale for £300 - yea well screw HP; that's the last laptop I buy from them (lol).

I WANT A £75 HP TABLET (complete guesswork on exchange rates there), NOW!

Grumble, whinge, moan, global village my shiny metal arse...

Glaswegian arrested for pro-riot Facebook posts

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Big Brother

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Freedom defined is freedom denied.

Seagate's flash-disk hybrid crosses the chasm

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Would this work?

OS and programs on flash part of drive, then the rest of the disk for content, rather than just using the flash as cache.

Apple iCloud pricing revealed

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Unhappy

@ Stewart

>drop box app on iOS to suddenly infringe apples terms and conditions!<

That'll suck, but if you have Dropbox already on the ipad, they can't delete it, can they?

The icloud sounds all kinds of wonderful (hurr durr), but I use Dropbox because it talks to my PC, android phone and ipad, I'm doubting S Jobs will allow that sort of interspecies carry on.

Game graphics could be 100,000 times better

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Reminds me of voxels, they were going to revolutionise games as well - their landscaping tech shat all over polygons, but because the new 3D accelerators couldn't accelerate them (not being polygons), a promising tech fell by the wayside. Comanche 4<?> and Outcast used them to great effect.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=outcast+game&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK364&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=J-c4TpqMKsWj8QPFt9HgAg&ved=0CDYQsAQ&biw=1120&bih=531 (google image search for Outcast).

Tablets will overtake consumer PCs, says Fujitsu CTO

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Holmes

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>I know quite a few pad owners, and they all use them for the following two purposes:

1) To watch films or show photographs on the move.

2) To show people what a cool gadget it is.<

Dream diary (always on, no need to find a pen as you desperately try to recall the dream before fully waking up), ecomics, ebooks, various games, surfing, listening to music, watching media, two spreadsheet projects on the go, idea's database, emails, address book, food shopping list (automatic downloading to phone and PC with those last three via Google), keeping the kids quiet, keeping your mum quiet, showing it off to your mates down the pub - oh yea, Facebook, Twitter and, hopefully soon, a Guardian app with lovely formatted pages, but until then we've got Flipbook which lovingly formats all your RSS, Facebook and Twitter feeds for you.

Shockingly enough, it's the photo app which is the weakest part of the ipad, you can do very little with them and have to install them via iTunes (and I guess, your camera). What should've been the ipads strongest feature is severely lacking.

Tony Paulazzo
Alien

Good

Once the masses are locked into once more paying over the odds for content being streamed to their tablets, the music and film industries will leave the internet alone - hopefully.

Tablets at this point will only be able to access Facebook, a government sanctioned Baidu, and, of course, the iCloud. News and other content will be delivered in paid for apps by son of Rupert and there won't be a website browser as such.

Long live the dark side.

iPad maker to replace 1 million staff with robots

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>I may be a Luddite, but I say we should bring back huge steel mills/factories employing 20,000 people at a shot.<

Or how about workhouses for the kids, or slavery - haven't built any pyramids for a while (although the Americans are ahead in that field already: http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8289 - the prison industry in the US of A), or we could stop the women from voting, working or owning property...

Lots of ways to reduce unemployment.

Film studios thrash BT in Newzbin site-block test case

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Alien

It would be better

if North America just shut out the rest of the world and we ignored her. They can just carry on picking on Canada and the south, and the rest of the world could get on with their lives. Seriously, fuck Hollywood and all who sail in her. Fnord.

Intel: Apple has online app sales exactly backwards

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>given Apple effectively have a captured market, lol.<

So did Compuserve, AOL and Myspace. Things can change fast in cyberspace.

There are a lot of accounts being stolen from the outskirts of Apples AppStore and being sold in China, Apples response: Talk to your bank. You must have given out your password. Not our problem.

Dell Streak 7 Android tablet

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>But it’s a shame the screen is a bit low-rent and low-res – the battery life could be better too.<

So two of the more important parts of a tablet are crap, shouldn't the score reflect that, about 65%?

