* Posts by Sarah Bee

2823 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2008

Eurofighter Typhoon: It's EVEN WORSE than we thought

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Ahem...

If it's obvious, why comment?

IT job seekers can't smell spell

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "If you can't be arsed tailoring your CV to the vacancy..."

Pretty much everything in this comment is correct. What a rarity.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: As the original poster of CV's

CV's is not the plural of CV. CVs may look wrong, but it isn't.

There you are.

Portsmouth stretches the Olympic-sized swimming pool

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Alrighty then.

No it wasn't - he was making a point, not being flippant about a tragedy.

Euro court slaps down insurers over gender risks

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: and

I don't hate men, you fucking ruminant. I just hate idiots, including idiots who hate women. It's not quite the same thing.

Fucking idiot.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Actually

Don't patronise me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Tell me about it ...

A man wouldn't need to. When is there ever a queue for the gents?

I've used foul, foetid men's bogs when I've been absolutely desperate, and I'll do it again if I have to. I've seen guys in the ladies now and then, but that generally seems to have been because they were, er, in a lady. Or wanting to avoid the nasty disgusting gents', which I can't really blame them for. Bit rude but not that big a deal, frankly. (NB on these occasions there have been other women present, and none of them have screamed or called the police.)

But never mind, let's all find some example of behaviour which proves women are trying to take over the world and think men are no better than bedbugs!

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Work

Whooo yeah that showed us I never thought of it like that before.

What I have thought of, however, many times, is what the hell I did to deserve all of you.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Going for the jugular...

That's a pretty lame troll even by Reg standards, dear.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Wrong

What is wrong with you lot today?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: ah but...

Heh. I bet you can't, etc.

Surrey nudists tossed out into the cold after lease expires

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: LOL

If you keep up your offensive crap, you'll get banned.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ SB -- re: re: They've been lapping up

Oh.

I kind of get it.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah Bee

No, I mean really unusually stupid, and not just on this thread, it's everybloodywhere.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: They've been lapping up

Again... I don't get it.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Err

Ha.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hold On

Yes, because they're stupid. There's a proliferation of stupid comments around here today in general.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: trick

How is this funny? Nudism has nothing to do with screwing.

Sigh.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nahh...

How is this a joke? Nudism has nothing to do with political correctness.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Why be furious?

How is that at all logical? They don't want idiots gawping at them. It's not difficult to understand.

I really am curious as to what is up with you all today. It's even more ridiculous than usual.

Natalie Portman slaps John Galliano

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Only Jews Buy Clothes?

Yeah, funny huh.

Yeah.

Apple to launch queue-jumping service for little people

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: RE: Sarah

I wasn't being literal.

Good grief.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re : Sarah Bee

If there was a story about Apple building a big shiny white bus, would you rush to post "iBus! It's an iBus!!!"? Why? Why is it funny or clever?

Such inanities are too boring to live. I will delete on sight next time, so enjoy while you can.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: No,

yawn

Council busts breast milk ice cream parlour

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: This looks like a job for...

Haha! I know 'em well.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Women of bovine species: yes

I think he was just looking for an excuse.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Aliens

Um, I spot a slight contradiction there. Unless you're being super-clever.

ECJ gender ruling 'could throw insurance into turmoil'

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Re: Equality

Feminists pertain to feminism, no? And he doesn't appear to know much about either. But if he at least tries to discriminate between idiots and non-idiots under various banners then I guess that's something.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Equality

Your post suggests you don't know the first thing about feminism, or indeed 'feminism', but don't let that stop you.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: A vote, a push for equal pay,

Genuinely interested to know, without any attitude, which bits are now stupidly in favour of women that used to be massively in favour of men. I honestly can't think of any, and I'm not being sarcastic.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Equality - doncha love it ?

Yeah, wow, we all totally regret that whole equality thing now. How short-sighted we were!

Penthouse pokes punters in eye with 3D smut

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Reaches for popcorn...

Yes, hello. What's your point, caller?

Portsmouth redefines the Olympic-sized swimming pool

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Sloppy Reporting

Specifics?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Why isn't this headline news ?

Who suggested it's a matter of life and death? It's an embarrassing costly issue and silly mistake. It's not being presented as anything else.

God I hate meaningless relativism.

Asian soup peril menaces bionic shark

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah

Hey, I love a good 'stunt-eater' post, me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: As a surfer...

You're an idiot.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Pity

"I've totally eaten shark and know loads about it and don't think it's a big deal at all and am totally nonchalant on the matter but I certainly wouldn't make a big deal about it on the internet."

Londoners warned of card skimming risk

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Are they joking?

Lurking is not the same as standing. Just as loitering is not the same as waiting.

Anon Mail commenters to stay anon

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @ Is it me?

The moderators were curled up in corners, weeping, weeping.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Daily Mail

It may have been ironic if you look again. But I don't know why commentards here get so shocked about the crossover with the Mail threads. It's er, quite big.

Facebook flick wins three Oscars

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: the facebook film

"by"?

Survey sets out to pin down nation's pr0n habits

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "the everyday uses of pornography"

Hands up who didn't read the whole story!

Cornish pasties awarded protected status

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Devon pasties are better

I don't understand the problem. Surely if your pasty is akin to a Cornish one but not from Cornwall it is a corn*ish* pasty.

Oddjob Trojan keeps banking sessions open after victims log out

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What did Oddjob say?

Picture caption.

Jacqui Smith 'shocked' to discover we're drowning in sea of porn

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: It's true

Wow - no one told me this! That must be why I am not yet queen of all I survey! Of course!

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Yep, you should always cite your sources.

iPad 2 launch could be delayed by two months, analyst says

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: El Reg hypnotised by The Great Big Apple Machine

Just as well you didn't click on it then eh.

NO-SH*T CURE FOR BALDNESS discovered by accident

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: In my experience.......

Female what?

Sheep as smart as humans: Official

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: smart collie

Border collies are the most intelligent dogs full stop, apparently. There's one that can identify objects from pictures of them.

Egyptian bloke dubs sprog 'Facebook'

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: ...note to future therapist...

Yeah, but you'd feel sorrier if she was growing up under Mubarak, no?