* Posts by Sarah Bee

2823 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2008

Home Secretary goes crazy on drugs... policy

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Never trust a junkie

Er, no, Chris, sorry. You can't call her that out loud. Try again.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Tough on things that are easy to get tough on...

Snurk.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sarah Bee

Ah, it wasn't that interesting, Tim. Just violent. Actually I have to say it represents one of my own worst fears, but fortunately I live in a ground floor flat.

I think fleas would be a good start. Maybe bedbugs. They're pretty nasty beasties.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Comment rejection note

Folks, I'm personally totally with you in your lack of warm feelings for the Home Secretary, but if you could find creative ways to lambast her that stop a mite short of fervent wishes for bad things to befall her, I won't have to reject them and the debate can rage on.

I do hope she doesn't get what she would like for Christmas, though.

Lords linger over extreme porn definition

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Like these...

Ah, it'll be fine as long as the images can be proven to have artistic merit (proper pron not having a shred of that). Easily done with reference to the Official Artistic Merit Scale. I reckon most of the Madonna stuff, shot as it was by some very talented photographers, will safely register above 5.5.

Mind you, they'll have to check those figures against the Big Book of Stuff It's OK To Feel Rude About (UCL, 2001).

Boris Johnson bans boozing on London transport

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Why not...

I think we all have a bigger issue to deal with, don't we? It's very easy to get something like this passed because on the face of it it seems like a good thing - drinking on public transport is a pretty skanky activity, most would agree, and wouldn't it be that tiny bit more pleasant for all of us without it, etc. But, tiresome as it may be, this is a personal freedom thing. I'm a perfectly decorous traveller and if I want to have a drink from the fridge on my way out for the night, I think I should be able to do that without being put in the same bracket as some anti-social, intimidating little bastard.

In any case, you need to think about how long it is in these instances before laws will come in that do affect you, even if the initial steps like this one don't bother you. It's not all just about you, you know.

I wonder where they're going to stand on shandy.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Where's The IT Angle Here?

Oh dear, the old 'London is full of rude people' saw. Actually, I think you'll find it's full of very polite and personal-space-conscious people, otherwise it couldn't function, because we'd all be engaged in a city-wide mass brawl all the livelong day.

I shan't start defending Bob Crow because you're clearly just dangling a worm there, aren't you. On a string, all the way from... whereabouts are you? Northampton? Cleethorpes? I'm so sorry.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: 3 quid to travel 200 yards?

There's no 'need' to drink on the tube, but er, that's kind of missing the point. Even if this would work or do any good, which it won't, it's nothing more than an initial territorial piddle in the shape of a cynical political gesture.

Just for the record, I didn't vote for the berk.

I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: bah

I resemble that remark.

Two arrested over piracy at computer fair

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Mark Jan

Hasn't that architectural pustule been knocked down yet? It is the worst building in Britain.

Independent dubs El Reg lesbian

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Can you blame them

>>With all the crap you cover can you blame them for mistaking a supposed IT publication for something else?

Yes. Yes we can.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Perhaps they have misunderstood the El Reg journalist's names?

I'm speechless.

Winehouse cans Bond theme project

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

zzz

Oh, behave.

And anyone who can't spell 'Britney' after all this time needs to sort it out, and is disqualified from opining on matters of popular culture. That is all.

The battle of Lesbos: Exclusive combat pic

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @DrewHew

Aw, how rotten for you to be titillated by the prospect of plastic bosoms, only to be thwarted with the sight of other plastic bosoms.

Think of it as titillation training.

Japanese council worker in 750k smut site pornathon

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Blue Peter Badge!

Hur hur. 'Peter'.

Amy Winehouse pitches for Bond theme

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sarah, I'm loving your work but...

Thanks for that, Tom, but believe it or not the Reg doesn't have a rulebook for this stuff, and no old hand consultation is needed.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Wow

It's more of a principle thing, o brave Anon chap.

But yeah, I'll bet you they play her stuff in 40 years. I bet this much.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ Sarah

You're still doing it. Why assume? And why always the cynical assumption? Why wouldn't I think a particular artist is worthy of the plaudits she gets?

I don't think we're actually having the same argument here. You've got every right to your opinion, I'm just pointing out that it's at odds with the critical consensus, with which I happen to agree. (But that's because I think it's correct in this instance, not simply because it is a consensus, do you see?)

And you're still missing the point about the hype and the froth. You're completely suckered by it. Just because she is surrounded by a lot of the same crap that lesser artists get by on, doesn't make her one of them.

I've been to see her, incidentally. She was an hour late on, but she did perform, and she was really extraordinary. Of course it's Very Bad that she often can't get her shit together (although it doesn't occur as often, or as badly, as the tabs have told you) but I think anyone who's seen her perform at all will value it more in years to come than any number of smoothly executed, identikit, unimpeachably professional gigs by The Whoeverthefucks.

I did see your comparison to Jordan, and it's no more apposite the second time around.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: woah there!

Nope. It's not.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

@Mike

I'm genuinely baffled by the suggestion that anyone who happens to admire someone or something which has been lauded by others can only possibly be 'following the trend' or 'pwned by the marketing guys'. You do know free will exists, don't you? And why would you have me 'pegged' as the type to do anything in any context? Based on what?

It's rather like suggesting that anyone who criticises another person is 'just jealous'. That is undeniably the case on occasion, or the cliche would never have been born, but it's rather indolent and backward and absurd to take that as your default position every time.

I think you're the one having trouble seeing past the hype and froth and cynical publicity bullshit, not me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

@Steve

Steve, I really must ask that you refrain from making such sweeping and denigrating judgements. It is most unseemly and absolutely without justification.