The scores basically say this is better than the HP Touchpad and RIM Playbook (75%), as good as the eee pad transformer, but not as good as the ipad2 (90%).

Disconnect.

HP's fondle-slab dilemma: What to do when you're No 2

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I might get an eee pad transformer, they put in an sd slot.

They also have a nice screen, OK battery life and can double as a netbook.

Euro beaks to rule if TVCatchup.com is legal

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License fee

I wrote to the license fee people as where I live we get no freeview until 2012/13, and we can't even get ch5 OTA and 4 is badly snowy.

I basically said if they didn't stop sending demands for money in such a threatening letter I'd take them to small claims court for attempting to make money thru threats, I said I'd thrown the aerial away and they were welcome to come and check at a mutually convenient time. They wrote back apologising and stopped sending the letters.

As for TVCatchup, it was crap on my iPad so I deleted it's ass. I'm quite happy to watch tv shows in 'catch up mode'.

Toshiba pledges fix for sleepy tablets

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Jeez

Whatever happened to the power of consumers, we've become beta testers for corporate giants and bitches of the content gate keepers; mafiaa, bpi etc. Time to stand up and be counted people, if your product doesn't work as advertised demand a refund.

Amazon's anti-iPad arises 'in October'

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>accept that all sorts of people, including Apple, perhaps especially Apple, make excellently designed and specified kit,<

I despise Apple with an unreasoning hatred bordering on psychopathic, but I loves my jailbreaked iPad :-). Still, can't wait to see what amazon release, and at what price point.

'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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>OTOH, maybe he's just spouting a pack of lies.<

Congratulations AC, you win the internet for a day.

In other news: Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely... and something about staring into the ABYSS....

Zounds! Fnord. With the news that the three political leaders temporarily found a backbone to share and intimated that News International should stop the bskyb buyout thing until after this debacle had been finished with, the evil IMF Zionist media conspiracy evil empire aliens thing lost an important battle... tho' they did fuck over Italy so...

How scareware scumbags avoid getting flagged by banks

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>To avoid this, support personnel for scareware firms occasionally give refunds – but only up until the point their rate of chargebacks has dropped again<

Well surely a recurring pattern of refunds as the chargebacks approach red overload makes it obvious something is amiss. After all, all financiers are math heads and the big thing about numbers is seeing patterns in the chaos. But of course, the banks make money out of every conceivable transaction (£20 for a letter), so of course they're going to ignore a successful company, even if their job is fleecing people... Sorry, confused bankers with 'scareware scumbags' - fnord.

EU cloud data can be secretly accessed by US authorities

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>because ultimately governments cannot be trusted.<

QFT

HP TouchPad 9.7in WebOS tablet

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Happy

Flash (saviour of the universe)

>there's not an awful lot of difference<

Looking at the pictures I'm surprised Apple hasn't hauled them into court already over look and feel.

>the 4:3 ratio is the ideal for tablets<

Agreed.

>there's no memory card slot... TouchPad's screen looked less crisp than Apple's... the touchscreen felt less sensitive than those of other tablets... My first-gen iPad feels smoother<

In other words, utter fail - back to the drawing board... Either be very cheaper or create something better than the competition.

>WebOS is way more cloud-centric than iOS<

Which is great, until everyone is paying per Mb for internet access, or the American government close huge swathes of it down chasing piracy with Thor's sledge hammer.

>Adobe Flash-equipped, natch - browser<

Plus 1 (thanks Google+).

>communicate with HP's WebOS 2.0-based smartphones<

Very RIM like.

Jeez, is anyone trying to innovate in the market anymore? Whatever happened to the Notion Ink Adam? In all honesty I might have gone for this tablet but for the missing SD slot, that just smacks of corporate greed.

So now the market awaits the Amazon tablet with trepidation and hope, and as more times goes by I get further locked into the Apple eco system as I spend more on apps, wondering what the ipad 3 will be like...

Smiley for the contentment induced by my ipad first gen (except for the missing Flash and SD support).

