* Posts by Sarah Bee

2823 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2008

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Shirley

Sex bomb.

Gland mine.

Improvised ecstatic device.

etc.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Shirley

A hand shandy grenade?

Runaway hydroponic fungus attacks real-world Starship Voyager

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Space opera vs. space cadets

(That didn't sound like I chuckled at all but I did chuckle)

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Space opera vs. space cadets

Very good. You win.

MOSSAD SPY VULTURE seized in Saudi Arabia

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: racist

Moderating - the career of the future!

*applies for work in munitions factory*

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Best not to mention...

Please let us not get into this. Please? Unless anyone seriously thinks they've got a new angle which may finally bring peace to the middle east.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Of course there is an IT angle

It's a fricking Bootnote there is no need for an IT angle anyway thank you and good day.

Disconsolate Spanish smokers driven out into blizzard

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Well,

OK, guys, let us not have a fight.

Courtney Love in court over 'Boudoir Queen' Twitter bitchfight

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: AAMOI

Only five, actually.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: 40,000 sads..

How would that work, exactly?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Simorangkir's attorney

It's funny because some people have the same names as other people with different jobs.

Doctor Who to marry Doctor Who's daughter

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: r

To be fair I've got gigs on occasion that I wouldn't have got if I didn't know people (although you generally still have to be good).

Not this one, though. It was pure pedantry.

As you were.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: r

I've never tried to write for Doctor Who but that would appear to be pretty much how most of the Beeb works, more or less. It's hard to get in.

Pay rises that are really pay cuts for 2011

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Percent versus percentage points

Well done sir, you win 2011 Pedant of the Year. The competition is now closed, thank you all.

(Yes that is correct.)

China announces Skype ban to protect telco revenues

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Facebook is important

I am always thrilled to meet people who are not on Facebook because they are just so much *better* than other people.

Senior Guardian hacks turn on Assange

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: conspiratorial?

Me too. Every day. I look at my dog and I think, dog, I envy you.

Merry Christmas!

Assange lawyers fume over leaked rape case docs

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: No....

I see what you have done there and it is very clever and satirical but please stop now.

Catfish: A fanfare for Facebook fakery

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Thank you

Aw.

MEGA DINO-WHALE from 'Valley of the Whales' exhibited

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Land Walking Whales

It's funny because he's comparing women to prehistoric whales which were much larger than real women even the really fat ones.

New UN committee could hand governments internet control

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Vested Intrests ?

Yeah, yeah, shame on the Reg. SHAME.

Er, we quoted. We didn't endorse. Small difference. But still! SHAME! I love a good SHAME.

BOFH: Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Idiocy!

That's an incredible phrase-mangle though - 'guilded the lily'. Awesome.

Sacked health care BOFH jailed for revenge hack

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: article updated?

To be fair, most comments on here look like nonsense, regardless.

I had to say it.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: These comments deliver

cough COUGH

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Colin Brett

Yes. Can you all pipe down now? Ta.

South Korea delivers stern warning to...Facebook

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Farcebook, two million users?

Two million in Korea.

Apple touts top iTunes tunes of 2010

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: failTunes

That is indeed one of the best singles of the year, being a choon and all. I still think 'Stay Too Long' is better though. And I stand by my opinion of Ten Benson. Although I hated Hefner more.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What?

In the sense that they both do hip-hop-inflected modern soul. It's not that much of a stretch. And regardless, 'Stay Too Long' is a brilliant single.

ICO makes mincemeat of nativity data protection piffle

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Obviously

If *that* sarcasm - which was pretty much wearing a massive stupid festival hat saying "DUHH SARCASM" in the most unsophisticated fashion - went over anyone's head, then I despair of everything, frankly.

Nick Cave smashes speed camera with Jag

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: LOL@ Teecee

Well, yeah.

Pro-Wikileaks hacktivistas in DDoS dustup with patriot contras

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mr Pedantic

That's slanderous! etc.