Oh, and would you like some dry-roasted peanuts with your pint?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mark Ronson

What's a 'sell-out'? A musician who does stuff for money? It's Bond, it's hardly a Pepsi ad. And even if it were, so what?

In any case, 'You Know My Name' is a great track, and Chris Cornell is hot. So.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ Sarah Bee

It's called 'debate', you oaf.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

Oh Lee, I was all set to justify my perfectly reasonable statements on the basis of my experience in entertainment journalism, cite any number of swiftly-Googleable respected sources who go a lot further in their endorsement, etc. But then I realised you were merely allowing me to have an opinion

>>If you had said she was one of your favourite artists of our generation, or even one of the most distinctive that would be fine.

You are too kind! I wouldn't want to push it beyond that, you might get cross.

And then you said

>>Oh, and in today's music / entertainment industry what you look like is at least as important as what you sound like, surely you are cynical enough to recognise that.

Regardless of the fact that we are talking specifically about a film theme, to be run over an opening sequence and most unlikely to feature the singer's image.

And then there was all that credibility stuff. The last bit, I was totally with you. And I couldn't hope to add anything.

Mwah.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Amble Crackwhore...

Duffy has as about as much soul as you, Lickass.

And what difference does it make what she looks like?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Why is this IT related?

Hello, Giles. Thank you for your question.

This particular story about a film theme is in Odds and Sods >> Entertainment.

That is, it has been filed in the section for odds and sods - specifically, the bit pertaining to entertainment.

There is no IT angle.

This is the part of this website where there is no requirement for an IT angle.

If you would like to read about IT then please repair to the home page where you will find all manner of stories with IT fairly coming out of their ears.

Now, would you like me to scratch your arse for you, or have you got that covered?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

I wouldn't deny the importance of Oasis (up to a point) nor the brilliance of Liam as an actual rock star nor their influence (on a lot of really unneccessary and mediocre bands, though), but are these things the only reliable measure of importance? If Oasis are important, does that mean Winehouse can't be? Of course she's important.

Nuts to the Mars Volta, give me Sparta any day. (See, I don't care THAT much about importance. It's all subjective and er, mostly decided by overgrown adolescent boys at the decreasingly influential NME, which no one over 16 has any excuse to read anymore.)

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

Oh, and I know plenty of people who don't like her, but they can be objective and see that she has talent and worth beyond that talent. The critical consensus is almost total on this one.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: God, I hope not...

I bet you're not a pretty picture either, Chris.

I'm going to need so many substances to get through this thread if none of you are going to acknowledge that she's one of the best artists of our generation, regardless of the tabloid mess that any intelligent bean with ears should be able to see past. In fact, I think a trip to the Hawley Arms at lunchtime, followed by a lost afternoon culminating in an alleged assault and a mislaid ballet pump.

You do know that she was the moderator here before she was famous, don't you? It explains EVERYthing.

Vultures crash out of the Indian skyscape

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

@ Thomas

Yes. 'Reg'.

Welsh blogger fined over 'menacing' plod blog

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Grow up people!

Right. Because no court judgement should ever be questioned.

Data sharing could have stopped killing

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Arm Flapping

Actually thinking up this comment just burned off half a mini flapjack bite, so I'll have to go back to the lab, it seems.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: RE:@By Anonymous Coward: @An AC RE:@ Sarah Bee

Same here.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sarah Bee

It's in the linked report (page 5). I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to consider mental illness as a likely factor under the circumstances, rather than flap their arms and go "surely that's murder", whether it's directly mentioned or not. But then I suppose a good arm-flap burns more calories than a moment's thought.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: WTF

He's schizophrenic. He's not responsible for his actions in the same way that you and I are, much as you in your ignorance might think he ought to be. Yeah? Hence manslaughter.

Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Garrison....

Ah, it's threads like this that make it all worthwhile.

Er, keep it cle... oh, never mind.

Web 2.0 bloat trebles web's waistline

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What's a web crapp?

Yes.

Hi!

Canadian geeks to turn off the tech

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: just to annoy the environ-mentalists

How mature.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What?

You suffer from vitiligo, dervheid? How terrible.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

Oh yeah. It's because I haven't had enough Vitamin C lately.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Must. Have...

>>Now please FUCK OFF and stop telling ME what to do with MY LIFE, YOU MAPLE -SYRUP SUPPING BASTARDS!

Oh, that's nice. They just want you to get a bit more Vitamin A, you pasty beast.

UK elections vulnerable to fraud - e-voting no solution

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: To the London elections...

>>COME ON BORIS!!!! it'll be a hell of a laff for us northerners ;)

Why don't you come down here and say that?

'Extreme porn' law could criminalise millions

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Mental note

No no no. Blindfold = kinky = immoral = illegal.

That probably goes for having FEDs on your ass too.

'We could wake up smarter' - Ballmer hints at Win XP reprieve

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Long URLs in comments make reading a pain the arse

I've mentioned before that it'd be courteous if people used tinyurl.com to smallify their inordinately long links. Because it would.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Long URLs in comments make reading a pain the arse

Although I should take issue with your use of the word 'automatically'. All your witterings are painstakingly sifted and moderated by trained gibbons in cages i.e. us.

Hellboy helmsman to direct The Hobbit

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Inspired choices

That was what was in the suitcase. The Precious. Now it can be told.

Welsh student exposed to nude webcam operators

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Next job?

Sigh. I am ever so glad it is Friday.

Sky One to resurrect Blake's 7?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Andy

That's right, AC, reign 'em in.

Hur.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Rose coloured specs of history

There are sites for people like you, Chris.

Anti-Scientology crusader vaporized from YouTube

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ Sarah Bee

That's Samantha Bee you're thinking of. But yes, I am just a poser. I changed my name especially.

I kind of lost interest in your comment after that.