Posts by Sarah Bee

Re: And how's it errant?

No no NO. Plurals do not take apostrophes even after abbreviations. NO.

Hello, Monday, gosh, you look like shit.

Re: Either way Cameron can't lose...

It's true what they say - behind every successful woman is a man who is actually in front of her, see, it just looked like the other way around from where you were standing.

Re: Worst Critic of the Year Award goes to........Razzie Critics

Wow. What a succinct and unerringly accurate summation of the state of Hollywood today. I'm going to replace all my DVDs with copies of Catwoman.

Re: Film snobbery

'Bayhem'? Good Christ.

I'm with the snobs on this one. Anyway, the Razzies are 'just a bit of fun', in the same way. A couple of people have been great sports and actually showed up to accept their award in the past.

Re: WTF?

You've got a university email address, AC - how can you not have figured this out? And why don't you know what an apostrophe is?

The story is in the Bootnotes section, it doesn't need an IT angle. It is Monday morning and I need a drink.

Re: Whoa! Moderatrix didn't kill me! Result!

Good grief.

Re: Utterly stunned....

Alright, fair enough, Andus, but it's still astonishing to me that anyone here can think they're first with any quip when the chances are good that er, they won't be.

The comments are done in batches because I HAVE OTHER ACTUAL WORK TO DO inbetween changing all of your virtual nappies, capiche?

Man, I feel fighty today.

Re: No one else?

Yes. Someone else. Look up.

Sorry, but if I don't, you'll never learn, will you?

Re: I hesitate to ask....

If anyone else asks what the IT angle is on a Bootnotes article, I will kill again.

Re: There's only one possible comment.

You're still waiting for a Playmobil icon? How remiss of us. I shall be certain to raise the issue of 'fulfilling the commentards' every sordid whim' at Monday's meeting and ensure it is marked for urgent actioning.

Re: landmine phone?

Yes yes it's been fixed now but oh look at you all so funny with your clever.

Sigh.

Re: Re: IT?

"IT angle?"? What is wrong with you people? Seriously. Someone enlighten me. I think we may have some sort of emergent new disorder ripe for classification here. More than one, in fact.

Jesus H Crackpipe.

Re: Acceptable?

Thanks for that thoughtful review, AC. Would you like a job?

Re: Good grief...

It's a satirical site, dear, we take pops at everyone. Including you. Although you are apparently too dreary to satirise.

Boring!

Dear Shades,

I'm terribly sorry but I don't know who you are. I moderate up to 500 comments a day with assistance from others, who may have taken exception to your outpourings. Or it may have been me. I don't recall. We strive for consistency but it's a little like freedom, or justice - unobtainable absolutes that we can only work towards, never truly achieve.

My name has an H on the end. Perhaps you should remove your eyewear when you sit down to write to me.

Best

Sarah

Re: Hang on....

*crying laughing*

I'm sorry to have to throw you to the internet, takuhii, but show me the moderator who could resist.

*further crying laughing*

Interesting

the proportion of readers of this satirical website who don't appear to grasp the concept of satire.

*no longer crying laughing*