Really, though, imagine the screams of bewilderment if we used 'literatim'. Who uses that?

Police appeal for missing Taser

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Once

"It's sawn off because of er the lack of storage space in modern accommodation, officer."

Is it legal to own any kind of sawn-off? Ever?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: At least we're now safer

Why the biog, Dave? Did you feel the need to point out that you're not a 17-year-old anarchist? Well, OK.

Judge puts Assange behind bars ahead of extradition hearing

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Cool Hand Luke: Every Heard Of "Voting By Foot" ?

People are rude to Americans all the time anyway. I doubt they'd notice any difference.

(Er, don't be rude to people based on where they come from. It doesn't say anything good about you.)

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mash

Ah, the Daily Mash, our foremost satirical online publication.

*cries*

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: There is no title

We edited. Or! It's a CONSPIRACY.

Massive online database of bird calls unveiled

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Twitcher

Some words have more than one meaning. I have noted this.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: lesser spotted

What do you think?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Can we add sounds to the database?

It's funny because 'bird' is a commonly-used slang term for 'woman'.

Brussels goes in to bat for beleaguered bees

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Where's our moderatrix ?

I am here. Reading all your wonderful comments.

IBM gloats over HP, Oracle takeouts

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

Yes, I know, arguments happen, but eventually you have to let 'em go.

Also the constant shouting of 'FUD' is hurting my ears.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

I'm a moderator, yes. You'll see I've got a Reg badge.

I'm just asking you both to reel it in a bit because you've been going at it hammer and tongs for a while now and it's time to take some deep breaths and turn your attention to something else, for all our sakes. Ta.

Gov decides not to have scientific advice on drugs any more

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: real smart

I'm not sure it counts as an epidemic. I think one person was proven to have died as a direct result of taking it. Seventeen deaths or so were 'linked' to it, but they all involved a shitstack of other substances... often not including mephedrone itself, funnily enough.

A lot of people took it, yes, and probably still do when they can find it. No one's dying. Other slightly different drugs have replaced it already, and will eventually become illegal, and the whole process will start afresh. I think by 'epidemic' you mean 'moral panic', where a lot of brain cells die spectacularly all over the media, but the body count stays resolutely low.

Facebook revamp gives away even more info, warn pros

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Little wife

Good point.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Man, I feel your pain lol

If you were my husband and you referred to me as 'little wife' I would make you a nice quiet, safe, deep sandbox for you to lie very still in.

ASSANGE ARRESTED in London - in court later today

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: re:sarah and the man in sunglasses

That'll be it.

I'm closing this thread now, but there will be another one along on this subject presently (oh goody!).

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sarah Bee

No because he's on our side OH GOD I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: It's funny

Oh yes. I rejected those because you said things that could be libellous or at least dodgy that we don't want on the site, and I didn't want any of us to lose our jobs. We're being fairly cautious, possibly over-cautious, but that's why. We don't want to be in a world of shit at all because of the blurtings of any of our commentards.

The comments were 'similar' to the extent that they were on the same subject. So... yeah. But you can just chalk it up to general conspiracy if you prefer. It's a pretty good catch-all.

And now if you'll excuse me I have another 100 possible legal bombs, carelessly flung by you lot, to carefully sift through.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Sarah Bee

I can't stare at him for too long, obviously.

Commentards please note - we're moderating heavily on this, because we are part of a larger conspiracy, so please don't whine if you get rejected. Much obliged.

I'm going to make tea for the mysterious man now, he's been standing there for several hours with no lunch or anything and there's no harm in being nice, is there?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: But but but...

I Think You'll Find It's More Complicated Than That

This is the initialism the internet needs more than anything. It is almost always pertinent.

ITYFIMCTT to you, sir.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I wonder why UK news outlets including the Register

I have to be quick telling you this so please excuse tht typos but there is a man in sunglasses and a suit standing in the corner of the offce, he's been here all daay and I think he may have a gun.

But i'm sureit's not related to this or anything.