History's first papal tweet launches Vatican website

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Alien

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To those knocking the religious offer of prayer. I'm pretty sure that New Science tm posits that thought can manipulate external forces, ergo, prayer being directed thought, could totally work on some level. Reality is now stranger than fiction.

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Mushroom

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A whole city devoted to God with golden statues galore, the richest landowners ever. I'm so glad there's no starving people in the world they could be helping with all those riches - and they have an ipad. The reality distortion field is spreading.

Google field tests (yet another) Facebook rival

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Devil

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I trust Google about as much as... well, El reg, but it would be kind of funny to see Facebook crash and burn from 6 Billion to worthless in as many months, then Google gets ripped apart by the American 'you're making far too much money and controlling the market' bureau of monopolistic practices and Bing becomes No1 search engine - or maybe I just have a strange sense of humour.

Brits told how much they'll pay for HP TouchPad

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What is the reason for not including an SD port and HDMI? I mean aside from greed. It's a complete no no for me, it's one of the pissers about the iPad, flash I can mostly live without, but personally I'd rather have an SD slot than a crappy camera. And yea, the cost is too high, they're not even trying to compete.

Mobile providers less trustworthy than bankers, say punters

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Wow

>Mobile providers less trustworthy than bankers<

Only if they eat babies without me knowing.

I've been with Virgin Mobile for fours years now with no complaints. Every time I've had a problem with accounts it's been fixed within a couple of days, you can talk to a human operator at 10p for any length of time, they answer their emails, usually within 24 hours and have resolved problems that way too.

When I couldn't upgrade my HTC Desire to 2.2 they sent me a new phone out which arrived the following day by courier (after attempting to resolve the issue over a week or so), and I'm not a huge spending customer - I have a £30 a month contract (1GB data allowance, 400 minutes - which rollover, and 3000 texts) which I rarely go over.

Coupled with a new phone every contract (two last year - a crappy one for being a loyal customer and a Desire), I'd have to say Virgin Mobile act like they value my custom a lot more than my bank does (my bank hasn't given me any free stuff and treat my money like it's theirs).

iOS 5 closes Apple's infamous homescreen webapp gap

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Mushroom

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iPad Safari sucks! Give me the option to change font size, or go full screen, or fix the reloading page when you click the back button (no gestures for touch screen Safari), before worrying about speeding up web pages by milli seconds.

Aussie censor bans Dead or Alive

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>who are portrayed as younger than 18<

They should have shown the porn disclaimer, 'all virtual characters over 18, virtual birth certificates on file'.

FFS!

Codemasters pulls website after hackers pwn customer database

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>And in between these hacks about 3 phising attempts for my inactive WoW account.<

I get them, and immediately delete them, like I did the codemaster one, assuming it wasn't legit. The last codemasters game I bought was an early Colin mc- something rally driving game. I mean, my account must have been nearly ten years old and completely inactive and still on their database, I have no idea what my login details were.

Apple pilfers rips off student's rejected iPhone app

Tony Paulazzo
Devil

Apple apologists

Denial is strong with this group.

Apple copy Android notifications, rip off wireless synch and camera/volume button ideas, sell icloud lockin and jokingly tell their developers to 'just change the name, no problem', and people are still defending their every action.

Sent from my jailbreaked iPad.

Toshiba reveals iPad 2 rival

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Big Brother

Flash (saviour of the universe)

Actually, since 4od and BBCi have both released apps for the ipad, I've found I no longer crave Flash as much (esp. as it seems I have to update the bugger twice a month these days). And since most of the recent tablets are pretty similiar specs wise, I only have two criteria:

1. Battery life

2. Screen quality and type

I have the first gen 16GB ipad, and don't get me wrong, I still love it (after 7 months it still requires charging up at least every other night), but that 16GB limit is seriously pissing me off and fuck Steve Jobs for not putting in a tiny microsd option - how much would that of cost? but its non appearance does mean having to go to another tablet when I finally feel the need to upgrade, which in turn means not being too sucked into the Apple eco system too much.

But so far, what other tablet has a better screen and battery life? Still waiting.

