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Webster - get to fuck.
The rest of you - for chrissakes stop encouraging him.
Eff eff ess.
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Actually we failed spectacularly at our use of Twitter, and there wasn't much of that at all in any sense.
I don't really see the problem. In any case, anyone who uses the contraction 'lemme' when typing ain't gonna get much love from me.
(Yes I know, that was the point.)
Gosh you lot don't half get upset.
Aha, half! Ha! I didn't even mean to do that and yet I did. Oh the lolz.
Anyway, you could get a third of a pint at the Banbury beer and cider festival when I went. Marked on the glass and everything. I would totally drink 2/3 - pint too big, half too small. So there.
I did read somewhere that strictly speaking all reasonable and non-hysterical atheists *and* theists alike are also agnostic, in the sense that they accept there will never be absolute proof that there is or is not a God. So you're an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist if you accept the logical limits of your belief either way.
It's a nice idea, anyway, and I'll buy it. Any proper scholars on this?
Also, people who think for themselves are free to reject the rather passive and inoffensive message here and choose religion, aren't they? Suggesting people think for themselves is pretty neutral and benign.
I can never get over how defensive the devout can be - surely one of the many enriching and fulfilling things about faith should be that it frees you from feeling you have to go on the warpath all the time against people who question your choices. It's genuinely sad.
Ralphe, you are a giant prune. It's called word play. Haven't you ever made up your own collective noun? Haven't you ever looked at a list of actual collective nouns? They are colourful and brill and it is fun.
By the way, I know you are not *actually* a prune. It's called word play.
All this literal-mindedness makes me want to put my head on the desk and leave it there for a long long while. See, I couldn't even come up with anything oblique to express my exasperation. You people are poisoning my brain.
Incidentally, the correct collective noun for a group of idiots is a 'duhhhhh'.
Heh. Lots of dogs will just eat anything. I worry that people don't know not to give them chocolate, or indeed raisins and grapes. The smaller the dog the greater the danger from these things.
Oh, and I must mention the lilies thing - you know the pollen from those things is poisonous to cats so you've got to watch it. If it falls on them and they lick it off their fur, they're in trouble.
Animals are weird, basically.
Sadly it's because women *have* to be tougher than everyone else to get to the top, because it's still more difficult for women. Which means the only women who get to the top at present are the most terrifyingly ambitious and hardened ones. The wrong ones, basically.
I still can't quite explain Palin, though. Holy good gravy.
>He is survived by four stepbrothers; "I Know My Rights", "Someone Else's Problem", "I’m A Victim" and "Work? I'm better of on the Dole" and his stepsisters, "Gymslip Mother" and "I'll have a baby and they'll give me a house".
Personally I think it's a bit remiss of you not to acknowledge his second cousin "Is it just me or is everything shit?", and his estranged twin "Ooh if you're going to the shop could you pick up a Mail for me? And a Crunchie bar. Thanks".