Apple uncloaks top 10 tools of iOS 5

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Big Brother

Safari has been given a facelift in iOS 5

>Safari has been given a facelift in iOS 5<

A year old mac feature, ripped off app instapaper and (visible) tabs constitutes a facelift like taking paracetomal proves you're a junkie, jeez!

Where's full screen mode, changing text size, the ability to choose your own browser (cause they sell alternative browsers in their app store), adblocker, Flash integration, download ability...

Apple opens iCloud to world+dog

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Holmes

Title # 23852

>Am I the only person who wants to keeps his files, documents and data firmly planted within my own four walls.<

No, me too, but unless I got this wrong, here's what I can do, upload my over 30GB of ripped CD music up to their cloud from my PC - most of it probably recognised by their match your music tech (mostly 60s, 70s and 80s stuff), then listen to what I want on my 16GB iPad without killing the paltry allowance (no sdcard or USB port which now starts to make Apple financial sense).

Unfortunately I've got a PC, Android phone and iPad, so the calendar etc synch will be useless to me, luckily I can still carry on with Google calendar which does let me synch all three disparate devices together.

Don't hear much love for Safari updating, just ripping off instapaper, an app for reading pages later, no full screen mode, no enlarging text, no changing the default browser, or at least, not publicly acknowledged so far.

Apple to open iCloud for 'free' before slapping $25 subs on service

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Mushroom

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>The iCloud music storage system is also expected to be wrapped in advertising, to help Apple fluff up its revenue stream online<

Because they're hurting so badly cash-flow wise they need the lift?* Or because the big four music gate keepers are demanding a certain base cash injection per month?

* See Apple make more money tham MS and Intel combined.

US state bans Netflix, Napster password sharing

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Devil

Fuck

The Recording Industry Ass. of America right in the ass!

Wave of Trojans breaks over Android

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Since Android has a tick that allows installation of non market apps, perhaps they do need to tighten their vetting procedures up a lot, become more of a walled garden - there's still an access gate in the phone settings for tinkerers who like to experiment.

There's been a great deal made over the fact that iOS make more money than Android apps, perhaps because people inherently trust the system more, are more likely to trust them with a credit card number.

Google have to get a handle on this before it bites them in the ass and Apple release a cheap iPhone for the masses.

Official: Apple to float iCloud on 6 June

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Q&A

>any reason why you feel you need to point out that Steve Jobs is seriously ill? Not sure it adds anything to the news item...<

Because it was part of the main story. I seriously wouldn't wish illness on anyone. Steve Jobs used to be a cool dude, he believed in Pixar, took acid and was against 'the man'. I don't like the new Apple vision but I can differentiate between the man and his corporate image.

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Windows

Will it require iTunes?

Of course, and not just the itunes you know and loathe, but a fatter more bloated version riddling its way thru Windows, for in truth it will be an OS sitting on top of an OS, intercepting low level calls and subverting the original OS integrity, ensuring Flash runs like shit across all eco systems so Jobs on his deathbed can croak, 'told u so lus3rs' with no appreciable punctuation points, bastard!

On a lighter note I've just jailbreaked my iPad, yay me...

BT cheerfully admits snooping on customer LANs

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Dear daily mail

If'n you trust any corporate black hat you are a fool. Ain't no fool like an old fool. The fear of being watched is ...

Sound of black helicopters fading gently into the night.

Hollywood to 'retell' Carrie

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Flame

Title #52341

Hollywood Burns in Hell

Pretty much matches my thoughts on this.

Actually, there was a sequel, it was awful.

Mozilla refuses US request to ban Firefox add-on

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FAIL

Fuck the US!

Title pretty much sums up my feelings.

EA buys Aussie game studio

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EA swallows companies whole

<the company and its 60 strong staff would be staying in Melbourne with “business as usual”. While refraining from outlining plans he said that the deal “can free us up a lot to focus on the creative stuff that really matters and they can provide essential resources to help us build better games.>

Just like previous successful companies that EA bought, Bullfrog and Origin. Both Peter Molyneux and Richard Garriot left after their companies were dissolved into the parent company, after parroting pretty much that same speech.